/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They will get fucking destroyed considering your 600 pound frame.

>>6148755
I was told I'd have nice legs/thighs if only I'd shave off the hair.

>>6148755

Okay I'll bite, how can you say that with such certianty of I am posting as anon.

I am 140 ish I will take pictures once I get it all.If thats your kinda thing, but that would just moot your assumption no?

r u a boi or gurl?????

if gurl, wanna cyber??

gib msn??

facebuk?

>>6148790
Not the person you are replying to, but traps and crossdressers are my kind of thing, so by all means, anon!

I bought some makeup today. Gonna get a wig tomorrow.

>>6148800
boy, dipshit. girls don't get excited over wearing these

>>6148755
>>6148800
Why so /v/?

/jp/ anons are skinny due to being too lazy to eat.
Both of you go away.

Anyone know where to buy cheap wigs when it isn't Halloween? There's a store that sells one I really like for $15, but they stop selling them after Halloween.

Ah, thanks for deleting >>6148800.


Seriously, sometimes, the janitor's doing goes beyond my understanding. Personal blog threads are apparently welcome, I'll keep that in mind for the next time.

Sounds like an awesome time. Have fun!

Currently browsing 4chan while wearing my black thigh highs (not OP) and my first pair of panties (bikini cut) which I just bought today. Feels good man. Want to tuck, but having a little difficulty (either I manage to get my balls in and my penis gets erect or my penis stays flaccid and I can't get the damn balls in) and keep getting interrupted by people every time I try.

>>6149077
>but they stop selling them after Halloween
>after Halloween
>current date is 9/17
I fail to see your issue.

you dumb slut, I don't see rainbow here

>>6149485
The essentials always come first. Black/white/brown go with almost anything. Rainbow, while awesome, does not.

>>6149485
Rainbows are costume tier, black and purple are olev tier.

>>6149470
Isn't getting the balls in really uncomfortable? I've got that image saved but the thought of actually doing it makes me squirm.

>>6149494
Rainbow goes with everything you just have to make it work.

>>6148736
these too

>>6149530
It's certainly not as comfortable as letting them hang like they're supposed to, but it's a tolerable discomfort.

>>6149077
Just buy them off shops on ebay. You can some get pretty good quality wigs, just ask /cgl/.

>>6149470
It's fine now. But there will be a point where I need a wig in April or something.

I can't keep them very long, due to certain circumstances.

I just tried on some makeup. I think I could pass at certain angles.

>>6148966

.

>/jp/ anons are skinny due to being too lazy to eat.

UH NO DUDE THAT'S BULLSHIT

GUYS I AM CALLING BULLSHIT ON THIS GUY

We had 'post your weight threads' on here before proving that a good chunk of /jp/ is fat.

Also, beard-Kaguya, /jp/'s patron saint, is fat.

Swing and a miss, buddy!

There is no way I could pass for a think female.

>>6149876
Theres only one way to find out. Dont give up before you try!

>>6149876
From certain angles it's not hard. I've had someone think that my penis was shopped onto a girl's body because apparently my penis is quite lewd.

>>6149843
Really? That's interesting. I spend more time in /tg/ than here, and we discovered that most fa/tg/uys are actually thin.

And in my case, I am literally too lazy to eat. I wait until I'm starving and then go make something quick. I want to learn to cook so I can feed myself more cheaply, but it seems like too much of a hassle. I usually get 1-2 meals a day and I never snack--rather, I'll sometimes count a granola bar as a meal.

OP, do take pictures.

>>6149843
I think we established that /jp/ is both very fat and very thin, at the far unhealthy ends of the weight scale.

I am 140 ish and 5'9 no where near fat. I also only eat a few poorly prepared meals a day because I spend to much time smoking weed and hanging out with /jp/

>>6150494
>>6150487

>I think we established that /jp/ is both very fat and very thin

That's more like it.

>>6150494
Rock on.

