/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside 24 times.

Nope.

/jp/ is shit
serebii confirmed

>>6139496
/jp/, you such a busta. And here I thought you folks LIKED Japan.

The pleasure of going the fuck back to /vp/.

>>6139508
sugoii monogatari, oniichan!

White was solved, but the crucial Black password hasn't. orz
What's the common feature (Direct Chinese translation) of the 24th and 32nd parts?

>>6139509
Look, /tr/, don't crap up this thread like you did with 2ch.

Until next time, See ya!

>>6139508
All we had to do was follow the damn train, right?

>>6139508
Nobody here likes Japan.
By your same logic, /vp/ likes Japan because Pokemon is Japanese.

>>6139514

>>6139530
>>jp
>>otaku
>>used to refer to an obsessive fan of anime/manga and/or Japanese culture generally

>>vp
>>Pokemon are cool, bro

Nice fail logic, broski.

>>6139542
>Doesnt know what an otaku is
>spouts memes
>/vp/
>haunter
ahaha.wav

>>6139542
See, that's the weeaboo definition of otaku.

SHUT UP GODDAMNIT /vp/. YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT ALL.

Dear /jp/,
A lot of us folks have been having a hard time with this. And I know that some people are being douchebags. But by telling us to fuck off, you're just giving the trolls what they want and the actual people who want the game have to suffer for it.

>>6139551
Funny, that's what the dictionary says, but you love Japan, so I suppose you'd know best. What DOES otaku mean?

cont'd from >>6139562 :

So I ask that you help us out in solving this riddle. There are a ton of us that will love you forever if you do.

Sincerely,
the people who go to /vp/ who are older than 12

/vp/=gaia with pokemon, and i thought /a/ was bad

>>6139572
I wish i could help because you sound nice but sadly I don't kknow japanese

>>6139562
>>6139572
Hey man, OP here. /jp/ ISN'T being reasonable, because like the rest of the boards, they think being anonymous assholes is cool. We WON'T be getting any answers, because, as you can see, they're just a bunch of Japanophiles who are too damn lazy to at least learn the language of the country they idolize so, and of course don't want to admit that they don't know it.

Don't try to reason with them, this >>6139514 is the best we'll get.

Of course, there are the gems in every crowd, like this cool guy right here, >>6139584.

>>6139572
It would help if you actually posted the riddle, you know.

>>6139564
We just like some things that happen to be Japanese, not everything Japan. And we didn't choose our name of the board, moot shoved it on us. Still, it's better than Japan/General, I guess.

>>6139562
We don't actually know any Japanese, dude, I'm sorry. We just discuss certain video games/idols/figures, mostly.

Take a look around, you'll notice that none of the threads here require Japanese skills. Just games.

>>6139601
I believe he did
>>6139484

>>6139601
It's in the OP.

>>6139562
here>>6139517

already given

>>6139600
The Japanese text you've posted has already been translated.
And for the last time, this board is not for people who love Japan, but Japanese media, specifically doujin works and visual novels.

>>6139582
I just went to /vp/ and saw this thread.

>>>/vp/1997172

>>6139625
Adorable.

>>6139618
That's google and some thinking, not a real translation. Alright, I'll stop with the Japanophile stuff (though if you enjoy those things, each has it's own board you could be going on). But you know there was a right for hostility when this is what I get for politely asking for help:
>>6139496
>>6139514
>>6139515
>>6139582

Welp, I'm outta here. Thanks for being at least one reasonable person.

>>6139625
I'm surprised you found anything but a million threads of people livestreaming the games that everyone has already played.

>>6139641
That's what happens when you decide to use a board as your personal translation service without knowing a single thing about it, bro.

>>6139641

>But you know there was a right for hostility when this is what I get for politely asking for help:

What, asking the fiftieth fucking "translate this 4 me kthx" thread when you could go to fucking >>>/int/ or >>>/lang/ WHERE IT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE?

>>6139664
>>implying he'd think /JP/ wouldn't know Japanese

Just saiyan.

