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QUALITY THREAD

/jp/ is overflowing with QUALITY right now.

Because she's the miko of the shrine for the goddess of giant wooden dildos.

Sanae is human

Therefore she is a slut. What more could you possibly ask for?

Her ancestor is a slut, so she is one.

Come now. I'm a white knight Sanaefag, and even I don't try the whole "GUYS ITS NOT CANON" argument.

>>6008860
>white knight HURP DURP DERPA DERP
Wrong definition, idiot.

>>6008859

Not this shit again.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/indirect

Number seven.

>>6008888

>>6008888
Oh? Please, enlighten me to the proper definition, then.

She has huge breasts that means she is a huge slut.
Yes, that applies to your mother too.

>>6008899
Triple doubles?!

>>6008893
I won't. You are fucking idiot and I won't waste my words in explaining it, to such an imbecile. Go ahead and samefaggotry, answer your own question, or call one of your faggot friends. I wonder if all this shitposter are from bunbunmaru and hotglue...

>>6008888
>>6008899

>>6008900
>>6008899
>>6008888

>>6008909
Your samefag detector is in need of repairs.
You also seem upset about something. What's wrong?

Alright, bubs, why is everyone talking about my Sanae like she's on display or something? She's mine. Not Truman's, not Churchill's. She is reserved for me.

>>6008939
It's you. You are the reason I am upset. You and all the shitposters that have invaded /jp/. I don't know why you are here, and I don't care. But do GET THE FUCK OUT.

>>6008962

>>6008962
I've probably been around longer than you, friend.

>>6008970

>>6008974
I really doubt it. I am the author of so many daily reposts that if you knew, you would hopefully kill yourself.

>>6008995
>the author of so many daily reposts
...and I'm the shitposter here?

>>6009006
Problem?

>>6009025
Seems pretty hypocritical.

>>6009042
Really?

>>6009052
Ahh... There you are, Sanae... How about you give good ol' Roosevelt a kiss?

>>6009159
What? No! Who are you!?

>>6009159
>>6009168
No. Neither Sanae nor Franklin deserve more of this shitty roleplay.

>>6009183

>>6009168
Come on, Sanae... We've only been in love for a year and three months now.

>>6009216
Oh.
No, really, who are you?

>>6009227

>>6009227

Who am I..?

Um... It's alright Sanae, it seems that you are suffering from a bit of amnesia. Everything is going to be alright, honey.

Truman! Someone get a doctor!

Nothing, she was just in every single game since her appearance, so people assumed she was sucking ZUN's dick. Aya too.

I don't think they're in Fairy Wars though, so that may have broken the Slut Chain. She's still a slut though. The Japanese agree, don't bother them about it.

>>6009263
You're a weird one. Probably another one of those slut-meme guys.
Whatever. Go away.

>>6008836

She's a girl from modern-day Japan, where most teenage girls are highly unlikely to retain their virginity. Putting her in a world full of lesbians is probably going to make her crazy for any cock she manages to come across.

>>6009283
I never understood this. Sanae's been in 3 games in a row, and was playable in 1, so she's a slut. Sakuya's been in 4 in a row, playable in 3, but she's not a slut.
What?

>>6009283

Ah, but you still can't forget, TH12.8 introduced a new slut into the playing field.

If everyone in gensokyo is gay, then Rinnosuke must be very lonely, being the only guy.

Is SLUT SLUT SLUT known everywhere or is just another forced meme on jp

>>6009293
I understand the first part, but the second part is as canon as all Touhous wanting human villager penis in their ass, pussies and mouths every hour of every day.

>>6009300

The thing is, it's not just about the amount of games a character has been in, it's also their personalities as well. Sakuya is often portrayed as a rather stuck-up
person who only goes for Remilia, so she's more of a lesbo rather than a slut.

>>6009305
>little girl(ish)
>slut

I like where this is going.

