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Yes.

I would take it. I don't have anything better to do. And that'd be nice too

I have multiple waifus, do I get an hour with each?

no

Of course not. Do you want me to widow my waifu? I could never do that to her.

>>5989626

One hour with all of them at once.

QUALITY THREAD,

Anything to be with Rumia

Yes, dying happy would be the best way to go.

How do I die if I take the hour? Is it painful or does every trace of me existing just disappear?

INB4 "my waifu is sakuya she can stop time dur dur hur"

>>5989662

Fall asleep and don't wake up. Nothing painful unless you're into that.

Perfect. I'll take it.

Yes, because when I die, I will still get to spend time with her in Genokyo.

The obvious solution is to pick a waifu that can either prevent you from dying, or bring you back from the dead.

>>5989593
People who can make deals like that are generally not the kind of people you should trust.

My waifu is Remilia, so she can change my fate so I won't die.

>>5989673

Ya think?

yes

>>5989675
>>5989677

Hourai immortality, vampirism, time/fate manipulation...none of that would work.

The hour spent with her would be worth more than all the years of my life combined, so yes.

A million times yes.

So...what would you do with that hour, actually spend quality time with her and talk to her, or just fuck nonstop?

Yes.

>>5989695
>Vampirism

Oh
I do it anyways.

>>5989725
An hour of straight fucking your waifu would end so fast

yes.
After I die, I'll convince the Yama with a speech extraordinaire to let me stay at hakugyokurou for eternity.

What if I don't have a waifu?

What do you offer me then?

>>5989736

If your waifu is one that can interact with the dead, you just stop existing.

>>5989735

The best sandwich of your choice that you've ever eaten. You die after finishing it or one hour, whichever comes first.

If you made it one day, then i could do that.

Does she know who I am at all, or will I have to spend that hour of would-be-cuddling to introduce myself and try to befriend her?

Well, it doesn't matter, really. I'd say yes either way.

>>5989800

It'd be as if you knew each other your whole lives and she just realized that she loves you as much as you love her.

>>5989593
Who wouldn't?

>>5989830

Rika might be a little creeped out by an older guy taking an interest in her, though.

>>5989858
It's OK. She likes older men.

>>5989868

She likes Akasaka and that's about it. She's more into little girls.

>>5989876
Even better; it means we have common interests.

>>5989667
>Fall asleep and don't wake up.
It's like I'm really the main character!

Given the choice right now I'd have to turn it down. Perhaps in 15 years, but I won't throw away the gamble I have right now for one hour of ultimate pleasure.

Can I change anything in myself if I accept? I presume I would be 2D during the hour, correct?

I don't feel like spending that hour with my appearance even if she tell me that she don't care or like it.

Sure, but only after other ways of meeting her fail (lucid dreaming, the slight chance of getting an easily programmable robot, the slighter chance of summoning her by witchcraft, etc.)

>>5989918

Fine, you gain the figure of a generic eroge protagonist or a little girl. This is determined by a coin flip.

>>5989947
Awesome. Give me that coin then, I'm accepting this deal.

... but there'd be no guarantee she'd even like you.

Maybe instead of throwing your life away like that, we should work together to create a more beautiful and diverse world where you can find the real world equivalent of your Waifu, who you can live with until you die.

Oh right. Neets.

>>5989982
Nice try, troll.

Obviously, yes. Why wouldn't I?

What happens to her afterwards though?

>>5989982

>>5990010

She mourns your death and remembers everything. This might be a bit of a dealbreaker if you care more about how she would feel after losing what would probably be the most important person to her.

>>5989982
A true man knows when to take the risk.
And this is the only opportunity we'll have to meet our waifus.

>>5989982
Typical faggot.

I don't mind if she doesn't like me. If she's not happy spending an hour with me, then I'm okay with risking my life for that. It's not like I have anything to live for anyway.

here i draw this in 10 minutes
i would hate to make my waifu suffer like this...

since my handwriting and the drawings are awful make me explain

on the arm (yes it's an arm) it's tatooed a timer
and here the conversation

"Ah... it's time to go..."
"then... have a nice trip..."
"sup..."