>>6150765
Responding to an Arc post.

thin as an ethiopian here
Unable to gain weight.

And some dude told me my legs were attractive once, before he saw my face and was like "wtf?"
I wasn't even crossdressing...

♥

>>6150908
Nice. Spread the legs a bit, if you would be so kind.

>>6150908
Fat legs like tubes of meat. Not attractive tubes either. Looks like sausage.

>>6150923
For mens legs, they're nice.

So no more?

If you bend your legs at the knee they appear more slim.

well I'm 180 but I'm 6ft 4" so I look really skinny.
I'd eat more but I'm really lazy and can't be arsed to cook so I just eat junk.

>>6150908
Err, don't put your legs so close together it makes them look fatter. Try to space your legs out and bend slightly at the knees.

>>6151004
It's the fucking BFG.

>>6151015
He probably wanted to push up the genitalia.

bump

No alice yet, what the fuck?

>>6151535
Those horrific eyes.

>>6150908
/jp/ - Now 100% more creepy

>>6150908
goddamn, anon

>>6151546
What's creepy about that?

>>6151551
it's a fat white dude in panties, duh

>>6151551
Don't know dude, ask your father if you really can't tell.

Post pics of yourself already OP!

well, only cute traps are cute

the rest are transgenders!

>>6151554
I only talk to my father occasionally, this isn't a topic I need him for.

>>6151553
He's not that fat, really.

Trap-a-holics.

>>6151566
Well, ask any dude on the street, really.

>>6151572
Are you a new here or something ? Trap threads have always been a part of /jp/.

>>6151576
Are you autistic, dude? You ask what's creepy about that picture >>6150908
, I tell you.

The fact that it's posted on /jp/ or not isn't really the matter right now, is it?

>>6151579
I'm not the guy you talked with. There are always been trap pics here, deal with it.

>>6150908
what a small penis o.o

>>6151587
Small penis is best penis.

>>6151585
>deal with it

Oh, I get it, you're one of these newfriends who feel insulted when someone uses sage in a thread they like. Sorry bro, I was just answering to the guy who didn't know what was creepy in a picture of a guy wearing striped panties, I'm quite buteglad actually. Please continue with your thread without feeling insulted or anything.

>>6151590
No penis is best penis.

>>6151592
Holy shit you're such a retard it's incredible.

>>6151595
Cry more, baby.

>>6151594
But vaginas are disgusting!

>>6151557
It'll take a while, I take it he's ordered them online.

>>6151603
Mai waifu begs to differ.

>>6151661
So what about more of >>6150908

>>6151551
The thought of hairy and/or fat men, sitting in front of their computers wearing shimapan and thigh highs. Or when OP calls his skirt "cute".

>>6151688
Seems to me like you haven't been on /jp/ very long.

>>6150908
That's someone else

>>6151688
If I were a girl you would agree a skirt could be cute. Not that I care.

>>6151703
When will the pairs arrive?

SAGED
REPORTED

>>6151692
>sage
Pretty sure I've been here far longer than you, friend.

Did it ever cross your mind that perhaps some people on /jp/ don't like the same things as you do? We're not a hivemind. Yes, it is strange in my opinion seeing a man with a beer belly wearing satin thigh highs or female panties.

>>6151707
>>6151709
IM SAGIN U!!!
IM SAGIN UU!!!!

>>6151709
The fact that you take offense to 'sage' proves you haven't been on /jp/ long enough at all.

Also, if it creeps you out so much, why are you still in this thread?

Hell, if it creeps you out so much, why are you taking offense to someone 'saging it'?

>>6151719
It is a mistery.

>>6151553
He isn't fat at all, are you kidding?

>>6151719
I'm not taking any offence to 'sage', I'm just pointing it out to prove that in fact I was here longer than you.

>Also, if it creeps you out so much, why are you still in this thread?

I like to read every thread and participate. I was just responding to that previous Anon, and trap threads are pretty funny.

