/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Somehow I doubt that.

Let's post our cocks in this thread.

Probably a lower % than that, and they're probably mostly lesbians

You, madame, are a maggot!

>>6148507
I sometimes pretend to be a lesbian. Does that count?

I swear that if OP is right, i'll kill me in that instant.

>>6148516
I though you were dead jones. What are you plotting?

I think it's long since established that 100% of /jp/ comprises adorable little 2D girls.

If they come for Umineko threads they don't count.

I am a girl on /jp/. Enclosed is a sexy picture of me.

>>6148534
Rumors of my death have been greatly blah blah blah.

What would give you that idea?

In a way, I am fine with female otaku simply because they at least sort of understand where we are coming from with 2d since they are pretty much all huge hetaliafags etc.

Compared to the usual fucking bitches around 4chan, they are our allies. Just please don't post Shrinemaiden secondary stuff. It's annoying.

Something I consider getting sex change.

There are no girls on /jp/

Prove me wrong.

That means you just can't post saying you're a girl, because then you are just being a troll. Give me proof, or we are all NEETS and Hikis or lazy people.

40% is (was?) a female tripfag

>>6148560
>Please don't post Shrinemaiden secondary stuff

It's called hiding threads you don't like.

This is Otaku Culture after all. It doesn't necessarily mean staying canon all the time.

>>6148585
Oh man, 40% is actually one of the few tripfags from the former /a/ that I actually respected.

>>6148579
Idk if this is proof enough for you, but here you go. I posted this in the room thread like a year a go as well.

>>6148579

fixed
guys should get the fuck out of /jp/ and go back to /a/b/v/

>>6148579
Once anybody gives proof, they'll be accused of being an attention whore. You can't win.

>>6148612
go back to bed, ashley

>>6148560
>Just please don't post Shrinemaiden secondary stuff. It's annoying.
I'll post whatever the hell I want

>>6148579
>lazy people
We're just taking it easy~

>>6148535
99% little girls and a few traps.

>>6148560
There are no female otaku. Only rotten girls.

>>6148600
I enjoy dressing up as a women too.

>>6148609
Fat and manly.
A true sweaty childbearing woman.
Shame it's the 21th century.

>>6148609
Please, don't misunderstand attention whore and female on /jp/.
How could I say that it's not the same? One does exist, the other doesn't. Draw your conclusions.

>>6148609
>11/24/2008

This shit doesn't count.

To be honest, I bet there are no more than 9 of us on at a time with about 30 different people who come here everyday.

All 30 are guys.

>>6148628
I know you'd say that and this is why I said it doesn't quite suffice a proof.

Oh well.

So, whats the famales opinion about the delicious porn posted here?

40%!?!

>>6148634

I love it when people pull numbers out of their ass.
I want to play too!
84% OF /jp/ are JAPANESE.

>>6148642
Yep 40% was an awesome guy. I miss him.

>>6148579

I recall a thread a few weeks ago about some dude feeling out how /jp/ would react if he opened up a maid cafe.. like, would you ever consider working there, would you even go etc and it turns out that he got a lot of offers from girls who would work there. Some of them described themselves as short Asian girls, which is now what I imagine much of /jp/'s female populace to look like.. a mix of meek/ultra-shy, and chubby genkis squealing over the latest translated Hetalia doujin.

Get out female devs.

>>6148651
Tripfag scum was not what I was thinking about.
The whole hype about GL budget was pretty fun though.

>>6148638
Write out the date and the time, or it's fake.

>>6148637
9% of /jp/ are core dwelling mole men.

>>6148665
It's not fake. But it's not new. Half a year +

>>6148665
I've got a picture of her with a silly hat somewhere.

Uhh... I'm too shy to post now. Convince me please that there are no females on /jp/. I-I... can't take it easy anymore...

Wrong. /jp/ is 100% pre-teen girls.

>>6148675
I wish, as I'd be included in that 100%

>>6148673
There there. These women are your comrades. They aren't interested in 3D anyway. Besides, how does your knowledge of their gender change anything? There were female here all along.

There's quite a few women (or people who think they're women anyway) who browse /d. In fact, usually when a thread begins or includes people identifying themselves as female, /d/ gets really interesting conversation; so, "all's good" in my opinion.

>>6148671

16% of /jp/ prefer 3D

There are three kinds of women on /jp/:

1. The normal /jp/ers. These girls do not post in every thread about the fact that they have tits, just like most guys on /jp/ don't post in every thread about their dick.

2. The /b/ immigrants. These girls use the internet for attention-whoring, and immediately post about how THEY ARE A GIRL OMG. May or may not be camwhores.

3. The fakeposters. These are guys who want to do 2). They are equally cancerous.

Most are 1), because /jp/ flames 2) and 3) back to /b/.

This thread is bad, OP, and you should delete it.

>>6148673

Everyone is either a trap a NEET, a Hiki, or a Takin' it easy.

Femanon do NOT exist on /jp/ I et all these pics are hoaxes. Some dude just got his sister to wright that shit.

>>6148682
Interesting being they exchange e-mails for cybersex.

Everyone in /jp/ is a 12 year old loli, which is also a NEET. We shit on the floor, but our feces are actually flowers and happy things, so it's not a problem.

>>6148685

>>6148634
More like 5 total since everybody knows /jp/ is same fag. So it's probably me, you, some other anon, a trap, and the tripfag who is a actually all /jp/ tripfags and mugen's split personalities.

>>6148636
I don't care. I save some of it, if it's nice enough. Otherwise it's not a big deal at all. I read eroge after all.

