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6025425 No.6025425 [Reply] [Original]

Pick up that can.

>> No.6025429
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6025429

no

>> No.6025439

Excuse me, what did you say? "PKKRP SHRRT KRRN"?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR COMBINE VOICE SYNTHESIZER YOU JACKASS METROCOP

>> No.6025445
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>>6025429
>>6025439

>> No.6025446

If you exit the door and move fast enough you can just bypass that fool.

>> No.6025448

Oh fuck, I was playing HalfLife today too.

>> No.6025452

>>6025446
Why not just throw it at him?

>> No.6025453

What happens if you kick him in the nuts?

>> No.6025463

>>6025453

1. You're confusing Gordon Freeman with Duke Nukem.

2. Gorden can't attack at this point in the game anyway.

3. Combine have no need for pitiful genitalia.

>> No.6025466

>>6025463

Oh I forgot

4. He hits you with his stun baton.

>> No.6025476

>>6025453
He doesn't have any.

>> No.6025479

I'll give 5 bucks to anyone who can point out the dissonance between the image and the OP's statement.

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>>6025466
>my face when I run away

>> No.6025485

>>6025479

The can isn't knocked down yet?

>> No.6025544
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>>6025484
Fat fucks like you always run like cowards.

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"k" (Let's do what he says. It might have soda.)

>> No.6025575

metrocops are human morans, combine soldiers are the human/alien hybrids

>> No.6025577

I ran around the station with him chasing me for a good five minutes.

I didn't know where to go, was in too much of a panic to find the exit, yet didn't want to get beaten. Running around the velvet ropes was a giggle though, I wanted to mess up his path finding so he couldn't chase me but no dice.

>> No.6025628

>>6025425
ent_setname Douchebag
ent_fire Douchebag ignite

Euit the console. Enjoy.

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