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I guess.

Racettear is just tiding me over until Atelier Rorona is out.

Recettear is just tiding me over until Atelier Rorona is out.

>>6100498

A day in the future.

>>6100498
Let's capitalism ! Buy ! Buy ! Buy !

I was ready a week ago. Warmly waiting for the inevitable torrent.

Like everyone here I usually never pay for a game...
Then suddenly the first doujin game released on Steam.
They deserve it imo.

>>6100485
Yandare Recette is best Recette

Get out whatever devs.

Getting it on steam was a challenge, may as well get the money for it.

This is how doujin games should be released, small price tag while being easily accessible

fuck fuck fuck, i have no idea how to buy games on internet

Pirating due to viral
My connection is ready.

I had originally thought I'd have to wait a day to pirate this, but after it's been viral marketed so heavily on /jp/, someone will probably be irritated to buy it just to upload it.

So now I just wait in anticipation.

I just finished the jap version right now.

On the last day, i need 500k, but only got 450k due to the last hour so i had to sell literally every shit i ever stocked up to the merchant guild and barely get 500k.

MY RARE ITEMS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

English guide here:
http://blackguard.darkstargamers.com/Recettear_%281.1x%29/

7 million pix now and game's not getting boring for me at all. Time to finish up the dungeons and get the best equipments. Also Nagi is pretty broken and really easy to use.

>>6100526
PayPal
>Implying you're not trolling

Your Steam IDs, give them to me.

>>6100543
Kimono spear lady? What's so broken about her?

>>6100550
>implying you're not /v/fag that should get the fuck out with advertising of his shitty game

Anyone try Will-O-Wisp survival? Just hang around on a floor for a while and they show up. They're really strong and deal a ton of damage, and every time you kill one, stronger ones show up. I've killed about 20 with Tiers before they start getting too tough to shoot and kite and are 1-shotting me.

ITT : People feeling cool because they will pirate a game.
Piracy is nothing new guys, ofc there will be piracy again.
At least they did a localization effort, and it will pay anyway.

DO WANT

oh what do you know, another thread filled with image macros, greentext implying and viral marketers/fanboys raging over piracy

>>>/v/

>>6100504
>>6100520
>>6100530
>>6100539
>>6100564
>>6100587

Same person.

Yayness!

>>6100565
She's moderately fast, forward dash is great against enemies who flinch, and she has skills that can be spammed.

I grow to like her dash special since it makes you invincible against those statue heads, her spin attack since it's aoe is humongous, and her multiple thrusts since you can chain it up to 4-5 times which allows you to kill a boss quickly and remain invincible. There is virtually no lag in between her skills too, I'd normally chain her rush attack and thrusts attacks to stay invincible throughout boss fights.

Also she looks better than Louie. Charme's good too but I never did get use to her and her net attack.

Still yet to try out Avan and Tiers though, might change my mind about them later.

>>6100567
Do they drop anything worthwhile?

>>6100591
Your detector is broken.
You should know by now that people hate viral here.

Needs moar rule 34

>>6100593

She sucks on normal enemies though since her attacks are so narrow. All of the characters in this game are actually pretty balanced except teirs who is overpowered.

>>6100630
Well I spam her spin attack on normal enemies to counter this, but narrow attacks are her bane, and she can't even do shit to multiple statue heads. Well for her it boils down to skill spam and candy munching, haha.

Is Tiers really that good? I enjoyed her fight greatly, and it'll be nice if she has those very attacks she used against you in that boss fight.

>>6100656

She more or less does and has even stronger ones than on what she uses against you. Her aoe spells can take out tough bosses in 5 seconds and her final skill lowers her charge time to like .5 seconds while paralyzing all nearby enemies.

How do you even manage to carry around enough food to be able to spam your way through a dungeon?

>>6100714

You don't. Stop getting hit. Think of it less like an RPG and more like a Zelda game. Getting hit once is about equal to killing 10 enemies with Louie, more with squishier characters.

>>6100621

yes

i'll pirate it, and if i like it i'll buy it, like i do for all games

>>6100561
Why do you want our steam IDs

Do you think it's better to play with keyboard or pad btw?

>/v/
>LOL LETS BUY IT AND SUPPOERT DEVELOUPERS
>/a/
>OMG WEEBOO TEAR IS MAY WAIFU ILL BUY IT
>/jp/
>FUCK OFF VIRAL ILL PIRATE IT

And thats when I realized that /jp/ is the smartest board.

>>6101016
Pad could be nice as it would let you move better.

Noit that it realy matters though..

>>6101038
Almost all of /jp/ were going to buy it back when it was still pretty unheard of.

But with its release on steam and being posted absolutely fucking everywhere, there's no imminent fear of there being not enough sales to encourage further translations.

>>6100621

Yes, it does.

>>6101068

Yeah, the steam release in combination with the viral love the game has received has pretty much guaranteed that it should sell well (at least as well as a cute weeaboo capitalism game can sell).

How many hours until release?

>>6101038
>/jp/
>smart

>>6101092
>/v/ reaction image

>>6101087
H-21 HO !

>>6101087

10am PST. On Steam anyway. Elsewhere most likely earlier.

>>6101106
>/v/ thread

I'm so going to enjoy /v/'s reaction when they'll realize the game isn't nearly as good as virals claim it to be.
Kinda reminds me of Aion.

Missing an appointment really kills your shop, doesn't it?
I have to restart the whole game over again when I forgot about the pick up appointment. There were only 2 or 3 customers left, even though I have just picked up the strongest arm guard.

Oh and how do you unlock the 4th dungeon and so on?

>God what is with you Moralfags ITT?
>I pirate because i'm not going to pay for something i can easily get for free, it's that simple. If i can save $50 that i can later spend on rent or food or a fucking fleshlight, why would i NOT do that?
>Do you think one day Kotick is going to come knocking at your door with a cheque for $1,000,000 and a TV news crew to say thank you for not pirating?
>They don't give a shit about you, you are sheep to them, mindless, braindead cattle who exist only to hand money over to them.
>Take every available opportunity to spend less, it can only benefit you.

>>6101206
How is pirating not beneficial again?

If you don't get it for 0% of base price you aint good merchant.

I'm waiting warmly for this. I hope that when this comes out, the pirates vs buying discussions can die.

>>6101222
A good merchant knows when to make long-term investments as well.

>>6101206
>>Be as bad as the people you hate

Gotcha

Well, I'm buying it because I'm doing mindless capitalism for a capitalism game ! And I'm proud of this !

Like I said, I usually don't buy games.

>>6101153
I'm hoping a lot of the people who pre-ordered it will realise this

Everyone's talking as if it's the Japanese Half Life.

>>6100621
There is no uncensored version ;_;

I'm afraid I can't support such a blatantly anti-Nanoha, pro-ADTRW company.

its me or the draw style is like inuboshi?

