/jp/ - Otaku Culture

UR GAY

ur mom

high five me bros we owned this guy

Hey bub, where's ur dubs?

LMAO U MAD AS HELL OP

>>5995468
Go be buttranched somewhere else nerd

I never realized /jp/ and /lit/ are neighbours.

pic related its OP

OP reminds me of my mother when she walks into my messy room and tells me that my room is messy.

OP reminds me of little boys getting raped by niggers

OP reminds me of a mole I have on my scrotum

>>5995528
I just don't know anymore...

Do you all have aspergers or is it just the people in this thread?

>>5995528
Enjoy your autism infection by posting on /jp/

>>5995528
pic related it's u

>>5995528
You seem frustrated.

>>5995528

How about you go FUCK yourself, you worthless, disgusting, attention-whoring, retarded piece of shit? I can fucking see your patheticness from ten thousand miles away. You wanted fucking attention as bad as you wanted your fucking mommy's breast milk, but all the other shitty fucking retarded 13-year old boards like /a/ and /v/ were taken, so you had to choose /lit/ as your home (and nobody fucking ever goes to that small fucking board, just some retarded pretentious faggots that think reading shitty overrated books is cool but there's nobody to appreciate them for it in real life because they're fucking retarded) and you had to tripfag to get even more attention. That's just fucking stellar and superb. Then you had to make this shitty thread on a different fucking board that's slightly less shitty than your native fucking hellhole, again, just for attention from several assorted faggots who happen to be too dumb to sage this shitty pathetic excuse for a thread. I hope you fucking realize what the fuck you are doing and what the fuck the matter with your fucking disfunctional brain is. Go fuck yourself.

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>>5995559
amen

>>5995559

hurr buh hey guys what's this board lol you so lame autism derp derp bllbbjhgk

Try to be more creative at least, this routine gets old fast. Seriously.

/lit/ is the worst neighbor we ever had.

>>5995581
It works quite well.

>gay
yes we are very happy in here. please excuse the rest of the posters, who forgot that in high class 'gay' means 'happy' and 'homosexual' means 'gay'.

unless you are one of the trolls of /lit/ who has the same class as the avarage /b/-tard. in that case, you might want to lurk a bit and see how trolls with class- those on /jp/- roll, and learn a thing or two.

You lookin' to rumble, /lit/?

>>5995601
Would you like me to be more specific then?

You guys like cock.

>>5995613
Deal with it.

>>5995613
gay =/= male homosexual

but sure fine whatever

>>5995613
i like chicken the best out of all the meat ^^ it really makes me happy to eat fried chicken. how did you know?

Meta-threads are my favorite!

After 3DCG and that last new waves of boards were added /jp/ moved over just enough that /fa/ was where it used to be. I ended up going to /fa/ about 100 times out of habit just because I'm apparently so autistic I have to click the exact same spot. To this day I still go to /fa/ about half the time. I think this was all moots grand scheme to mess with me.

My Capta is AIDS/HIV, no joke. I'm autistic so I have to tell you that too.

Anyways that's my excuse, what's your excuse OP? You're just bad at clicking? In that case you suck.

>>5995613
Only if it's attached to a cute, feminine-looking man dressed up as a woman.

This thread was good until the aspie made a rage reply.

>>5995632
See? This place is gay.

Have you plebeians even ever held a real book?

>>5995646
Let me think; I know I plebeians even ever held a real book.; what do you think Anon?

You know /jp/, you really are fucking retarded, the lot of you. You say you hate these "troll" and "meta" threads, yet it fills your fat veins with childish joy to reply to them with whatever bad/ironic reply your pitiful brain comes up with. I don't understand that. Whatever in the world compels you to think anyone is going to appreciate such a respone? When normal-functioning humans, be they autistics, otaku, or whatever the fuck else, say "this thread shits up the board and should be deleted", they do infact mean that there is nothing worthwhile to be seen in said thread, hence why it does not contribute anything to the quality of the board it was created in. Yet, you tirelessly continue to reply to such bad threads while at the very same time claiming you do not wish to do so and hope "meido" cleans them up. I suppose this is driven primarily by your unceasing desire to get into one circlejerk or another and be acknowledged for your witty (actually not clever at all by any respectable standard) humor and antics as you have nobody to regularly praise you for them. This can also be defined as the reason for the existence of tripfags. I suppose what I am trying to say is, if you care at all about the quality of this board, simply stop replying to threads like this one. Thank you very much should you choose to comply.

>>5995646
yes he seems very happy. he is in a thread he likes after all.

real book? yup ^^ i red harry potter and twilight and garfield and even some math books. i also tried 'the hobbit' but it was way too boring. i liked hp better >:)

>>5995661
I am not a retard, please don't insult me.

>>5995661
Because honestly it's more fun than bickering about which Touhou's pussy smells better or rehashing halfbaked Umineko theories for the 10,000th time. That's the truth, but nobody on /jp/ will admit it.

Reported for AUTISM.

>>5995661
Shut the fuck up already you FAIL. >:(

>>5995680
Is the first one appropriate? I'm not ashamed to admit that I relish my time with you.

>>5995673
no replies? was I too obvious?

>>5995646

Do Frank Herbert and Ayn Rand count?

Btw gtfo you narrow minded piece of shit trolololol

>>5995693
I am so glad you think that.

>>5995693
Yes just a bit. Saying you like Twilight is low tier trolling on lit

>>5995701
It's conceited to strut around as if one were infallible.