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Can youkai get pregnant?

>> No.5964107

Rinnosuke is a halfie
Probably

>> No.5964127

>>5964107
What if his dad was the youkai though

>> No.5964129

Rinnosuke and Keine are half youkai, gives me hope for my future of a nice family.

>> No.5964138

>>5964107
Doesnt mean his was birthed in the traditional fashion.

>> No.5964166
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>>5964129
Actually Keine wasn't born as a were-hakutaku.

>> No.5964172

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5964179

>>5964099
OF course they can.

Suwako

>> No.5964189

youkai don't really have a stated way of reproduction

animal youkai reproduce the same way normal animals do i guess

>> No.5964192

>>5964189
perhaps in doujins, im talking more gensokyo canon.

>> No.5964195

Effectively, they can not as Rinnosuke is gay and has no genitalia.
Touhous are born out of a void pure evil that injects them with sluttiness upon birth.

>> No.5964200

>>5964179
But Suwako is a goddess, not a youkai.

>> No.5964202

Of course they can. They're monsters, and they generally spawn in the regular fashion, don't they?

>> No.5964208
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>>5964200
But gods are the same as youkai except in the way humans regard them.

>> No.5964242

I certainly hope they can. How am I supposed to have my waifu bear my child if she can't?

>> No.5964243

>>5964208
>But gods are the same as youkai
Not really. The gods aren't renowned for eating people, even if very few youkai do it nowadays. They're only similar in the fact that they both need humans.

>> No.5964244

>>5964192
So am I?
Animal youkai are made after a certain animal lives for a long long time.

A cat reproduces and leaves an offspring
this offspring lives 240 years turning into a youkai. In that period it must have reproduced at least once, however it will have normal kittens not youkai kittens (unless one of these lives for a long time too and turns into a youkai).

>> No.5964257

>>5964242
Have you considered adoption?

>> No.5964258

>>5964192
There is nothing mentioning reproduction in touhou canon.

>> No.5964259

>>5964244
well then it reproduced when it was a cat not a youkai.

>> No.5964267

>>5964259
however if a youkai cat keeps the qualities that lets it get pregnant it might be able for it to do so

>> No.5964277

>>5964244
Why 240 years? I thought nekomatas needed only a little bit over 10 years...

>> No.5964280

>>5964277
i typed a random number

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>>5964243
Well yes, I did say they differ in how humans regard them.

>> No.5964285

>>5964267
You forget about menopause.

>> No.5964288

Of course they can.

They just use after pills to not get pregnant most of the time.

>> No.5964312

>>5964284
But you also said "except", as if that was the only meaningful difference.

Well, never mind then.

>> No.5964331

1: Each youkai is different, so they do not possess any one common set of abilities and limitations.

2: In order for pregnancy to occur, the ovaries must still hold viable eggs. This means that the female must not have have had enough menstrual cycles to expend the supply of eggs, as well as the eggs themselves being young enough to be free of genetic problems (older women have higher risk of birth defects.)

3: Not any male can impregnate any female - a fox probably can't crossbreed with a human.

4: Youkai do not propagate biologically, so there is no inherant need for them to be able to reproduce.

5: In additon to the above it seems that many youkai conciously sacrifice their reproductive capacity in exchange for the power they hold.

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>>5964312
It is the only meaningful difference as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.5964347

who says that when they evolve into a youkai, they don't lose their equipment and no longer reproduce. Would explain why their life expediency is so long. They have to life long enough to pass on information to the newly evolved ones to ensure the survival of their race. Also if they reproduced, there'd be tengu everywhere.

>> No.5964362

>>5964331
Please stop trying to apply human logic to Gensokyo.

>> No.5964370

>>5964331
Well on this subject i was wondering. Lets assume there is a youkai fox out there that still produces eggs.

If their bodies change then isnt it possible that their eggs would also change? Its it likely that the normal sperm from a normal fox could penetrate the empowered eggs of a youkai fox.

What about genetic information, do youkai even have cells or living cells? Could a youkai's eggs even have the chromosomes to let them split? Its possible that even if shes still making eggs her eggs would be hollow.