I'm so sick of the viral marketing for this piece of shit, ugh.

FUCK.
Why does charme have so much HP?
480? really? Fucking hell. I can only get her down to ~260.
Is there a trick to this?

>>6101284
Don't get hit.

>>6101254
Well, of course it's not the game of the century (nor the decade nor the year)

I just want to help a bit an indie group having enough balls to release on Steam. (It's the only game I bought on Steam, I fucking hate this shit)

It's not like it costs so much, and I'm expecting a pleasant game anyway.

>>6101278
Me too, every one of these threads I see I become less likely to buy it.

I'd honestly be happier if it was just honest marketing by the devs where they talked about the game, maybe making comments on some of the localization decisions that they made, things like that. But no, its just YAYIFICATIONS LOL XD.

>>6101278
>I hate this game now that it is popular

>>6100570
get out higurashi devs

PreRaphaelitism, loofir

>the whole world in an uproar because some hillbilly is about to burn a couple of books
>people paying for something they can get for free
It's a sad, sad day.

>>6101297
>anon caring about things that aren't important
indeed

>>6101288
>I'd honestly be happier if it was just honest marketing by the devs where they talked about the game, maybe making comments on some of the localization decisions that they made, things like that. But no, its just YAYIFICATIONS LOL XD.

Welcome to /jp/. You never see anyone talking about Touhou gameplay, do you?

On the other hand, GOD DAMN DOES LOUIE BUY ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKING SCARVES?

>>6101297
Of course you need to keep your money for buying crack.
Sad story of yours.
Some people can just throw 15$ to buy a game they will probably enjoy and give the devs the will to make another game.

>>6101321
In fact, some people here were discussing gameplay and game tricks... Before the invasion of "booo I will pirate it!" ragefags.

ALL THIS META DISCUSSION BULLSHIT PISSES ME OFF

HOW ABOUT ACTUALLY DISCUSSING THE GAME AND ITS MECHANICS?

I bet like 1% of you even know about the PIN system. Basically, the way the game tells you to play in the tutorial is as wrong as it gets. You're not supposed to demand around 130% of the base price, but rather around 103-110%. That way you can get a PIN on the customers, meaning you name a price they actually want to pay. This gives you more experience AND you can chain PINs for fuckhuge tons of experience. What's the point, you ask? Well, you gain the customers' trust, basically meaning their wallets grow 10x in size. No more little girls buying 50 pix bread, they're gonna want items worth upward of 3k pix. It's fucking brilliant and the profits and immense.

Jokes on the people wanting it to crash and burn, it's already on the steam front page. It's gonna be a hit.

>>6101247
But I don't hate anyone, I just use any opportunity.

>>6101345
PIN?
Is there a way to view info on characters who trust you?

>>6101329
I need the welfare money I receive for food and alcohol, thank you very much.

>>6101345

You can't chain pins. You're confusing it with just prices.

>>6101348
Yo do realize that every new game is on front page?

>>6101348
I don't think anyone wants it to crash and burn. They just don't want to pay.

>>6101366

I don't believe so, but the point is, once you get a PIN with a specific type of customer (little girl, old man, adventurer, etc), that group becomes more likely to buy more expensive items.

Here's a list someone on SA made a few days ago, note that it may not be 100% accurate:

(buy/sell)
Woman ~106 ~65
GM ~104 72
Girl ~103 ~66
Man ~107 73
Old Man ~105-108 72
Louie ~102-106 ~65?
Charme ~105-107 65

>>6101345
I just wanted to wait the actual release of the game to discover this by myself.

Thanks to these threads, I now hate yet another game I haven't even played. Are you happy now, devs?

>>6101416
You were not buying it anyway.

>>6101422
How do you know that

>>6101329
>give the devs the will to make another game.

This doesn't apply to doujin games. The devs make them to sell to Japanese at comiket. America has no influence on them at all.

>>6101428
Because you don't have money. Cheers.

>>6101432
Guess you're right, but isn't a successful localization a motivation at all?

>>6101432

>America has no influence on them at all.

That's exactly what's being changed here. If this game sells even moderately well, perhaps at least a few Japanese companies will consider the American market as a way to make additional profits. Obviously, the West won't have a say in what kinds of games they produce, but they could at least consider distributing them worldwide. I hope this is more than wishful thinking.

This game looks kinda interesting. How is the translation?

Isn't she adorable?

I can't wait for doujins of her with her brother.

>>6101454

unfortunately condoms aren't in stock.

Piracy fags in this thread:

You are worse than the little girl.

>>6101386

This list is so wrong. How much they spend depends on how much they like you and how long they've been a customer. If you give them good prices or sell them high quality stuff they'll like you more. Unless you see a heart, all transactions are probably the same.

>>6101454
The game has been out how long in nippon? 2years was it?
I kinda doubt we will see any doujins if there are none now.

>Pic kinda related. Recette earning molney.

>>6101454
I hate her.
Most people can afford a 30% overcharge but she's so cheap.

Can't wait for the stock hime character with the "Ohohoho" laugh.

>>6101476

You see her if you finished the demo.

>>6101470
Your tears are just feeding them. Suck it up and move on.

>>6101473

>>6101491
Just like you feed us by crying "Booo I will pirate it I'm so strong" everywhere.

>>6101447
Its okay with the exception that they replace things like YATTA! with substitute phrases and the occasional meme gets slipped in every some hundred lines.

40% of base price, best I can do.

>>6101499

>>6101445
They're just games sold at a convention made by dudes in a basement. They might consider publishing overseas, but what we do won't influence them. You should talk about helping publishers make money off games they didn't make rather than help devs do anything.

>>6101502
Woah, woah. Why are you lashing out at me?
The only people getting irritated in this thread are those who complain about viral and those who complain about pirating.

I will pirate and play leetle burgoise's game, and you can't stop me.

Communism, ho!

I don't want to be stereotypical or anything, but I think I can see why Meiling would like this game. Am I right by any chance?

>>6101541
Sorry, but all this sage looks like a samefag.

>>6101553
Oh boy, you're one of those people.

>>6101553
It's jp. Sage is what we do.

>>6101562
Oh god no ! How can I undo?
I know !
I will just wait for the game to be released then play and enjoy me as I see the little loli doing capitalism !

VIRAL MARKETING HOORAY

>>6101594
>people want others to buy games they like so they can get more like it
>VIRAL
hurr durr

>mfw I'm pirating this game

>>6101607
but but....other people like this, so it must be bad
</jp-logic>

>>6101594
Don't mind us, we're doing capitalism !

I bought it, and got a friend to buy it, fuck you pirating niggers!

