/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Honestly too much work, I'll just fap normally.

to Lolis.

I just masturbated to orgasm two times in a row. I love the way that semen just comes out of my penis. Sticky, white and warm. It tastes a bit like cheese and makes me cough from the back of my throat.

>>5986418

Actually, semen tastes like mucus. Healthy semen anyways. Take it from a professional.

>>5986427

Are you a professional as in chemist/biologist/chef or a professional as in professional semen guzzler?

>>5986427
Profesional at cock sucking?

>>5986427
I don't think I'm very healthy so that would explain the semen taste. It didn't taste like mucous though. It definitely had a cheesy taste to it.

"Why are you here today, Anon?"
"My semen tastes weird."
"Get out of my office right now."

well, ive never tried this and probably wont bother but from cooking experience you could try lightly oiling the cup
probably is a good idea to not use butter as well

Just leave it in the plastic cup. It works fine.

>>5986489
Too sticky to remove from cup == too sticky to insert penis

>>5986493
What? You have to let it cool down and sit for an hour or so. It works fine.

I've done this semi-successfully, but the final result was both too short and with too small a hole. Very uncomfortable. I think I need a length of broom handle or similar, and to increases the amount of material.

I used a cigar tube to form the hole. It worked out fine. Tight but comfortable. Fucking it opened up the hole very nicely.

I would like to try this, but I don't know how to dispose of it after I'm done.

>>5986542
Flush it down the toilet?

>>5986542
You got a trash can don't you? You can reuse it a few times if you use a condom.

>>5986550
probably better to just melt it or cut it into small pieces
but should also be reusable

i cum inside hole and it feel good

how does this thing feel? Is it soft, gooey, hard, rough, what?

>>5986590
hard 'n' rough
kinda like ice with sand inside man

>>5986873
Gotta love that feeling of cornstarch sticking to your glans and getting trapped under your foreskin.

>>5988394
>He has foreskin

I wonder if you could use this to make figures if you had a mold...

>>5988450
A figure with cornstarch? Would look worse than Sader, and be softer as well.

>>5988442
That's what happens when you're either a) not Jewish or b) not the son of people who think that inflicting horrific injuries on a baby's penis is sane.

>>5988466
Cool reasoning bro.

Decent idea, but I really just like using my actual Fleshlight.

60 bucks never bought me so much fun.

>>5988442
>he's a jew

>>5988478
Flip Hole here, fleshlights are old news.

>>5988500
Fleshlight here, just outlasting Fliphole by a very large margin.

You can get a cheap onahole for 10$. It will last longer, and almost certainly feel better than this. The only reason to go through the trouble of making this for a one time use is because you 16 years old and living with your parents.

Oh wait, this is /jp/, it makes perfect sense actually.

I'd be more interested in something like this.

>>5988534
GLORIOUS

>>5988515
>outlasting
Because supposed durability is superior to sensation and feeling.

>>5988534
I've been interested when I saw them for the first time. I still can't figure out what the fuck those white foam tubes are for. Are they for stability? So that the screen doesn't rock to the left and right?

>>5988660
Such a egoistic approach, you want to make your sextoy feel good too you know...

>>5988669
I always assumed they were supposed to be legs to grab onto.

>>5988534

I must know where I can find this video.

I've failed at making this twice now and I think I've figured it out. It says 'microwave 1 minute' and then the next step says 'after it solidifies'

That is, do not just make a hole and nuke it again, let it solidify before you nuke it in order to expand the hole, THEN cool it down.

I don't even want to use this thing I'm just frustrated that I keep failing.

Sure this isn't like some kind of joke/scam were the amount of starch in the thing gives you a heavy rash on your penis or something?

Anyway, surprised no one posted this yet
http://nl.amatz.com/video/sm1591838

>>5988534
What is the story behind this_

>>5988980
Starch is just a complex sugar. Wash thoroughly after use and no ill effects should occur. Even the washing is to prevent bacteria from growing on the starch, not because the starch itself has adverse effects if left.

>>5988525
An onahole requires finding a store, and spending $10 (more like $30) there, then finding a place to store it when it's not in use. I haven't lived my parents in 10 years, but I have flatmates who I'd rather not have accidentally stumbling upon an onahole.

This thing, assuming it works, costs about 30c in supplies and can be thrown out after use with no one ever the wiser. Of course, making sure people don't question a cup full of cooling cornstarch with a piece of broom handle sticking out of it is an entirely different matter.

rubber glove
canola oil
????
profit

100g of starch isn't 100mL.

>>5988534
That's fucking horrific.

>>5993740

How much is it? 200?

>>5993765
The density of cornstarch is about 0.67g/cm^3, so 150mL.

I bought a fleshlight and it turns out my penis is too curved to thrust-it sort of folds up.
I'm pretty sure this means I couldn't have coitus.

Feels bad man.

thinking about this one:

http://www.jlist.com/PRODUCT/OMO348

>>5988980
>http://nl.amatz.com/video/sm1591838
Ok, at least he put those weird sounds in as if trying to entertain the viewers some.

Shouldn't he had used a slightly taller cup though? Or perhaps he was aiming for one of those with a hole on the back, because the bottom did look a bit broken.

Anyway, though, how long do these last.
Do they melt or osmething?

I tried this and mine keep fucking breaking into chunks when I try to use it. Might be because I can only let it cool down for an hour or so before I get the urge to fuck it (inside is still pretty warm), but I think it might be old corn starch instead.

>>5993852
Women aren't built like fleshlights. You might actually have an advantage in that the curve makes it easier to rub against her clitoris during sex. My dick is slightly curved and the three girls I have had sex with said that worked in my favor like that.

>>5993852
Unlike the fleshlight, a vagina stretches and is not straight. Don't lose hope, bro.

Also, a curve means you would be able to poke their G-spot just right.

>>5993852
Guess you haven't heard about g-spot stimulation

>>5993897
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>>5993897
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>>5993904
And here we have all three (or more like two and one faking) non-virgins of /jp/ reporting in

>>5993906
>virgins beating up non-virgin
cool story, virgin

>>5993897
>>5993900
/jp/ being helpful and reassuring???
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!!?!?

>>5993913
I-is there something wrong with being helpful? I-it's not like I like you or anything, /jp/!