>> No.5964380

>>5964362
Gensokyo logic is decidedly against reproduction for two principal reasons:

Males require special licensing to be able to mingle with the general game population, which stipulates that they must be limp-wristed slackers uninterested in women. Also, Gensokyo is stricken by the "family-friendly" disease which causes major reproductive defficiencies which only beings with extreme longevity can endure.

>> No.5964388

>>5964338
AFAIK, youkai can be associated with a certain element or aspect of nature, but only gods can govern it.

>> No.5964392

>>5964370
A youkai fox is born as a normal fox. Having the eggs magically turn human-friendly would not only be a massive stretch, but also completely unappealing from the perspective of foxes as they have no love for humans to begin with.

And Ran knowingly gave up her womb for longevity.

>> No.5964406

>>5964392
I have no idea what you are talking about, its like you didnt even read my post or you have a complete lack of comprehension.

>> No.5964415

>>5964406
Your bawww is showing.

>> No.5964427

>>5964406
>>5964370

'Youkai' isn't a species per se, more of an attribute that can be acquired or simply exist by coincidence.

>> No.5964430

a fox is a different species from a fox youkai

>> No.5964446

>>5964427
>>5964392
you should read that post again because you clearly didnt understand it. At no point in it was there any mention of new species or human friendly.

>> No.5964453

given how primitive biological sciences were in ancient japan and youkai being mythological beings, it's probably possible, just typically undesired by both humans and youkai.

>> No.5964454

a youkai is the special evolutionary step ahead of the normal animal. Saying a youkai could mate with its previous evolution would be like saying a woman could get pregnant from an ape

>> No.5964456

>>5964347
Tengu reproduce (I believe they do, at least, I recall /jp/ claiming they lay eggs) and are everywhere (on their mountain).

>> No.5964469

>>5964446
Quit being a pest, people aren't obligated to see your point of view.

I could go on and on, but that would be applying biological science to historical mythology so there would be no point. You're also annoying so I have no inclination to humor your whining.

>> No.5964480

>>5964454
That's not how evolution works.

Well, except for Pokemon, but don't mix up Pokemon into Touhou.

>> No.5964482

>>5964347
Tengu don't originate from other animals, do they? They're creatures of their own.

>> No.5964483

>>5964469
There's no point in having fun now? Fuck. I'll just be off to hang myself.

>> No.5964508

>>5964456
I mean they would have overtaken gensokyo already if they reproduced. Normal crows lay about 3-6 eggs per reproduction. Since they would be an apex predator, their population would be out of control unless another duty of the shrine maiden is to murder 99% of all tengu babies. I think it's just easier for crows to become tengu.

>> No.5964512
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5964512

science != folklore

>> No.5964521

>>5964469
Pointing out the flaws in my logic by pointing out things i didnt type just shows what a dimwit you are. Im not talking a normal dimwit Im talking about an IQ of 60 sort of dimwit.

>> No.5964524

God damnit, Zun. He should have just said that there are no males in gensokyo. Then there wouldn't be threads like this.

>> No.5964533

>>5964508
Id like to see the doujin were Remu kills 3000 tengu babies.

>> No.5964540
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>>5964521
Quit shitting threads up, this place is fine other than your inflamed faggotry.

>> No.5964542

>>5964524
That would not remove the speculation. Just because there are none doesnt not prove they can not.

>> No.5964549

>>5964540
Ahh I get it, you are embarrassed because you misread the post and he pointed it out. Its all making sense now.

>> No.5964551
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>>5964508
Do I really have to point a fallacy in that? From "(some) Tengu are associated with crows" and "Tengu reproduce" does not follow "Tengu reproduce like crows".

Besides, they have a huge abortion rate.

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>>5964533
I've got bad news for you, Reimu isn't one of the protagonists.

