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Only if it's a Meta car with air conditioning.

> Battler against Takano
> messed up plot
> messed up doujins
Sounds interesting.

>>6006284
You know why Takano keeps holding her tits all the time in her sprite?

*Points with finger, hammer noise* They're FAKE! I say that as Breast Meister!

>>6006289
Come here Battler-sama!
*grabs dick, randum noise*
XD

>>6006293
> non-elitist sentence
> XD
You're free to get out of /jp/ and never ever come back.

>>[Why don't we speak in my car?]

>>6006289
My tits is so heavy~

[Why don't we speak in my car?]

>>6006293
lamo you made my day thhhdanks
captcha: fumbated creative
mood: happy
listening to: linkin park

Hey Batora let`s play riddles!

Hypothesis: Ooishi would not have been able to transport a car to the island. When he says "car" in this context, he must be referring to something else.

>>6006316
Aaaaah, it's useless! It's all useless!

Too heavy, too round, too big! Way too suspicious-looking!

Though, if you let me touch them, I could start trusting you instead of piercing through them with my blue truth!

No one can resist Mr. Delicious.

Delicious Battler/Takano is delicious.
Any art fag who wants to draw this?

Now I ship it. Don't worry I'll kick myself out of /jp/ on my own

>>6006319
Uuuoooooooohhhhh! Mr Ooishi! I've just found a corpse under the rain by the mansion! And I have no fucking idea of who it is!

>>6006335
Oh, you want to know the truth! Here's a riddle! When Rika died and Satoko before her death they saw something big and round! What is this?

>>6006386
Agh, now that's hardly precise...

Eh... how about this! No, they can't be small bombs... Doctor Nanjo? No, that can't be either. George's face? No, impossible...

I know! *points* Cauliflower! With small bombs inside!

*Shoots blue lightnings*

>>6006386
Your tits?

>>6006416
Ha ha ha Battler, have you further and further away from reality!

* There kick to the Battler`s face with leg *

They saw it on themselves! Always when he died! Big and round and round - sloping. THAT IS NO TITS!

* Lies on Battler *

>>6006446
NO TITS? I know how to deal with the likes of you already.

It's useless! Repeat it in red! "What Satoko and Rika saw before they died weren't your tits! Which are fake!"

>>6006446
I refuse to explain. Say it in red!

>>6006471
Uaaaaaah? That's completely unfair! I can't fight myself in a "repeat it in red" tennis match! Are you trying to lead us to an eternal stalemate?

I said repeat that in red! TAKANOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*Thunder*

Please stop roleplaying with yourself. It's not funny, it's just embarassing.

>>6006494
>>6006466
Sorry 'bout that, it's just an imaginary you that has suddenly hijacked my main personality for a second. Never mind that, it happens.

>>6006499
Sup Meido-sama

>>6006466
They saw this * red * is beyond my boobs! This round thing is respected and feared by humans!

And it ... had in common with ... lantern! Oh, Battler, I would have to kick you on the head.

Damn kids, take your roleplays back to Gaia.

>>6006546
Respected? Feared? Lantern?

...The moon?

...Ronove, bring some black tea. My brain is about to explode.

>>6006592
Ooh you know, you know! But what it gave you?

All this time, after all was something strange!

* Takano shows the vision of the scene *

Nanjo and Dlanor dancing in a circle and mixed paper. Siestas shoot into the bushes. From there, someone is watching. Maria closes her eyes.

Well, here's the answer, but try to understand it! Ha ha ha! "

>>6006605
>Nanjo and Dlanor dancing in a circle and mixed paper.
I suppose those two would be actually in good terms. But what are they doing with that mixed paper? Trying to create closed rooms?
>Siestas shoot into the bushes.
What for? Those bitches, I bet Evatrice is screwing around again and sending them to kill the lovers. She wants the monopoly for mixed paper-created closed rooms.
>From there, someone is watching. Maria closes her eyes.
I understand nothing. Ronove, more tea, please.

And I still think your tits are fake.

>>6006289
>I say that as Breast Meister!

>>6006629
Oh Battler! Ha ha ha will have to sit on you!