It depends. Would she like to be with me? Because even though she is the nicest person in the world, I don't think she would like to spend an hour with a dirty NEET.
But otherwise, yes.

>>5990037
I could never do that to my waifu. ;_;

>>5990053
I was thinking of this as well, but there's no way she'd possibly like a loser like me. I doubt she would even want to hang out with me for an hour. If she declined and I'd still have to die an hour later, alone in my house, I wouldn't have any regrets.

>>5990053
>sup...

what?

>>5990058

Like I said, you become either a bishonen eroge protagonist or a little girl, and your love is reciprocated.

>>5990084
So it wouldn't be reciprocated if I didn't look good like a dashing young man, or a cute little girl?

>>5989982
>... but there'd be no guarantee she'd even like you.
I don't care, I love my waifu and talking to her once will bring me more happiness than a 100 years without her would.

>find the real world equivalent of your Waifu
Doesn't exist, enjoy your wasted life while I enjoy the one hour with my waifu.

>>5990077

well you'll go away after met your waifu, so you can go without regrets

If I can just die holding her in my arm I don't even need this whole hour. I'd also happily listen to her wonderful story about her time with her friends.

It depends, what happens to her after I die? Does she go back to non-existing?

If so, then yes.

>>5990088

This was because someone didn't want to look like himself and wanted to change his appearance, nothing to do with her. You don't have to flip the coin if you don't want to.

>>5990098
Yeah but I don't understand why you used "sup!"

>>5990115

She stays real. You stay dead.

>>5990053
You say "sup" when you greet to introduce, not when you're leaving, you retard.

>>5990142

Then, no.

That's way too selfish. Why would I force her to exist just so I can spend an hour with her?

Okay, I wouldn't mind having her suck the life out of me.

>>5990147
>>5990135

sorry, italian here

well it's the japanese for
「うん。。。」("un...")
maybe "yeah..." it's more correct?

>>5990168

Does having Remilia suck your blood feel good? Like, orgasm-inducing good?

>>5990185

Or just "bye."

>>5990193
copied that, thank you!

What if my waifu hates me?
It would be the worst hour of my life.

>>5990193
That's not dramatic enough. You should say "Farewell" or "So long".

>>5990209

YOUR. LOVE. IS. RECIPROCATED.

>>5990224
What if it wouldn't be my waifu if she reciprocated my love?

>>5989593
No, I wouldn't want to trouble her.

>>5990229

That's impossible. Bern reciprocates my love...in a way. I'm her beloved pet.

>>5989918
>>5990058
This thread is depressing me.

you will never offered in any case...

;_;

No, because I intend to use lucid dreaming, or AI, or magic, or if that all fails wait for the Singularity then we can be together forever.

One hour with my waifu would be a lifetime to me. I'll die like a happy old man.

Besides, I'd probably die within a week due to radiation either way

>>5990053

I love this.

That's a tough question. I can't really choose. Not because I'm afraid of dying, but because I'd like to spend more time with her.

>>5992425 here

If >>5990037 were true, I suppose I'd live without seeing her. I'd hate to make her sad, no matter how it would affect me.

She could just storm Sphere 211 and demand a system restore for me.

>>5989593

No way. I'd spend an hour sputtering in embarrassment only to die before I worked up the courage to confess much less do anything about it.

>>5989593
>My face when this isn't /a/

I'd say yes, but I don't want to make her suffer by leaving her alone.

It wouldn't be fair to make her suffer for eternity so I can live the last hour of my life as the happiest man on earth.

;_;

>>5992476
>my face when
I don't think you have the right to complain.

>>5992476
Lamest Russian spam pic ever.

>>5989593
Reimu, I'm so jealous...

>>5992502
Russia is always lame

>>5992528
You made me notice Reimu was being taken by the hand by someone ;_;

>>5992612
Just imagine that it's you holding her hand as you look lovingly into her eyes.

>>5992612
Point of view, anonymous. That's your hand.