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All hail Trollkastel!

>escaped from the inescapable hell
That's the most stupid thing I've heard all day and I stopped reading here.

I'm not a teen girl, sorry.

1. Won against Lambdadelta once.
as if games made because of boredom are anything to go by
2. Escapd from inescapable hell.
if she escaped it's not inescapable, and Battler did it better than her
3. Trolled Battler into thinking that Beatrice is his real enemy.
She didn't troll anyone, she join mid-game, everything was Beatrice's scheme
4. Fueled Battler's will to fight since EP1.
this is bad how
5. Seen Battler naked and didn't give a fuck.
like a dozen other invitees
6. Trolled Ange into thinking that Eva is her real enemy.
Eva did it to begin with, since she didn't want to say Kyrie was the killer.
7. Searched through numerous kakeras to return Battler's soulles body to the game board.
what?
8. Turned Ange into mincemeat. Twice.
this is different from Beatrice's parties how
9. Searched through 2.500.000 kakeras to find one with Lion being accepted by Natsuhi...
10. ...to show him that he dies in that kakera anyway.
that's just waste of time on her part
11. Made Ange look at her mom murdering everyone and saying she didn't give two fucks about her own daughter.
that's not what happens, Battler said so
12. Fought against ex-SSVD boss and wiped floor with him.
detectives are not supposed to be powerful at fighting
13. Used swarm of black cats to devour Will and Lion.
this is her merit how
14. Erika? Who's that?
I was going to answer to that as well, but you obviously misnamed some character or something

are you one of those retards that like Higurashi for KILLER LOLIS XDDD? Because you're supposed to leave liking cruel characters behind once you're past adolescence rebel phase.

>2. Escapd from inescapable hell.
she never did. she's still in that hell, the whole umineko is just her delusion. at the end of the series she'll wake up from it and realise it was all just a pleasant dream, but it wasn't real and now it's over.

She's a pretty shitty character. Just another generic "I became evil because evil things was done to me" villain and there's pretty much nothing to her personality except that she's evil and doesn't care about anyone. Only reason people like her are because they're masochists.

Bernkastel can defeat Hokuto Shinken. Discuss.

People only like Bernkastel because is their dear Rika.

Don't fool yourself into searching for reasons.

>Only reason people like her are because she's a cute girl.

fixed.

>>6030121
>People only like Rika because is their dear Bern.

Time to flip some boards.

Bernkastel is low tier troll

>>6030136

"Good game, kid."

>>6030185

Your QUALITY slut pose is not sexy.

A permanetly turned on twintailed girl in school swimsuit would do better.
I think there was a character like this in Umineko...must be a dream.

>1. Won against Lambdadelta once.
Lambda sucks.
>2. Escapd from inescapable hell.
Hell designed to be escapable you mean. Erika tops her.
>3. Trolled Battler into thinking that Beatrice is his real enemy.
Battler did that all by himself. Beato pushed him along because doing so would get him closer to the truth.
>4. Fueled Battler's will to fight since EP1.
Battler saw her like twice.
>5. Seen Battler naked and didn't give a fuck.
Neither did Beato.
>6. Trolled Ange into thinking that Eva is her real enemy.
Ange already thought that herself.
>7. Searched through numerous kakeras to return Battler's soulles body to the game board.
No proof this was really much of an effort.
>8. Turned Ange into mincemeat. Twice.
Why is that awesome
>9. Searched through 2.500.000 kakeras to find one with Lion being accepted by Natsuhi...
She has too much time on her hands.
>10. ...to show him that he dies in that kakera anyway.
She was probably lying.
>11. Made Ange look at her mom murdering everyone and saying she didn't give two fucks about her own daughter.
This just makes her a dick.
>12. Fought against ex-SSVD boss and wiped floor with him.
She couldn't beat him in a real debate, she just sends plothax kittens against him. Also he was just a piece on her gameboard. Makes her about as awesome as someone setting up a gameboard and knocking the pieces down.
>13. Used swarm of black cats to devour Will and Lion.
Kittens.
>14. Erika? Who's that?
She's just mad Erika was better than her.