All the characters have something to hide! There's a reason uncanny magic events on the island! Who is hiding in the bushes? Why? Why did Maria not want to see the truth? Each mystery have the reason! What is the cause of events on the island?

I'll be stronger and stronger torment you if you do not guess!

Umineko roleplaying thread?
I am such a witch xD

>>6006669
>Who is hiding in the bushes? Why? Why did Maria not want to see the truth?
What about this? Maria didn't actually want to "see" the truth just because Beatrice told her to close her eyes while she made a "magic trick to make Nanjo and Dlanor disappear"! She too wants to create closed rooms with mixed paper, it's been proven to be one of the most effective ways to do so and lie about it like a bitch! Also, that way, Maria's life could be spared! It's a trick she used already!

Repeat it in red! The person in the bushes is one of the 17 people in Rokkenjima and not from somewhere else!

Do it, Witch of the Syndrome, Takano!

>>6006706
I guarantee this as a the Witch of Might! Hide in the bushes for more than two people from 17! Reason magical events described in this scene!

... At that time, as Shanon massages breast of Nanjo, Dlanor and Virgilia read the instructions. As soon as they perform them, the moon rises and falls Nanjo dead in the bath. All 17 people are dead - killed by Siestas of The Rule!

Wow this thread is awful.

QUALITY THREAD

Awesome thread!

>>6006812
You trying to make me believe this thing? That Nanjo, Virgilia, Dlanor and Shannon are actually the culprit and their accomplices, killing everyone by letting the moon fall from the sky through a strange magic ritual? Don't make me laugh! The killings are made by humans and without any kind of magic and I'll tell you how!

The culprit and their accomplices are at the forest, with Grandpa's heirloom papers. But there's someone else at the woods.

Beatrice wants to keep Kinzo's heirloom for herself to keep having continuity as the Golden Witch. Evatrice, who is there for who knows what reason, also wants it.

Having Kinzo's heirloom would also grant the bearer the power to create closed rooms, since it's made of "mixed" paper after all. Everyone there is interested in it!

"Dlanor" and "Virgilia" are reading the heirloom in search of a solution for the riddle of the witch while "Shannon" is doing something dirty with "Nanjo". It's no magic or anything. Nanjo is sexy enough to make Shannon do that. So she keeps rubbing his breasts.

The problem comes with the people at the bushes and who shot them. Sacrifices for the Moon-summoning ritual? Bullshit! It's all useless! If you say there are two or more people at the bushes the question is still unclear!

The Siesta sisters are represented by traitor snipers between the culprits who want the gold all for themselves!
They're sent by Evatrice, which is the main traitor who sent them!

How many people are left to be killed in the bushes then? I really don't know since I'm not sure about the number of traitors in there. The Siestas fire at the people in the bushes, kill them and the four with the heirloom notice the sound, so they run away. But the "Sisters" are faster than them and they get killed never the less.

Maria is hiding near there; she closes her eyes because Beatrice told her to do so. She's the only survivor of the tragedy, alongside the traitors.

Evatrice kills the rest of the traitors with her sneak arts and then gets the papers. Now she can create closed room murders, but what use is there for them now since everyone is dead but her in the island?

Everyone but Maria. They have a fight in the end, and because of a misfortune, Evatrice falls to the sea and dies.

Maria picks up the heirloom papers and writes the story of Rokkenjima. She sends the paper as a message in a bottle.

Maria and Beatrice ascend to the Golden Land.

This thread is fucking horrible

>>6006890
Aha-ha haha Buttler I will torment you for a long time! I'll sit on you and I will swing his legs, yes!

People in the bushes was suspected on the content of papers and disappeared! Then siesta fired a volley because Natsuhi ran to the magic boat. But no one is safe! Eva-Beatrice laughed, laughed and fell down!

I say red * holes arrows siesta looked like the usual shot gun *

Eva-Beatrice went to break the more important air-conditioner in the basement, but was prevented by Virgila. They swore and found evidence for the existence of important papers. As a result, all dead!

Following this estate was a large fortress with turrets, which guaranteed a piece of gold to anyone who arrived the next day!