>>6009309
I thought we've been through this. Not everyone in Gensokyo is gay, more like a lot of them are probably straight, and around half are males.

>>6009300
Because the fags who were into it back then wanted Touhou to be a EoSD/PCB/IN circlejerk forever and ever and were heartbroken that none of their waifus were in MoF but THAT SLUT AYA was.

>>6009300
She's from the first game on Windows. It wasn't out of the ordinary to see her playable at the time. Sanae is a newcoming that nobody cared about and won her way into ZUNs heart out of nowhere.

>>6009305
No, Cirno is a veteran. She's been through a lot, and I'm surprised she didn't get her own game sooner. Of course, there are other characters that deserve their own games as well, but seeing how many games Cirno has been in, she kinda earned a spotlight.

>>6009285
Don't you remember, Sanae? It was 1941, and I saved you from those dirty men who were out to rape you, and brought you home to America, were you could be safe.

Do you remember the commissioning of the Sanae class aircraft carrier? Here's a picture of when the first one that was built. We even had brunch on its deck one day.

>>6009326
She's over 60 years old.

>>6009283
>She's still a slut though. The Japanese agree, don't bother them about it.
A lot of them also agree that Touhous can suck cock like pros and enjoy getting double penetrated by faceless dudes.

>>6009334
That's why I said (ish).

>>6009329
Oh your said Sanae. Whatever, my post is still true.

>>6009309
Oh, hey look. It's Reimu from the official manga being canonically interested in a man in some way.

>>6009331
Youmu was some nobody that suddenly became playable. Is she a slut?

>>6009356
Not even I would get near that filthy thing you call a miko.

>>6009357
She was in a game where EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER was playable.

>>6009331

What do you mean? Cirno is a slut, just like Meiling.

One day, a random pervert came to Cirno and exploited her simple-mindedness by tricking her into playing a new "game". Once the sucky-fucky was over with, she wanted to "play" some more.

That random pervert was none other than ZUN himself.

>>6009356
That was so forced. Nice try, ZUN, but nobody bought that one.

Sanae makes a much better protagonist than Sakuya.

>>6009357

Youmu is a slut-in-training. Yuyuko's still training her in the ways of the slut.

Whore.

>>6009364

>>6009369
We have free trips for the Nile River this time of year. You sound like you'd want one.

>>6009366
Two games, actually. In fact, following that logic, the only windows games that have more characters than Reimu/Marisa and don't have EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER being playable are PCB and UFO.

>>6009368
Grand Master ZUN once dreamed that he was a Touhou. When he awoke he exclaimed:

"I don't know whether I am ZUN dreaming that I am a little girl, or a little girl dreaming that I am ZUN! "

>>6009366
>>6009392
Stop talking about Yukari like that.

>>6009378
So from what I'm getting, all playable characters are sluts, except for Sakuya for no real reason.
You people are nuts.

>>6009402

But Yukari IS a slut.

What, you think someone with such a wild personality like her would be the kind of person who sleeps almost all the time? Of course not. Most of the time, she goes around, gapping men from the outside world, and fucks their brains out.

>>6009403
I'm okay with this.

Someone post that picture of Sanae doing the の‿の face.

With great haste!

>>6009408
That's not the joke I was making.

>>6009412

I think most of you guys forget that most Touhous are over 100 years old. If you expect them to go over 100 years without ever having sex once in their life, you're funny.

If anything, I'd say the humans are the least likely cast to be sluts.

Pic related. It's slutty old hag who's been sexually backed up for over 100 years and is trying to get a poor teenaged girl to relieve her sexual tension.

>>6009403

No, not necessarily.

Alice is a bitch and Remilia is a domineering lesbo.

Marisa is a thief and Reimu is a whore who only has sex if you donate to her shrine (sluts are supposed to be free).

So yeah, the only playable characters in TH08 that are full-blown sluts are Yuyuko and Yukari.

