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>> No.5982050

Hilarious

>> No.5982059

This is certainly one of the fandon shits I hate the most.

>> No.5982061

I liked this.

>> No.5982073

1g = 0.002lb
300g = 0.6lb
Breasts don't normally weigh much more than 3lb each. So Shiki would need to convict about ten Touhou, assuming we're starting with nothing at all.
Which is a fair assumption.

>> No.5982084
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5982084

Way to make a mockery out of the Highest Judge of the Paradise like that.

For shame.

>> No.5982087

>>5982059
Tiny Eiki, flat Eiki, or envious-of-breasts Eiki?

>> No.5982094

>>5982087
Every single of those are bad, but the combination of the three is just disgusting.

>> No.5982096

>>5982059
Which ones do you like?

>> No.5982106
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>>5982094
Hey, hey, I can understand not liking the breast envy thing, but...

>> No.5982115
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>>5982096
I doubt there is things I LIKE from fanon, there are things I don't give a fuck and things I hate.
>>5982106
okay, I'll spare the flat-chested Shikieiki, but tiny and breast envious will have to go.

>> No.5982121

>>5982115
>I doubt there is things I LIKE from fanon
Figures.

What's wrong with tiny Eiki?

>> No.5982125

>>5982121
I just think it's stupid.

>> No.5982128

>>5982115
agreed i prefer the normal shiki

>> No.5982136

It's silly to debate on any toho characters height when they change every other time they are shown.(plus i don't think fanon has anything to do with height)

>> No.5982139
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>>5982115
Here's your perfect Eiki. No breast-envy, not flat-chested, not tiny.

>> No.5982156
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>>5982121
because LEGS Eiki is the best Eiki, and tiny isn't exactly compatible with that

>> No.5982158
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>>5982125
But why?
She's still the judge of heaven and hell regardless of size.

>> No.5982163
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5982163

loli Shiki

>> No.5982167
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>>5982139
Ah but I also dislike when they draw characters with huge breasts and additional things like Shikieiki's hightights there. Yes I'm very difficult to please.

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5982173

/jp, you all rotten bastards!

>> No.5982174

I don't think she's fit to be yama
I hate her

>> No.5982175

>>5982139
shiki like young boys :3

>> No.5982178

>>5982167Yes I'm very difficult to please.

Just like Eiki.

>> No.5982183

>>5982139
I'm gonna need some sauce on this delicious Eiki.

>> No.5982184
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5982184

Being small is to Eiki's benefit. People take her less seriously when she's small, and are thus closer to their real selves...all the better to be judged.
Yes, she's got the mirror and all her Yama powers, but every little bit helps.

>> No.5982190

>>5982183
http://www.mediafire.com/?ugztqmmmnhn

>> No.5982200

>>5982190
sankyou

>> No.5982197
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>>5982174
Oh, really.
Why's that?

>> No.5982195

Big Eiki is mostly used for h-doujins and sexy pics little Eiki is for cute things.

>> No.5982196
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>>5982178
Oh well, she is among my favorite touhous and I'm a bit perfectionist so yeah.

>> No.5982205

>>5982197
Only a perfect being can pass judgement on others, she's the best.

>> No.5982208
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>>5982197
I think it's bullshit to have emotions and be allowed to judge people
You need to be a robot

>> No.5982210

>>5982195
Shubesuta uses little Eiki for his H-doujinshi (of course, every girl looks small when drawn by Shubesuta). The only large Eikis I can think of are the ones from Avion Village/Avion Village F and O4U.

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>>5982184
Ugh. Stop making up crap to justify silly fan-work, even if it's a joke.

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>>5982211
But it makes sense...
Oh, fine.

>> No.5982219

>>5982208
You have never been given a position as a judge, right?

THANK GOODNESS

>> No.5982220

>>5982208

Eh, you can't possibly be questioning her capacity to judge.

>> No.5982221
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>>5982211
Height(and almost everything else) changes every so often in touhou so why do guys argue over this?

>> No.5982223

>>5982208
That never works. Robo-judge always screws everyone over because of tiny, insignificant wrongdoings.

Wait...

>> No.5982224

You will never be judged by Eiki.

>> No.5982230

What about futanari Shikieiki?

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5982239

>>5982219
>>5982220
>>5982223

>> No.5982245

>>5982224
We should all gather and die in the next incident involving massive numbers of death. Maybe we get lucky and get involved in another 60 year event in Gensokyo

>> No.5982257
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>>5982230
Uh oh, she looks mad. Apologize!

>> No.5982263

>>5982257
Okay, okay. What if Komachi was the futa instead?

>> No.5982264

>>5982257
I'm sorry Shikieiki-sama, it's just that I enjoy seeing you feel unbelievable pleasure as you rub your new found male genitals. All that cum that's all over your body is quite arousing and I can hardly contain myself.

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>>5982264
Oh, man.
You are so fucked. No, not in a sexual way.

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>>5982263

>> No.5982275

>>5982264
Someone is going to HELL.

>> No.5982276

>>5982269
I'm sure she's blushing at my praise. Nothing is going to happen to me.
Surely.

>> No.5982280
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5982280

my current bg.

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>>5982276
She's blushing because of you saying such lewd things about her, bro.

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5982288

this is a bad thread and you should feel bad.

>> No.5982292

>>5982288
TOO LEWD

>> No.5982341

>>5982288
Is she judging his dick?

Captcha: suctiatr maximum

>> No.5983402

I like the meme where she steps on my dick.

>> No.5983415

>>5982341
uncut dicks are sent to hell immediately

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>>5982263

This is acceptable

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