>> No.5964569

>>5964099
Yeah, the answer to that question is in that murder mystery that ZUN wrote, I think it was called Dolls in Paradise. In it, the unknown narrator details his/her trip in the human village where a meeting with a male half breed is brought up, we find out that his parentage came from a union between a male human and a female bird youkai. Some think that the male half breed in the tale might of been Rinnosuke, but we may never know.

>> No.5964573

Youkai evolve from their animal/flower/object form from the P blocks you failed to collect.
That's how faeries are born as well.
Gods spawn by wishing it.
Oni's drink so much they eventually throw up a baby oni.
Celestials grow from peaches growing out of their head(Tenshi is pregnant).
Magicians are created from The Great Kazoo.
Ghosts are all dead people(herp derp)

>> No.5964575

>>5964560
download link for this doujin please?

>> No.5964582

>>5964569
But did he detail how the child was born? When you toss in magic anything is possible. Their tears at being unable to produce off spring could have converged and miracled up a newborn child sharing their features.

>> No.5964584

Folklore says that yes, yes they can.

Folklore is a more viable source than science when it comes to Touhou.

>> No.5964588

>>5964540
>is still missing the point

ohh wow

>> No.5964598

>>5964569
>Alright, next on stage is a bird man.
>This bird man was somehow born from the union of a human
>and a rare bird of paradise that only lives far to the south.
>His parents had died a long time ago, so we took pity on the
>poor orphan and brought him into our troupe. Isn't that great?

Sounds more like a circus freak show.

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A female needs a valid ovum to become pregnant. The human body runs out of them at somewhere around 65 years old; species with shorter inherent lifespans use their ova at a faster pace (crows, cats, spiders, etc) so a very large supply can still be expended rapidly.

>> No.5964639

>>5964392
>completely unappealing from the perspective of foxes as they have no love for humans to begin with.

Fun fact: Most stories with kitsune taking the form of a young woman depict them as devoted and loyal wives rather than evil tricksters/seductresses.

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>>5964588
You have no point, go back to the drawing board instead of being asspained about it.

Anyway, this place isn't about your flamewars - read the global rules. Stick to the thread or go someplace else.

>> No.5964654

>>5964646
Its about learn2read or learn some female anatomy.

>> No.5964661

ITT we haven't read the yuki-onna story in Kaidan.

>> No.5964665

>>5964654
see:
>>5964605

All the female anatomy you need to know in this context.

>> No.5964674

>>5964639
Now i want to marry a fox. How many tails would you suggest? Im rather partial to 2 tails though more wouldn't be a bother.

>> No.5964682

>>5964639
Proof that the atomic bomb isn't to blame for Japan's sickfuckery.

>> No.5964714

Youkai must be barren. If they could have children, Sanae would've been knocked up long ago.

>> No.5964720

Of course youkai can get pregnant. The whole plot of one CoLA chapter boils down to the tengu panicking and trying to take a particularly large egg from someone who found it, all because they thought it was a tengu egg.

The panic over a single egg, though, may suggest a lower birth rate, which would make sense given youkai lifespan.

>> No.5964742

>>5964714
Can we retire that meme already?

>> No.5964760
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>>5964742
No.

>> No.5964761

oh hai you must be new here

>> No.5964770
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>>5964742
Someday, anonymous...
Someday...

>> No.5964772

>>5964720
If Tengu still make eggs then i would imagine other tengu could federalize them. Makes perfect sense. However, do you even know if tengu have been brought in to the world this way? Are there even male tengu? Has Zun mentioned that tengu do in fact lay eggs?

>> No.5964784

>>5964772
I mean, it's not possible that an egg called a TENGU EGG could be the egg of a tengu, right? That's fucking impossible!

Also, Lord Tenma, motherfucker.

>> No.5964789

>>5964770
Never. Slut Sanae will always exist regardless of how popular non-slut Sanae becomes.

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>>5964770
Yes, someday Sanae you may find someone who likes you as more then a warm fuckhole.

>> No.5964797
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>>5964789
Please don't say such things...

>> No.5964810

>read Tengu as Tenga
>open thread
>leave right away

>> No.5964811

>>5964797
Why are you sad? It's also true that non-slut Sanae will always exist.

