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What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Rumia are horrible.

I would never suggest removing Rumia's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible.

You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her. And as you lie atop her flushed body, her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all freaks. Rumia's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

stupid sexy rumia

You must not approach it.

>>6088414
Goddamn it.

Anyway, any 1920 x 1080 Rumia wallpapers?
I need a good wallpaper.

Blowjob copypasta where? My dick is ready.

>>6088428
You could always add black bars to something. Black fits Rumia.

Really, you should just use a black screen.

>>6088448
A black screen with a black blob with her head sticking out?
You're a damn genius.

Oh yeah, no rape fanfiction please.

>>6088478
But...but I just found it...

>>6088483
It's just a request. Not like I can stop you.

>>6088483
DO IT

>>6088503
Well, you're posting Rumia being happy, and >>6088504 isn't, so...maybe latter.

Look, we already got >>6088414 so it's not like you do any worse.

If I date Rumia, then dump her, will she become more powerful?

Oh, fine.

>>6088549
Why would she? Are you a magician specializing in curse removal?

"What I'd want if I won, huh..." The amused little youkai girl keeps staring at you hungrily, her sharp teeth already bared in anticipation. Well, if these are your last moments, you might as well take pleasure in freaking her out before you go.
"How about you eat me."

She looks... confused. "Eh? But that's what I was going to do if I won, anyway. You want to die or something?" A soft chuckle.
"If so, we could just skip this whole thing and let me enjoy my meal~"

"No, I didn't mean that in a literal sense, but... Do I really have to explain it to you in detail?" Her still-confused look says it all, so you explain to her just what a guy means when he says 'eat me' to a girl. It takes a moment to set in, but the look in her suddenly widening eyes says it all; this was NOT something she expected it to be, in the slightest.

"Wha-... w-... what the hell!? Who'd do something like that!? Out of the question!"

"I thought you said 'anything' goes. Wasn't it just a joke to entertain you, in any case? Or are you honestly afraid of losing?" Ooh, that struck a nerve; the smug smirk on your face is like the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard to her. She crosses her arms, her face still distorted in some sort of mix of disgust and embarrassment, glancing to the side.

"Fine, whatever, I don't care what weird ideas you've got in your head. It won't even matter after this..." And with that, she finally chooses to declare her next spellcard, the bright white representation of her wrath hovering into the air and dissolving.

Night Sign 「Night Bird」

...

The border of the duel fades in another circular gust of wind, your scarf billowing dramatically as you kneel there, staring at your defeated foe from under the visor of your cap. The blonde little man-eater drops from the sky, collapsing onto her own knees as well, staring at you with a mouth gaping open, eyes wide with disbelief. She had all the advantages, and more experience, and yet you pulled through - is this the true potential of the human spirit? Well, right now you're just too damn tired to feel overly triumphant.

"...I can't believe this. You..! You! You must've cheated, there's no way I... I..." You swear you can see tears welling up in the corners of her eyes.
"Even like this, I should've... You couldn't have... I... But... But I'm a youkai! You're just a human! Eating humans is a youkai's job! Why... Why can't I kill you?"

You're still trying to catch your breath, unable to respond just yet, although the adrenaline rush from your unexpected victory is doing a good job at brushing aside the sensation of your aching head and body. You've won! You're alive! And... Oh. As you turn your gaze to the defeated Rumia, you notice the shame of defeat on her face giving way to a sudden realization of horror, fluctuating between turning red and a ghostly white as she suddenly backs away from you in what looks like genuine fear.

"D-don't! It's, it's okay, right? You look like a nice guy, you... You'll just let me go, right? Forgive and forget, and all that? ...Right..?"

