/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Looks like I'm being forced to work today and tomorrow.

blog thread. Reported.

>>6064969
Shitty post. Reported on IRC.

>>6064966
Never mind. Crisis avoided.

I'm not NEET
I spent my morning studying

>>6064966
>>6064977
sage

>>6064962
At least you didn't waste 3 hours browsing /jp/ like I did.

Going to watch the rest of Tatami Galaxy today.
Then I'll play some Yume Miru Kusuri, it was my first VN years ago, but I never got around to finishing Nekoko's route.
And the usual browsing the net and playing some online games.

Studying Biochemistry until Glenn Beck comes on.

The rest is up in the air.

I've been trying to decide on my three wishes if I meet a genie.

>>6065013
Make sure one is for all of /jp/ to encounter a genie.

>>6065018
I don't want that, I'll be potentially creating hundreds of superhumans.

>>6064997
>biochemistry
>glenn beck

You are a living oxymoron. Awesome.

>>6065025
Why would people be wishing for super humans? I just want my waifu. Use your 3rd wish for infinite money then, and fund Megaman Legends 3 for me.

>>6065025
I'd wager going to Gensokyo, being a little girl, or never having to leave your room is somewhat higher on /jp/'s list of priorities.

To cool 4 school, hittin the bar(s) tonight!
More dressed up than the mentlegen /cgl/, this is NOT a common occurance, i might see a woman to if im lucky.

>>6065032
>Megaman Legends

Jesus christ.

>>6065032
>>6065033
What? I don't have a waifu so i want supernatural power.

I'll be playing VC2 all day since the undub was just released. Maybe start rewatching Index.

Cleaned the tub, waiting for the fumes to go out, then 'll wipe the sink and mirror then I'd clean the dining table before vaccuming my room.

After that I'll go to the barber, go pick up a job application and then take my test.

painting a table for my grandma
then painting 2x4 and 1x4 for door framing

Everyone in this thread should taste alcohol.

>>6065042
Make sure you grab the BD rips. I rewatched it myself the other day.
>>6065037
What?

>>6065050
>>6065042
How could you stand watching that more than once?Between the mass of cliches, horrible protagonist and bad pacing I didn't even manage to watch trough half of the series. And I tried, I really did.

>>6065049
What are you drinking today, Anonymous?

i don't want to be a superhuman. i want to be a god.

the little girl god.

Step sister is here for labor day weekend. Pretty sure she hates me. Will continue to avoid leaving my room at all costs.

>>6065058
It was great! I loved the setting, I think the protagonist is pretty good, and the characters are really appealing too (save Index of course).

>>6065067
fix your relation with her! just walk up there and ask her what she is doing! its all your fault! you are expecting her to like you when you are being a dick hiding in your room.

>>6065063
If you manage to become a little girl god, make your religion reward the faithful with sex with you in the afterlife. I always wanted a religion like that.

NEET Cooking: I don't have the willpower to wash the pots so I can't prepare anything.

Playing the FFXIV beta and starting either Ys 7 or KH: BBS.

>>6065060
Captain Morgan & Staropramen Prague Granát

>>6065077
Why would he do that? There is never an advantage to befriending anyone.

>>6065077
I'm fine in my room, thank you.

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>>6065088
Ah sorry, forgot where i am.

working and then going to the gym.

>>6065094
How rude of you to assume you know anything about me.

Day off, builing RG RX78 gunpla model, spamming figure images. Maybe play Vanquish demo for the 7th time.

>>6065094
Wow, this is the most beta picture I have seen in my life.

>>6065094
All of that is fucking terrible /r9k/ advice.

>>6065094
What a normalfag chart.

I'm not NEET as many of you know. I'm wathching Nyan Koi, waiting my friends to finish some retardedly long game called "Race to the galaxy" so I can play Munchkin with them. Also, drinking St. Remy brandy.

>>6065104
>day off
>NEET

Haven't left my department in 6 days. I should probably go buy food some time soon, i've been eating dry pasta two days in a row.

I just woke up, but I'm gonna grab some cold pizza, install Transformers: War for Cybertron and shoot shit up until the Twins/Rangers game at 7pm.

>>6065094
This is so dripping with normalfaggotry I feel like I'll be infected just looking at it.

>>6065107
Noooo, that's all true. You should throw yourself at a woman with gifts and clearly show her that you're willing to be her doormat. There's nothing a woman likes more than a weak, insecure, unconfident, pussified man.

I just wasted 3 hours of the night sleeping. It's like I've grown immune to alarm clocks.

>>6065154
Here's the antidote.

>>6065094
I don't know about my fellow NEETs but if I ever decide to get a job, women will not be part of the picture, ever.

>>6065094
Thanks to this chart, I too can lead a normal unhappy life!

