/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>implying we aren't fused to our chairs with a thick coating of cheeto dust

I can't do any of that shit. Are you trying to kill me?

Bridge is easy
But no push ups/crunches please

>>6113233
You can't fap?

Are you trying to kill yourself?

Just what /jp/ needs

rollan

I'll roll on this.

>>6113248
I've done it twice in the last few hours so I'm out of commission at the moment.

rolling

Yeah, anything but push-ups, my wrist hurts way too much for that.

at least try to wait more than a minute before samefagging to bump the thread

done with my pushups. Had to rest a few times, but eh...

rerollan

I think i have the strenght for 25 push ups. I'll try....I could do only 21. Now im about to die. No more of that for me.

rollan 0

OK. Lets go.

>>6113278
Rerollan

Rolling for 1-6. Go exercise.

I didn't click on /b/. This is just shameful.

Rollan for 7

UOOOOOOO

>>6113271
My arms are sore now.

one more roll

rolling for 1

>>6113298
shit

Sigh, back to /b/ with you shitposter.

>>6113281

Shit. That hurt. I need another beer to cool off.

>>6113314
>exercise
>drink beer

Wat

Fuck yeah fitness /jp/

rollan

huh.

>>6113328

It's how I roll.

Im pretty sleepy. Lets go 0

sure why not.

>>6113425

WHAT? NOOOOOO!

>>6113445

Bridge for 50s. Shame. It's easy at least.

Is this like the babby version? I do like 60 crunches back to back and wait a minute before I do 60 more, then I run... And I thought I was out of shape...

>>6113445
>>6113445
you're only making it worse

0 get

>>6113467
Awww~

>>6113445
Wasn't so bad. I'm awake now, one more go I guess

>>6113459

Back to back? What the fuck... you do 60 then you undo 60?? Do you mean consecutively?

rolling

>>6113471
what happen if I don't do the push-ups?

>>6113476
PROTIP: do a bunch of push ups or crunches, then lie down and sleep. Feels good man.

8

>>6113477
Yeah, consecutively
>>6113488
I can vouch for this. It makes me feel warm and I try to think of my Waifu whenever I do this(Sadly I've yet to dream of her though).

>>6113498
I SWEAR EVERY FUCKING TIME A THREAD LIKE THIS POPS UP I GET 8
MY HOUSE NUMBER ON THE BLOCK IS 8
I'M 8TH IN MY GROUPS REGISTER IN SCHOOL
I'VE BLOCKED OUT OTHER INSTANCES OF EIGHT APPEARING IN MY LIFE FROM MY MEMORY TO KEEP MY SANITY
EIIIIGHHHHHHT

Reported. "Rolling" belongs in /a/ or /b/, along with all other "epic" games involving your post number.

>>6113519
>9
This is not acceptable.

Rerolling.

>>6113488
I honestly feel like exercising now. What the fuck, /jp/

>>6113516
it's almost as if the eights are... endless

>>6113516

Don't SAY the number between seven and nine! Do you want to get us all killed!?

ROLLAN

>>6113528
Why not

I just tried to do the push-ups. I managed to do 12 push-ups before I collapsed and reached for my asthma puffer. I'm not fat or obese, but I sure am weak.

>>6113589

you should start with the Hinako warmups. 10 pushups, 10 squats, 10 situps.

you can even do them while you watch her do them

Good thing everyone on /jp/ is in the same shape as Shirou, otherwise this would be hard, right guys?

>>6113537
so what touhou is 8?f

Good thing I train every day with my girlfriend.

HOPING FOR FAP

>>6113618

so close >_<

>>6113643
Wow, look at the kind of trash this thread is bringing in.

Come on bridge!

anything but jumping jacks

ereasf

>>6113649
No! ;_;

Secretly hoping for 7@@@@@@

>>6113647
wat does that mean?

>>6113660
And i get the opposite...

Goodnight /jp/ ;_;

LET'S GET BUFF

Have had to do similar shit for rugby training. Let's do this.

I can't do half a push up.

not that it matters, I'm better than all of you at soku!

rolling

very nice thread OP.

Seriously, /jp/ should post these more often - being made to do my 7, I now know how out of shape I was actually.

;_; my time in the armed forces are now in vain, it seems.

Thank you OP for reminding me to head back to fitness! Gotta do my excercises everyday from now on.

pic related since it reflects my feeling over myself... feels bad man.

It can't be helped.

Meh, I ran for half an hour this morning; I'm doing my shoulder split tonight. I don't need any of this shit. Not to mention that doing 25 pushups isn't going to do anyone any good if it's all the exercise you get in a week.

my body is ready

>>6114215

you will never be able to hold all these limes no matter how much you try, former armyfag...

also a former armyfag here, experiencing the same NEET degeneration.

Reported.

Easy shit.

captcha stimut shall

Anything but push ups.

>>6114378
damn it

OP thing is for babbys. Is there a lunatic mode?

A CHALLENGE, eh? LET'S GO

>>6114390
Let's see some proof you're so buff.

I didn't know posting "my face when" posts for hours on end was such a hard workout.

>>6114390
Multiply everything by ten.
Hop to it.

Rerollan! That plank felt good. I held it for almost a minute too.

>>6114408
Easy mode is good enough for me.

sure, I'll give it a try.

rollan

hoping for fap

HA

>>6114417
Fucking internet

>>6114429

fucking won, fap time

>>6114406

This is ZUN!bar. Don't mess with him.

>>6114390
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/irontamer5.htm

>>6114441

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrAB8WMsx0

Forgot the link

rollan

>>6114439

just noticed I did another 9, retrying.

>>6114448
How exhausting is that exactly? Would I be fine if I have to run at least 3/4ths of a mile each day and to powerclean and squat(On alternating days) in total for 4 consecutive days out of the week?

>>6114466
I lift one day and run the next, 7 days a week, using splits, of course. You should be fine.

>>6114406
>>my face when I post on /jp/ for 10 hours and then go work out for 2 hours every day

Also people have asked for my photos of various body parts before. Pretty sure it was for masturbatory purposes though.

rollan

they see me rollin

I reported this thread for /b/ and illegal activities.

>>6114485
PIC OF YOUR ABS! FUCKING NOW, ZUN!bar!

rolling for 9 or 0

>>6114544

Me too.

Why is this on /jp/? What the fuck is going on here?

Reported while eating a hamburger.

rolling for fitness

>>6114729
>9

Eye am excite! I'll be back in an hour.

WOO YEAH LETS ROCK THIS SHIT

Doubling whatever I get.

>>6113556
I get home ready to take a nap and see this thread again. 0 for me please?

>>6114989
You lucky little shit.

>>6114466
>>Would I be fine if I have to run at least 3/4ths of a mile each day and to powerclean and squat(On alternating days) in total for 4 consecutive days out of the week?

I do that, except running 4 miles. Feels good man. The body can handle it. If you can't do it now, then you will later with practice.

Also don't mind the image; just posting it so others can't use it.

>>6114989
This is fine too