Oh. Oh, you're going to love this. The roles have been reversed; she's become the prey, you've become the predator. A wicked smirk subconciously finds its way onto your face as you stand up, gradually walking over to the blonde little monster girl, backing away from you with terror in her eyes, seeming so timid, so weak, so vulnerable... She stumbles over a small rock and falls down on her ass, with her back against the tree growing by the school building. Perfect. Hell, through some perverse sense of satisfaction, seeing her looking so scared combined with the thought of what's to come is already enough to give you a raging erection. She notices the bulge in your pants, too, and her voice gets caught in her throat, eyes impossibly wide by now. She looks like she's about to start crying; serves the bitch right for antagonizing you like this!

"You wouldn't back out on pre-agreed terms after a duel, now would you? I hear the shrine maiden doesn't take kindly to youkai who cheat their opponents..." It's a bit of a bluff, since you don't know why exactly the youkai should fear Reimu, and you sincerely doubt she'd approve of you dueling them for sexual favors, but it seems to work - the blonde girl before you just seems to slump into a limp, submissive posture, all hope vanished from her eyes. You can't help but grin, although the adrenaline rush is still making your heart pound like crazy as you slowly unzip your pants; this is actually happening. Should you feel evil for doing this? But she started it, and she's the man-eating monster here. You're the disadvantaged human who came out on top against all odds; you deserve some release about now...

And yet, her passive appearance gives way to a trembling panic once again as you whip out your dick, the cool evening air gently grazing your flesh; all she can do is stare at it, the expression on her face showing two parts terror, one part confused and oblivious daze. Has she ever even seen a penis before? Well, if not, she's going to get a nice up-close-and-personal examination of yours this evening, isn't she...

"Well?" You try to sound in control, yet it takes all the will you can muster to keep your voice from shaking from the excitement.

"W-... w-... w-..." She can't spit it out.

"Touch it. Gently, though... I know how your grip can be at times." Swallowing nervously, she reaches out, slowly, cautiously, before her fingers lightly poke against the tip, making you flinch just a tiny bit (which scares her into a quiet squeak).

"No. Lower, at first..." Without warning, you grab her hand and guide it to your shaft, wrapping her fingers around you; she's completely limp, not offering any resistance at all, though she does grip you lightly as she's told. The poor girl has no idea what she's doing... And this is just getting you more excited, in some sort of cruel and sadistic manner.

"Stroke it." Although incredibly clumsily, she does as she's told, starting off slowly and gradually picking up speed as you instruct her. Heck, she almost seems to calm down slightly, although you can still feel her shivering against your cock, her facial expression seeming almost hypnotized or stoned from what she's doing. But a handjob isn't nearly enough for you anymore; plus, you've already had one back at the mansion, haven't you? Time to take things one step further.

"Open up." She doesn't get the message at first, but as you trade gazes, the realization dawns upon her; you didn't think it was possible for her to turn any paler. Surprisingly, she shakes her head in defiance.

"N-no..."

"What's that? Should I go get the shrine maiden, after all? This is not what we agreed upon." You can feel your heartbeat as she stares into the ground between you two, her grip on your penis gradually loosening, before she looks back up at you, a completely defeated expression on her face. Her lips part ever-so-slightly, and you swear you can see tears beginning to well up in the corners of her eyes. Well, if she was going to cry about it, then she shouldn't have messed with you.

Taking a step closer, you press the tip against her lips - oh god, they're so soft and warm and moist... Her eyes close as another shudder passes through her little body, and you can feel her short, quick breathing on your skin from her nose. Got to keep going... As you work the tip into her mouth, you feel the sharp edges of her teeth gently graze against the surface.

"Hey, watch it!" Your scolding provokes another fearful fit of shivering, her eyes kept firmly closed as you press onwards, working the rest of your length into her mouth, pressing against her tongue - ah, so warm, so moist! It's a heavenly feeling, really... When you've managed to get the whole thing inside, you can't help but look down at the poor little monster, her face stuck in your crotch, two small tears rolling down her cheeks, eyes clenched shut... No, that won't work. That won't work at all.