>>6139641
>That's google and some thinking, not a real translation.
How the fuck would you know that?
Do you really think that there's actually any information in that?
Here's a hint: orz is an emoticon of a person genuflecting in despair.
Another hint: The question mark at the end.
The Japanese poster frustrated and also wants to know the answer.

>>6139673
I've never been on /jp/ before in my life, but keep trollin'.

>>6139689

/jp/ ain't a bloody translation service.

Unless you want the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>6139696

Trolling nothing. You're oblivious to the existence and purpose of international boards.

>>6139699
>/jp/, to cool to help people!

>>6139641
>But you know there was a right for hostility when this is what I get for politely asking for help:
The base of being polite is giving something in return when you ask for help and/or informing yourself how things work somewhere. Most of us don't care about pokemans and it's not /jp/ - your translation service. Is this your definition of being polite in America? How rude.

>>6139689
Who cares what he thinks about the board? If he hasn't looked around here enough to realise that nobody here knows Japanese then he shouldn't be demanding we do favours for him and then getting pissy when we refuse.

So is the rom out yet or what? You guys are fucking slow.

>>6139708

I prefer to think
/jp/ - cumming inside

Because pulling out is for losers.

>>6139714

It's got a heavy-duty anti-piracy on it or something, they're cracking it now.

>>6139703
Dude, you're absolutely furious because I said, "Hey, do you know what this says?"

All you had to do was say,"Nope, don't know Japanese," or "/int/ or /lang/ might know better." Instead, you flip yor lid that somebody would ask a friendly question.

Can't you just go away already? You're not getting an answer to your question. Why are you hanging around? Because it's that important to let /jp/ know how unfriendly they are? We kind of already know.

>>6139735
What? Are they virgin or what?
Oh wow.

>>6139726
You don't gotta be so butthurt about it. This is /jp/ and how it always was. Just move on from it already.

I figured out the problem, folks. Its simple, really. /vp/ has never experienced the pleasure of being cummed inside, so they are taking it as an insult.

/vp/, go get cummed inside, its pleasurable.

>>6139726
I never said that.
Also, what is the point of this thread again?
The translation has already been given.
If nothing else needs translation, then let the thread die already.

>>6139726

>Dude, you're absolutely furious because I said, "Hey, do you know what this says?"

No, we're not worked up at all. We're mocking your overreaction for not getting a result, and then we corrected your incorrect presumptions.
Literally your second post (fourth in this thread) was "I thought you folks LIKED Japan".

>All you had to do was say,"Nope, don't know Japanese,"

Some of us do, most of us don't read kanji well and almost all who do don't care at all.

>or "/int/ or /lang/ might know better."

You know that now, so why are you still here? Delete your thread and begone.

>>6139710
1. What would I offer, you moron?
2. Actually, every country in the world is pretty sure that kindness is supposed to be a given.

>>6139712
>>demanding
OKAY. And I could definitely tell that all these anonymous posters didn't know Japanese by... wait how was I going to do that again?

>>6139747

>1. What would I offer, you moron?

Oh, a good pokemon doujinshi maybe.

>2. Actually, every country in the world is pretty sure that kindness is supposed to be a given.

Capitalism, ho!

>>6139743
And I quote
"What, asking the fiftieth fucking "translate this 4 me kthx" thread when you could go to fucking >>>/int/ or >>>/lang/ WHERE IT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE?"

No, no, you said nothing of the sort.

>This thread

>>6139751
>>doujinshi
... Forgive my ignorance, but I don't know what those are, and I had no clue that /jp/ liked them. I usually go with the "kindness is own reward" thing.

>>6139755
Try >>>/int/ or >>>/lang/, its more appropriate to their boards than it is to ours.

>>6139755
I never said that.
I'm the guy who translated your shit.

>>6139772
Thanks, bro. I'll do that!

See, wasn't that so much easier? AND WE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING!

>>6139779
Well, thanks anway.

>>6139781
Next time, bro, you should try the pleasure of being cummed inside. It tends to make /jp/ a lot more cooperative, Ive seen bros translate stuff for OP's on the first post that way.

>>6139781
Today I learned something: /vp/ is retarded as fuck.