/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This pairing makes me sick.

>>6050409
All pairings make me sick.

>>6050414
This

Take your shipping shit back to shrinemaiden, you fucking secondary

ITT - the worst pairings possible

Shippers, burn in hell.

Nitori, I'm dissapoint

Unfortunately I am unable to appreciate Nitori pairings. I am still instinctively convinced she is bald under the cap and is waiting for an opportunity to reach deep into Marisa's anus!

I like pairings.

>>6050426
Mokou shows up in so many bizarre pairings I don't even know what's going on there.

Mystia and Reisen sometimes shows up weird places too. But I kind of only play the games and look at the porn, so maybe there's some canon explanations for that elsewhere.

who's the fish lesbian partner?

>>6050458

Meiling.

>>6050455
No pairings are canon. There is no love in Gensokyo.

Only master sparks.

Stop shitting all over canon
Leave /jp/ forever

>>6050473
But master sparks are love!

>>6050473
mokou's dad and kaguya
yorihime and the rabbits

INB4 WWII PAIRINGS.

MY PAIRING DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE IT IS CANON.

Canon-purists make me laugh.

>>6050501
Kaguya rejected her dad.

No one bothers with Yorihime.

Don't be ungrateful, people, much of the h-doujins and high quality artwork are produced by shippers who feel the passion!

>>6050473
gensokyo is full of violent people

Ah old love, so familiar, so twisted.

>>6050574
Will there ever be a happy end for Reisen? ;_;

IN teams are canon couples

>>6050607
Only yukkuri Reisen

>>6050613
Oh you.

>>6050607
No, she's just a useless bunny who is only good for her sex appeal. She doesn't deserve a happy ending.

At least that's what I keep telling myself ;_;

I didn't know shipping was allowed in here.

>>6050636
It isn't

>>6050636
Shipping is awesome, ze~ <333

>>6050641
Then why is this thread here? I know there is a janitor around

>>6050607
When Eirin dies, but that's going to take awhile, since Kaguya's eternity power is keeping the Eientei followers from being infected by Earth's impurity.

>>6050645
Simple. Because its not against the rules.

People just get pissed off at everything here nowadays.
/jp/ has grown more and more sensitive every day, and even the tiniest things rustle their jimmies into hateposting these days. /jp/ anons need to calm down, be happy, and take it easy. Lets just have fun?

>/jp/

>>6050644
Magicians only, Marisas get out.

>>6050665
Shipping is allowed in here you say? Don't make me laugh.

It's because of horrible touhou fans such as yourself that this place is full of horrible threads.

>>6050671
This.

Cmon, /jp/. Don't you remember when this board was nicer? You could post something without being called a faggot or a secondary? Back before this board became infected with the cancer of Elitism?

lets try to take it back. Post happy couples.

>>6050665
I always have to giggle whenever I see the phrase "Rustles my jimmies"

god damn it I'm a faggot.

>>6050607
Soon, assuming Fell doesn't pull a dick move.

>>6050644
That's right, moko-moko! If it wasn't for shipping we wouldn't have Touhou Little Girls Dance! <3

>>6050665
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All things otaku welcome!

THAT MEANS THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ANYTHING OTAKU.

DEFINITION OF OTAKU: is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, or video games.

THAT MEANS WE CAN DISCUSS ALL THESE THINGS IN ANY WAY AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE IMAGES OF PORN. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RULES, GET OUT OF /JP/ AND GO TO ANOTHER BOARD.

>>6050681
No. Its because people like you get so worked up over everything. If you didn't get so mad at everything, people wouldn't come here to troll you, and the shitty threads would stop showing up.

This would be an amazing thread if the janitor deleted all the hate posting, and left only the cute couples.

>>6050688
You know perfectly well that no one follows those rules, and that moot isn't the one who decides what's on-topic.

HEY, YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT EVERY THREAD SHOULD BE DELETED AND REPORTED JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT. HAVE YOU EVER READ THE RULES?

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/jp/ - Otaku Culture
All things otaku welcome!

THAT MEANS THAT WE CAN DISCUSS ANYTHING OTAKU.

DEFINITION OF OTAKU: is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime, manga, or video games.

THAT MEANS WE CAN DISCUSS ALL THESE THINGS IN ANY WAY AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE IMAGES OF PORN. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RULES, GET OUT OF /JP/ AND GO TO ANOTHER BOARD.

>>6050688
>Submitting false reports or otherwise abusing the report system will result in a ban of indeterminate length.
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc.) on the imageboards can result in post deletion and banishment. The administrator will address your questions, comments, complaints, and concerns via e-mail.

Isn't it funny when people constantly break the real rules trying to enforce their own imaginary rules?

I'm fine with pairings, but I like my lonely touhous better because I'm a grimdark fag.

LONELY ALICE IS THE BEST ALICE

>>6050696
No it wouldn't. Because the thread's topic is shit.

>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

Funny thing is that right now for example we are having countless threads that are not following that "rule". I thought this place was supposed to be different than your shrinemaiden or poosh crap.

Fucking secondary scum
You are all reported.

>>6050688
Global rule #6 can cover a lot of shit though.
Not this thread, I am okay with it. (Not so much with the metawhine) Just saying, you can't just claim OTAKU RELATED and have your thread be okay.

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together, now.

>>6050688
This.