"You need to do something, too. I shouldn't be the one doing all the work here. Use your tongue, too..." You sound like you're spouting lines from a bad porn flick, but who cares? You feel like you're high on power, you're completely in control of a youkai, a being more powerful than you, humiliating her to such a degree; the thin streams of tears coming from her eyes seem to intensify just a bit as she reluctantly starts bobbing her head back and forth, her tongue clumsily licking at your length and wrapping itself around you. While you're no authorized critic when it comes to blowjobs, you can sense she doesn't have any idea what she's doing, but... who cares? The sheer thrill of doing something like this to your enemy is...

Oh. Oh shit. Here it comes-...

"Open your eyes, now. Look at me while we're doing this." She'd shake her head if her mouth wasn't full of your cock right now, so you flick her across the forehead with a finger.
"Hey now... If you can't satisfy me, I'll just have to..." Ah. Slowly, very reluctantly, her eyes open up, struggling to establish eye contact, glancing away from you, away from your crotch in her face, anywhere else... But she knows what you meant. Ah, the look of fear, of utter humiliation, of the shame of defeat... Just looking into her eyes is almost enough to make you reach your limit on its own; but that'd be letting her off easy, now wouldn't it?
You start pulling yourself back out, slowly, very slowly, keeping your hand on her head just so she doesn't think you're letting her go just yet... And then you slide back in, and repeat, and repeat. Each time you go back in, you press against her tongue, forcing her to taste you, to taste your precum... Her face is starting to get that dazed expression once again as you violate her mouth, and you can feel her gradually going limp again... Ah, but she's just letting you fuck her face like this?

"You need to do something, too. I shouldn't be the one doing all the work here. Use your tongue, too..." You sound like you're spouting lines from a bad porn flick, but who cares? You feel like you're high on power, you're completely in control of a youkai, a being more powerful than you, humiliating her to such a degree; the thin streams of tears coming from her eyes seem to intensify just a bit as she reluctantly starts bobbing her head back and forth, her tongue clumsily licking at your length and wrapping itself around you. While you're no authorized critic when it comes to blowjobs, you can sense she doesn't have any idea what she's doing, but... who cares? The sheer thrill of doing something like this to your enemy is...

Oh. Oh shit. Here it comes-...

Her eyes, which had become half-closed over the whole ordeal, suddenly shoot wide open as you grasp her head in both hands and drive yourself into her mouth as deep as you can go, the hot jets of your cum forcefully hitting the back of her throat, provoking a light gagging sound from her as she tries to swallow it all, her mouth plugged so she can't just spit it out. Drowning in extacy, you fail to notice how her nose, too, is pressed into your groin, how she can't breathe, until it's too-...

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Those are your screams of unbelievable, agonizing pain, not of pleasure; as you stumble over onto your backside in a stupor, all the senses in your body dulled by the sudden pain of indescribable porportions radiating from your crotch, you look back at Rumia sitting against the tree opposite of you, and the blood flowing down her face from her mouth, dripping from her chin, her eyes glazed over. She... she can't do this! You won the duel! She can't! She-...

She doesn't care anymore. Looking at you with eyes full of nothing but pure, undiluted HATRED, she suddenly lunges for your body, pinning you down with the strength of ten bears. Before you can even utter a word in your paralyzed-with-pain state, her fingers dig into your ribcage, ripping your chest open to a wet crunching sound.

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>>6088607

Fuck yeah, Gensokyo High

>>6088607
>[spoilers] her fingers dig into your ribcage, ripping your chest open to a wet crunching sound[/spoilers]

Good End~

I feel bad after reading this.

>>6088619
I've heard of this...what is it? Is it more stuff like this?

Gotta wash that taste out of my mouth...

>>6088628

It's one of those choose-your-own-adventure stories. And that sex scene isn't canon, it's more of a "what-if" story about if Anon had chosen one of the more perverted options.

Mobile hitler here. I'll post some hitler x rumia fanart and links to rumia h doujins.

Additional fanart would be greatly appreciated.

Anon deserved that. Winning a duel means you kick the loser's ass and send them home. Not to shove their face in it~!