>>6148700
Everyone knows there's only 4 people on this site.
That's why it's called 4chan.

This one made a thread about asking out a guy she liked.

>>6148700
That actually sounds about right on point.

>>6148634

Well, /jp/'s been around for like, what, two and half years-ish now, with 6.14 million posts... or about 6,741 posts/day, and you can interpolate from that whatever you want. Keep in mind, that a LOT of people are always lurking for 95% of their time here and are only assed to post something a couple of times a day.

If it really was like 30 people, they'd make about 225 posts per day. I've been here ever since split and I don't think I've EVER posted that much.

I'd ballpark our real populace at a couple of thousand, however only a few are actually posting at any one period, and some people are here 24/7 while others check up once a week/every few days. Keep in mind that due to being on 4chan, there are hundreds of thousands (if not many millions) who have seen this place or heard of it. Also our populace has steadily increased as /a/ and other boards have gotten worse. This place used to be slow as tectonic plate movement but now during peak there are several posts every like 10 seconds.

I'm not keeping track of detailed statistics/logistics here but now I'm starting to consider trying to count posts per day to evaluate how we're doing.

>>6148710
You are forgetting about all the spam posts and raids.

>>6148693
In that vein, here's the types of guys on /jp/:

1. The normal /jp/er. Avoids drama and doesn't bump threads like these.

2. The 14-year old who just discovered the urbandictionary entry for GIRL (Guy In Real Life). Insists that there are no women on the internet.

3. The NEETier-than-thou. May either insist that he is more NEET than anyone else here, or that all of /jp/ is NEET and that if you aren't, you should get out.

Hello, /jp/.

Most Umineko threads are just me. I have several characters I post with, and they hate each others theories.

That marisa tripfag pretends to be a girl, and argues that women are more pure than men.
He e-whored himself to some dude from /k/ for marisa hentai.
He's literally a slut, and he says he's saving himself for marriage.

What a pathetic thread

>>6148688

If I'm all 4, do I get a prize?

>>6148719
What DS game is that? I must know

>>6148725
Oh, that's you? Could you please stop shitting up the Umineko threads I try to have with myself? I actually agree with my theories, and we are slowly progressing towards something that makes sense.

>>6148727
I thought he said he wanted to be a girl...?

>>6148725

Is that you Yasu/Shannon/Kanon/Beatrice/Gaap/Yourmother again?

Problem, /jp/?

>>6148740
No, I really enjoy my "skshit" character. He's a riot. "Reading comprehension" is also good.

>>6148717

True, but that'd account for ~50-100k posts. Raids don't last long, it's the spam that really adds up. But there is some way to evaluate how many junk posts there are... I mean, some other boards like /po/ have been around way longer, and subjected to just as much spam and probably more raids than us (due to having been around longer), and have no even broken 400k total posts.

Due to the nature of there only ever being a few recognizable trips here it feels like we really are a tight-knit little club, but we're not the smallest board nor are our interests unique to this board. There's lots of /jp/-like people out there... aka people who could theoretically get along here, but are complete newfags to 4chan and hence don't integrate and are told to get out of /jp/.

>>6148609
I remember this girl, it was a femanon who claimed she was raped. Probably an excuse for her being a whore.

>40%
>90%

I'd say it's at least 50%. Seriously.

They are fucking everywhere.

>>6148710
I'd propose something along the lines of lurkers should post now, then

way to follow a lead, faggots. ;_;

i know it's a joke here, but i actually am a polish girl.
also, reported

I can accept a sizable portion of /jp/ being female
of course, my definition of female has changed quite a bit

Yeah there's definitely some moe blobs on /jp/, that's for sure.

>>6148831
I'm really ugly. Like, I've no good points whatsoever, except for having a perfectly flat chest, I guess. I don't even wear a bra, I'm like a board.

>>6148856
You're fishing for compliments here? I'll play.
A perfectly flat chest you say? Well that's quite something. Fap fap fap.
There, happy now?

Hey /jp/, Femanon here. I'd like to ask what does it feel like to have sex as an opposite gender. For us females I'd describe it like this

It's a warm, full feeling. And every time it goes in, out and back in again you can feel shudders all over your body and a really nice, indescribable feeling in your stomach. If you've been waiting a long time, (or have been teased for a long time) the first slide in feels like such a relief. It's sort of like a really bad itch on your back that you can't manage to scratch without someone's help. While it's going in you can feel the head, but usually (in my case anyway) you can mostly only feel the shaft, but that's nice too, if it's really hard or pulsing. When it's fast, your temp rises faster and sometimes it's hard to think about anything else but what's going in and out of you (that's when you might throw your hips back against him to unconsciously say you want more). When it's slow I just get a lot of muscle spasms, but it still feels good. When the testes hit against you or when you feel him bumping your cervix, I think it's more of a mental feed, like you know that you're taking it all and that makes you just feel nice. I'm not sure I described it the best way but, that's how I feel.

Now I wonder what it feels like for the male?

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It sickens me how females always feel the need to post images of themselves.

>>my face when I'm the only male on /jp/ again

>>6148896
What's wrong, Nino-san?

>>6148901
you dyke, stop thinking you're a male just because you put the strap-on

>>6148904
She's disappointed that such a bad thread has so many replies.

>>6148878
Not what I was aiming for at all, just telling him to not expect cute little girls behind the computer. Can't speak for every girl, but I'm not attractive at all. I was just saying the only think about me that would stand out is my chest, which is a plus here but nowhere else.