That means anime, games, trains, airplanes, military, guns, cars, geography are all allowed here.

Anything that has people who obsessively follow it are allowed to post their stuff. Train otakus may disucss the latest Dash 9 Locomotives, gun otaku may discuss the most deadly ammunition for their weapons, military otaku may discuss which army has the best training, airplane otaku may discuss which aircraft is the most pilot friendly and the most practical and enjoyable to fly.

Yuri isn't cute, shipping isn't cute
It's disgusting
Only men that have forgotten how to be men, and dykes like this disgusting shit.
Fucking subhumans

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together now.

>>6050719
>men that have forgotten how to be men
>95% of /jp/

This is part of otaku culture as well.

I'd rather die from a cuteness induced heart attack than a rage induced one.

Shipping only gets bad when shippers flame other pairings and treat other characters unreasonably. Otherwise, they provide some of the cutest fanart.

Basically, more love, less rage.

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together now.

Quite a few posts missing in this thread.

Kisume will never get a single H-doujin.

;_;

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together now

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are already together.

I'm alright with shipping I guess. It's nice seeing my favourite characters doing hot lesbian things together.

I cyber with men from /k/ for marisa hentai

>>6050706
Sorry, but Alice and I are together. She is no longer by herself. Instead, she now has a strong, brave man to care for her, and to love her.

>>6050403
Why is it that I find it so tempting to extend Nitori's neck in this picture, its not the case in a lot of other pics of here, but this one...

pic related, last one that tempted me

Reported get the fuck out of my sight

>>6050907
ohoho, I've not seen you this early, li'l Scandy

My dyke in shining armor~

Why can't meido do his fucking job right?
/toy/ threads
/v/ threads
/ic/ threads
/cgl/ threads
/u/ threads
Everywhere

moot needs to replace this faggot
Fucking incompetent moron.

>>6050928
Oh boy.
You're really new, aren't you?

>>6050928
>BAAWWWWWWWWW /jp/ is MY super secret club of bitter, ronery ;_; no-fun-allowed NEET friends. I sure wish people would stop making threads I don't like so I can take my dick out of my own asshole and stop being so butthurt.

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are in love.

>>6050767
>>6050756
>>6050714
I'm so confused!

>>6051011
Dude, Mokou gets paired with Mystia simply because she made a off hand comment about running a food stand. Don't try to understand Touhou pairings, you'll only hurt your head.

>>6051009

>>6051041
I was under the impression that mitumoto started that pairing out of nowhere...

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together.

Byakuren's harem > your otp

>>6051041
Well, that at least makes more sense than the 4 other weird Mokou pairings in this thread. Mystia can also have a cute admiration for Mokou for misunderstanding that she is an actual phoenix.

>>6051065
Sorry, but Mystia belongs to me.

>>6051043

>>6051043
You lazy bastard, Sigmund.

I am the real psychoanalysist here.

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are together. We are a happy couple.

>>6050403
Marisa only likes nitori's cool toys

>>6050706
Sorry, but Alice is no longer alone. Alice and I are in a relationship together, and a very wonderful one to boot.

sorry folks, but Mystia belongs to me.

>>6050602
best canon pairing ever

>>6051122
>>6051126
Your waifus are pathetic.

>>6050403
Nitori hates the underground youkai with a passion, and tells Marisa to fuck off when she wanted to go back underground after the EX stage. Nitori can be quite a bitch, and that is before Aya's little report about drowning came about.

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are in a relationship, and a wonderful one to boot.

Well folks, Mystia is mine.

>>6051151
>>6051154
Your waifus are pathetic.

Closest one to a 'real' pairing in the series so far...

Don't you alll already know Nitori is my bro-friend and you aren't allowed to interact with her?

>>6051161
Real in the sense that they aren't from Gensokyo, maybe. Otherwise no.

>>6051169
>Nitori bro friend

Kogasa ♥

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are in a relationship; and a happy one to boot.

Well folks, Mystia is mine.

>>6051184
>>6051187
your waifus are pathetic

>>6050706
Sorry to disappoint you, but Alice and I are in a relationship, and a wonderful one to boot.

Well folks, Mystia is mine.

>>6051206
>>6051208
Your waifus are pathetic

This shit with the World War 2 leaders is fucking stupid and needs to end.

Hey guys, how many times must I tell you to leave Nitori alone. Don't even speak her name.

>>6051270
Nitori, Nitori, Nitori.
Do something about it.

>>6051265

Asshole still doesn't understand how to hide threads and posts.

JUST DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO THEM, OR SAY STUPID SHIT ABOUT IT. OR DO YOU WANT THEM TO CONTINUE DOING THE SHITTY ROLEPLAY?

Just hide it and leave it at that, just like I do.

>>6051324

This is the first time I've ever commented about it. Also ignoring the piece of shit some asshole left in the middle of your hallway does not make that shit go away.

>>6051332
Futa hater troll, don't hide your identity. We all know that you complain about whatever it is you don't like. Just shut the fuck up, hide it, and deal with it. If that's to hard for you, try /b/.

>>6051336

What the hell I've never said I hate futa. You must be confusing me with someone else. Was it the shit analogy?

>>6051332
In this world, neither does complaining about it.
Let it all out though Anonymous, we're here for you.

>>6051136
they broke up? ;_;

>>6051073

>>6050658
why exactly will that help her stop being her masters pet?