Contributan

>>6088651
I like CYOAs. Is it any good?
Actually, describe it or something. The last recommendation without basis I got ended up with me reading MiG. Never again.

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>>6088712
Rumia wanted to eat him up at the beginning but then she got beaten and turned into Bro Rumia, crashing into his house and taking over his bed and whatever.

>Do- do you...
>hate me-...?

Hungry Youkai.

>>6088660
Do you mind not posting HitlerxRumia fanart and stick to the links? Also, try to leave your roleplay in your mobile. Thank you.

>>6088727
Hm...
Does it snow end?

>>6088720

＞Are you tasty?

Sure wish I knew enough moon to know what the artist comment on this is.

This was the first picture of Rumia I ever saw.

>>6088838
Why isn't she making darkness with both hands? Lazy artist..

>>6088871
Because she doesn't want too...?

Rumia is just Flandre 0.56

>>6089084
No.

>>6089084
I still don't get why Rumia doesn't get more love at the SDM. Her power over darkness means that Remilia doesn't have to worry about the whole Scarlet Mist nonsense, and Rumia could easily dispose of the blood-drained bodies she leaves in her wake.

I mean, she's more useful than China and less crazy than Flan at any rate.

>>6089122
She doesn't live in the mansion; she lives in the Forest of Magic.

>>6089148
Rumia doesn't live anywhere. She wanders Gensokyo with no home and few, if any, friends.

>>6089166
Poor, lonely Rumia...

>>6089166
The darkness is Rumia's friend.

>>6089122
Aside from not living in the SDM, she wouldn't be hired because she would be completely useless. She is weaker then a human(so says Marisa anyways), her powers are absolutely crap, and she is not that smart at all.

>>6089177
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

>>6089122
Tried. It didn't work out.

>>6089191
Marisa is a meanie. Just because she's a human doesn't mean she has to rub it in.

>>6089191
Absolutely crap? Many youkai can attest to her sun-blocking abilities. Which, mind you, are even more useful to vampires.

>>6089166
Team 9 might not be fanon anymore, now that the three fairy manga showed them together and getting along quite well. So she might be one of the few cast of characters that actually does have friends in canon oddly enough.

>>6089213
Queen grue stealing your lantern.

>>6089231
Maybe, but finding Rumia is a bitch even if you are her friend. It's not like she has an address or a phone number you can call.

Just fly around and look for the moving darkness. That's your only recourse.

Cautiously, you step into the clearing and greet the person in the middle.

"Rumia, why did you call me all the way out here?" You glance around surreptitiously. There's nothing but trees for miles around.

She doesn't turn, keeping her back to you as she speaks.

"I want a rematch." Her voice is steady, emotionless. "Here, now. Same terms, same rules."

"What? Rumia, that was over a year-" You begin, your mind reeling. What happened? You thought she'd gotten over it already!

"I said I want a rematch!" She practically screams, prompting a rustle of leaves as startled birds flee their roost. She turns angrily, pointing at you with a claw-like nail. "The rules say I can. The same conditions as before. If I win, I get to eat you. If you win, you can exterminate me." Her voice returns to it's former flat tone.

"But I thought we'd already settled this! I don't want to fight you!"

"So you forfeit?"

"No! I-"

"Then prepare yourself." With a wave of her hand she creates a half-dozen black spheres that float in mid-air. "It doesn't matter if you decide to fight or not, I won't lose this time." She smiles wickedly, drawing out a spellcard.

"Moon Sign「Moonlight Ray」!"

A pale-silver shell form around her, and a bright white lance extends from each arm. She swings faster than you can move, severing you escape route as the first ripples of her attack fly out.

>>6089359
This again? If you cut off here, it's bad end.

A cry of pain and surprise escapes you as a white beam pierces your chest. With a sharp 'crack,' the duel border vanishes.

Dammit.

You curse yourself silently as the barrier on her third spell vanishes. When did she get this much stronger!?

"I won." Rumia states, almost in disbelief. She lets out an small, exited laugh, her hand shaking slightly. At the same time, you begin to shake as well, but for entirely different reasons. In your panic, you try to crawl, to run, to get away somehow, the pain from her attacks already fading.

