/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I might name a cat Sokrates.

I named my hermit crab Syameimaru

Was naming your MMORPG character Patchouli Knowledge not enough? You don't need to bring dumb touhou names into the real world.

>>5972181

Who would name their MMO character Patchouli Knowledge?

Also, "Chen" is a common Chinese family name.

I'm going to get a black cat and name it Bern.

Pembroke Corgi named Ein, that's about it.

>>5972172
Several /jp/ers have cats named Chen.
I'm one of them.

Arcueid is a lovely name. I could name a cat thus.

>>5972220

My cat's named Arc, but I don't tell anyone it's for Arcueid.

No, but I've named my punching bag Reisen.

>>5972234
>Arc

Someone name their cat Japanese Bird.

If I had a cat I'd steal the name from Steamboy and call it Columbus.

>>5972236

The fuck is wrong with you.

>>5972236
That's silly

And genius.

>>5972246

Why not name an actual bird Japanese Bird and teach it to cook spaghetti?

On second thought, Okuu's a better name for a bird.

My cat is named Towel.

>>5972295

Her name is Tei. I think you made a mistake somewhere.

I have an 18 year old lump of worthless fur

His name is Moe~

>>5972319
How do you keep him from eating your birds?

>>5972319

Why is he wearing a tie?

>>5972313
No, it's Towel

>>5972330
he's traumatized of the birds.

>>5972319
Silly cat, you don't need to wear a tie. You are not an office worker.

>>5972336

And your cat is not a Japanese schoolgirl, so it has no need for that uniform.

>>5972386
Well, it's not my cat. It's another silly cat who wears clothes.

>>5972402

Do you have a silly cat that wears clothes, or just a silly cat...or maybe even a silly bunny?

>>5972411
I have a dog.

>>5972415

Is it silly?

>>5972420
No, just old.

>>5972420
>silly dogs

>>5972425

So I take it you didn't name it Momiji.

>>5972434
what are you doing dog

you are not a soviet officer

take off that ushanka

>>5972440
I didn't know about touhou when I got her 14 years ago.

>>5972442
That dog belongs to a couple a few houses down, I had to look after it a few years ago.

That dog was the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

>>5972447
Well, dogs aren't meant to be smart or smug. Just loyal and sometimes useful.

>>5972443

Would you have named it Momiji if you did?

Also, get a rabbit and name it Yonichimaru.

>>5972457
This was "Only knows how to go down the stairs and can't figure out how to go up" dumb.

>>5972458
I'm gonna get a bunny and call it 410.

No, fuck bunnies, I heard they shit everywhere. And I wouldn't want to have it locked up either.

>>5972467
get a parrot.

>>5972462
Tell me more, this sounds hilarious.

>>5972470
why?
Are they good company or something?

>>5972462
Damn, that's really dumb. Mine is dumb enough to not know how to open a door, but she can always go up stairs even if I leave something blocking the way.

What is this, /jp/ - Nightly Tripfag Exchange?

>>5972467

Just get the damn bunny and take a picture of it wearing a silly teal wig.

>>5972483
Just a friendly conversation.

>>5972485
That'd be cool.

>>5972476
They are smart and you can talk to them.

I leave the cage open and let mine run around the house, they figured out how to open the fridge the other night to get to the frozen veggies.

>>5972477
We would have staring contests for hours, me on the top of the stairs and her at the bottom.

Just staring at each other.

Finally I gave up and hauled her worthless ass up

>>5972485
>>5972494
No wait, that'd be very silly. The bunny would be ashamed.

I have a welsh corgi named from cowboy bebop.
I know thats not touhou,
But god damn corgi's are the best dogs ever.

>>5972503
yes they are.

I have one.

>>5972501

How do you know what the bunny feels? Maybe it likes wearing teal wigs.

>>5972503
You mean they suck

>>5972508
Is there anything you DON'T have?

>>5972515

A machine to make to turn his waifu into a real girl?

>>5972515
a relationship

;_;

My cat opens kitchen cabinets. It's like he's looking for food. His name is Martin.

>>5972521
He could have that.
It's called love.