>> No.5964818
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>>5964797
>>5964797
I'll just show you instead

>> No.5964822
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>>5964789
>>5964792

>> No.5964823

>>5964784
Ever saw a tengu lay an egg outside of fan art?

>> No.5964830
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>> No.5964832

>>5964823
Got a reason to doubt that a tengu egg does not in fact come from a tengu?

>> No.5964837

>>5964770
OH SHIT NIGGA, SHE GONNA PUT ON THE TRENCHCOAT!

>> No.5964838

>>5964832
Ill take that as a no.

>> No.5964840
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>>5964822
but you look happiest when a penis is cumming inside you

>> No.5964843

>>5964838
And I'll take that as a "I can't say shit so I'll give a lame non-answer instead."

>> No.5964844

>>5964832
Just because someone thinks a given organism is growing inside something does not mean it actually is. For more information I direct you to /r9k/.

>> No.5964853

>>5964844
Uh, it was a tengu who was looking for the egg. Are you saying that tengu are so stupid they can't even figure out their own reproductive system?

>> No.5964864
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>>5964811
But why does the whole slut thing exists in the first place?

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>>5964864
Butthurt Sakuyafags.

>> No.5964879

>>5964853
You have no facts or proof and no one cares about your opinions. So you have nothing.

>> No.5964884

This thread is why I hate my fellow touhou fans

>> No.5964889

>>5964879
You clearly care quiet a bit about his opinions, anonymous, if you're spending the time to try and prove him wrong.

>> No.5964891

>>5964823
That kind of logic says that pokemon can't reproduce and yet, they can.

>> No.5964901

>>5964864
As I see it, people on the Outside treated Sanae a little like a freak. In Gensokyo, though, they treat her like a girl and Sanae likes being treated like a girl.
That's why she likes being fucked.

>> No.5964903

>>5964891
Except there are canon examples of Pokemon reproduction.

>> No.5964910

>>5964864
Sometimes people want to fap to Sanae. Broadly speaking, either she's a slut or she gets raped. There's very little middle ground.

>> No.5964921
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>>5964910
Or Sanae is the one doing the raping

>> No.5964925

>>5964901
Damn, Sanae love cock for that?

>> No.5964929
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>>5964879
You are the one who has nothing.

I have what I need.

>> No.5964930

>>5964921
That's just a proactive slut.

>> No.5964936

>>5964910
80% of touhou fanwork is rape, 15% is slut, and 5% is normal

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>>5964925

>> No.5964941
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>> No.5964945

Ok based on this thread I come to a conclusion.

Given the existence of Tengu and with the idea that those Tengu, though not confirmed, do lay eggs we can assume that "some" youkai still produce eggs and do not suffer the effects of menopause.

With this idea its possible that a male whos sperm qualifies biologically and magically could in fact impregnate a youkai.

We can also conclude that given the magic and biological complexity that occurs in this world that favorable elements for impregnation would be very rare to say the least.

In conclusion, its possible but highly improbable.

>> No.5964948
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5964948

Pregnancy is a serious problem in Gensokyo. So much so that Marisa runs a free clinic.

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>>5964901
...as long as it's not rape, doesn't everyone like sex? Isn't that why people do it in the first place?
And being a girl doesn't mean being a slut, you know.

>> No.5964956

>>5964853
Reproductive dishonesty is endemic throughout any life with enough intelligence and mobility to commit it.

>>5964864
Sanae gets treated as an honorless piece of meat because she lacks senority; she's a token sacrifice in the fanon pecking order.

>>5964889
STFU with your flamewars already, they're nothing more than just baseless hostility back and forth.

>>5964884
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.5964960

>>5964929
>Great Tengu is a crow tengu
What the fuck is this shit, ZUN. Crow tengu were ignorant idiots, no way the Daitengu would be one of them.

>> No.5964970

>>5964960
Gensokyo crow tengu aren't idiots, though.

>> No.5964972
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>>5964954
>doesn't everyone like sex?
Save it for marriage!