A firm hand grasps your shoulder, spinning you around harshly, forcing you down onto your back.

"You shouldn't ignore your end of the bargain~" She looks into your terrified eyes, licking her lips slowly. "I want to enjoy my prize~" She whispers leaning in close.

Darkness gathers around you, solidifying into an impermeable blackness.

A cold terror spreads through your entire body, holding you still. She draws back, keeping one hand on your shoulder, as her other drifts down to your belt. Her fingers slip under the waistband, and you feel a sharp pain on your hip as she tugs at it. Grunting impatiently, she grasps the waist firmly on either side.

With a snap the fabric splits apart, leaving you in your underwear. You hear Rumia's smile return, her teeth barely visible in the gathering dark. Moving ever-so-slowly, she slips her hand into your underwear, her fingers brushing lightly against you. You shudder involuntarily.

In one movement she tears them away, leaving you exposed to the cool air. Her cheeks redden almost unnoticeable, and she dips her head down to your crotch. You flinch, expecting a sharp pain, but are instead greeted by the warm sensation of Rumia's lips. You gasp as her tongue dances lightly across the tip.

>>6089122
Blame the Flandrefags.

>>6089612
Please don't rape Sanae.

>>6089621
No worries, it's impossible to rape Sanae.

>>6089621

Don't worry, she enjoys it.

Rumia giggles, not removing her mouth. Her eyes gently close as she continues caressing it with her tongue, pulling back gradually as it gets hard. A small spasm of pleasure runs through your legs, and you moan.

You tense as the points of her teeth graze you lightly, only for her lips to brush over the same area. She slowly lifts her head, fingers running up and down, settling into a rhythmic motion, as she removes her mouth. Her tongue darts out, giving your gland a strong lick. A slow trickle of fluid runs down the front, onto her thumb. She looks at you and smiles.

"Enjoying it?"

A blush rises hotly to your cheeks and you attempt to stammer out a response. She giggles, moving back down.

She starts at the base, sucking and licking up the side with painful slowness. She bites it lightly, never enough to break the skin, all the while her finger delicately working up and down. She carefully grasps your foreskin between her teeth, tugging it gently, playing it around her mouth. A hot, almost syrupy feeling spreads through your entire body, draining the tension from your muscles.

Rumia notices and releases you, pressing her lips against the tip in a tender kiss. You feel her tongue prod you lightly, sending little bolts of white pleasure down your spine. She parts her lips slightly, slowly taking in more and more of you, the tip of her tongue making circles on the tip. The pleasure builds, filling you up, until you can't hold it in. You feel the corners of her mouth curve up slightly.

Your eyelids flicker as a white mist fills your head, brilliant pulses of pleasure wiping away all of your thoughts. Rumia sucks at it greedily, swallowing it as if it were ambrosia. As your orgasm ends she moves lower, licking off the last of your sperm.

>>6089612
"She is ready now Onii-chan"

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>>6089641
You're wrong.
Please don't rape Sanae.

rumia is a disgusting cannibal freak WHAT DO YOU FAGGOTS SEE IN HER

>>6089655
Someone i can tame, show her love and live a happy life until i am gone.
But before that i remodel her into ex Rumia and will unleash her fury on Gensokyo when i am dead.

>>6089655
Rumia isn't disgusting and she doesn't eat people (anymore)!

>>6089655
She's no cannibal, she doesn't eat youkai

>>6089693
you are wrong, i have proof

Breathing heavily, you raise your head to look at her.

"Rumia... What was that?"

She crawls forward, placing her hand to either side of your chest.

"Ehe~ Did you enjoy it?" She smiles brightly, a tiny bit of white fluid running down her cheek. Mesmerized, you can only nod dumbly. "Good~" She leans in quickly, giving you a sharp nip on the ear, then pressing her cheek against your chest. "Should we continue, then?"

