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6132559 No.6132559 [Reply] [Original]

I'm prettier than your mom

>> No.6132566

But you're also older.

>> No.6132565

I am prettier than my mom.

>> No.6132568

MY mom isn't evil!

how 'bout dat

>> No.6132575 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD.

>> No.6132597

The quality thread guy was here

He isn't now...

>> No.6132600
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>>6132568
Hey you, cut it out!

>> No.6132601
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But you're my mom.

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>>6132597

>> No.6132604
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6132604

I want you to be my new mom... now, feed me.

>> No.6132605

>>6132597
He changed his mind about this post.

>> No.6132611

>>6132605

So this is a quality thread now?

>> No.6132613
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6132613

hey byakuren

>> No.6132614

>>6132597
>>6132605
It's called Meido, guys.

>> No.6132620
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6132620

Um...well...

>> No.6132634
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>>6132604

>> No.6132682

Can't fap to hijiri, she's too pure

>> No.6132725
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>>6132620
My face is up here

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>>6132725
Get off the ceiling. You look silly.

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>>6132634
you hold that cigar in that way because it reminds you of your mother phallus.

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>>6132767
whatever you say, Oedipus-san

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>>6132851

>> No.6132886

No you're a picture.

Also your family is deeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaad.

>> No.6132890
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Sanae got told

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>>6132780
>Cigar
It isn't a cigar, tell me about your relationship with your mother. Was she a smoker?

>> No.6132902

No one is prettier than my mon. My Mom is better than your mom, i bet she can kick your moms ass while eating a sandwhich.

>> No.6132910

>>6132902
Would you introduce me to your mother?

>> No.6132913
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>>6132894
goddamit Freud, you were supposed to hold a cigar.

and fuck you!

>> No.6132930

>>6132682
she looks like my christian half-sister

>> No.6132938

Byakuren IS Sanae. Time Travel you see.

>> No.6132943
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>>6132913
It's alright son, these feelings are perfectly natural, now tell me about your relationship with your mother.

>> No.6132967

>>6132938
Byakuren is suwako's husband

>> No.6133046

>>6132943
Don't you forget about the relationship to his father, motherfucker!

>> No.6133057
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>>6132943
>>6132894
>>6132634

>> No.6135128

>>6132943
She was just like you. And she smoked my cigar if you know what I mean,

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>>6132943
Oh just shut up already, you literal motherfucker.

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>>6132682

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6135247

Oh you. >>6132943>>6132943
How's your sexual dogma going, buddy?

>> No.6135268

>>6132559
Of course! it's only natural that you are.

>> No.6135272

>>6135247
Jung is badass.

>> No.6135273
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6135273

Too bad my entire life's work has been disproven.

>> No.6135277

>>6135273
Sigmund! You bad child!
Is that an erection I see there?

>> No.6135290
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>>6135277

N-No M-Mother!

>> No.6135292
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6135292

No, mom, no

;_;

>> No.6135296

>>6135290
Lol'd severely.
That face goes so well with the text.

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My mom is the best mom ever!

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>>6137522

both plz

>> No.6137574

If my mom were converted into 2D, she'd be a mix between Rosa and Natushi.

>> No.6137595

If my mom was converted into 2D, she'd still have no idea how to deal with useless NEET children and I'd star in a slice of life show about MMO players.

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>>6137530
>two legs in one high thing

>> No.6137617

>>6137530
Source please.

>> No.6137624

>>6137530
This is my fetish.

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>> No.6137724
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6137724

I wish Byakuren was my mom.

>> No.6137742

>>6137724
I wish Nue and Nazrin were my sisters, and that I was Murasa.

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>>6137742
You wish you were dead? Well, that's one step towards becoming Murasa that's easily taken.

>> No.6137767

>>6132559
Can you be my mom?

>> No.6137772

>>6137530
this gave me a massive boner, sauce please?

>> No.6137782
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6137782

The best mothers would be Yuugi or Yuuka. Either you die or you become an unstoppable force of nature/oni.

>> No.6137794

>>6137782
I'd rather get adopted by Chen. Being a shikigami's shikigami's shikigami would be wonderful.

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>>6135290
>>6135139
>>6135247


You silly excuses for psychoanalysists, I'm the only real one here.

>> No.6137819
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>>6137794

>> No.6137853

>>6137772
>>6137624
>>6137617

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=13249669

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>>6137853
goddamn

>> No.6140978

you're mom

>> No.6142485

My mom is the best

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