My computer has been broken due to a shutdown in the house, i lost over 60g of touhou files, games, pictures, doujin, album, pictures, everythings is gone, i will do the fetal position and cry over the things i downloaded during many years, a part of my life has been deleted forever

>>6065182
Yay!

>>6065193
NO

NEVER

NOT ME

>>6065193
You will never know the life described in this picture. ;_;

>>6065078
no thanks, i'll have my own harem of girly traps. i don't want any manly men shitting up my temple.

i'll grant you little girl virgins though.

>>6065094
Too bad step 1 should be to get some fucking education.

>>6065193
You must be part of the conspiration trying to demoralize me! I will continue my neet ways! I will persist, even if it's only to prove you that you won't defeat me!

>>6065094
So, if you wear frilly dresses and a signature silly hat for a year while talking entirely in non-sequiturs and death threats, you'll really become a Touhou?

I'm starting right now. Do you think a replica of Aleister Crowley's hat would make me a good Touhou?

>>6065043
Scratch the job and test part, I have to wait till my dad comes back. So after I wipe the table and vaccume shit I'd just chill.

>>6065068
>(save Index of course).
You are not a good person.

Just finished working out and now I'm enjoying a delicious turkey sandwich.

>>6065242
How can anyone like that character? I don't even get her. She doesn't seem to do anything than eat and leech off Touma, and then she is greedy to boot. Though I guess she is a NEET like most of /jp/.

>wasted 3 hours fapping

how did you waste it? did you lose it or something/

>>6065262
Never made it to climax I guess. 3 hours wasted.

>>6065237
I thought you were going to suggest joining the Golden Dawn if you want to look and act like a Touhou.

>>6065264
Is it broke?

>>6065252
It's just like marriage.

>>6065252
She is a very good girl, only last order is better. I don't understand why people like Birbiri and Saten over her. I have masturbated to those two a lot but mainly I only do it because of the taboo factor of masturbating to who I shouldn't be masturbating to. Their personalities are not appealing.

Why do you people consider it wasted? It should be one of the most precious times of your day-unless you don't truly value your waifus.

Wait, why did the normalfag guide get deleted? Has meido-san finally decided to moderate NEET threads for shitposts so we can enjoy our conversations, rather than just deleting them?

I am not a NEET, I have one class (distant education). Physical Education .
But anyway.
Dear blog: today I woke up, ate some crackers, have read for about an hour my books and fapped.
Thank you for always being here with me dear blog.

>>6065271
Because Misaka is far cuter. I love her personality and her appearance. Everytime Index was on the screen it was basically just 'とうまーとうまー’. And then there was the part where Touma was sleeping in the bathtub because Index sleeps in his bed. So ridiculous. As for Last Order, I don't really like the way she talks, but she is with Accelerator so that's fine/

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>>6065237
Looks like I missed something funny...

>>6065284
But those are the best lines in Index. Birbiri is trying to kill Touma all the time, she doesn't like him at all, it isn't nice.

>>6065306
Only in like, the very beginning of the series was she fighting Touma.

Can someone post whatever image was deleted and quoted 20 times?

If I don't see it I won't be able to sleep tonight.

>>6065388
Here

>>6065401

Woke up one hour ago, and I have been fighting my internet connection ever since.
I'm trying to take a break from playing games because apparently, I have early levels of Repetitive Strain Injury. Damn.

I was ganna get up and play some video games, or perhaps try to tackle my backlog of VNs/anime, but I'm too busy listening to music ;_;

>>6065499

busy busy NEETS

>>6065499
This happens to me far too often.

>>6065473
Okay.. here's the real thing this time. I promise the spoiler is for some reason other than hiding an image that clearly isn't the image advertised.

I was going to play some video games or listen to music, but I'm too busy mindlessly refreshing /jp/ in silence.

>>6065013
I've always thought of this. I came to this, in order of highest priority to lowest:
1. Huge sum of money, enough that I can happily live off interest the rest of my life, earning a nice annual profit

2. FLUENTLY know Japanese as if I actually knew the language my whole life. No matter how much I self study, I will never reach this point, so I don't see this as a wasted wish.

3. Be a little girl, keeping my small physic for the rest of my life, never physically aging.

>>6065191
>Only 60 gigs
How weak.

>>6065081
here, finally had something to eat. Feels good man.

Studying for my networking class. Subnetting is annoying as fuck.

I guess I'm not quite a NEET, just a NET.

I was just out walking around town with some friends and now I'm going to chill out and then go to sleep.

>>6065499
I hate it when this happens. I can't stand stopping the music in the middle of a track, so if I'm listening to anything, I always have to wait until it's completely done before I can start up a game or something, which can often take 10 to 15 minutes, which makes me distract myself with 4chan, which makes me forget that I was supposed to start something up when it finished.

I'm going to drink my brains out now that I'm done with work.

I wasted the day with Elona, Dwarf Fortress and Deep Space 9.
Oh, and I think I did some laundry, but that could actually have been yesterday.