"Continue...?" You stare at her open-mouthed as your brain interprets her words.

Rumia gives you a sly smile, giggling as she climbs further, nearly sitting in your lap.

"You mean-"

In a quick motion she presses her mouth against yours, wrapping her arms around your back, squeezing you. Her lips part slightly, and her tongue pushes against yours. You reciprocate, turning your head as you tongues entwine. Her hands roam across your body, gradually reaching the front of your shirt. She tears it open roughly, running her fingers across your bare skin.

>>6089655

She is an adorable little girl and my big brother instincts make me want to be her onii-chan.

>>6089701
You'd believe any anti-youkai propaganda you saw wouldn't you? The human government loves people like you.

Your eyes drift closed, enjoying the sensation of her touch. You put your arms around her, encircling her, stroking her hair. She presses herself closer against you in appreciation, 'mm'ing softly.

In your mind, still muddled by the euphoria and remains of fleeting terror, you can only think of how soft she is, and how good her warmth feels pressed against you. One of your hands drifts down her back, brushing along her hip and on to her thigh. She gasps, pressing herself into your erection, sending a burst of pleasure through you.

You pull her tighter, your hand sliding up under her skirt. Your fingers traces lightly on the inside of her leg, eliciting a small yelp and a moan from her. She pulls back, breaking the kiss, a thin trail of saliva rolling down her chin. Her face is flushed, and she's breathing almost as heavily as you are. She smiles almost dazedly.

"Are you ready?" She laughs softly.

Your heart skips a beat. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you manage a nod. "Yes." It comes out as barely a hoarse whisper, but it's enough. Rumia smiles, and everything goes dark. All at once her touch vanishes, leaving you alone in the inky blackness. You sit up slowly in bewilderment.

"Rumia? Where are you?" You look around futilly, peering through the gloom. You hear a faint rustle of fabric, and the flap of discarded cloth.

"Here~" She whispers into your ear, blowing on it lightly.

Her arms slip under your shoulders, tearing away the last of your shirt. Her skin presses against you, and you feel the softness of her breasts on your chest, her fast, hot, breath on your neck.

Your own breathing becomes erratic as her legs coil around you, encircling your hips, drawing you against her. She moans softly as your tip touches her, parting her moist lips slightly. Her head rests on your shoulder, and you can feel her hot breath on you neck.

"Nn..."

Your chest tightens as you slip inside her, her tight walls sending a stream of pleasure through your body. Her body jerks, small moans escaping her as you push deeper inside. You hear a sharp intake of breath as you go completely inside her, and Rumia makes a little 'Mmmm' of satisfaction. She raises her head, still short of breath, and plants a light kiss on your lips.

You gently run your fingers through her hair, savoring the sensation of being inside her. She nuzzles against your neck appreciatively, almost purring. She begins to move, grinding herself against you. The muscles in your spine lose their strength, and you close your eyes, leaning into her as she picks up speed, her fluids running down your legs. Her scent fills your mouth and nose. It's intoxicating.

Rumia's mouth presses against your shoulder, her tongue running along your skin, making another spark of pleasure. You begin to buck your hips against her, matching her increasing pace. Her teeth prick you lightly as you slide in and out of her, white pressure gradually building inside you.

You feel a sharp sting as she bites down, a little rivulet of blood running unabated from the corner of her mouth. You barely notice the pain as she licks it up, mouth trailing down to you arm and chest, her walls contracting suddenly each time she bites.

Your breath comes in gasps, and amidst your pleasure-clouded thoughts one of your hands runs along Rumia's thighs, stroking it's way up her chest and taking a hold of her breast. You gently squeeze it, causing her to arch herself against you, gasping. Stroking the erect nipple gently with your thumb, you allow your other hand to firmly grasp her bottom.

Her moans become more frequent as you hips crash together, the haze returning to your mind much stronger than before. A still-working part of your brain tries to pull out, but Rumia's legs only grip you tighter, driving you deeper inside.