>>6151661
your waifu is some blunt-smoking umineko retard with googly eyes?

>>6151757
>I'm just pointing it out to prove that in fact I was here longer than you.
Huh?

Also, participating in threads you don't like is one cause of board degradation

>>6151771
Stop reading things I didn't write. I never said I didn't like this thread.

Let's just end this pathetic exchange and proceed on-topic.

>>6151763

Fuck yeah, shes perfect.

How do you get your legs looking so smooth? Even using an epilator, you can still see tiny dark dots (goddamn black hair), and red patches. Should I tan them slightly?

>>6151839
Epilate, Exfoliate, Moisturize.
In that order.


Given enough time, they'll become smooth.

♥

♥

>>6151866
Nice phone.

You must post more.

>>6151866
post ur butt

>>6151866
I have seen this before

>>6150908
if it didn't look like a speedo, i'd be fapping

>>6149843
Im 5'8"1/2 160 lbs, I am not fat. But im not an anon due to tripfagging so i guess i dont count..

>>6151866
There is something extra

>>6151852
>epilate then exfoliate
What? You're supposed to exfoliate first. Exfoliating removes a lot of the dead skin that can cover up smaller, more difficult to remove hairs when you go to epilate. Not to mention, you should always epilate after a hot bath/shower to open up the pores and soften up the hair. Since all methods of exfoliation involve bathing (loufa/pouf/special soaps), it follows naturally that epilation comes after exfoliation.

I laugh at the guy who proclaims himself being being here on /jp/ for a long time, yet greentexts, uses memes, and gets angry at someone sageing.

I bet he's from /b/.

>>6152564
Once you've epilated the hairs will eventually start to reform underneath the surface of the skin. As the grow they will push up and out and try to break through the skin. Because you pulled the hair out previously sometimes it doesn't grow out at the right angle when it is coming back in. This leads to ingrown hairs. To avoid that as much as possible you want to slough off the layers of dead cells at your skin's surface, so the hairs can break through more easily. Make sense? That's why you exfoliate after you epilate.

Of course you should scrub and wash thoroughly before epilating as well.

Bumping for OP's skirt.

OP

skirt please.

bumping too

>>6151866

What a slut. At least the first attempt wasn't unbearable.

>>6154057
Cut him some slack, it's enjoyable?

>>6154057
>>6154057

I like this one much better, nice shoes.

This on the other hand is unbearable.

>>6154198
I don't know, it looks quite manly.

>>6154198
sexy

age

moar /jp/ traps

Do komachi's hair elastic things have names, the are quite a few animus and such, I would like so for the wig I am getting.

>>6158516
Hair bobbles

>>6151866
wait what the fuck, how is your dick hanging out when your legs are bent that way WHAT THE FUCK

>>6158605
oh don't try to hide it. you've tried it.

>>6150908
>>6151866
I feel gay for wanting to see more.

>>6158817
don't be, it's perfectly fine. Your mind keeps thinking it is a girl, it's still normal.

>>6158925
>Owns guns
>Is straight
>Is more dominant that submissive
>Hunts
>Like most music but metal the best.

Why do I cross dress this doesn't make sense =(

>>6159239
You're repressing your gender balance in every other situation, so you need an outlet somewhere.

>>6151866

>>6159283
Feels so good.

>>6159239
your mind and body needs to get in touch with your inner feminine...

>fat trap posts self
>thread becomes shitstorm

LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Oh God, this is the best thread on /jp/ right now. I laughed myself sick.

>>6159967

>fat trap with a small penis

Let me just fix that.

>>6159979
>>6159967
Jealous?

>>6159984

Of what, being a fatty with a tiny cock?

Yeah, I bet he gets ALL the ladies. All of them.

>>6159979
Not very fat trap with a small cute penis, you mean.

>>6160003

>Not very fat trap

So much for /jp/'s grand tales of how everyone on /jp/ is slim and stick-like.

