/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you've never seen a crane game before?

It's pretty obvious, anon.

it's a crane game with waterproofing

duh

>>6007373

A crane game with live lobsters. Are lobsters that cheap in Japan?

>>6007377
>doesn't know how crane games work

>>6007373
>>6007374

watashi no baka

I don't know if I want to eat something coming from one of those.
Chance are those lobesters have aids or something.

>>6007385
Actually, I'm more concerned with the consequences of succeeding; namely the angry lobster jutting out near your genitals with the fury of a thousand suns.

>>6007377
i'd like to see you catch one of these badboys with a crane, they can move up to 115km/h when agitated
the game is obviously ripping you off like all other crane games

Poor Lobsters ;_;

Besides, what happens when you do catch one? You have a live fricking lobster and no-where to put it?

>>6007402
>they can move up to 115km/h when agitated
the game is obviously ripping you off like all other crane games

That's what I was thinking.

Wouldn't it be easier just flush them down?

1: that claw looks weak as hell.

2: the shape of the lobster's body won't allow it to get caught; it can't really grip onto them properly.

3: any time any living thing gets caught by something larger than itself, it struggles to escape.

4: if you actually manage to grab one, it will meet massive resistance when it hits the surface of the water and very likely drop - it also becomes far heavier at that point.

5: if you use epic hax to win at the game, you are rewarded with a pissed off giant bug that isn't cooked.

>>6007408

eat it raw?

Unwinnable games are supposedly illegal, so chances are those lobsters are half-dead or something.

Lol, they have these in the states baka gaijin

>>6007425
Raw? That's just hard mode.
This is Lunatic. The lobster is of course ALIVE

Only middle schoolers eat their lobsters cocked

I want a Marine catcher

>>6007408

Why you put it in someone's pants of course!

>>6007446
This is true.
When I was in middle school, I would have someone cock my lobster while I ate it.

>>6007460
>>6007446
Damn spell correction

It works like a UFO catcher, the only difference being that you shall ask the cook to stew the lobster if you catch it.

>>6007460
>>6007446
samefag

I've seen these in the US too...in fact Gordon Ramsay installed one of them in one of the Kitchen Nightmare restaurants located in Manhatten.

*BONUS* Other live stuff I got from UFO machines while in Japan:

- A kabuto beetle
- 2 fish
- a hermit crab

>>6007484
No

Two interacting posts isn't always the same person.

>>6007408
>Besides, what happens when you do catch one?

The lobster transforms into a cute girl and demands you take responsibility for catching her. Moreover, due to poor caring conditions, most of those lobsters are infected with shell disease, so she'll never be able to molt again and will eternally stay as a sickly little girl unable to grow up.

Should you decide to not eat her, she'd be moved by your decision and help you to the best of her ability, eventually falling in love with you. However, she'd have poor self-esteem, thinking herself unsightly and unworthy of you due to her disease that manifests as black spots of rot all over her shell despite her cute human half.

You get the opportunity to slowly clean her shell over months and confess to her, with her coyly asking if you're okay with a clumsy girl like her, and would live happily ever after as husband and wife.

If this happens, you should tease her by bringing her to a swimming pool (since she can't molt and will stay as a young girl, a school swimsuit is necessary. ) and watching her try to swim (adult lobsters cannot really do so. )

>>6007484
Your detector needs repairing.

>>6007491
I will never catch a lobster ;_;

>>6007358
Have a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r4SbFEIKuo

>>6007491
Anon, just think about all the time you've wasted writing this shit.

>>6007491
I was touched.
And at this point all that seems to make perfect sense.

Lobsters are the ugliest underwater creatures. Fucking sea spider looking things.

My grandparents used to bring live lobster for family dinners. They're fun to play with before you cook them.

>>6007487
What are you talking about, sea spiders look awesome.

Speaking of them, they're interesting in that they hatch only as heads. They grow the rest of their bodies later, like real life versions of yukkuri.

>>6007533
What are you talking about, sea spiders look awesome.

Speaking of them, they're interesting in that they hatch only as heads. They grow the rest of their bodies later, like real life versions of yukkuri.