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what does the text say?

パルスィはきっと笑い慣れてない子。ぎこちない笑顔可愛い！

>>6132089
The pleasure of being elfed inside.

>>6132089
IQDB -> Danbooru -> Translation!

so cute

QUALITY THREAD

SUCH QUALITY BREAD

captcha
>Percé distragg

Captcha wants a Parsee thread.

>>6132187

Russian bear confronting Japanese nobility in the locker room.

y'all niggas postin' in a troll thread.

I love you, Parsee.

Are there any good non-h doujins about Parsee?

>>6132293

Of course there are! Sadly, I just remember one. "My Monster with lovely green eyes", by Rocket Fuel 21.

Pic related.

>>6132315
Maybe I should rephrase this. Are there any good Parsee doujins that don't involve Yuugi as a main character?

>>6132333

You have left me at a blank, sir.

>>6132348
I was afraid of that.

Poor Parsee, is she just an extension of Yuugi?

Poor Parsee. Is she just a flat character?

>>6132371

No she isn't. She is the very best.

>>6132386
It's okay to like flat characters. There's nothing wrong with it.

>>6132364
Pretty much, which is pretty hilarious since Parsee is far more popular then Yuugi.

>>6132402
Popularity polls don't matter and never will.

>>6132402

Parsee is the best, that's why even as an accesory, she still is the cutest.

>>6132401

She is a beautiful, deep character with perky little breasts. She isn't flat at all.

>>6132409

Parsee is the number one in my popularity poll. And that matters.

>>6132364

If you a minor local deity of unclear origin with jealousy as your only emotion, a bridge in Lovecraftian hell as your only accessory and Shakespeare's green eyed monster as your only reliable company, you too would want a taste of the queen.

>>6132447

I liked to think that Parsee didn't have a choice in the matter.

Then again, Parsee always has Parsee for company, although Parsee can be a real bitch sometimes.

Parsee will never get a depth implant ;_;

>>6132455
I like to think that Yuugi didn't have a choice in the matter. Parsee's simply controlling her with her power over jealousy.

Parsee is watching this thread.

>>6132471

>control the Queen Over The Mountain

Ha ha! HAAAA!

Is good joke, comrade. Here, have some related.

>>6132483
It's more likely than you think. Yuugi could have guarded against it with her power, but Parsee struck when Yuugi's defenses were down and that was that.

Parsee probably couldn't make Yuugi interested in her directly, but she could manipulate Yuugi's envy to lead her in her direction by proxy. Although even if Parsee really had some interest in Yuugi, it would be pretty damn unlikely.

Oni are quite direct and basic in their desires, so it's possible Parsee just doesn't have a lot to work with there. Not sure if she's dedicated enough to put in the effort required to get inside Yuugi's nuclear bunker-like skull.

>>6132521
Doesn't matter if there's any jealousy there or not. Parsee can just create it if she has to.

>>6132521
Considering Parsee is trapped under a bridge with no way of leaving and Yuugi living in the city which prohibits youkai of Parsee's kind (those with dangerous powers and notorious attitudes) from entering, it's more likely they never met. Still, we can at least pretend that Parsee isn't friendless monster who no one likes.

>>6132557
Your fanon bullshit is not powerful enough to counter the other fanon bullshit.

>>6132557

Pretty much. She's just hanging alone around her bridge, doing... whatever you do when you're bored and alone.

>>6132557
Remember how Suika say that Parsee is a lowly underground youkai, they probably met and hate each other, and since Suika friends are Yuugi friends, I guess her enemies are also Yuugi enemies.

>>6132606
Fuck that. How's she supposed to be jealous of everything if she doesn't even know what exists?

Just imagine how insane Parsee would be if you knocked her up and all those hormones started flowing.

>>6132652
Hashihimes are housewifes whose husband have cheaten her and they have been overcome with jealousy when they died, so she probably know the outside world and everything else.

>>6132670
I don't like the idea of Parsee having outside world memories. People might be tempted to make up horrible backstories for her. Rather, she should just be a miserable ball of jealousy with no memories of whatever she was before.

>>6132689
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs9fwWIe2hI

>>6132670
I like to think of human Parsee as being abused by her husband but she loved him anyway but then she caught him with other women and over time she just...broke.

>>6132640
Well, Yuugi does talk major amount shit about Satori and gang, so she seems to also participate in the hatefest going on down there, but who knows really. Yet, while Onis are clear jerks, when they do see some sort of good quality in you they will start to actually like you.

>>6132712
>Hatefest
>Agaisn't Pitiful Yokais

I suppose, after all, Oni hate people who are weak but try to make up a big image, as lying or cheating.

>Agaisn't Satori
Got some news to you.

>>6132606

She gets drunk?

>>6132689

>People might be tempted to make up horrible backstories for her.

I'm guessing you read one too many Sad Scarlet Doujinshi with yet another tragic tale behind the sisters.