>> No.5964978

>>5964960
No, no. The daitengu is merely assisting in locating the egg of an acquainted crow tengu, like a gentleman/good friend would.

>> No.5964980

>>5964954
Sex is a competitive sport, that's why evolutionary trends gravitate towards what is most fit for survival in any given period.

The "slut" ridicule generally regards females who refuse to be constrained to individual, and thus are a waste of effort in the competitive play of trying to ensure one's own passing of genes.

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>>5964954
There's nothing wrong with doing what you do best Sanae.

I think Plato said it best. "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need."

>> No.5964986

>>5964970
Wikipedia doesn't say anything about what they are, just what they were.

Plus, crow tengu are despised by Momiji. She knows of and respects the inherent inferiority of the crow tengu, and so should you.

>> No.5964996

>>5964986
That seems more like a personal issue between Momiji and Aya to me. Hatate doesn't seem to think badly of her at all, and that wouldn't be the case if Momiji really was condescending to the crow tengu.

>> No.5965005

>>5964996
Possibly, but racist Momiji is far more fun to think about than boring hates Aya Momiji.

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>>5964986
>Stage 4 midboss vs. stage 4 boss

>> No.5965010

>>5964986
Some wolf hates her boss, maybe, so her bosses species is full of idiots.
Sounds credible to me!

>> No.5965016

>>5965005
What about drowns humans Nitori?

>> No.5965021
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>>5964980
Uh...
Huh? You lost me.

>> No.5965030

>>5965021
Never mind that, guys like sex too. Just don't expect guys to take responsibility if you get pregnant.

>> No.5965037
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>>5965021
He's saying just keep going out and getting fucked.

>> No.5965044

>>5965016
Too grimdark for me. She's shy; it takes all her effort to get close to a human let alone stick her hand up their ass.

>> No.5965052

>>5965021
Sluts aren't good enough to make kids

>> No.5965053
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>>5965030
Oh. Oh!
Um...well, don't worry about that...

>> No.5965071

Modest women bear heirs to their families, sluts just produce bastard children for which are fated to be raised by single mothers.

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>>5965044
Ah, but maybe it's a cover, eh? Get humans to relax their guard by appearing shy and timid until they're brave enough to approach the river, and then in the next moment she's grabbed them by the leg and is dragging their head down under the water as they struggle with all their might.

>> No.5965085

Sanae's ability to not conceive is truly a miracle!

>> No.5965087
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5965087

If Tengu lay eggs, why is it that all the egg laying fan art is of Mystia?

Also would you eat Tengu eggs?

>> No.5965096

>>5965076
That certainly is a possibility, but I believe Nitori gets all the violence out of her system by stomping tengu at shogi.

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>>5965053
Yeah, sperm from different males fight each other. With all that semen from various men constantly swimming around from your womb it must be like the fields of Valhalla in your belly. They have no time to actually find your eggs.

>> No.5965117

>>5965087

If Aya and Rinnousuke consider tengu eggs to be edible, I would see no reason to disagree with them.

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>>5965098
Wha-!
No, no, no, that's not what I meant at all! There isn't any...um, sperm, so I won't get pregnant!

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>> No.5965147

It'd be nice to get regular porn dumps of characters that aren't Sanae.

>> No.5965150

>>5965098
Perhaps when its all said and done and the battle is over the only soldier that is left is to wounded and tired to storm the castle.

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>>5965136
You don't have to lie, its natural.

>> No.5965170

>>5965147
I'm open to suggestions

>> No.5965172

>>5965087
Because no one reads the three fairies manga.

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>>5965159
I'm not lying! I'm NOT LYING!!
I'm not a slut! Why won't you believe me!?

>> No.5965181
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>>5965175
You're only a slut if you let guys cum in your butt to try and avoid pregnancy.

>> No.5965193
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>>5965175

>> No.5965207
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>>5965175
Ah, yes... Sanae, I presume? In order to ensure victory for the United Kingdom in the fight against Fascism, I ask of you to for one thing, and that is to be my Waifu.