>>6066001
Just remember your powers of 2.

Translated a bit more of EP7 (no, I'm not with WH), browsed danbooru, drank coffee. I should be studying, but there's nothing to motivate me besides the thought of being a failure in 10 years. Since that's probably going to happen either way, I feel like shit.

Kinzo always related.

>>6066142
I will love you even if you turn into shit in 10 years, anon.

After spending last year leaving my home only when i was forced due to lack of food, withdrawing money from the bank and stuff, this year my parents forced me to get another source of income or they would stop the flow. After they actually stoped it for 2 weeks in wich i only eated white rice and onions and a small faint, i had to get a small job. Wich i have come to like. I got a job at a real states agency as a house salesperson, but im actually not a salesmen, i just hang around in an empty apartment buildings fridays and saturdays, and a home (with all the stuff from the owners who seems to have so much money they leave every weekend to another house in the country-side).
So, i show the houses to the people who come (wich is never more than 3 per day) and i dont actually have to sale them, because since they are along the 250.000 $, the people who wants to buy them, just buy them.
So, i bring my laptop along, read manga on it, watch a movie, or even play a VN, and on sundays i can also masturbate using the underwear from the little girl who leaves in the house.
Who could have guess i would grow to live my dream? Its only 900 bucks per month, but i feel my life is fullfilled. I can stay alone in my house from monday to thursday, and do the same thing when im working (+ little girl's panties)

>>6066142
>Translated a bit more of EP7
I hope you're translating the key parts and will post them, right?

I just spent some time in /a/, first time in... years?
God, I feel dumber now.

Being lonely

>>6066177
Don't be

Catching up on Umineko after putting it off for so long.

>>6066186
It's hard not to when everyone ignores me..

>>6066153
Thanks, bro. I love you too.

>>6066163
I'm attempting to translate the whole thing, word for word. Since another guy already did the prologue, I'm not worrying about that. I was doing something like this for EP6 as well, but I started only a month before WH finished the patch, so I obviously didn't finish in time. Since the lines I translated were pretty accurate in comparison to WH's translation, I figured I'd try again when EP7 was out and test my moon skills.

If I can find a TL checker and maybe somebody to do a makeshift patch, I'll release it.

Sleeping
Touhou
/jp/
/b/
more Touhou
studying Physics
waiting for Hurricane Earl to hit CT (it never came)
Wanko to Kurasou
fapping
/b/
Final Fantasy
Touhou again
/jp/
And soon going to Dunkin Dounts with a friend and playing rummy while there.
Then, presumably more Touhou, maybe another fap, then sleep.
This is my day.

>>6066242

I did nothing all day and guess what? I'm still doing nothing.

walked to the roach coach with my bro, then came back and started browing /jp/. probably finish chaos;head later.

>>6065499
This. All day, everyday.

fapped to loli, /jp/, fixed some shit in some code, /jp/, ate, /jp/, fapped to traps

>>6066162
Beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

Got up
Coffee + Bagel
Went to Physics Lecture
Came back to dorm
Fap
WoW
Get some tacos
Math Class
Walk back to dorm in the rain, listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFClqBZptQ (awesome)
Smashed my head on the top bunk bed, hurt like a fuck.
Came home for the weekend.
Fap
Food
/a/
More coffee
/jp/

This list almost makes me look like a functioning individual.

>>6065013
1. All of /jp/ becomes unaging, immortal, attractive maidens with bodies that eternally stay the same (no wounds/scars/getting fat)
2. Isolated mansion capable of accommodating all of /jp/ plus sustaining itself with maids provided.
3. Minor magical powers for all denizens.

>>6066958
>1. All of /jp/ becomes unaging, immortal, attractive maidens with bodies that eternally stay the same (no wounds/scars/getting fat)
What happens when we lose our virginity? Don't tell me the hymen is torn over and over again every time we want yuri sex.

>>6066984
You must remain a virgin forever. No sex for you.

>>6066926
>what are you NEETs doing today?
You are not a NEET, why did you reply?

>>6066990
I don't think I can handle that. I need to yuri rape other /jp/ers. You can't stop me!

Wake up
Eat
Fap
Eat
Fap
Browse /jp/
Fap (tentative)
Sleep

>>6067001
You have sex, you change back into a man.

>>6067014
Well then. I guess I'll go on a conquest to fuck everyone back into men.

>>6067021
You're a monster.

>>6067008
Sounds like Elona to me

>>6066984
You won't see the need. You will stop deriving satisfaction from sexual acts while drinking tea or sleeping in the same bed with other pure maidens will grant you immense pleasure.

Alternatively, your magical power could be making the torn hymen last for a while before it regenerates.

Will be going to my normalfag friend's house, where he will spend time with his girlfriend while I browse /jp/

I was supposed to meet with some friends but when I got there I was too scared to get out of my car so I left.

Overall, pretty good day.