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

protip: Spamming threads you don't like will cause more threads to be created.
Use the 4chan-add-on to hide it, and you won't have to see this thread again

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

I’d just like to redirect your attention for a moment. What you're referring to as Games, are in fact, Interactive Videos, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Videos plus Interaction. PS3 is not a gaming system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Video system made useful by the blu ray, Other OS and vital system components comprising a full game system as defined by Sony.

Many Game users run a modified version of the game system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of games which is widely used today is often called "Xbox games", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the games system, developed by the gaman Project.

There really is a Playstation 3, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Video is the core: the program in the system that lets the users watch the videos. The video is an essential part of a entertainment system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a interactive controller. Games are normally used in the XBOX operating system: the whole system is basically Games with Games added, or Vidya games. All the so-called PS3 games are really distributions of Interactive videos.

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

This is kinda strange, but I feel I need to get this off my chest. So I needed to take care of my neighbor's house, I was like 15, the woman was like 26. She was headed to visit her mother in Ireland. After she told me what to maintain in the house she got her things and left. It was a really nice house. I decided to check out the rooms. One of them was filled with dolls, among them was a sailormoon figure. I had it bad for sailormoon back then, and have an anal fetish. I stuck it up my ass and twirled it around for a good 5 minutes when suddenly I noticed it was like 6 inches deep, and wouldn't budge. I headed for the kitchen to find something to pull it out. As I'm rummaging through the cabinet I pull out a metal spork (never seen that). I went to the bathroom to look in the mirror while I dug it out, suddenly a figure appears in the doorway. For whatever reason the woman came back.
The next thing I knew I woke up in the hospital bed. The doctor came in and said I apparently vomited upon embarrassment, slipped backwards on the mess and hit my head on the toilet. I was in a concussion for 3 days. He also told me when I landed, a doll was forced into my large intestine, and when they removed it, my organ was severely damaged and I'll never poop the same way again.

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

Is there a friend pasting his favorite pastas in this thread? That's sort of silly, it's not like this is a gore thread or anything.

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

One day, House was walk into his House.

"It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.

Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!

"YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!" scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.

"But is House House!" say House.

"IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!" say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.

And no more House House.
"But my House House!" say House, as a not House House.

But Time Paradox would not return House House.

"I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!" say Time Paradox.

House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.

"HOUSE HOUSE!" shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.

"I have turned House House to bricks..." say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

The viral has spread already. Have fun spamming butthurt Toehoe fags.

Tails from Sonic sat on the beach, when suddenly Knuckles comes in and yell, "Sonic! There are robots on our beach!"

Sonic gets up, he was furious!

Tails follow him outside. There were robot everywhere ... all over the beach.

Said Sonic, Tails, "You stay here!"

Tails was angry, "Sonic you always ask me stay here, I'm not the child anymore!"

Sonic sighed, perhaps Tails was right this time.

Sonic Knuckles looked across at the nodded.

She ran to the robot and destroyed them all.

The beach has been saved.

>>6101681

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

One day Sherlock was sit the bed.
"Is boring to sit in bed all day," he say, as he shoot Watson's computer with a gun.
"Sherlock stop your shoot at my computer!" Watson shout.
"But is boring day," say Sherlock, as shoot computer again.
Suddenly, the fire bullets opened a hole in the computer and computer virus flew out!
"Sherlock you have let me out of computer!" laugh Virus, as computer virus flew into the city and dissolved Big Ben.
"DONG" boom Big Ben, as dissapear.
"Booo Sherlock we hate you," say the people of London, and they make Sherlock work every day to rebuild the clock.
"Yes, Big Ben is complete yet again!" say Sherlock after 30 years of building.
But suddenly, Moriarty came with a bomb and a
blow up of Big Ben again!
"Hahahaha Sherlock I have destroy your clock" and Moriarty vanish in a puff of smoke.
"Booo Sherlock rebuild it again," say the people, and Sherlock was forced to rebuild Big Bens forever and ever.

What do you love most about Saten?

I love her bright, shining eyes and her playful, slightly mischievous smile.
Her casual, laid back demeanor allows her to get along well with everybody. She would make a great friend. Yet when the going gets tough, she can put on a serious face.
The white flower in her hair, unlike Uiharu's brazen, tacky hair garden, is subtle and elegant. Symbolizing purity and innocence, it compliments Saten very well.
It is no wonder why the vandal in episode 3 would target such a beautiful girl. The jealousy in her heart must have been eating her alive. Amazingly, the enlarged eyebrows did not besmirch Saten's beauty one bit. She could have scribbled all over her body, and Saten would still be as lovely as ever.
It's a tragedy that she doesn't have any powers. Despite this, she doesn't hesitate to jump in and do the right thing. Truly commendable for a girl her age, in a country where people see rape/murder and just keep on walking.

This show is becoming less and less about the Railgun and more and more about Saten. I light up every time she appears on screen and am disappointed when she is only given a couple lines of dialogue. Honestly, the only reason I keep downloading new episodes is to see her calming smile. I hope she stars in a spinoff show.

This one day, I decided to go to the mall to stare at all the preppy mall kids and make them question their own existence and perhaps even turn to Satan. But despite how totally kvlt I was being, everyone was ignoring me. So I went to that retched food court and sat down to contemplate the Burzum song stuck in my head.

And that's when your mother came up to me. Well, maybe not right away. I kind of stared at the back of her head for a very long time. She was dressed in this ridiculous pink dress and I assumed she was a happy person.

Then at some point, some dork with spiky yellow hair came over and talked to her for a while. She seemed to be enjoying herself, so I just stared harder. But then a few of his friends came over, and they all started laughing at her, and she started crying. I kept staring at her.

Later on, she turned around and noticed me staring. She wiped the tears from her eyes, and came over. She asked me who I was dressed as.

I laughed at her and told her that just because someone is dressed to reflect their inner cold dark soul, they are not "dressed as someone". But then I told her my corpsepaint was loosely modeled after Abbath.

She asked what show he was from.

I didn't understand the question.

PC gaming:
Poor low res graphics
Horrible sound quality
Immature userbase
Rampant piracy and hackers
Viruses can be transferred through dedicated servers
Paid DLC and updates
Most games have a subscription fee
Terrible outdated controls
Very expensive
Not many games come out for it
Has to be upgraded regularly

Console gaming:
Beautiful HD graphics
Adobe 2.2 Stereo Sound
Mature levelheaded community
Regular firmware updates to prevent hackers and piracy
Top of the line firewalls to stop hackers
Free DLC and updates
No subscription fees
Incredibly accurate controls
Very affordable
Tons of games come out each year
No need to upgrade until the new consoles come out 5-6 years later

Mugi awoke in a small room. This was not home. There were no keyboards. No Afternoon Tea Times. She was cold and alone. Terrified, she attempted to get to her feet, before realizing she was chained by her ankle to the wall, and she was in a strange set of clothes. A hand going to her head, she also realized that her hair had been cut short. Tears forming in her eyes, she felt a sickening fear in her stomach. The door suddenly opened, bringing with it an overwhelming stench of brewed coffee.

