/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You must marry all three.

Ew, old hags.

I recently played MoF for the first time a few days ago and I don't see why people call kanako evil
She seemed nice

But none of them are Yuka

The one in the middle! That one's for me!

>>5994626
A lot of Mafia bosses are polite.

>>5994626
She doesn't donate to starving children in 3rd world countries.

>>5994626
Now play SA

New-babaa is best babaa.

>>5994633
>>5994626
Cause she tried to fuck your shit up.

>>5994626
Fanon exaggerates canon. If someone is evil according to fanon in actuality she showed mild hostility a couple times.

I'll take the Native God in the middle please.

Isn't Ran considered one too?

>>5994655
Ran is already married to Yukari.
Yeah, it's weird like that.

>>5994655
Ran is in the mother category.

>>5994683
Who else is in the mother category?

>>5994643
Yes! You even remember my Hammer and Sickle tattoo.

>>5994709
No one is. Seriously, it's all speculation except for Youki.

>>5994610

GLADLY

>>5994709
Pretty much whoever doesn't automatically qualify for loli status.

I always thought Letty would be a good mother figure. Then I found out about how the fairies piss her off, so maybe that's not the best example.

I do like the idea of momma Yamame and her bucket child.

I don't get what the deal with marriage is
It's retarded

>>5994622
Yuuka has already been taken by me, and we are very happy together.

>>5994748
You change your lonely existence, which has freedom and being your own person, for more money and no more lonely, which has zero freedom and must bitching.
Till this day i am not sure what to pick of the two.

>>5994754
Brb photoshop

>>5994738
tewi is both loli and old hag

Ever since the hag-thing became a fad fans everywhere have been trowing all sorts of Touhous into the old maid alliance. Frankly I think that this is blasphemous.

Just a few hundred years and "mature" looks isn't enough to be hag. You need more experience than that. To be a hag is something you have to fight for, it's a very honorable and special position.

OP, has the right idea. Pic related, the three real, original hags.

Though I suppose Byakuren and Yuyuko could perhaps gain junior membership as hags in training.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Hey! Why isn't Rumia up there?

>>5994786

Delicious Kanako is indeed delicious.

>>5994800
So delicious that only the great Soviet Union can handle her.

>>5994602
I take Eirin. Hopefully this ends up better than my last relationship!

>>5994795
>hitler wearing a skirt

>>5994819
Too late, my good friend. Eirin and I already reside at our moon-home and live full and loving lives together.

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>>5994816
The manliest of garbs.

Problem?

Hey, this is still unfunny.

>>5994830
Problem, Spiderman?

In other news, Sanae is no longer open to the public. Her beauty and greatness is only reserved for myself.

>>5994786
nice tripcode

>>5994869
I know, eh?

>>5994763
I am actually looking forward to this.

>>5994708
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>>5994876
Quit it with this roleplaying shit you stupid nigger. Hint: you're NOT funny.

Another good thread ruined. Thanks asshat.

>>5994919
>Open image
>Die inside
>Post new image
>Rebirth like a motherfucking phoenix.

>>5994857
That post game me DESIRE!

>>5994919
>Implying that I'm the one who is samefagging the "Roleplay".


You forgot one other thing, trolling isn't allowed outside of /b/.

>>5994919
*squeeze*

>>5994919
Seconding this.
It would be funny for one thread, but it's like you were deliberately attempting to make it as painful as possible.

It's sad because I like jokes involving political leaders of the past.

>>5994932
Thanks for the revive. I thought I was a goner.

>>5994955
Working on a Himmler one, an FDR one, and a better Yuuka atm, I'll have them done by the time someone decides to niggerup another thread.

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>>5994952
this is the real samefag.

>>5994963
Not really.

>>5994961
You are our hero. How can we ever repay you?

>>5994778
>Byakuren
Pretty much everyone in her game is older than her.

>>5994961

Okay... I'm not sure this is the proper thing to do, but since you seem to have the proper blend of history and sacreliege in you, here goes...
The infamous bishie-Rommel/bishie-Montgomery doujin. Have you seen it? Does it exist for real?

I once saw it, but it was a long time ago and haven't seen it since. Starting to wonder if it may have been a dream all along.

>>5995232
I remember someone talking about it before. I think it is real, but I have no idea who made it, or where I could find it.