>small, cute penis

And small.

Don't forget small.

By the way, did I mention that it's small?

>>6159996
No you are jealous because this random fattie Anon with a small dick gets more attention and replies than you ever had without really doing anything.

>>6160016
That's why it's cute. Big dicks are homosexual.

I just gained a little more respect for arc.

>>6160026

They're also much more useful than homeboy's angry inch over there.

>>6160036
Meh
>>6151866
is more than enough for me.

>>6160053

Ah, well, I have heard that some people have a fetish for micropenises, and if you enjoy that sort of thing, more power to you.

Dear Diary,

Today I learned that /jp/ is not only fat, but /jp/ has very small penises. It occurred to me that this might have something to do with /jp/'s massive inferiority complex.

However, I had assumed these things already. Visual proof was, as they say, the final nail in the coffin.

>>6160053
Nice size for me as well.

Jealous Arc is jealous.

I don't see problem with having a small dick when all you're good for is being on the receiving side anyway.

>>6160066

At that point, you might as well get a sex change and remove that embarrassingly small...thing

>>6160055
Silly Arcueid, a micropenis isn't bigger than a toe, this penis is, when erect. Perhaps you're jealous of his cute pecker because you're cursed with an oversized wang.
Best thread on /jp

Where could I purchase some thigh highs, /jp/? I'm a complete amateur crossdresser and my googling skill is weak.

>>6160075

>Perhaps you're jealous of his cute pecker because you're cursed with an oversized wang

I know, right. I'm also cursed with these huge pectoral muscles and these rock-hard biceps. Did I mention that I'm cursed with a flat belly and no abdominal fat? Goddamn, my life sucks so hard.

Fuck, I hate being able to bench press all this weight! Why can't I be small and chubby and weak?

>>6160076
ebay.

>>6160081
I feel your pain. It's ok, you're on /jp/, we understand. We all want to get rid of our Adonis-body.

>>6160085

I've been going to the gym all week, and I'm still not fat and pale! I must be doing something wrong.

brb, protein shake.

>>6160092
>I've been going to the gym all week
I'll educate you, Arcueid
First, drop your gym. Then, starve and eat fatty foods.

>>6160105

Yeah, but what happens when I have to beat a grown man's ass? I've been keeping myself trim so that when people get in my face, I can stomp them.

>>6160105
Don't forget be INCREDIBLY DEPRESSED and eating before bed.

Also I wish I had a gym buddy ;_; it would make the experience so much less boring, I've yet to develop that whole addiction thing that everyone seems to get from working out.

>>6160109
Easy, you just leave your home as little as possible. That way you can avoid confrontation.

How is he fat? He seems... normal.

>>6160092

Got a problem with pale men ?

>>6160114

But then my drunken family members will come in my room and start alcohol-infused fights with me. :(

>Also I wish I had a gym buddy ;_; it would make the experience so much less boring, I've yet to develop that whole addiction thing that everyone seems to get from working out.

Exercise releases endorphins - the feel-good-chemical, so maybe you need to bust your ass a little bit more, chubs.

>>6160081
Oh that sucks dude.

>>6160120
> :(

>>6160118
He's not fat, just not thin like a stick like ZUN.

>>6160137

>just not thin like a stick like ZUN.

i.e. how /jp/ says they are, but have proven otherwise

>>6160138
ZUN is an idol, his body is something most of us can only dream about. Don't disillusion people like this.

>>6160120
I know how it works, I just never seem to achieve that glow.

It might be because I detest Any exercise besides punching shit and riding my bike.

And its not like I need to prove something to anyone, Anyone will go down with the force it required to open a pop can applied in the corrects spots.

I'm just trying to lose alittle weight, if I could get back down to 225 I'd be happy as a clam.

>>6160147

Far from it. It's just that /jp/ is overly fond of swaggering around, claiming to be exactly as thin as ZUN is.