Hitler and his allies have already gotten others, but I greatly feel that you, and only you, are the key to victory.

>> No.5965212

>>5965207

Dear boy! Have the Americans already secured Utsuho?

If they have, then victory will, unfortunately, not be yours.

>> No.5965218

>>5965207
Bugger off, Churchhill. Sanae isn't fat enough for you; go pester Letty.

>> No.5965223

>>5965218

Sanae is fairly obese.

>> No.5965225
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5965225

>>5965181
I DON'T let anyone cum in my butt! I couldn't let them if I wanted to because there is no "them!"
Guys don't cum inside me, they don't cum on me, they don't cum near me! No one ever has, and until I say otherwise, no one ever will! Not you, not the internet, not the pornography artists, not my friends and family, ME.
And I HAVEN'T!

>> No.5965227
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5965227

>>5965207

Whatever just dont lay your capitalist hands on Cirno

>> No.5965229

>>5965087
Actually, I believe Aya, Utsuho and Mystia get about the same amount of egg-laying fanart (and I'm not complaining). Besides, we should all know in port logic what matters is artist's fetishes, not some silly obstacles like canon.

>> No.5965231
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>>5965223
In the chest department.

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>>5965207
Whoa- hold on their porky.

I believe what the Lovely lady wants is a Handsome, American man like myself.


Listen, Sanae, I want you to be by my side when we overthrow the tyranny in both the east and the West. To show my love for you, the I have ordered the world's largest Aircraft carrier to be built; the Sanae-class.

>> No.5965246 [DELETED] 

>>5965207
Whoa- hold on there, porky.

I believe what the Lovely lady wants is a Handsome, American man like myself.


Listen, Sanae, I want you to be by my side when we overthrow the tyranny in both the east and the West. To show my love for you, the I have ordered the world's largest Aircraft carrier to be built; the Sanae-class.

>> No.5965244

>>5965225
So what...do they go to the other room when they're about to cum?

>> No.5965250
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>>5965223

>> No.5965257
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>>5965207
Whoa- hold on there, porky.

I believe what the Lovely lady wants is a Handsome, American man like myself.


Listen, Sanae, I want you to be by my side when we overthrow the tyranny in both the east and the West. To show my love for you, the I have ordered the world's largest Aircraft carrier to be built; the Sanae-class.

>> No.5965260
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5965260

>>5965236
Jonas Salk here, FDR's a poliofag

>> No.5965261
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>>5965225
A descendant of the goddess of fertility and you've never let a man shoot his load up in you? I don't believe you.

>> No.5965267 [SPOILER] 
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>>5965250

As one ages, one is also more prone to obesity.

>> No.5965271
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>>5965246
Ah fuck it, I lold.

>> No.5965274

>>5965225
Oh yeah? Repeat it in red.

>> No.5965277
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5965277

Ahh yes...

Cirno will be another great asset for the Glorious Motherland, in addition to my waifu Kanako.

>> No.5965279
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>> No.5965280

>>5965261
i see the images are uploaded as 1,2,3,4,5....


upload that sanae folder please

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5965288

>>5965261
Augh! I didn't even know Suwako existed for most of my life. I'm my own person!

>> No.5965291

hot damn this thread is awful

>> No.5965296
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>>5965288

>I didn't even know Suwako existed

>> No.5965297

>>5965291
So awful you fapped, right?

>> No.5965301
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>>5965207
>>5965227
>>5965257
>>5965260
>>5965277

What the fuck is this? GTFO Allies.

Rumia is the the best waifu any man could ever want.

>> No.5965307
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>>5965301

>> No.5965311
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>>5965288
Making up for lost time?

>>5965291
Its QUALITY. I know you like it.

>> No.5965317

>>5965301
Oh fuck you Hitler. Rumia is MY waifu.

>> No.5965331
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>>5965301
Or what bitch, Kanako and I will fuck you and your loli's shit up.

>> No.5965341
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>>5965331
Sorry, its the rules.