>Bern: Kyrie and Rudolf murdered Lion
>Will: You have no evidence supporting that
>Bern: Explosions, Willard, I ain't gotta explain shit

ffffffffffffffff

15.She is a lesbien

Bern will dere in ep8. I believe.

You forgot to add she fucks Lambdadelta.

>>6030238
When Battler will beat the shit out of her and send her to her hell. Too bad no one will care anymore.

Bern isn't even relevant to Umineko anymore. She was assangry that Battler reached the truth and saved Beatrice and disappeared to make her own little fan Umineko game where she tortures a Beatrice clone and takes out her anger on being thrown out of the real game's proceedings on her pieces. She won't even appear in episode 8.

>>6030268
Except she had stolen the gameboard and intends to make the cruelest game of all, because she still didn't play enough as a gamemaster.

>1. Won against Lambdadelta once.
Whoop-dee-shit.
>2. Escaped from inescapable hell.
She could and did escape. Surely, a wonderful feat.
>3. Trolled Battler into thinking that Beatrice is his real enemy.
Beato did that.
>4. Fueled Battler's will to fight since EP1.
Again, Beato did that. Bern did jack shit until EP4, and even then all she did was troll to her heart's content while contributing nothing.
>5. Seen Battler naked and didn't give a fuck.
Nobody did. He probably has micropenis anyway from all those steroids he took.
>6. Trolled Ange into thinking that Eva is her real enemy.
No, that was Ange being a bratty idiot.
>7. Searched through numerous kakeras to return Battler's soulless body to the game board.
Bullshit.
>8. Turned Ange into mincemeat. Twice.
Because that was just so necessary, right?
>9. Searched through 2.500.000 kakeras to find one with Lion being accepted by Natsuhi...
For once she does something goo--
>10. ...to show him that he dies in that kakera anyway.
FUCK HER. Well, at least it's probably bullshit anyway.
>11. Made Ange look at her mom murdering everyone and saying she didn't give two fucks about her own daughter.
That never happened.
>12. Fought against ex-SSVD boss and wiped floor with him.
If she had fought fairly, she probably would have lost or been forced into a stalemate because she never proved anything.
>13. Used swarm of black cats to devour Will and Lion.
She killed off the last couple worth shipping in Umineko, who were not only her pieces but were easily trolled moralfags. Surely, a wonderful feat; second only to stabbing a newborn to death with a sharpened pencil.
>14. Erika? Who's that?
The reason why Bern's piece-summoning rights should be revoked forever.

EP8 will be awesome when Battler starts smaking Bern around with his dick

dont forget she was also part of rika in higurashi

>>6030312
Bern just craves for a good dicking.

Why did Bern's personality change so much in the begining she was just a quiet and would make a few mean jokes now she is a real crrazy bitch.

>>6030328

She noticed you don't get the spotlight by just making a few mean jokes.

Why do you think she kills all her pieces? Pieces who casually are always on ranking's top.

>>6030328
She was always like this. In the beginning she was just bored as fuck and didn't particularly care about anything. Then she began to enjoy it more and more.

>>6030328
Because picture related.

>>6030343

The funny thing is...Bern was always top 10 at the EP 1 to 4 popularity polls even before she showed her true ugly colours..

I still believe she will be good in the end. That would be the biggest troll ever.

>>6031118
You are retarded.

Oh OP what you should have said was
Setup Ange to have horrible life, ruining eva's life too, which would then ultimately lead her meta form to mince herself to save battler (who you're also trolling), who then goes about torturing/killing his lover/beneficiary for doing something that you actually setup.

Note: Bern doesn't have a "trolled" sprite. only trollface sprite.

Who also wants 34xbern les/futari porn

>>6030533

>true ugly colors

>ugly

WHAT THE FUCK

>>6031189
They have a hidden dildo in their asses.