>>6009436
>If you expect them to go over 100 years without ever having sex once in their life, you're funny.
I'm well on my way, it can't be that hard.

>>6009408
Say it again in red!

>>6009430
Ack! This didn't go quite after my plans. I needed the cropped version.

>>6009450
So crop it.

>>6009444
Go back in time and make sure that you get born again without a Y chromosome and tell me if you can last 100 years of purity when you've got guys throwing money at you to kiss your womb.

All touhoes are lesbian sluts.

>>6009447

Okay.

>>6009436
Oh, I'm not saying a lot of Touhous haven't had sex, or even that a lot of Touhous have had sex with only one man. I'm arguing against the whole cock-starved cum-guzzling whore image people apply to some of them. Pic related.

...or maybe youkai have different attitudes about sex or don't have a sex drive and really are 1000 year old virgins. Whatever.

>>6009459
>all touhous are cock loving sluts
FTFY. Makes the ragefaps better.

All Touhous are sluts.
Therefore, all sluts are Touhous.

Discuss.

>>6009443
Again,
>You guys are nuts.

>this thread

So has Sanae recovered from her amnesia yet?

Aren't youkai supposed to be the fair folk? If that's true then they most certainly are not virgins.

>>6009469
>all touhous are futa cock loving sluts
fixd.

>>6009475
NO
FUCK YOU
GO DIE
OH WAIT, LOL!

>>6009482
None of them are futa in canon and in a lot of the doujins so your point is moot.

>>6009475
>>6009333
I'm terribly sorry mr. President. I think she too busy getting fucked right now to reply.

>>6009475
Have you recovered from your delusions yet?

The Japanese made this image.

>>6009474
Suwako has wise words.

Best listen to them.

>all touhous are cock loving sluts

At least no one abuses or talks bad about my Suwako.

>>6009658
>HEY EVERYONE CALL SUWAKO A SLUT SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHITPOST

WARM THREAD

>>6009666
>666

Nice try, Satan. Troll harder.

>>6009666
>666

Nice try, Satan. Troll harder.

>>6009556
THAT'S GOING TO FUCKING FAR

>>6009475
>>6009658
I'm sorry gentlemen, but me and Sanae are living quite well together.

Off you go now.

>>6009708
Truman, you bastard, I already told you that Sanae is my love. Who made you Vice President, anyway?

Alright...

Where is Allday's pictures he said he was going to make?

>>6009745
Roosevelt, you don't know when to give up, do you?
You should just up and die already, don't worry, I'll protect Sanae.

Sanae es mi mujer

Ran es mi noble mujer!
She's a fox, I'm a Fox.

>>6009805
Sanae is the waifu of the people

Enjoy your slut.

>>6009797
You know, I thought we were friends, Truman. I thought that we were pals. Are we really going to let a woman get in between our friendship?

You know I love her, and that we're going through hard times...

>this thread

The world is getting sluttier. While the big-shots sits on their asses, arguing whoever has the rightful claim of slutty "waifus", the one slut sluttier the the other slut, I tend to get a message out - we need to bring down the sluttiness, or else our very earth will become a filthy manifestation of the slut in everything slutty. I will continue to give you this message as long as it takes. We need to bring back the pure and the innocence of this world; some consequenses of global-slutty, like the Sanae fenomenon, might not be in our power to fix - unless we act now.

>>6009867
No picture, no credibility. I'll delete this post when you fix yours.

>>6009867
I forgot my picture... Damnit, not again!

>>6009805
>>6009824
Dediquemos nuestros rezos a la virgen Suwako

>this thread

>>6009867
>like the Sanae fenomenon
The what?

>>6009888

"Los tengo a todos identificados"

>>6009888
But Suwako and I already...

>>6009873
I'm telling you, old friend, that's why you always fail it. You couldn't even get your hands on either of the Aki sisters if you ever tried. Don't get cold feet, though - you were the greatest laugh of my NEET days as pres.

