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Bullfuck

False.

>>6087700
Lies and Slander, you Touhous just don't know dick about it.

Slowness
Stupidity
Autism
Weakness
Sleepy
Psychological problems like

Only excessive masturbation is bad. You'll feel better if you fap less, /jp/.

>>6087719

Don't listen to this bastard, /jp/. Fap as much as you want. In fact, fapping a lot makes it feel better after a shorter amount of time, if you fap several times a day and then take a one or two day break, it will feel fucking amazing. Life's too short not to fap as often as you can.

>>6087739
Sounds like a fast route to making it boring.

>>6087739
Fap as often as you can get it up, sure. If you can't get hard, you should not be fapping.

When I stopped masturbating, at first I was pretty horny and even had a few wet dreams, but after a month or so the urges ceased. After another two weeks or so, my penis started to get smaller. I don't participate in fratboy dickwaving contests or anything like that so I didn't notice it at first, but later on it was pretty obvious. Weight loss followed that, though I attributed it to the season (since I don't eat much in summer).

Anyway, three months after ceasing masturbation, I caught a particularly bad cold, called the day off and dozed off. Woke up in the middle of the night, only to find all the pent-up urges from the past months have returned. I was literally fucking burning. So I did the right thing, decided to screw the no masturbation rule and booted up PC to spill my semen to something with flat chest and hopefully a vagina. I opened some Inuboshi doujin in the masturbation folder and went for my pants, only to find my dick missing. That was the first shock. The second was when I noticed I wasn't wearing boxers, but a long skirt. The third was finding out that except my room, what used to be my house had entirely changed. Lights were on in one room, so I immediately went for that one, and found a girl there. She was adorable and after three months of no fapping I was ready to drop my pants and violate her right there, but then I remembered I no longer had a penis. Whoops.

While I was standing there like an idiot, pondering how to remedy my current lack of rape instruments, she walked to me, kissed me and told me that I have been judged worthy for spurning my penis, I was eligible to be the little girl and that she is my designated partner.

Needless to say, much tender lesbian love occurred and now I'll apparently spend my days elegantly drinking tea with my devoted partner as unaging girls until the heat death of the universe (big crunch is a lie and you know it)

Fucking heat death. HOW DO I REVERSE ENTROPY

>>6087766
Get Uiharu.

>>6087749

Not at all. It's only as boring as you are, Anonymous. If you don't find new ways to make it interesting, it's your own fault.

>>6087750

Well, naturally. I've never forced myself to fap. Why would anyone? By the time I lose the ability get it up, my hatred for humanity would have probably killed off any sexuality I have left, anyway.

>>6087755

>>6087776
>Why would anyone?
They're broken. That's really the only answer that makes sense.

It's not ok to fap everyday 2-3 times, /jp/.

>>6087755
This makes me feel bad...
I masturbated yesterday for the first time in 10 days.
;_;

Six times a week is what doctors say.

>>6087790
Why not 7? Six is an odd number.

>>6087814

>6 is an odd number

Someone didn't pass first grade math.

>>6087814
Six is an even number you faggot.

>>6087820
Someone doesn't know English.

>>6087825
Yes and it's you.

>>6087838
No, it's you.

Faggots. Faggots, everywhere.