"...Is my darling Accelerator awake?" Stan Lee asked, standing in the doorway.

"A-Accelerator...?" Mugi asked, confused. "I...my name is Mu-" she screamed. Stan Lee, in an instant, had thrown a cup of something scalding hot onto her. It had gotten all over her thighs and forearms...coffee. She wasn't surprised. Tears freely falling, she struggled to get up once more, chain clinking in resistance.

"Accelerator, you know I don't like it when you struggle!" the man shouted, pain audible in his voice. "...don't be upset. I'll make it all better. I'll get Joey to make me some more coffee after we're finished..." he said, facial features contorted in a manic smile.

Mugi felt a sickening fear in the pit of her stomach. What did he mean by that...? "Please, you have the wrong person! Who am I dressed up as!? My ha-"

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

>>6101641
I like you.
Can a fatass buying games guy like me practice Aikido? Seems interesting.

Btw yes I fell in love once... But after 3years I learned that all women are bitches. So I'm over with this shit...

Also, H-19, sleeping is a time machine ! Good night !

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

"Oh, how I've been waiting..." he moaned, unzipping his pants.

He was...he was going to have sex with her. Mugi knew it was going to happen, and she only began to sob harder as the man took his shirt off. "I'll make you feel...incredible." he said, removing his finger from her vaginal orfice.

She shut her eyes tightly, hoping to god this was a nightmare...her eyes snapped open as his finger began poking at her anus. "Nooo!" she shouted, flailing as best she could. She tried to push him off, desperately, her burns absolutely screaming with pain.

"Shh...shhh..." he cooed, before another figure entered the room.

"Ah, Joey!" he exclaimed, grabbing the fresh, steaming cup of coffee from the boy's hands. He was missing his fingernails.

Taking a swig, he used his free hand to slowly probe Mugi's tight ass, getting it in to the knuckle. She was in utter agony.

"Oh...we'll need some lube, won't we..." Stan said, thinking for a minute. "I didn't have any prepa..." he trailed off, looking at his half empty cup of coffee. Mugi's eyebrows raised in absolute terror.

"It'll only sting for a moment..." he muttered, removing his finger from her anus. Placing it and another finger into the steaming coffee, he winced a little at the heat. "This'll let me slide into your fine ass just fine..."

christ what is this?

rule 34! rule 34! get some proper porn in this thread!

anyway i was playing the game and i first saw this loli when her dad went into his home and i went in with him (otherwise the door is locked and i didnt have much lockpick). i was surprised to see a child sleeping in the game, the first one i had seen since the beginning of the game! and im afraid to say my dick got hard. she layed there sleeping on the bunk bed and her father had locked the heavy steel door to the room in the ship sealing us three in there. and i had heavy armor and a chinese assault rifle. i tried waking her up and talking to her, but she said she werent allowed to talk to strangers and went back to sleep. aww. <3 i turned to her father and took his life quietly without waking her up. now she was in there all alone with me. i gently shook her shoulder, "wake up honey". she turned and saw the remaints of her father, with a stunned look in her eyes. quickly i put my hands over her soft lips before she could make a sound that would reach outside the thick walls. i checked my inventory, indeed i had a ballgag in there. her eyes quickly went from her father to my eyes as she struggeled to get loose from my grip fruitlessly. i tightened my grip and whispered, "now you be quiet or you'll end up like your father". the pixeled tears ran down her cheek, bethesda really made them look good. i used the ballgag on her, now she could try to scream all she wanted. it was made for adults so it doesn't look too comfortable but that doesn't matter.

>>6101705
You just responded to a copypasta.

Two fingers slid into her so quickly it was like someone had fired a bullet straight into her butthole. "Fuwaaaaa!" she screamed, frantically trying to crawl backwards to get his elderly fingers out of her anus. It was so hot...and two fingers was painful enough already...his entire dick would absolutely kill her!

"P-please stop..." she cried out, as he fingerfucked her whimpering ass.

"Accel, listen...I need you. I love you more than anything I've created. I love you more than coffee. More than the moon, the sky, the earth...more than Spiderman and the X-Men. You're the only one for me." as Stan Lee placed a gentle kiss on her lips, Mugi found herself unable to fight back...

Stan Lee lowered himself, gently grasping her reddened thighs and placing them on his shoulders. "You ready, darling?"

Without thinking, she nodded.

He poured more of the coffee on his raging boner, moaning as it audibly scalded his tender dick flesh. A split second later, he slowly prodded the tip into her ass, moaning out Accelerator's name as he fit half his cock inside.

Microsoft's Director of Policy and Enforcement for Xbox LIVE Stephen Toulouse has hit out at the hardcore gamers who have raised concerns about Microsoft's upcoming motion control interface Kinect, saying that they have "kinda been wrong a lot for the past ten years".

"I have one thing to say to the hardcore gamer who says Kinect has nothing for them," said Toulouse while discussing concerns about Kinect on Major Nelson's latest podcast. "Those games will have achievements, so don't tell me you're not going to play at least some of them, you hardcore gamers out there. I know you will."

But Toulouse later suggested that the hardcore audience, who largely expect Kinect to underperform and under deliver when it launches in November, had been "wrong a lot" about market trends and successes "for the past ten years",

Let's go back and look at the track record of the hardcore gamer," he continued.

"Shipping a console with an Ethernet port? Oh, it'll never succeed. Paying for multiplayer? Oh no, that's not good. I don't like avatars; I won't buy anything that goes to my avatar. The Wii... I mean no offence hardcore gamers, you've kinda been wrong a lot for the past ten years.

"I love you and I'm a hardcore gamer and I've been wrong too. I was the one who thought the DS was kinda gimmicky and probably wasn't going to take off. I was obviously insanely wrong about that. Give it a chance."

i bent her over my lap, pushed her down as she struggled. with one hand holding her arms tightly behind her back, and the other giving her the beating of her lifetime i watched as her beautiful freckled face turned red and the tears started forming a small pool on the floor. enough is enough, i layed her on her back and started tearing of her clothes. she tried desperatly to hold on to her clothes so i started slapping her face, again and again. i used up two full rounds of action points just on slaps (and i have the action boy perk and 9 in agility). after that she didnt resist no more. I moved all her clothes to my inventory, they could be useful in repairing my power armor later on. i stroke the back of my hand down from her throat to her legs, which she had crossed. she shivered and made all kinds of wonderful noices as i passed her nipple. i bent down and licked the place where one day many years from now there would be full breasts. she lift her head up, with panic in her eyes. she started struggeling again. not stopping licking i simply used my left hand on her throat, shutting off her air for a couple of seconds. she seemed to get my point and calmed down a little. i grasped her hair tight with my right arm holding her head down against the bed. she shut her eyes hard for a while from the pain, the poor angel must be sensitive in her hair. i moved my left arm, still licking her body, to her legs and separated them. she started making different noices from before, a little more high-pitched and almost pleading. maybe she anticipated what was about to happen. i jammed a finger into her tight pussy, opening it for the first time. the sound effect for that wasn't 100% accuret but it was pretty acceptable.