"Rumia, I'm-"

She squeezes you in a crushing embrace as her walls contract around you, again and again, as if milking you. A tingle passes down your spine, flooding out every other sensation with pure bliss. You hear Rumia cry out, a long, shuddering moan, and she falls limply into your arms. Without her support, you fall back gently into the damp grass.

The darkness around you slowly dissolves, and you squint against the assault of the sunlight. Idly, you brush away a few strands of hair from Rumia's face as she lies panting on your chest. She looks up at you with an unfocused gaze, smiling from the afterglow.

"That was... good..." She mumbles, snuggling against you.

"Why did you do it?"

She giggles softly.

"Because I love you."

Craning her neck, she places a tender kiss on your cheek. You smile back at her, a warmth spreading filling your chest.

"I love you, too."

You wrap your arms around her and lie there, still connected. This feels nice, too...

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>>6089730

Raising a hand to shield your eyes from the morning light, you force yourself out of bed. Looking in the mirror, you gingerly touch your right arm. Ow. She really bites hard, doesn't she?

Luckily you're house is on the outskirts of the village, so no one noticed you come in. Explaining the bites could be troublesome, though...

You cast a glance over to the Rumia's sleeping form, watching the gentle rise and fall of her chest. Oh well. It's a price you'll have to pay, you guess.

inb4 bad end

>Luckily you're house

>>6089754
A brick house. The strongest kind of house.

Well folks, here is your H doujins, just as I promised. If there are more, please link us.

My picture was made by a kind anon yesterday. He deserves a medal.


Enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/?znezxtzwmdb
http://www.mediafire.com/?0nintgdjyzi
http://www.mediafire.com/?dkoj3utnezm
http://www.mediafire.com/?ihnoozimzho
http://www.mediafire.com/?uzk2jydmoy2

Well folks, here is your H doujins, just as I promised. If there are more, please link us.

My picture was made by a kind anon yesterday. He deserves a medal.


Enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/?znezxtzwmdb
http://www.mediafire.com/?0nintgdjyzi
http://www.mediafire.com/?dkoj3utnezm
http://www.mediafire.com/?ihnoozimzho
http://www.mediafire.com/?uzk2jydmoy2

>>6089852
oh look, mediafire is down

Every day is Rumia day.

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>>6089862
THAT IS ILLOGICAL.

Well, I'm sorry folks... You guys want me to Megashit those doujins?

>>6089883
Being the impatient bastards we are - yes. Or at least the titles, so I can see which I have and not.

>>6089876
No, only the 7th day of the month. The Japanese pun lords decreed it, and it is so.

What makes today Rumia day? I know Hina day is Friday the thirteenth, but what's special about today? Or was it just randomly chosen?

>>6089231
The human characters have friends. The youkai ones don't because the youkai are youkai.

>>6089982
Rumia is my friend.

When ZUN lets the Touhou Knowers through Yukari's gaps and into Gensokyo, I vow to find Rumia and love her forever. At least until she decides to eat me.

>>6089982
Yukari and Yuyuko are youkai, but they have one of the oldest friendships in the series.

>>6089994
inb4 spiderman huging hitler and rumia.

>>6089997

Yuyuko is a dead human, not a youkai.

>>6089982

Patchouli and Remilia are friends.

>>6089967
Rumia's catchphrase is そーなのかー (Is that so?) and 七日 (seventh day of the month) is read なのか.

But really it's an excuse for people to post pictures on pixiv using the tag 毎月七日はルーミアの日 every month. Most of them get posted on the 6th because timezones, but fuck that; we're not Japanese.

>>6090008
Ghosts are considered youkai, hell anything supernatural is considered a youkai.

>>6090011
Patchouli is a magician and so only a youkai by technicality, and Remilia is an ex-human vampire.

>>6090011
both former humans, not sure if they count as youkai

>>6089967
今日、七日ー

>>6090024

Suika and Yuugi.

>>6090029
Onis.

>>6090024
Patchouli is born a magician.

>>6089982
Why are people seriously arguing against this instead of telling you to go read ZUN's works? It's obvious you haven't.

