/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Also,
inb4 a vagina

My face

I only cum on myself this days. It's easier to clean that way, plus it makes the skin on my belly so very nice.

>>6141962
Second.

You're MOM

>>6141963
This

>>6141962
This.

http://www.klick-game.gauss.livando.com/joke-21.html
hui

My imouto's armpit.

On my penis.

Always on my chair. It used to be black.

I had a huge cumstain on my black desk chair for like the first two years of high school. My parents must've laughed every time they saw it.

>>6141962

This. I do this all the time. I even like it when other people do it.

>>6142008
Can we meet up or something?

>>6142008
>>6142021
I am now imagining two fat, greasy, hairy dudes wanking on each other.
I hate you /jp/.

My Yuki figure,

my brother

>>6142021

Not that I mind sucking random guys cock or anything cause I love it, but I'm not even from US.

My tongue♥

I once the masturbated to, and on, the RTL logo.
I wasn't very old at the time, and wanted to check out if the stuff i looked at had an effect on the newly discovered art of masturbation.

>>6142030

Cocksucker here. I'm not fat nor hairy, not even that much greasy. Lol stereotypes.

>>6142035
Neither am I. I just felt like acting gay.

>>6142036
Are you a wizard?

>>6142008
>>6142021
Goddamit, at least make it jp related by planning to do it playing touhou pretend, or something.

>>6142050

I once give guy a blowjob cosplaying Francesca.

A vacuum cleaner.

>>6142058
But what did you cum on, his legs?

/jp/, never change

>>6142058

that tuned me on....

>>6142137

no, but he cummed on my blue-stripped pantsu ~_^ shit was cash

Sometimes i cum in loli pantsu

>>6142058
Anon. This is why you take pictures. It is what cameras are for.

girlfriends hair
looked ridicilous

>>6142179

I'm shitscared of the possibility of any porn-pics leaking and someone showing them to my parents. They'd stop giving me money if that'll happen.

>>6142191
Shoop your face, idort.

A paper plate with a half eaten hotdog on it.

All over a girl's belly / in her bellybutton.

I went over this earlier, http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5917407#p5921968

About 3 years ago, I was using my mom's digital camera and I found a picture of her naked.

I printed it out and came on it. Goal was to then take another picture of that but the moment I came, the "what the fuck did I just do" feeling took over and I immediately got rid of the printed picture.

>>6142234
I wonder if a 3dpd would ever let me cum on her armpit.

>>6142252

you FUCKIN PAY for it ans slut lets you do anything you want, that's how it works. it's like buying a figure

>>6142252

Possibly, if you find a girl with a "watching a guy jack off" fetish like I did.

I'd get back with that girl and try for the armpit, but someone hit her with a pickup truck and killed her.

No, seriously.

>>6142273
Sorry to hear that, anon.

>>6142273

what, was she cremated or fuckin what? what kind of a pure excuse is it? GO FOR IT ANONU! LEAVE THE DREAM!

cute dead girl's armpits are one of my biggest fetishes

When i was a lot younger i used my older sisters panties to masturbate with and i put them back in the drawer with my cum still in them.

>>6142058
also I'm not sure whether this would be awesome or creepy.

>>6142299

older sister is such a great fetish. and i never had one :<

>>6142273
>I'd get back with that girl and try for the armpit, but someone hit her with a pickup truck and killed her.
>No, seriously.
I was just reading Somali (http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,695224-3,00.html) and went all "Holy shit, this place is horrible, this is so sad" at the Doctor part, but this made me laugh historically. I am such a hypocrite.

>>6142286

I knew someone was going to say something along the lines of CUM ON HER GRAVESTONE...

Anyways, this happened years ago. I wasn't with her at the time, it was like 6 some odd months since we had parted ways.

>>6142309

Nah, it's cool. I'm not butthurt about it at all.
in fact right afterwards one of my more douchey, 'unafraid to say anything' friends said "WELL I GUESS YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S PLOWED HER RECENTLY!!" and I laughed uproariously before feeling like a bad person.

>>6142309
We all are, probably, in some ways.

>>6142307
My sister is a bitch

>>6142358
NOT COOL, man.

A picture of my hot adopted cousin.

was sleeping over a friends house (long time ago) and he was showering while his mom and little brother were in the living room

did it all over his keyboard cause it was a damn week since i fapped, door was open and added to that sensation, i was glad it was my turn to shower after since cum everywhere but no one found out

My imouto's underwear.

>>6142939
Before I found out she was adopted.

Saten's face

My glasses By accident

My cousin's panties

On one of my friends little sister, seriously.

When I was 15 I stayed over at his house for a weekend while our while his parents were away and during the first night when he had a shower I wandered around and happened upon his little sister (I think she was 10) who was asleep on her back in hello kitty panties and an open white shirt (It was one of her dads dress shirts that she had commandeered as a nightie) with beasts exposed. I don't really know why but I just lost it at the sight of her and faped right there cuming on her stomach and panties. I felt bad afterward but didn't know how to go about cleaning it without waking her so I just left the mess and went back to the guest room. I'm not sure if she saw me or figured it out but starting the next day she got a lot friendlier with me. i.e. we never really talked before but after she started sitting on my lap to do homework or watch tv when I came over and she even started coming to my house to hangout. It was really weird and almost unbelievable but I think I became better acquainted with her then I ever did with her brother and she might have been my first love, I kinda miss her to be honest.

>>6143327
>Beasts exposed
Like this?

A Christmas tree when I shot a bit farther than expected. Thankfully it had fake snow on it, so no one noticed.

>>6143340
Did you ever finish those shoops?

>>6143372
Yes and no.

>>6143340
Damn it that's why i hate spell check