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Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:05:17 2010 No.6002344 [Reply] [Original]

>Power of Manipulating Density
>This is the power to alter the density and thickness of anything.
Does this mean she can make me penis bigger and thicker? Because God gave me such a small one i don't want to get laughed at by women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:06:17 2010 No.6002352 File: 42 KB, 425x411, sadfrog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if she could make my skull less dense

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:07:17 2010 No.6002359 She could do it, but there's a little problem with your plan. She doesn't exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:07:17 2010 No.6002363 You don't have a penis, Anonymous. That's a clitoris. You've been a girl all along.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:09:17 2010 No.6002374 She can't create mass from nothing. Your penis is what it is, bigger volume means less density, more density means lesser volume.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:10:17 2010 No.6002375 >>6002344 >i don't want to get laughed at by women. No, Anonymous, she manipulates density, she doesn't do miracles.

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Mon Aug 23 18:11:17 2010 No.6002380 QUALITY THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:12:17 2010 No.6002386 File: 273 KB, 1154x1000, moe filename.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect little oni~

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:15:17 2010 No.6002403 File: 678 KB, 800x1000, 9902585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] let us talk about Suika's clitoris.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:19:17 2010 No.6002426 File: 25 KB, 300x400, 726675-sanae_large[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002375

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:20:17 2010 No.6002432 >>6002386 Here >>6002403 Let's not

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:21:17 2010 No.6002442 File: 4 KB, 222x211, 1261424466039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have an idea Let's talk about how alcohol ruined our lives

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:23:17 2010 No.6002449 >>6002426 But she already laughs at my penis..

>>	Ritz-chan !!v727CQBxcyn Mon Aug 23 18:23:17 2010 No.6002448 >>stick penis in it.

>>	Ritz-chan !!v727CQBxcyn Mon Aug 23 18:24:17 2010 No.6002454 >>6002386 You love your perfect little oni and you just want to do everything for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:24:17 2010 No.6002455 File: 19 KB, 177x120, suikas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002403 I'd rather want to talk bout Suika's uterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:25:17 2010 No.6002458 >She can't create mass from nothing. Your penis is what it is, bigger volume means less density, more density means lesser volume. she can borrow all the mass she wants from the rolls of fat on his body.

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl Mon Aug 23 18:26:17 2010 No.6002462 >>6002455 How about we talk about her ovaries instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:26:17 2010 No.6002469 >>6002454 Now how did you know that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:29:17 2010 No.6002485 >>6002455 it's full to the brim.

>>	Franklin D. Roosevelt Mon Aug 23 18:30:17 2010 No.6002486 File: 37 KB, 544x640, Franklin.Delano.Roosevelt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002426 There you are, my sweet Sanae. How about giving good ol' Roosevelt a kiss?

>>	Harry S. Truman Mon Aug 23 18:35:17 2010 No.6002505 File: 65 KB, 487x500, harry-truman-picture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002486 Heh, you're long dead my friend. She belongs to me now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:37:17 2010 No.6002511 File: 17 KB, 544x400, 1282096259433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002486 >>6002505

Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:38:17 2010 No.6002516
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>>6002485
>it's full to the brim with its size expanded to almost triple from its original state; thanks to her ability to manipulate her womb's density, it managed to accommodate all that volume of hot, thick semen (just as her vagina managed to accommodate a full-grown man's penis that would be otherwise impossible for a normal little girl)

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:40:52 2010 No.6002527 File: 32 KB, 425x480, fdr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002505 Oh no you don't, Truman. My Waifu is my Waifu. Now go and get your own.

>>	Joseph Stalin Mon Aug 23 18:42:17 2010 No.6002538 File: 14 KB, 542x469, stalin (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002511 Hey, Spiderman, Remember when Sanae was for everyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:43:17 2010 No.6002542 File: 306 KB, 1131x1600, 002.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002538 it still is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:44:17 2010 No.6002547 >>6002527 good job missing the name field, retard.

>>	Franklin D. Roosevelt Mon Aug 23 18:45:27 2010 No.6002550 File: 32 KB, 425x480, fdr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002505 Oh no you don't, Truman. My Waifu is my Waifu. Now go and get your own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 18:54:27 2010 No.6002585 File: 24 KB, 560x400, 1281649295220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002538 >>6002542 Thread ruined How 'bout I slap your shit?

>>	Sigmund Freud Mon Aug 23 18:55:27 2010 No.6002587 File: 8 KB, 294x400, Freud-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where, may I ask are those lovingly cute little sisters that where with me yesterday.

Wilhelm Reich Mon Aug 23 18:59:27 2010 No.6002599 [DELETED]

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>>6002587
Did you happen to engage in physical contact with those little sisters of yours?

Oh, and has Anyone seen the cloudbuster I built the other day? I do believe I have misplaced it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:00:17 2010 No.6002604 File: 22 KB, 512x384, 1279829986233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002587

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:05:17 2010 No.6002630 File: 246 KB, 532x500, suika_be.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:07:17 2010 No.6002640 >>6002630 OH NOES, SUIKA IS GOING DEAF!

>>	Franklin D. Roosevelt Mon Aug 23 19:09:17 2010 No.6002653 File: 32 KB, 425x480, fdr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002505 Oh no you don't, Truman. Sanae is MY waifu. Go and get your own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:21:17 2010 No.6002706 File: 37 KB, 500x612, Heinz Hartmann.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who needs Sanae? My wife is the best. >>6002604 There she is.

>>	Sigmund Freud Mon Aug 23 19:27:17 2010 No.6002741 File: 8 KB, 294x400, Freud-art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002706 You can't have her, Heinz. She's mine.

Franklin D. Roosevelt Mon Aug 23 19:28:17 2010 No.6002746
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>>6002706
Who needs Sanae?

why the very best President of the United States needs Sanae, because she is the love of his life. to state that Sanae is inferior to anyone else on this planet is considered treason. and will be dealt with accordingly.

>>	Wilhelm Reich Mon Aug 23 19:33:17 2010 No.6002773 File: 13 KB, 258x214, Wilhelm_Reich,_Wilhelm_Reich_Museum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002706 >>6002741 Whoa, there, children. let's all just take a step back and have a nice, relaxing therapy session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:33:17 2010 No.6002775 >>6002741 You probably see penises in her spellcards, you pervert.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:33:17 2010 No.6002776 Freud-san is the most alpha of you all. He gets Koishi and Satori.

>>	Sigmund Freud Mon Aug 23 19:36:17 2010 No.6002791 File: 57 KB, 435x600, Sigmund-Freud-photo1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6002775 Projecting? Interesting... What else do you see in her spellcards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 23 19:40:17 2010 No.6002806 >>6002791 Death. Losing all my credits.

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