>>6160149

I wouldn't stress, if I were you. Some people are perfectly healthy being fat, and if this thread is any indicator, if you wear a pretty skirt, /jp/'s chubby chasing squad will COME AT YOU, BRO.

>>6160165
Skirts are for girls, we've been over this.
Anyway having a gym membership just for the hot tubs is wasteful.

I'll keep working out, I'll just probably look for a bro when class starts next week. It'll be easy I have a boondocks saints t-shirt.

>>6160175

Good luck, dude! And remember, if you cop out, there's always a home for fat traps on /jp/.

>>6160180
I'd rather die.

>>6160190
How queer.

>>6160192

You're posting in a thread full of fat, hairy dudes in pantyhose patting each other on the back and calling each other cute.

I don't think you have the authority to call my bro Necrobrotent queer, dude.

>>6160203
But I'm doing it anyway, you black male.

Shouldn't this shit be on another board like /cgl/ or /fa/
Fuck this is repulsive
You guys are disgusting

>Archurt Buttstud!jealous

>>6160208

Yeah! Wooo! Yeah! Whiteknight those chubby traps, dude! I saw you begging for pictures, maybe if you whiteknight them they'll let you suck their tiny dicks and fuck their chubby butts! Go you!

>>6160206
>/cgl/
Slut Dramu board.

>/fa/
Too normal.

>>6160223
>Slut Dramu
This entire thread

>>6160211
>Whiteknight
Still better than being a black knight. Get it? Black. lol
And please use sage. You are making yourself look like an idiot bumping this thread which you supposedly don't like.

>>6160232

>mon visage when Trap Whiteknight got butthurt and hurled around terms like 'idiot'

>furthermore, implying I would dislike a thread that proves me right

>>6160225
B-But traps can't be sluts!

>>6160256

Bad news, chief.

>>6160232
You mad

>>6160271

He mad.

>>6160273

>>6160232 confirmed for ranged butt and hurted feelings

>>6160254
>thread that proves me right
>implying this thread has proven anything besides you being a dumb jealous negro

>>6160350

>negro

oh lol

confirmed for mad

This thread is pretty sad.

>>6160392

The lengthy pauses between !RAKiSUtaAA's tearful, upset replies are getting to be slightly tiresome, so this thread is losing what little novelty it once had.

>>6160415

OR....his inflamed butt is making him type up a super huge, butt-raged response. Either way, I'm hungry as a motherfucker.

breaking for food.

>>6160367
>pulling a 'U MAD' when he's the one that started bitching and whining
That's why I don't argue with tripfags.

>>6160392
Tripfags went full autism and sperged all over it

But there's about a 1/3 chance of that happening to any thread on /jp/, perhaps more depending on the time of day.

Business as usual.

>>6160367
Name calling and saying 'you mad' sure is proving you right broski. Way to go.

>>6160434

>Name calling and saying 'you mad' sure is proving you right broski..

the fat trap pictures helped, too!

Food time.

>>6160431
Sadly, you're not any better than him.

>>6160431

Thou furious.

>>6148736
Where'd you buy 'em from

All tripfags are shit yet you all keep sucking their cocks.

>>6160449

>>6160445
Yes I am. I'm white.

>>6160461
Meiling and Remilia are cool.

Sums this thread up pretty well

>>6160470
I disagree.

>>6160470
No, they're filthy polacks. I would rather suck Arc's black penis or even that tiny fat one than have something in common with them. All polacks should just get nuked or die along with their tiny president.

>>6160475
MY EYES

>>6160149
Yeah guns are great. Should I add my 870 to my picture when my clothing arrives?

>>6160485
Leave Poland alone, remember what happened to the the last people to fuck with our friends?

Germany = kicked out

This thread needs more pictures. I want a pair of pantyhose and some nice pink pumps to strut around the house in.

>>6160475
Wow... Nice legs...

>>6160806
True, but bad face.