"A-Ah...Stan..." Mugi moaned out, as she felt him begin to play with her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples. "Ah...Stan...let me be your Accelerator!" she shouted, hands grabbing the sides of his face, pulling him closer. She licked at his lips like a wild animal until he responded with his own tongue. They entered a small tongue war, until their lips finally connected in a deep, wet kiss.

Stan Lee slowly eased the rest of himself into her, and slowly started pumping his hips. "Accelerator, you're so god damned tight...ahhh...my balls are racing to the heavens..." he cried, breaking away from their kiss for a minute. Mugi began to kiss his adam's apple, and sucked on his neck. "Fuck me, Stan Lee. Fuck me like you've never fucked a japanese high school girl before..."

"I didn't know you were in high school, Accelerator!" he said, astonished, as he started thrusting harder, voice swarthy and filled with lust.

"I-I am!" Mugi replied, before kissing him once more.

There was no longer a need for words. They kissed endlessly, deep at first, then butterfly kisses, then deep once more.

Stan Lee was absolutely ramming her ass now, balls slapping against her ass audibly. It only aroused her more. Her pussy juices trickled down to her ass, providing further lubrication as it mixed with the coffee.

He felt as if he were fucking something sent by god, made of pure ecstasy, molded for his cock and his cock only...like one of those flashlight vaginas, only it was his most beloved Accelerator.

Fuck you and your bullshit double standards, meido. This has nothing to do on /jp/ (and it's mostly just viral marketing) and you know it.

>>6101725
I know don't worry.

>>6101740
In one side, people enjoying themselves and keeping it in a single thread, discussing and sharing for once.
On the other, angry bitter people that feel nothing they dislike should go in the board and turn to spam it.

Spam is spam, fuck what you think belongs in the board. If it was up to you we would having nothing left by now.

>>6101795
I-idiot! I wasn't worried about you! I just wanted to let you know that I don't think you look cool at all talking to copypasta like that. It isn't like I'd feel sad if you lost your sanity or anything.

>>6101833
If you are going to pretend to be me don't act like a faggot.

>>6101386
Used this
level 10 merchant on day 7
56k pix a the end
my face

Didn't I buy this item of this guy? And now he is going to buy it back from me at a marked up price?

If I were to walk into this shop, I'm fairly confident the attached picture would be relevant.

>>6101925
That is nothing, I have literally bought a yam from a woman "I found this, I don't think we need it anymore" for 63% and sold it back to her next transaction for 124%.
Buyback is a bitch.

Carpe Fulgur LLC has done a real good job advertising on here and convincing you guys to pay double for a piece of shit game.

>Waaaah, every single flavour of the month is viral
marketing!

One, it's called astroturfing.

Two, get your heads out of your asses. Sometimes popularity is just popularity, ja?

>>6102016
Not that I'll be buying it, but aren't they selling the English version for 20$ while the original sells for 2,100円?

You think the lolijew is bad? Wait till you meet this fairy of a bitch...

of fuck no
I've had her try and make me sell under 100%
and she always wants something ridiculous whenever she sells. fuck her. FUCK her.

>>6101833
Oh, my deepest apologize tsundere sage guy, didn't meant to hurt your feelings.
>>6102045
Then it's cheap, and it's kinda a good news, since a low price is better than nothing at all.
(And actually it was even less than 20$)
H-18
Good night.

>>6102016
Because Carpe Valgur was on this board talking about it back when it was untranslated and nobody intended to. That's so likely.

>Display a complete set of warrior equipment and swords

>Louie only comes to buy food
Also lol at /jp/'s usual "it's popular now it sucks" reaction

>>6102045
Why are you getting it?

>>6102045
Why aren't you getting it?

>>6102121
I have negative money. And even if I did have cash, I would probably opt to buy the Japanese version to more actively support the devs, than buy the localised version that contains 4chan memes.

>>6102130
Not trying to troll or anything, legitimately asking. What 4chan memes?

>>6102130
Would you like a gifted preorder from Steam?

day 1 pirates.

meh, as if all of you guys actually buy all the doujin games you owned in your harddrive.

>>6101988
But she's a generic, so that doesn't count.

>>6102142
>>6100543

>>6102167
It could just be a coincidence

>>6102142
He's just a nerd who can't deal with the fact that people who use the internet did the translation. You should pay these people no heed.

>>6102152
Most doujin games I play are free, so I can make that claim, sure.

>>6102172
Given that that line didn't seem to exist in the Japanese version, I doubt it.
>>6102148
Sure
>>6102152
That's true. Though I have bought the Key 10th memorial box at least. But then again, I don't have many doujin games.

>>6102167
That only appears in the demo, though, so the full version won't have any memes.

>>6102184
You forgot the part where "Yayifications!" is now a meme. So yes, it will have memes, retard.

>>6102184

>so the full version won't have any memes.

are you a wizard?

>>6102184

>>6102182
Post your Steam ID and it shall be yours.

>>6102193
Doesn't that also mean, conversely, you can't claim that it will have memes?

>>6102206
Sakura_jp

>>6102214

the demo already got a lot of 4chan atmosphere in it.
the question is how you know there will be (no) memes in it?

1. you already play the full localized game, or.
2. you are one of those SA goons dev,.

>>6102226
Or 3) I'm guessing.

You know, like you guessed it would be full of memes.

Just imagine, easily buying a professionally and quickly translated visual novels off steam.
Damn, anything from comiket on steam. That's a dream come true. If you don't support this idea with your money, what the hell are you doing on this board?

I'd buy it, but I simply have no money left in my account after paying for tuition and textbooks this semester.

So I'll be pirating it. And I'm eagerly awaiting for it to come out so I can enjoy it one way or another.

>>6102232
It's called a demo for a reason, idiot.

>>6102236
/jp/ never supports anything with money.
The most support you would get from here is a link to hongfire.

>>6102236
だが日本語を読めるべきだろう

>>6102242
To give you a sample of what the rest of the game will be like?

>>6102236
>If you don't support [your dreams] with your money, what the hell are you doing on this board?

If I did that, I would have gone to college... and wouldn't have all this time to waste on this board.

>>6102236

inb4 steam only full of PG-13 VN and got butchered with localization.

just stick with Atlus games if you want that.

>>6102263
I go to college and I still waste all of my time on this board.

>buy it if you like it

sorry /v/, that's not how internet works.

>>6102270

>waste all of my time on this board.
>all

now you just lying.