>>6031189
I want rape by faceless men or goats.

vc: owns

>>6031244
Your desire is granted.

>>6031242
Bern has a tail plug.

>>6031244
I want one where she has consensual sex in the missionary position with Akasaka

>>6031278
While Rika is forced to watch?

>>6031290
So reverse NTR between two versions of the same character? Sounds good to me.

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>>6030185
>bern has striped socks
What the fuck is this shit?

>>6031317
The second image is based on the original version of the first image, which has Lambda and Beatrice as well. The outfits Lambda and Bern are wearing are variants of Beatrice's outfit, which has striped socks. The part that may have confused you is that Lambda's normal outfit already has striped socks.

Sure are angry anti-Bern in here.

>>6031736
you can't expect a retarded list ranting about how she's the most powerful and perfect in the OP to go unchallenged.

>>6031753
>about how she's the most powerful and perfect

OP only said for why she's awesome.

>>6029931
>Turned Ange into mincemeat. Twice.

...Twice?

Bern is garbage.

This 5 GET proves it.

>>6033333

Problem, /jp/?

>>6033333
GET

>>6033333
welp

>>6033333

>>6033333
yup

>>6033333
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>6033333

FUCK

>>6033333
well it wasn't a 5

efg, oh you

>>6033333
EPIC

>>6033333
FUCK

>>6033333

Oh lawdy

>>6033333
Appropriately, /b/ manages to succeed and fail at the same time.

>>6033361

ok guys its over come back in 633333 posts

>>6033361

KING OF FAGGOTS

IS YOUR FAGGOT LEVEL UNLIMITED

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>>6033359

Holy crap, KoG managed to get 9 people from /vp/ to come over here.

What a bunch of bakas.

>>6033333
How do people do this...
I never see epic fail guy fail at this.
5 threes...

>>6033403
OH SHI-

>>6033399

>bakas
>99

I see what you did there.

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>>6033403

Screencapped to post in future "You Rage, You Lose" threads

DAILY

KOG

METARAID

>>6033333

that's nice, but check out these trips

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>>6033444

>bern thread hijacked with KoG faggotry

I wonder if OP is contemplating deleting his thread or is too busy laughing at it.

I don't this one. He didn't get fives, he got threes; it doesn't matter that there's five of them - they still ain't fives.

Is KoG diluting his own notorious legacy for some kind of mediocrity?

>>6033454

KoG's /a/ legacy remains untouched. He didn't have a legacy outside of /a/.

How do people even know what number they're going to get when they post?

>>6033454
This shit was interesting once, but it quickly lost its charm after the third time he did it.
And then there were those /b/ children with this "doubles XD" shit. It's almost like they didn't know that 4chan has post numbers that go up every time someone makes a post.

Nowadays, on some retarded boards, nearly every discussion can be destroyed because someone "got double/triples/whatever" on their post. It's kinda sad.

>>6033471

They're wizards.

>>6033475
Yeah, at least KoG only did it to one thread at a time and was pretty well contained. At the apex of cancer (Friday when the kiddies are out of school), nearly every thread on a board can be plagued with it.

>>6033471
It's either luck or a fast connection+furious F5'ing+board being slow.
And that makes it even more hilarious.

>>6033482
I could see a 5-minute animated short about it.

>>6033489

holy crap this thread is full of gets

>>6033252
And here i'm still wondering when exactly was the second time that Ange became a hamburger.

These fives are friggen mine.

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>>6033555

We're going to look back on these posts in the /jp/ archive years from now after /b/ has overrun this board and realize how good we have it now.

>>6033553

In EP7 Tea party after Bern showed Ange the "truth" of what happened in the island

>>6033569
...So why did Ange die again? Did Bern just kill her for laughs, or was her existence denied or something?

>>6033618

Bern killed her for the laughs. She already fullfilled trolling Ange with the "truth" therefor she has no use for Ange therefore she turned ange back to mincemeat

>>6033567

We're not being overrun by /b/, these kids are not from /b/.