>> No.5965344
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>>5965301

>> No.5965347
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>>5965311
And what is that supposed to mean?!
Actually, nevermind, I know what it means.
Fine. What do I have to do to make you believe me when I say that I'm not a slut? This has gone on long enough.

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>>5965347
> What do I have to do to make you believe me when I say that I'm not a slut?

Sew your vagina and asshole closed.

>> No.5965364

>>5965347
>>5965352
I'm starting to think you two are the same person.

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>>5965331
Or what?

Rumia and I will conquer your pitiful country and flood it with eternal darkness!

>> No.5965373

>>5965347
> What do I have to do to make you believe me when I say that I'm not a slut?
Repeat it. In Red.

>> No.5965379
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>>5965364
We aren't

>> No.5965381
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5965381

Everything's going alright for me though. Suwako has been a great waifu for me.

>> No.5965387
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>>5965352
No, that's ridiculous! Absolutely not! I don't want to be called a slut, but I'm not mutilating myself over it!

>>5965373
Red...uh...how do I do that? You want it written in blood?

>> No.5965393
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>>5965387
>>5965387
Don't worry, Sanae. It is I, Micheal Wittman, who is here to protect you from those perverts and name callers.

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>>5965387
> You want it written in blood?

Menstrual blood. That is, if you're not knocked up with some stranger's baby and still having periods.

>> No.5965404

>>5965387
No Sanae, if you can't say it in red it's like admitting you're a slut.
I still believe in you.

>> No.5965413

>>>/rs/Sanae_is_a_good_girl

>> No.5965418
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5965418

>>5965400
Well, I'm not, so no "luck" there.

>>5965404
Oh...thanks? Really, if this...uh...saying it red would works, I'd gladly do it, but I don't know what you're talking about...

>> No.5965423

>>5965413
Results for "Sanae is a good girl":
No results.

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>>5965381
Lucky you, Ben.

I finally got Yuuka to tell me she loved me, and sh gave me a hug.. She broke three of my ribs. I still love her, though... She stopped by earlier at the hospital to see me.

>> No.5965439

>>5965423
>>>/rs/Sanae_is_a_slut
No results either.
Clearly, Sanae doesn't exist.

>> No.5965442

>>5965439
Without love, it cannot be seen.
>Two separate red contradicting each other
Aw fuck.

>> No.5965450
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>>5965431
>Yuuka
This RP shit needs to stop
This isn't /int/
EVERYONE in this thread is reported, including myself.

>> No.5965510
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>>5965381
Lucky you, Ben.

I finally got Yuuka to tell me she loved me, and she gave me a hug.. She broke three of my ribs. I still love her, though... She stopped by earlier at the hospital to see me.

>> No.5965525
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>>5965450
Hope you get well soon, buddy.

Eirin and I have been doing really well these past few months. I got to go to the Lunarian capital last week.

>> No.5965547

>>5965525
Why are there no photoshops of me and Rumia?

Is there a kind soul willing enough to make one for me?

For god's sake, even OTTO SKORZENY has a photoshop of him with Chen!

>> No.5965554
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5965554

WHERE IS MAI WAIFU?

>> No.5965562

>>5965554
anonymous of croatia is your waifu

>> No.5965563
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5965563

>>5965547
Sup hitler

>> No.5965582
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5965582

I don't know, Ante. But I will give you a protip for helping out on the eastern front:

Photoshop yourself dating a Touhou. She automatically becomes your waifu! Himmler did it, I don't see why it wouldn't work for you. Now, if you don't mind, I have my Rumia to attend to.

>> No.5965585

>>5965379
Would've saved the image if it weren't for futa

>> No.5965596
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>>5965563
SPIDERMAN! I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS IF YOU TOUCH MY RUMIA

>> No.5965602

Sure is samefag.

>> No.5965622

>>5965585
Save it anyways. You want to.

>> No.5965630
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>>5965563
Good job, Spidey.

Remember how Sanae was for everyone?

>> No.5965653
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>>5965596
Purely platonic
>>5965630
Sanae is pure

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>>5965596
Not if I kill you first!