Oh, I get it. You guys just want to be "special".
Disgusting. Just choke on your own filth already.

>>6102285

welcome to /jp/, now please leave.

Seems to be doing pretty good on Steam, one of the top sellers, and it's still a preorder. If it stays in the top sellers list for another week or two, it should do pretty good.

>>6102375
Know that popularity on there has an inverse effect on it's popularity in here.

From /v/:

Recettear.An.Item.Shop's.Tale.v1.105.full-THETA

part1: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=1QUWAZ7Y
part2: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P86JOWWK
Password: www.2baksa.net

Not confirmed if legit or not.

>>6102409
Enjoy your russian botnet.

>>6101038
Let me fix that for you.

>/a/
>Generally civil discussion.
>/v/
>Generally civil discussion with the occasional "weeabo shit."
>/jp/
>A bunch of petulant children whining because outsiders are infiltrating their super secret club, crying "viral marketing" and "Steam is the devil" at every opportunity.

>>6102423
O wow so wrong. /a/ civilized? Get out.

>>6102422
I'm okay with this.

>>6102423

ever wondering why you still post in this board?

>>6102423
Let me fix that for you.

>/a/
>HERP DERP
>/v/
>HERP DERP
>/jp/
>HERP DERP

>>6102423
>/v/
>Generally civil discussion

Ahahahahahahahaha

I really don't understand all the /jp/, as a troll coming here just to insult not only everyone here, but also yourself for being here just seems to me like a poorly thought out attempt. I know we're being semi raided, but is really coming into the middle of a bunch of (mostly) self imposed social recluses and calling them out on it the best way to go about it? I'd suggest a higher level of insight personally but, eh to each thier own.

>>6102423
>Petulant child whining in greentext after someone insulted his favorite board

>>6102461
>thier
Yeah, that's actually supposed to be "there" wwww

>>6102475
Eh, not my native language, I tried anyhow.

>>6102461
Problem, anon?

>>6102490
Not so much liked her since I watched the series. thought she was a nice insert for us useless hikki types.

Person who's not going to bother reading a hype thread who evolved into a "u mad" "lol no u mad" "lol i trol u" thread here.

This game seems good and after reading the FAQ present in the website of its translators, I found them to be quite nice, not being particularly annoying about anything and mostly just being like a standard doujin game developer would be. Based on those opinions alone, I would gladly buy this game. However, I have no money or actual interest on this game, and thus I'm not going to buy it.

>>6102409
Could be legit, though dunno if it's clean or not. Too big to upload to virustotal or such places. Didn't seem to lag noticeably on startup (usually indicative of a binder of some sort) or add any startup items in msconfig (though some methods can hide from this) so that's at least a good sign, at any rate. Still, I'd say use it at your own risk.

Can anyone share their Day 8 saves with me, pretty please? I am going to check those MU links.

>>6102530
>on
in

>>6102550
Whoops, forgot picture.

>>6102530
Should have posted with a tripcode and I would have gifted it to you. Too late now though. Asking for Steam ID now will only invite a deluge of piratefags to instead post their Steam IDs claiming to be you, so as to steal your free game. I have no way of knowing who is the real you.

The installed version from MU link seems to open just fine, though I don't want to mess around with it too much on a virtual machine. Gonna move it back over and check all the executables with virustotal.

I don't have any day 8 saves but I can give you a completed game save. Will that work?

>>6102551
Thank you, English is not my first language so I often mess things up.
Maybe I should Google some things before using them.

>>6102574
Don't worry about that, I have no intention to look like I'm begging for it in the eyes of others (and as previously stated, I'm not really interested in playing this game at the moment). Thanks for your concern, though, it's good to know that people can still be nice.

Playing/being a part of a ruskie botnet now.
The fairy randomly throwing "shit" in French in the conversation was... unexpected?

>>6102659
im pretty sure that was done to try to keep it more open to everyone, hence not swearing in english so little 6 year olds who play this game dont repeat it I suppose...

and thanks for saging...

>>6102672
Who knows what'll happen if this thread isn't bumped every two minutes

http://www.virustotal.com/file-scan/report.html?id=b7dcb730fea1328b60c7755e0106f33871edec72edc98fd47
bb34b0cc3bad514-1284076316

custom.exe 0/43

http://www.virustotal.com/file-scan/report.html?id=43d0b4159fcb4c1565a2b7771c8a5e1902e98dd806115d153
b92b5ae7e74ef48-1284076346

recettear.exe 0/43

http://www.virustotal.com/file-scan/report.html?id=b33c49b280fe0f1e686abcef8673f70c37a5f53d37198a1d5
c242f70df6fbf02-1284076325

Uninstall.exe 26/43 (!)

So for some reason virustotal doesn't like uninstall.exe. Well, you can probably just delete it, as I don't think Recettear sets any keys in registry or anything like that anyway. The rest seem safe enough to me. (Though this is no guarantee that the installer itself isn't infected.)

YARR HARR FIDDLE DE DEE BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE

YARR HARR FIDDLE DE DEE BECAUSE WE GET GAMES FOR FREE

>>6102682
arr, ye be right, matey. dem landlubbers just dont understand the pirate ways.

Hope you're prepared for combo-breaker-tan. She will break your combo and leave if you don't accept this offer.

>>6102699

Tell her to fuck off. I can deal with the broken combo, not a 500% loss.

A few screens past day 8, courtesy of /v/.

>>6102672
And why do they need to put swearing in it in the first place?
>>6102699
How do you get the resolution so high and still have it look crisp?

>>6102715

>>6102699
You should support your local distributors. You want more people to import food, don't you?

Just watch, everyone is going to get game over on the last week because this is a special version Carpe Fulgur made for pirates.

>>6102734
You're going to get a game over on the last week due to the amount of money you have to pay off anyway.

>>6102759

How much is it? Given that I've got 100K on the first week, it can't be THAT bad... can it?

>>6102762
500k for the last week.

http://www.mediafire.com/?bcgx89bd7khx4ba
http://www.mediafire.com/?v8oixavv3xjirvm
http://www.mediafire.com/?fi7v3txo7a7oir1

Same as first link, but without their installer (the game does not need to be installed, extracting the files is enough, and I don't trust the installer they provided) and the uninstall.exe file that is unneccessary for the reason already mentioned, and flagged by a lot of antivirus programs.

Predictions for how long until DDL and torrent links go up?
10 minutes? 1 hour?

Fuck you, I preordered and now we'll start to get decent translations now for games.
Won't be long until there's VN's on Steam.

>>6102787
Two DDL links have been provided in this very thread already.

>>6102779
I think I'll wait a bit longer. I don't feel like getting computer AIDS right now.

Meido sure is clumsy with the delete button today.
\

Damn, that was deleted fast.

>>6102797
are they going to translate eroge? if not then I don't give a fuck

Going to go to bed soon anyway. I'll just wait until it unlocks on Steam.

