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Generous use of this.

Rape the mother.

>>602511
Fuck the corpse, eat the girl, sell the car

tell her I'm sorry and drive her home

That doesn't make sense. Was the loli driving the car? Or are her tears the gift?

Fuck the car, eat the corpse, sell the girl

>>602511
Wait, the loli dies or the mother dies?

Tell the cops im her relative and kidnap her, only to mass rapez her 24/7 then sell her off once im bored.

Heartless anon's are heartless.

>>602530
No, the mother got run over by a car and dice.

>>602575
Did you get the numberplate on that dice?

>>602583
It said something about "Bel-Air"

>>602545
gb2/trying to resurrect your mom/

>>602598
JESUS CHRIST DESU, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!

>>What do you do?

Pretty simple really...

>>602511
I'd ask her for the source.

Lick the tears off her face and force her to watch me rape her dead mother before having my way with her.

>>602713
I was thinking of using a Res potion but
this is fine too

Reset. Always works.

>>602511
Suddenly, every anon realized what today was.

>>602713
I thought evil clerics only got Slay Living.

Use a Phoenix Down

Only because it's mother's day: Call an ambulance (dead people still need removing from roads) then kneel down and try to comfort her as best I can, maybe positioning myself between here and the corpse so she doesn't have to stare at her mother's remains.

Any other day: Call an ambulance and wait for the deliciously tragic drama to come, posting about it on /b/ after the fact with pics for many lulz.

>>602511

I would uhhh "take her home" if you know what I mean.

fuck the girl, eat the car, sell the corpse

Bury the mother on a hillside outside of town, adopt the loli and train her in the ways of assassination, use the car to give her the information on her mother's killer for her final test before I take her as my partner.

I'd take pics of the corpse, fuck the corpse, fuck the loli, kill the loli and then fuck it again, take pics of the loli and then fuck the car. Sell the car and post the pics on the Interweb with 'pwned' or something to that effect on it. I have sex, money and lulz all in one

>>603149
>posting about it on /b/ after the fact with pics for many lulz.

God damn it, /jp/.

Take the loli home and take care of her.
Then adopt her and raise her to be a good person.

I take the corpse and the loli home with me. I have the corpse stuffed by a taxidermist. I have it positioned on all fours so that I can use it as a stool. Then I sit on it and force the loli to fellate me while her dead mother's glassy eyes stare back at her from beneath my genitals.

>>603391
By take home I mean rape and good person I mean slut.

I'd get out of the car and go "Oh, my bad, didn't see her. Want some candy, little girl?"

Then she'd say yes because kids fucking love candy, and then I'd take her back to my house and post pics of her bathing with me to /b/.

I would wrap the loli around her dead mum with super glue/rope/sellotape, whatever is around and laugh at the corpse rotting away and the loli screaming... Beats crappy TV

Grab the corpse and the loli, go to my house, rape the corpse, kill the loli by rape, rape the loli corpse.

Run over by a car? Sounds hot, leave the loli there, rape the corpse

>>603391
This and since I'm young and live by myself maybe the loli will fall in love with me and be a willing participant when slightly older? =3

I'd go after the guy who ran over her mum, upon catching him I'd horribly murder him. Then I'd return and call an ambulence to take the mum away, and I'd ask the loli if she knows her dad's number. I'd turn the Loli over to the most approprate legal gaurdian and attend the mother's funeral.

>>603588
Winrar of the thread.

>>603588
You should probably call the ambulance first.

what does it cost to get your mother back ?

a arm and a leg

>>603773
Lol

>>603773
>your brother's body

1) Rape mother

2) Violate loli

3) Eat car

In that order.

>>603773
Oh wow, I understood it immediately, but thought "no that can't be what he's referring to, this isn't /a/." Then I realized, fuck this is still /jp/.