>> No.5965678

>>5965653
I can't be mad at you; you know how to treat Rumia.

>> No.5965693

>>5965653
ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, IMMA FUCKIN' RAPE YOUR SHIT NOW.

>>5965663
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I DODGE BULLETS AND BOMBS LIKE REIMU DODGES DANMAKU.

>> No.5965710

>>5965693
Reimu is your waifu now? You can only have the power of one waifu at a time, Hitler.

Now shoo, go make rooms slightly darker.

>> No.5965721

>>5965710
NO, REIMU IS NOT MY WAIFU. I WAS JUST MAKING A COMPARISON. I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON MY RUMIA

>> No.5965746
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>>5965663

>> No.5965754

>>5965746
Fucking Saya no Uta. y u do this.

>> No.5965766 [SPOILER] 
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>>5965754
no reason

tip: reason in pic

>> No.5965768
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>>5965653
WHAT NOW, BITCH?

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>>5965746
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

>> No.5965786
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lol

>> No.5965788

>>5965768
Why did you do that to spiderman? He just wanted to be friends with Rumia. I think you're a bit overpossessive.

>> No.5965803 [DELETED] 

>>5965768

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>>5965768

>> No.5965875
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>>5965768
>>5965813
Alright... What the hell is going on here?

>> No.5965908

>>5965875

Have you ever herped so much
that you derped

>> No.5965938

>>5965908

every day.

>> No.5965974

If they are youkai, they're more likely to become pregnant whenever they want. If they have God powers, they can do anything, this is a part where immortlity takes place as a god-like figure, where biology doesn't apply.

therefore, you fags just got trolled by biofags.

>> No.5966007
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5966007

So this means I have Sanae as my waifu, right?

>> No.5966024
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>>5966007

>> No.5966037

This whole "let's pretend we're political leaders from 50 years ago and claim waifus guis XD" thingie is getting from just unfunny to annoying.

>> No.5966045
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5966045

>>5966007

>> No.5966094

>>5966037
You buttmad? I think it's pretty amusing.

>> No.5966114

>>5966037
It was annoying from the start.

>>5966094
>I'm from /b/a/v/

Please go back there.

>> No.5966115

>>5966094
I think you're the buttmad one for being called unfunny. I couldn't care less if you want to do that, but guess what, it's getting old.

>> No.5966116

>>5966037
>50 years ago

>> No.5966124

>>5966116
70 years, whatever.

>> No.5966130

>>5966114
ALERT, WE HAVE A BUTTMAD SAMEFAG FUTA HATER TROLL HERE.

(I'm from /d/. I came to /jp/ about a year and a half ago.)

>> No.5966135

>>5966115
>Implying I'm the one who is samefagging this.

>> No.5966157

>>5966130
Then get out of /d/ too.

>> No.5966173

>>5966157
How about you stop trolling /jp/ and /d/? Ever think about that one? I'm in these places, just trying to enjoy my Touhou and my futa, but NOOOO you have to troll all the threads with "Herp this is spam" or "HURR shitposting".

>> No.5966188

>>5966173
The way you repeat things, you sound like a child with down syndrome

>> No.5966213

>>5966188
Nice comeback.

You should be awarded the Medal of Autism and Asperger's

>> No.5966233

>>5966173
I'm also trying to enjoy my Touhou, and I can't do that if every thread is spammed with your immature crap.

>> No.5966248

>>5966233
>Implying you don't sagespam and call everyone a faggot for "shitposting" when they are posting /jp/ related content.

>> No.5966255

>>5966248
>implying

Way to prove you don't belong here.

>> No.5966271

>>5966255
You don't belong here either, bro.

>> No.5966446
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5966446

This thread has been going places.

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>>5966446
No, my friend, I'VE been going places...

Damn, looks like that wheelchair faggot already took Sanae...

>> No.5966472
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>>5966446
No, my friend, I'VE been going places...

Damn, looks like that wheelchair faggot already took Sanae...

Don't tell Stalin I'm here!

>> No.5966536

>>5966472
xD

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