Prior to that, every day all the inhabitants of the estate found evidence armories under the ground, and Hideyoshi was killed apparently laser beam! Krauss and Kyrie concluded that all the estate - a mechanized fortress! But how could kill Hideyoshi, if his door was locked!

>>6006961
>People in the bushes was suspected on the content of papers and disappeared! Then siesta fired a volley because Natsuhi ran to the magic boat. But no one is safe! Eva-Beatrice laughed, laughed and fell down!
Are you trying to tell me that in the middle of the storm during the happenings in Rokkenjima that "magic boat" was able to run away?

The explanation for that one is easy. There was no need for some "Siesta" to "shoot a volley" or whatever at Natsuhi. Natsuhi tried to run away in a state of shock! But she was blown by a gust of wind and fell to the sea while she was trying to run away in the middle of the storm!
>Prior to that, every day all the inhabitants of the estate found evidence armories under the ground, and Hideyoshi was killed apparently laser beam! Krauss and Kyrie concluded that all the estate - a mechanized fortress! But how could kill Hideyoshi, if his door was locked!
Mechanized fortress? Then it's easy! Hideyoshi died because of some super-modern electric pulse weapon which sent electricity around all the mansion who killed everyone inside it! Since he was the only one in the room and everyone else was outside screwing around with the papers, my theory still stands!
>Eva-Beatrice went to break the more important air-conditioner in the basement, but was prevented by Virgila. They swore and found evidence for the existence of important papers. As a result, all dead!
There's no actual relationship between those two happenings! Air conditioning is cool, but you CAN live without it! I call Logic Error! Logic Error, Takano!!

>>6007116
The boat sank in the sea!

When Nanjo examined Hideyoshi, he said that he had been shot from a laser gun, but the door was locked! Here's how it was: Krauss learned about stock of weapons and using the rocket pack flew out the window, Hideyoshi killed and disappeared! No magic, no! And then he drew a demonic signs in blood.


Air conditioning is very important! He needed to cool the entire fortress, if it is to destroy the whole castle will stop working before switching back-conditioner. Eva found out about it and decided to disconnect the fortress that it did not take Kinzo!

>>6007190
>laser gun

>>6007190
>The boat sank in the sea!

Repeat it in red! "Natsuhi got to the boat when she tried to run away! But the boat sank in the sea! Natsuhi died because of that, drowning in the sea!"

>When Nanjo examined Hideyoshi, he said that he had been shot from a laser gun, but the door was locked! Here's how it was: Krauss learned about stock of weapons and using the rocket pack flew out the window, Hideyoshi killed and disappeared! No magic, no! And then he drew a demonic signs in blood.

OBJECTION! The room where Hideyoshi was in was closed! That means "he couldn't be killed from the outside"!

Still, why are you explaining the matter without magic? What are you pulling, witch?

>Air conditioning is very important! He needed to cool the entire fortress, if it is to destroy the whole castle will stop working before switching back-conditioner. Eva found out about it and decided to disconnect the fortress that it did not take Kinzo!

Cooling an entire underground mechanized fortress with AIR CONDITIONING? That's absurd! Also, by destroying the "cooling system" and thus making the systems break, Eva would destroy the only safe escape route in the middle of the storm, which would be going to the nearest shore in their mechanized fortress!

>>6007278
* Red: Natsuhi died before the boat was shot in the head *

Yes, the room was locked Hideyoshi, he was alone, but Nanjo found cut from a laser gun!

Eva wanted to destroy the entire mechanized fortress because it considered it dangerous. It is something she read in the papers that also knew Mary.

Later with the help of mechanical servants Kinzo were killed Rose and Krauss. Mechanical servants write their bloody characters. No one saw the battle, but after it Nanjo found numerous traces of bullets on the walls and sections of both the laser gun. I insist on the fact that the magic was not there.

Best VN ever!

MOAR!

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>>6006274
NO i will not take a seat in your car. All the loli pics just appeared on my HDD. Not my fault ;___;

I'll resurrect this thread with magic!

I DID, I KILLED THEM ALL! I AM BEATORICHE-SAMA!

Whoa.

>>>/rs/This_thread_is_nonsense.

Upstarts these days...

I`m Witch of Might!

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