>>6009873
I'm telling you, old friend, that's why you always fail it. You couldn't even get your hands on either of the Aki sisters if you ever tried. Don't get cold feet, though - you were the greatest laugh of my NEET days as pres.

Stop this shit

>>6009912
Al Gore, huh? That's quite a mix-up.

>>6009912
IT'S A COVERUP. IT'S A COVERUP IT'S A COVERUP.

Felt bad, man
them capthas

>>6009916
No

>>6009907
La puta que te pario!

>NACK

>>6009932
You better stop

>>6009948
It's not me, but it's midly amusing.

It is shit as well though.

>>6009944
>anonymous

>>6009956
Ok then.

>>6009930
Fuck you, media dog.

Really /jp/? Roleplaying? Roleplaying with historical figures?

>>6009479
I don't get the logic here.

At least Kanako and I are having a great time.

Still no allday? I need those pictures.

Can Someone explain to me what this WWII x Touhou shit is, or where it came from?

I gave up on all the other pictures, I couldn't find any good hentai I could shoop.

>>6010396
>Can't find good hentai

That sounds almost impossible as having no touhou on /jp/ for a day.

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.

>>6010396
NOOOOOO!

NOW YUUKA WILL DEVOUR MY SOUL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!

*Evil Yuuka laugh in the background*

>>6010449

Love you, Joseph ~♥

>>6010449
>*Evil Yuuka laugh in the background*
Just stop. The joke has gone too far.
Your acting like someone who should be prowling the forums of Gaia.

>>6010504
>Greentext.

You sound like you belong back on /b/, kiddo.

>>6010514
Actually, Green text is used to quote. He used it correctly.

Also found this in my vast porn archives. Don't know why it was there

>>6010514
It's used for quoting, idiot.
I'm not some fool who uses it to make fun little stories for others to read.

>>6010527
Nice try, Samefag futa hater troll. Come back when you've matured passed 9 years old.

>>6010543
It seems like you're the one who belongs on /b/.
I will not waste my time trying to talk to you any longer. Clearly it would be useless.

>>6010552
I could say the same to you chap. I'm just surprised that you get up every morning just to shove your e-wang at others and call them "Shitposters" when they are actually contributing to the board.

You also tend to keep the /a/ people in here longer than need be whenever they make a troll thread by replying in their thread.

Need a protip to stop being a douche?

Protip: Hide the threads that you don't like, so you don't have to start a ruckus or troll others.

>>6010575
I didn't plan to respond any further as I mentioned in my last post but now I feel as if I must.
I can assure you that I do not get up every morning just to shove my e-wang at others and call them "Shitposters" when they are actually contributing to the board.
I learnt to tolerate this roleplay business that you and your friends seem to be playing but when you start going *evil cackle* well... it just puts us on the same level as websites like gaia. I'm not trying to say we should be strict rule enforcers. WhiteRen's nonsense is just as bad. But if we head in that direction we will just end up in a cesspool of emoticons and *actions* and no one wants that.
Also, I haven't replied to any of the /a/ threads. Even they do not sink to the level of *slaps you with a fish* or other bullshit like that.
This one will be my last post unless you have any questions. I believe I have explained my views fully though.
Oh, and about the filter thing? Usually I can take it easy but that was an eyesore.

>>6010636
Proof that you are a troll. Thanks. I'm done.

Also:

>implying that i samefag threads with WWII x Touhou nonsense.

>>6008836
source of pic?

>>6010766

Why don't you check your slut mom's vagina you stupid shit.

>>6010766
It's Happy Life by Omchicken

Sanae roleplayer here.

I'm not one to talk about not shitting up the board, but >>6010636 is absolutely right. There are standards to these things.
I-if y-you k-k-know what I m-m-m-mean
*shifty eyes*

>>6010870
>Implying you aren't also a shitposter

>>6010889
>I'm not one to talk about not shitting up the board
Way to read, bro.

>>6010904