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Half the Touhous have powers that would theoretically let them kill whoever they want. Don't think too hard about it. Plot convenience is more important than what their stated powers should actually be able to do.

Easy

Hell ,I bet many of them would be able to use their powers even after they die, and just pop back to life on their way to the Yama's.
They'd probably get in trouble with Shiki, but hey, who doesn't?

>>6040220
Can one divided by dick and vagina?

Fucking Yukari, the most broken Touhou ever. All she has to do is alter the border between Flandre's face and the sun, and she's dead.

>>6040361

>>6040361
See >>6040228. If Yukari won, it would probably be because she's far more likely to be the player character, not because of her power. Sure, theoretically she can do that, but ALL THE TOUHOU POWERS JUST END UP BEING NEW WAYS TO SHOOT BULLETS BECAUSE IT'S A SHMUP SERIES.

>>6040361
But she doesn't have the ultimate magic, or the powers of science that Eirin, the Watatsukis, and half the cast of Seihou could beat her with.

>>6040374
We've had many powerlevel discussions in the past. Yukari is the strongest, powerlevel wise. Sure, lots of Touhous have fucked up abilities, but Yukari's is just the most fucked up of them all. the power over anything that has a border, whether it be physical or metaphorical.

>>6040377
She can easily alter the borders between all of that shit and make them useless. That's how powerful she is.

Erin's science? Cool, fuck around with the border between Erin's intellect and stupidity, and fuck she no so smartie pants gurl no more.

Ultimate magic? Fuck around with the border between "ultimate" magic and just regular magic. There ya go, fuck your magic.

Half the cast of Seihou? Fuck them, she just altered the border between their existence and their non existence. There you go, they're no more. Not a problem.

>>6040383
>Well then, if it's alright, you go fix it now.
>That was my goal from the start. And since you'll be doing that anyway...
>Having to fix an extra barrier or two won't be much of a difference, right?

>An extra barrier or two...
>Do you think that there are that few?

These lines make it obvious that the extent of her control over borders is not infinite.

>>6040383
Power to manipulate fate, anyone? How 'bout history? Either way, they can stop Yukari from ever getting those powers with a snap of their fingers, just like Yukari can erase them with a snap of hers. You can't be more omnipotent than omnipotent.

inb4 Yukarifags swarm me and tell me all about their interpretations of Remilia/Keine's powers, WELL FUCK YOU, yours is only an interpretation of Yukari's power too (an interpretation that never actually shows up in any canon works, by the fuckin way), so NEENER NEENER, p.s. ZUN said Suika was the strongest, power level discussions are retarded, kthxbye.

Yuugi is strong enough to physically break Yukari's border manipulation.

Anyone have that old pasta about ZUN dying and all the fans coming together to make a grimdark Touhou game, and nobody can defeat the final boss; then Yukari wakes up from her nap, asks what's going on, and then just warps the fucking monster into another dimension or something and solve the issue?

>>6040416
You think Yukari is overpowered?
Let me tell you about overpowered.

Imagine ZUN dies or something and fans, fanfic writers, and doujin artists, come together to make a grimdark Touhou game.

Tired of the whole "little girl" theme, they decide that in this game there's this black unnamed entity. Something or another eating away at the fabric of the fantasy world.

Then Reimu and Marisa would be all like "Oh sweet, an incident, let's beat up some low-level characters for no reason".

Then they encounter the black wiggly tentacles of the entity and see it has fucking eaten Team 9. I mean, Mystia gets eaten practically every game, so why the fuck not here as well? And I don't mean the sissy offscreen death "we're Youkai we'll respawn anyway" eaten, I mean "still in the fucking process of digesting their bones, I feed off of fantasy and they're not coming back" eaten. You know, the sort of thing that would appeal to those sick fucks who keep posting Sanae swallowing Cirno or the boa constrictor strangling Satori.

You know, the whole usual shit they pull off in doujins, kill a few well-known personalities just to show how this bad guy is totally serious you guys, honest.