What the fuck is going on with this thread?

Anyway, Fairytale for me.

>>6102807
It's the image you idiot, the image.

Why don't you kids like ARIA?

>>6102810
A guy was on claiming to be staff and he said no way in hell.

Bought my copy after I played the Demo.

>>6102809
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6100475
You can always check here.

>>6102810
Possibly some of the tamer eroge. The rape stuff will never end up on Steam though. But if shit like Dragon's Age and Mass Effect sell on steam, than I don't see why the milder eroge can't end up on there.

>>6102820
Meido hates Cromartie

>>6102825
Then not a fuck was given this day

It sounded too much like FictionJunction at the start.
I like Hikari no Senritsu. It's got a nice steady beat.

Will they at least translate Chantelise?

>>6102810
Hizashi is going to up on Steam for sure.

>>6102827

thanks bro!

>>6102843
Has been for a while now.

Torrent's out on Bitgamer and Blackcats for any of you that have memberships to those sites.

Oh god Recette is so cute
Being a part of a russian botnet is well worth this.

>>6102798
And so they have, I was under the assumption they wouldn't get out until the game started getting sold.

Is the mediafire one legit, or does it start showing Ghost Slide?

>>6102893
Same Russian botnet version or different upload?

>>6102918
Comes from the same group. This one didn't go through the Russian botnet though.

>>6102902
Mediafire is same as the megaupload, but without the "installer" program (everything is pre-extracted) and the uninstall file is removed. Files still came from the megaupload links though.

Can anyone confirm if it's legit?

Thanks, the game works great, no viruses at all (:

What kinda game is this...

wow i just went over to /v/ just cause and i saw 3 recettear threads on their first page.

>>6103137
/v/ is a poor man's /a/ and /jp/ after all.
They refuse to admit it though.

>>6102972
>>6102972

/v/ says it works and that you might get a false trojan alert because of the uninstall.

>>6103109
Alternate bad end?

false huh?
might believe it if we were talking about keygens or something. But there is nothing that can be confused for one in an uninstall file.

thanks Derek, downloading

>>6103150
It was a good place 2007-2009. It was even decent just before summer began.

>>6103179
Just download and try it yourself.
What is the worst that can happen?

>>6103195
I lose around 4Tb's of porn.

>>6103233
Well then, the virus must be godlike since not even UAC picked it up if it is destroying your file with a hidden process.

>>6103245
>UAC
What the fuck are talking about.

How do I decide I want to leave a dungeon? I just kinda entered one to see what it was like.

>>6103269
Get to the 5th floor.

>>6103191
I'm not a /v/ guy so I'm naturally prejudice.

/a/ has really gone down the shit hole though.

>>6103254
I believe that's some Vista security thing.

I find it clean using avast.

>>6103277
Thanks Anon.
Don't know what I'd do without you.
<3

>>6103316
I know that, but it doesn't have anything to do with virus detection.

>>6103358
Don't forget to check the guide mentioned by >>6100543.

Nod32 here, clean.
>>6103380
Doesn't UAC make it so that if a program wants to change a file it alerts you?

It's the tenth here, where's my YAYIFICATIONS?

Since people are saying they managed to get 100k on the first week, I'm clearly doing something wrong. How much time should be spent in the dungeons vs buying and selling things in the store or town?

>>6103546

At least read the thread before posting

>>6103557
Alright, here goes... (mostly for people who've done these dungeons in another save once or twice though)

Day 2 (since Day 1 is pretty much scripted) - Do some CHAIN GRINDING in Hall of Trials with Louie; always kill one type of slime so you max out exp. Do this on every floor, and ideally you should get level 8 by the end. Then do Jade Way (yes, you can do both in one day as long as you have enough cash since dungeons take up 2 time wedges) 1-15. It may seem daunting, but the time saved is worth it. Alternatively, if that's too big a task, split it between Day 2 and the first half of Day 3. After beating Charme, keep doing 1-15 or 6-15 Jade Way runs until Day 4. This is your day to sell, since the Adventurer's guild is closed today. After day 4, keep running dungeons. You may have to stop once in a while to get your pix back above 10k so you can continue paying Louie without any risk of being boxed on the last day. Don't worry, dungeon runs give plenty of cash. Note that this won't give you 100k on the last day; you'll have to go in your shop for day 8 or even 7 and just sell all of those awesome items. However, you can get some incredible prices, especially with fusion. Those inkwells those goblin things drop? Fuse em' with Cloth Capes (or whatever they are) and you get a cape that you can sell for 12k+. Apart from that, running dungeons can give you stuff like Knight Swords (8k), Hurricane Bows (9k), and Sand Charms (13k+). The key is to start early so you can get far more profit.

>>6103582

Thanks, that's really helpful. I was clearly spending too much time buying and selling cheapish items from the markets.

Or alternatively you can pretty much take it easy without any kind of min-maxing and still do quite well.
I like this game.
I like this game very much.
I'd buy it, even.
But for now, time to go to sleep - it's 5 in the morning, so that's enough for today.
Capitalistic dreams, /jp/!

>>6103458
but PRO computer users turn off UAC

>>6103606

Also, and this is important: Tear is full of bullshit. Selling as high as you possibly can and haggling at all is a BAD idea. Sell at 100-110% to get extra XP and improve customer loyalty so they bring more money to spend at your shop later. An extra 10% profit doesn't mean much when all anyone buys is Apples.

>>6103606
>buying and selling cheapish items from the markets
This would be your main method of money making in the 3rd and 4th week, don't underestimate it. 200k and 500k is no joke and dungeon runs can hardly raise enough money.

DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE THETA RELEASE UNLESS YOU WANT TO JOIN THE RUSSIAN BOTNET

WAIT FOR THE BLACKCAT RELEASE

>>6103626
... what about Steam?

I just had ryui buy a helmet and it it showed the stats screen like he would actually put it on... but it seems like he actually put it on. The adventurer selection screen does not show it, but the button 3 screen for items shows him wearing it.

Oi. How come no one told me Impulse had a pre-order discount too?

>>6103621

I'm confused by your implication that dungeon runs are more profitable early on, but dry up later. How does this work out?

>>6103619
Is there any way to figure out what a customer's spending cap is?

>>6103626
IGNORE THIS CAPITALIST PIG, DOWNLOAD RECETTEAR FOR GREAT MOTHER RUSSIA!

>>6103879
Trial and error?

Well, that was boring. Once you figure out their movement, the Wisps are good for farming. They drop some nice stuff if you chain long enough, I got food I probably won't be able to buy for a while.

>>6104061

I couldn't be arsed to try that since they give no EXP, except that menial side/back attack bonus.

>>6104073
Does it really say that?

>>6104085

Yes. Go to the Town Square at night. It's really just the Guildmaster, but Tear scares Recette into thinking she's going to get raped.