>>5972530

Doesn't work like that. I love Bern and am slightly insane, but even I can't completely replicate the feeling of hugging a small large-breasted witch with luscious blue hair while she whispers all the myriad ways she would eviscerate me into my ear.

>>5972529
My cat does that occasionally. It will also proceed to jump on the desk and block the monitor whenever I go to use my desktop, which has pretty much lead to me not using it.

>>5972526
That's why you get a dog. Best companions ever

>>5972537
Don't give up, you need more love than that, and some way to fool your senses. Try using female body wash when you bathe, also, start using women's deodorant, from there, just get creative in trying to lie to yourself, like buying a wig and Bern's dress from a cosplay site or something.
I, for one, won't let my waifu down.

My cat is deaf so it really wouldn't matter what name I give him.

And no, I never take that binder outside my house.

>>5972526
Turn your dog into a half-human. They do it all the time in manga, what could possibly go wrong.

When I finally have had too much, say screw it and become a woman, what should my name be?

>>5972575
Kamille

One of our cats is named Goku.

>>5972564
Out of curiosity, how do you stuff your waifu's dress? Like with pillows?

China ....all she does is sleep.

>>5972564

I want to be with my waifu, not BECOME her.

I said "not completely." I come damn close, though...although it would be nice to know that she isn't made up...and then decides to make fun of me for making her up.

Name a red-eyed rabbit Reisen. People would always think that it's "Raisin" anyway unless for some reason you had to write it out.

A black-haired one could also be a Tewi.e

>>5972617
No, I wear it.
>>5972642
>I want to be with my waifu, not BECOME her.
I lost sight of that long ago.
But don't worry Bern, if you keep believing, totally believing, a miracle will happen. It'll be magical, then she can play all sorts of public humiliation games with you.
;-;

>>5972643

Albino bunnies are creepy.

On another note, would a cat get mad if you tied a bow to its tail?

I'm going to get 2 corgis in a few months. Thinking about naming them Iku and Tenshi

>>5972670
Very.

>>5972670
Cats generally dislike anything tied to them, but especially their tails.

>>5972670
Depends on the cat, but most likely yes.

>>5972677
>>5972689

Then my dream is a failure.

>>5972670
Mine doesn't. It just disappears when I'm not looking.

Fucking cats man

I take it /jp/ prefers cats to dogs then?

>>5972733
I like both.

>>5972733
They're low maintenance. I'd say so.

>>5972712
Glorious.

>>5972670

Cats generally will remove anything attached to them that they can.

Their tails are their most carefully-guarded part though.. even if you super-glued a bow onto it (obviously no one should ever do that) then the cat will just constantly gnaw at it into little frayed threads. Otherwise it till just bite it and slide it off the tail.

So...is this a reality?

>>5972761

But...I want a blue bow on a black kitty...;_;

>>5972768
More or less. It doesn't hold when the cat is stealthing around you, of course.

>>5972670
my cat goes batshit insane when ever i put something on his tail, like a bit of tape.

>>5972761

Apparently cats don't like seeing other cats wearing silly clothes, either.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa56FHqCEE8&feature=search

>>5972768
pretty much.

>>5972774

Maybe with an unusual breed or some training it could work? If you constantly insisted on it wearing a bow since it was a tiny kitten then maybe it would grow up being used to wearing it.

The cat would probably be pretty weird and sheltered as a result though.. it'd need to be indoors, or you'd constantly be losing bows whenever the get stuck on a bush or whatever outside. Even if you trained it to wear a bow all its life it would probably still not care if the bow came off when you were not looking, it might just not put up as much of a fight when you went to go put it back on.

Lastly some cats are just.. weird. Their personality may make it super-easy to do whatever you want or super-hard. I know one guy whose cat is dog-like in that it follows him outside and jumps in his car, wanting to go on rides etc.

>>5972808

Well, the bow isn't a major thing, but I do want a black cat...and I will name it Bern.

A friend named his cat Wriggle

>>5972774
99% of cat detest stuff on their tail and will run away to try and get it off.

my cat's called 'cat'

>>5972189
>Who would name their MMO character Patchouli Knowledge?

Sou, is that you?