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But that's my fetish.

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I want to join them. I wish I was a youkai girl with a lesbian partner, so that we'd eat humans during the night and sleep in each other's embrace during the day

If only ;_;

>>6119057
Enjoy being killed for nothing.

>>6119065
You're human, HUMAN. Don't try to evade it with dreams, trust your inner power, we're the strongest.

What are you talking about OP? ZUN is completely innocent. He is pure good.

ZUN would never harm any creature, and especially not a fellow human.

why would Miku kill people, she'd sing and dance for them.

>>6119065
I think it's time anon.

>>6119082
Think it over again.

He'd turned evilish creatures into cute being and now everyone is thinking how they want to have their own fairy, youkai or even join Gensokyo !

If he's a demon, then he's not far from world domination now.

>implying I don't want to be killed by a cute looking youkai girl.

>>6119069
>we're the strongest.

Sakuya is the stongest.

>>6119085
I don't know, this sounds suspicious. I'll need Derek's opinion on this plan.

>>6119096
You'll die and then she'll rule over your world. Are you ok with that?

That's what makes it so much more attractive, this is my fetish.
For a while I thought that none of the touhou's were evil.
Then I remembered all of the waves of fairy's you blow into nothing while on your way to a boss.

>>6119105
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>6119114
That's it, we're doomed.....

>>6119099

>>6119085

>>6119055
Reported for anti-culture.

Why should I kill them when I can fap to them?
Or are you telling me to kill them and then fap to them?

Explain to me again the part where fairies are killers.

>>6119114

>>6119157
Meh, don't listen to him...

OP is a faget

>>6119162
>Let's dig a hole to make the humans who pass around here, they'll fall and it will be funny

Human pass by, falls and breaks both legs and an arm, dies from cold.

Pranks that may end up being harmful.

>>6119124
Thanks Derek, I've committed suicide and Gensokyo is working perfectly. Time passes differently here, it's been ten years since I've arrived here and I've just gotten access to a computer. I've become a fairy, a bunch of other fairies found me and took me in. A few months later I found one of them peeking on me while I was changing my clothes. I inquire her about it and she admitted she liked me, but was too shy to confess since we're both girls. I told her I didn't care about that, we have become a couple since then.

Anyway, typing properly when you're only as big as the monitor is hard, so I won't give any more details. Feel free to join me over here.

>>6119173
Not really, why would they fall into the hole in the first place?

>>6119185
The hole is fucking covered for god sake. It's like a trap, anon.

You are on your way to whatever the fuck and falls on it.

>>6119192
I know, but why the fuck would you not notice if it's a trap?!

It's made by fairies, it should be noticeable.

>>6119217
You are distracted and tired from work. It's possible.

Or like, you are walking and then fairies push you from behind, you fall and have a serious fracture in your head.

>>6119224
>Work
I don't got any.
>fairies push you from behind
Oh trust me, I'd grab them before they touch me.
Are you new here?

>>6119233
You can't be a NEET as a normal human in gensokyo anon. Considering how the normal life is there for humans you would probably have to execute manual labors.

Yeah good luck trying to match a fairy flight speed. Anyways there are countless ways of getting killed by fairy pranks that end up bad.
I'm not, why you ask?

>>6119248
What?! All this time you were talking about traps in Gensokyo?

God damn man, I'd go become something like Reimu then or something... Why the fuck would you die by a fairy.
Oh ok. just counting.

>>6119055
>>Beautiful robot-singers
So Hatsune Miku is part of Skynet's plan to slowly decrease the human population by creating neckbearded NEETs who will never have sex? It all makes sense now.

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