Then the thing starts expanding, permanently deleting everything it engulfs. Like, where it goes, reality or fantasy in Gensokyo ceases to fucking EXIST. It UNDOES anything it touches.

>>6040441

But Marisa doesn't give a fuck. She'd be like "I'm a dumb blonde who only has one way of solving problems, and it ain't subtlety. Eat some Maaaster SPAAAAAAARK!, fucker". Which puts a slight singe on one of the entities' appendages and Marisa is like "WTF man it's the Master motherfucking Spark, bitch!". Then Hakkero dissolves in her hand and her broom stops flying and she has a nervous breakdown or something. Derp.

Then Reimu would be all like "H4x sign 'plot armor barrier'! Now we shall end this and have some motherfucking tea". But then the thing just kills her right then and there. OH YEAH SISTER EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY STAGE 3.

>>6040447
But then Reimu wakes up in the normal world and sees an IV line sticking out of her arm. She realizes she's been in a coma since she was five years old and Gensokyo was just a figment of her imagination, a dream world made up from fragments of fairy tales by her subconscious. WHAT A TOTALLY ORIGINAL TWEEST!

EXCEPT OR IS IT?

Only THEN doesYukari show up and is all like "OR IS THIS THE DREAM AND GENSOKYO THE REALITY?" and she's wearing shades by the way, and offers Reimu to take either the blue charm or the red charm. Then Agent Sakuya appears and starts chasing them around until they blow up a cistern somewhere.

So Reimu takes the red charm. But isn't she dead? Nuh-UH! 'Cause Yuyuko is all like "oh no you DIDN'T, nigga!" and would Resurrection Butterfly her ass. That's how this shit works, right? I don't know, I haven't been paying attention, what with final PCB stage boiling down to GRAZE GRAZE GRAZE GRAZE THESE MOTHERFUCKING BUTTERFLY FUCKERS for me.

>>6040455

By this time the strands that keep Gensokyo glued together have started collapsing, as the entity is eating away at progressively larger portions of Gensokyo. Auxilliary structures such as Higan, Netherworld, the former underground hell, Moon Capital, shit like that, are either cut off or already gone. Panicking, the evil spirits flee the Netherworld and start wrecking the shit out of everything else.

Kanako and Suwako go down defending the Mountain, but Suwako knocks Sanae out and teleports her away or something. I mean, come on, she's a fucking goddess, she can do that, right?

Then Yuyuko would be all like "Youmu, I'm hungry, I'mma eat this monster".

And then monster is "no, Yuyuko, you are the snacks". And then Yuyuko was... errrm, deader than she'd previously been.

Then Youmu is fucking pissed and she charges the thing with her Shoryuken thingie. It was either that or disembowel herself, after all.

Then there is the mandatory touching (read: fapworthy) scene where Kaguya and Mokou make a stand against the monster together, finally devoured into nothingness, their regeneration/immortality, fantastic in origin, absorbed by the entity. Mokou's ultra-flames of entropy do manage to destroy a chunk of the monster.

Also Udonge gets tentacle raped somewhere along the way, if only to confirm the stereotype.

>>6040456
Then Utsuho shows up, managing to flee the reactor thingie just before it was shut off from the rest of Gensokyo, and unleashes righteous nuclear plasma fury. Unfortunately the Forest of Magic is annihilated in the process. The souls of the Youkai and humans living there a regrettable but necessary collateral damage. Utsuho herself kamikazes into the beast for the last explosion.

But is the monster finally stopped? You and me both saw enough cliche TV shows to know this was a "Noone could survive that" sort of explosion. And as we all know EVERYONE survives a fucking "noone could survive that" explosion.

It continues moving onwards like a giant black amoeba, everything is destroyed, spiritual fires burning around, random rips in spacetime itself opening and closing everywhere, and the last desperate stand is in front of the Hakurei temple, the sentinel separating the fantasy world from reality.

In the middle of it all someone with a hint of a brain left, possibly Aya because she strikes me as the kind of a bitch who'd do that, manages to wonder aloud whose fucking brilliant idea was it to focus all their attention of the past decade or more into a non-lethal danmaku+spellcard system instead of, you know, USEFUL DESTRUCTIVE STUFF.