Friends.

>>6090271
No.

>>6090271
If we ever get to Gensokyo, let us encircle Rumia's darkness and join hands. That way, we'll subdue her for sure.

>>6090333
More like give her a 10 course dinner. Darkness is merely the absence of light, so what we need is a flashlight.

>>6090349
She can't eat all of us at once. I expect she'll just eat one or two and bury the rest for later.

>>6090367
We'll turn her into a fatty. How inconsiderate of us.

>>6090349
If we use a flashlight, she'll be able to see. She can't see. We outnumber her. It should be easy to hide and have someone knock her out with a heavy rock as she goes by. She'll never see it coming.

>>6090397
Please don't hurt my waifu.

>>6090410
I guess we could try talking to her first. I guess. If she's hostile, she's getting the rock from behind.

>>6090397
You'd have to reach her first, since she flies everywhere.

>>6090459
She's usually in the forest, isn't she? She can't fly too high, or she'd hit branches.

>>6090397
>>6090428
>>6090459
>>6090483

Why are people trying to attack my beloved waifu?

>>6090512
Self-defense. We're allowed to hurt her if she tries to hurt us first.

>>6090523
Why would't we just let her eat us?

>>6090548
You want a wife that would rather eat you than talk to you? No, if she's hostile, she needs training. She needs to learn how to be a proper, respecable girl that doesn't eat strangers. Letting her eat us will teach her nothing.

I'd at least try to trick her into sucking me off first.

HEY RUMIA I'VE GOT SOME STUFF THAT TASTES BETTER THAN FLESH or something retarded like that. Probably wouldn't work.

>>6090723
But it is flesh and she'll just eat it, probably cooking it first. Testicles are considered a delicacy in some places.

>>6090753
Rumia doesn't cook anything. Raw flesh or nothing.

>>6090777
How do you know that? She could be a great cook.

>>6090789
It's hard to be a great cook without tools. Rumia doesn't have any.

>>6090810
When you hunt travelers for food, you pick up whatever they happened to be using to cook.

>>6090711
>>6090753
>>6090723
>>6090777
>>6090789
>>6090810

Rumia wouldn't eat me, I'll help her find you guys and have her prey on you one at a time. There's plenty of guys like you so I won't be dinner for a long time.

>>6090844
You'll regret the day you left humans behind, race traitor!

>>6090857
I'm not a race traitor, I'm just helping rid Gensokyo of perverts and rapists. I never said I would have her hunt all of humanity. Maybe I'll have her hunt all the Jews and Gyspsies...

>>6090844
Sexual relations with a yokai instead of a blonde, blue eyed aryan woman...how low will you go?

The first thing I'll do is help her take off that bow so she'll be Ex-Rumia, so no other youkai in Gensokyo would bother us.

>>6090894
But then she isn't nearly as cute.

>>6090894
EX-Rumia is a myth. She does not exist.
Her ribbon is hexed so that she can't take it off, and that is all. It's not sealing any great dark power.

>>6090894
Just take off her bow? You think you can do that? Stronger people than you have tried.

>>6090933
>stronger people have tried.

Name one person.

>>6089745
Bad ending was so much better.

>>6090931
The specification doesn't say anything about Rumia with her ribbon off. Don't rely on implementation-specific behavior when you want your ideas to be portable.

>>6090940
Rumia herself, for one.

>>6090966
>The specification doesn't say anything about Rumia with her ribbon off.
Yes. It does.

>>6090991
Where?

>>6090996
Every speculation about EX-Rumia ever. In this case,
>The first thing I'll do is help her take off that bow so she'll be Ex-Rumia

>>6091004
That's not the spec. You just gave another example of implementation-specific behavior.

this joke is already old

>>6091022
You lost me.

>>6091027
Spec = canon.

>>6091048
Oh.
Ahahahaha.

Rumia loves you.

Rumia is delicious.

>>6094793
Rumia wants to know if you are delicious or not.