>>6103879
Trial and error
A gaudy shop will attract richer customers

DO NOT DOWLOAD THE STEAM RELEASE OR YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE NEWELL BOTNET

>>6104091
Nah I meant is that translation real. I saw that scene in the Japanese version about an hour ago, and it wasn't nearly as, I'm not sure what the word I'm looking for is, but yea.

>>6103879
Initially it's something like this
Little girls: 500
Old man/Guildmaster/Housewife: 1500
Man: 2500

Once you start chaining they'll eventually perform a heart emote and this will REALLY increase how much they're willing to pay (Just had a little girl pay 2600 for a piece of armor for her brother while playing the demo)

>>6104104

Do chains affect customer levels? I was under the impression that it was just selling at the just/near Pin levels and selling enchanted stuff.

I hate steam and their 12 PM releases.
Really tempted to just get the leaked version.. but I'll likely end up waiting it out.

Really happy to see this released here, though.

>>6104098

>Last section of the last day before 10k pix is due
>Sell just enough to get 10k
>Louie asks to sell me cherries, which I mistake for me selling one of my 5cherries in my store.
>I put the price to 4000 something just so he fucks off
>I but cherries for 4000 pix, day ends, recette gets boxed.

FUCKING
LOUIE.

>Captcha: Absolutely trollably

>>6104140
Cant blame him for that one. Plus, he needs the money more than you.

>>6104140
Always save on the last day.. especially since you can't save after you've cleared the payment.

How do you unlock the other adventurers?

Not Charme, the shota wizard and the other ones.

>>6104162

http://blackguard.darkstargamers.com/Recettear_%281.1x%29/

>>6104061

>86 Chain

areyouawizard.jpg

I started fighting these things, and they're going up in level every 3-5 killed. When they reach my level, I can't kill them before they fade away unless I can pin them to the wall. Best I got was a +3 Egg Toast.

>>6104150

>he needs the money more than you.
>him: adventurer with free access to dungeons full of expesive shit
>you: loli with hundreds of thousands of Pix debt to repay in a few weeks

>>6104061
>86 chain

So, any leaked release yet?

>>6104140
I don't know how many times this shit has happened to me upon casually glancing away during a power-selling session.

>>6102699
Judging by this seems there wouldn't be any trouble in the Japanese version, as it seems the prompt lacks that ambiguity. "What should I.." is some bullshit prompting. Damn, and I need to be studying my Japanese.

This is overall a nice translation and an easy way to support the developers, though.

>>6104217

If it's in yellow, you're buying.

>>6102390
Well, if it sells so well without popularity from here, isn't it a good sign for them?
I'm glad for this game.
Seems that they made a good choice.

Still H-7.5

we're may be witnessing the dawn of a new age

Poor Recette.

What the hell is up in here? There seems to be a million deleted posts in every one of these threads.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6100475#p6100475

Looks like someone doesn't like piracy.

>>6104805
Pretty weird. I don't recall posts linking to hongfire threads or the FTP threads, etc ever getting deleted.
Viral marketing?

>>6104786
Oh hey, it's Autism bot in the back there. What's she like in the translation?

>>6104820
It's like stained glass yayness.

any torrent links yet?

>>6104823
>stained glass yayness
People are paying for this shitty 'translation'?

>>6104826
many. here's one

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=download&tid=157361

FINAL FORM RAIDO:
O-O-O-O-O-O-HAI-YO

>>6104830
Just as some people bought the manga gamer version of Higurashi.

>>6104823
>287 pix
U boned.

>>6104831
Why are you doing communism?
It's a capitalism based game !

>>6104848
The people over at mangagamer aren't exactly great at English, and there issues are more grammatical. Recettear's 'translation' is an extremely liberal one, by the not so fine folks over at SA.

>>6104854
wait what?

About time she shows up, 500%-tan.

>>6104863
That's plagiarizing from FF6 Kefka

>>6104868
I think the term you are looking for is an omage to FF6.

I still can't play this game. It keeps crashing in the very beginning before someone tries to say something

>>6104902
you can always buy it

>>6104909

>>6104909
This is in the demo

>>6104918

How do I unlock more dungeons? I already completed the one with Charme as the boss.

>>6104992
here's a guide
http://blackguard.darkstargamers.com/Recettear_%281.1x%29/

>>6104992
http://blackguard.darkstargamers.com/Recettear_%281.1x%29/Walkthrough

Ding Dong H-4

>>6104061

I've gotten the wisps news a few times.

Never seem them.

You are level 8 and already got them.

>>6105241

Stay on ANY floor for about 20 minutes. Tear will warn you, they'll show up and start darting at you. You can't exactly miss 3-5 giant balls of fiery hatred.

They have more attack than the strongest thing on that floor, so if you plan to chain, make sure you're already taking 1 damage from everything on the floor (I was, I bought the best possible armor at that point and fused the level 1 Armor). They still did 2-3 to me, but I eventually figured out how to lead them into walls.

>>6105254

Do they drop anything besides food?

>>6105279

No. But they drop high quality, expensive, high level food. A level 5 wisp at 10 chain shat out a Candy Apple, while the last thing I got in that 90 chain was Mixed Pizza, worth a fuckton.

how do I fuse items or where? I have this blue stuff

>>6105352

At the Guild shop. At Merchant level 5, you can fuse. But you need a lot of multiple types of ingredients, 90% of which will be ? marks the first time you go in. I used the guide to help.

I am doing something wrong here. I can only do Hall of Trials on day two, after I return it is already nighttime and the guild is closed... first thing I do in the morning is leave Recettear to go to the guild. Where do I go wrong?

crtl-f -> megaupload

no links. I guess the game is not out yet?

>>6105417

Dungeon takes two blocks of time. Here is what I've done every day, and it works perfect.

Morning - Run shop.
Afternoon- Run Shop again
Evening - Shop, see events, then Dungeon
Night - Return from dungeon, shop again, see night events, go home.

With this, you can do everything each day with maximum efficiency. It's like you get a 5th time slot.

>>6105426
Janitor deletes them. Check the archive.

>>6105429

Janitor also deletes anyone saying it's out and perpetrates the lie that "it will unlock in x hours, so better buy it now". There's never been a problem with things like this on /jp/ before. Meido has been replaced by a Viral Marketer.

>>6105426
>>6102779 here it is. Run MSE and Malwarebytes over it first because one of the files is infected.

Dun Dun H-2

And no the game is not out yet.
Btw, some retard friend of mine told me that the game is officially released and legally already. Wtf? Is this possible?
Isn't Steam the only releasing platform?

>>6105466
it was released 8 hours ago
retard

>>6105466

GamersGate
Impulse

both of which are DRM-free

>>6105471
Ok duh.

>>6105429
>>6105454
thanks, dling