The last stand crew would include Reimu, Marisa, Remilia, Flandre, Sakuya, Sanae, Suika etc.. The girls all have ripped clothes by now (naturally, durr), and unleash the most powerful powers they ever powered. In the tooth and nail battle, the girls do their best and most epic, like Flandre is fucking unleashed and makes the whole fusion explosion bit look like a cigarette lighter, Suika grows and the fully grown Suika unleashes mini-Suikas, each of these mini-Suikas being at least 3x as large as regular non-enlarged Suika because you can never have enough Suika, right? RIGHT? Oh also Sakuya stops time, throws knives, turns out time is a subset of Gensokyo reality and the monster eats it all, blah blah, epistemiological consequences noone cares about.

So alas, our heroines, having fought valiantly, are finally defeated. The monster is just about to devour them all and end the Hakurei shrine and Gensokyo once and for all.

But THEN Yukari shows up and goes like "Oh man, that was some *yawn* good sleep. Hey, what's going on here? An eldritch abomination is trying to eat Gensokyo out of existence? Huh. Fancy that."

Then she waves her fan or something.

Gap opens.

Monster falls into gap.

Everything's back to normal.

Game Over.

THAT'S HOW OVERPOWERED YUKARI IS.

Would any kind anon mind pointing me to some places where I could find Flandre h-doujins? Didn't think my request was worth starting a new thread, so I'll apologise in advance if this has offended anybody.

I've already checked RS. I remember /jp/ had this huge Touhou doujin database, so would anybody link me to that?

>>6040405
>WELL FUCK YOU, yours is only an interpretation of Yukari's power too (an interpretation that never actually shows up in any canon works, by the fuckin way)

Not from the games, but Perfect Memento in Strict Sense certainly seems to confirm Yukari's powers. Of course you can argue that Akyu is just being a slut and sucking Yukari's dick.

>>6040464
There are so many ways that other Touhous could have stopped that if Yukari's gaps would work.

Ability

The ability to manipulate boundaries is a terrifying ability capable of fundamentally undermining reality.

As you know, everything is built upon the existence of boundaries.

If there was no water surface, there could be no lake.

If there was no sky line, neither mountain nor sky could exist.

Were it not for the Great Barrier, even Gensokyo itself wouldn't exist.

If there were no boundaries, everything would probably exist as a single enormous object.

Thus, the ability to manipulate boundaries is an ability of logical creation and destruction.

It essentially creates a new being, or denies the existence of a being.

Among the abilities youkai are known to possess, this is one of the most dangerous, being comparable even to the power of gods.

She is also capable of going anywhere through a gap in space, whether it be her entire body or only a part of her.

It's said that this ability is not limited to physical space, but also applies to pictures, others' dreams, and even stories.

In addition, she is possessed of superhuman (*3) intellect, and is especially good at mathematics.

Furthermore, due to her long lifespan, she has a broad range of knowledge and experience.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Yukari_Yakumo

>>6040491

Silly Anon. Yukari doesn't have a dick, shes a girl!

>>6040477
http://ib.rotbrc.com/t-h/
http://www.gensokyo.org/
One for porn, one for SFW. That's all you need in life.

>>6040517
It's a metaphor, but Yukari can certainly change this with her powers if she wanted to.

>>6040361
Like...
You mean her face RIPS OFF and meets the sun at point blank range?

That's a bit mean.

But Yuuka could create a universe made out of an infinite amount of Yukaris that serve her.

It is canon that Eirin and her students are stronger than Yukari, though Kaguya isn't.

>>6040464
Yukari couldn't possibly create a gap that big.

St. slized

>>6040549
Do you mean that there's no canon that proves Kaguya > Yukari
or that there is canon that proves Yukari > Kaguya?

>>6040610
Yukari and Reimu together are almost certainly more powerful, though I think Yukari and Kaguya's special abilities alone are equal.