>>6132733
There's no reason satori should be hated all the time. I think Satori is just a jerk... you saw how she abused her powers in SA. Maybe other satori are nice people that don't peek at people's thoughts, or, at the very least, are smart enough to not blab about it immediately and creep the fuck out of everyone.

What I'm saying here, is Satori is autistic.

>>6132773
autistic people are silent and don't care about others anon.

>>6132773
I don't think I'd gouge my own eye, close my heart and act like another person if it was something people only hated times to times.

>>6132785
Words gain meanings. Deal with it.

>>6132773
You broke in to her house and attacked her pets/staff/faeries. Of course she'll be a tad cross with you.

>>6132795
She'd been taught her entire life that satori had to live that way because her sister is a terrible, terrible role model.

>>6132773
Considering that she is only tolerated because she and her pets are willing to do the dirty work while everyone else gets drunk and party around...yeah I think I would be a pretty big jerk too.

>>6132773

This also explains the animal affinity.

>>6132483
Oh god you really went there. All my fandom lines, they're blurring!

You TROLL.

>>6132808
She can read fucking minds. She knew damn well why they were doing those things, and had the ability to be as charismatic as she wants with instant, perfect feedback. She chose to be cross. Satori is a jerk.

>>6132813
It's pretty canon that whenever Koishi tried to go around Yokais, even the worst ones, they would flee because of the mind reading. Even Yukari or Eirin wouldn't want to have their mind readen.

>>6132773
Based on how her dialogue in SA plays-out, it's more like Satori has difficulty keeping the conversation on a completely verbal level and instead reacts to what she reads from the other person's heart as if it was spoken. Considering that's what she is (as opposed to what she can do) the lack of distinction to her makes sense. She's quite polite.

Canon Touhou is saddest Touhou.

>>6132844
They probably ran from her because they knew she was Satori's sister and Satori was a massive jerk, and/or Koishi learned to be a jerk from Satori.

>>6132872
That seems like something a satori kid would do. It doesn't take long for them to realize that it seriously creeps people out and stop doing it. Except jerks like Satori.

>>6132875
Well in canon, after Reimu goes on one of her crusades, most of her enemies do open up and start taking a more active role in Gensyoko. So, maybe in the three fairy manga or that new one about the hermit, we might see some SA characters on the surface participating in parties or what not.

>>6132891
>That seems like something a satori kid would do.
And how would you know that?
Stop trying to make Satori look like a jerk.

>>6132934
Logic. They do something people dislike. They do not repeat this in the future. satori that haven't met non-satori are probably children. If they're adults, they're probably really weird. There might be no hope for them in that case.

And Satori does a good job of making herself look like a jerk, really.

>>6132944
It doesn't matter what a satori does and doesn't do. People hate them regardless.

>Parsee will always envy you that she doesn' have a dick.

>>6132960
Stupid satori are hated. Smart satori know how to get around such things. It really can't be overstated how insanely useful mind-reading is.

Then again, being confronted by an angry mob whose mind you can read is probably pretty fucking traumatic.

>>6132978
No, all satori are hated. This is a fact.

According to Wikipedia Satoris are reading the mind of people to scare and then eat them.

>>6132985
That's silly. Only jerks like Satori are hated. Other, normal satori are beloved. They know exactly which buttons to push to ensure this remains the case.

>>6132944
The only times she really approaches the level of jerk is Marisa and Nitori's scenario and Reimu and Aya's scenario and a part of both scenarios involves proving that she can read minds.

After going back over the dialogue, I withdraw some of my comments. She can, at times, at least, tell the difference between her unintended heart readings and speech, especially when she is actively doing the former. It is a major jump to imagine if that should count as jerkish or rude; you wouldn't be able to stop blinking completely even if something else told you it found the act rude.

>>6133027
No, all satori are hated.
Racism never makes sense.

>>6133047
It's not difficult to counter racism when you can read minds. Instant feedback on whether you're doing the correct thing? The ability to know and capitalize on every doubt they have? The only way racists have a chance is to band together so the satori is overwhelmed.

>>6133078
That's not how racism works.
There isn't any doubt. There isn't any correct thing to do. You're a satori and that's it, they hate you.

>>6133103
It's like I'm really reading Satori's thought processes! She never tried and doesn't want anyone else to because she's afraid she might be wrong.

Parsee is jealous of this thread hijack.

>>6133140
And how do you know her thought process? She's the mind reader, not you.

>>6133161
It reads like a rationalization for her not trying to do anything about the racism. It's just one rationalization. She could be using another, but she's definitely using something.

>CANON SATORI ARE HATED
>PEOPLE WONT TAKE THEY ARE HATED DUE TO THEIR MIND READING
>KOISHI CLOSING HER THIRD EYE AND HER HEART SUDDENLY SOUNDS SILLY, AFTER ALL NOBODY HATES SATORI XDDDDDDD

Parsee will never envy anything about me
;_;