/jp/ - Otaku Culture

/jp/ - Japan Culture

>>5957488
same shit bro

(´_ゝ｀)Meh~~

I'm mad.

no really. somebody justify their shit-tier hobby on here. I'm in need of a good laugh

How fat is the OP and how abusive was his father?

I know, they don't know that losing their virginity is they key to happiness. Let me tell all you virgins out there, once I lost my virginity, everything started falling in to my hands. I became a professional gamer, I won the lottery, I got every single little thing I wanted after I lost my virginity. It's best just to drop the weeaboo stuff and get laid, it's the only way to be... Happy.

>society

I piss on society.

>>5957498
Aww how cute.....OP can't troll with a single post.

>>5957505
I literrally shit on it.

>>5957482
You best be killing yourself

Did a weeaboo fuck your girlfriend, OP?

brb, killing myself

>>5957505
OHHHHh watch out guys. angsty 12 year old detected

>>5957500
I piss on you. And you drank it.

>>5957517
No, he literally pisses on people.

>>5957506
OP here:

i enjoy your sarcasm, but I'll probably remain a virgin until I die and I never had a girlfriend. I am 20 years old, by the way.

This isn't a broskie jock fag picking on the weeaboos. It's a normalfag laughing at your inferior taste

>>5957517

No 19 get it right

and I love how if you go against society you're "angsty"

fuck off already, drone. Human society is a joke and nuclear war would be a beautiful thing.

>implying other cultures are better.

>>5957529
oh god. Everything you're saying is so predictable.

Listen little buddy, once you get out of your mallgoth slipknot phase and get a job you'll better understand.

>>5957529
Stay dry, Scandaroon.

Toohoo, porn games, and idols are totally glorious Nipponese culture! FUCK YEAH

>>5957529
You said earlier you were 20. Lying about our age, are we kiddo?

>>5957536

I am not a goth. Slipnot? Haha you wish I listened to such dogshit. And I don't need a job because I get $1000 a month for being disabled.

Have fun being no one with your false happiness faggot face mcfag

Fuck your shit and burn in hell.

bump

/jp/, so owned

>>5957565
How immature. You really are just a kid.

>>5957555
scandaroon is as serious as suigin
youre talking to a fictional persona

>>5957565

>>5957570

It doesn't matter who or what I am, friend. I have 5 knives. If you insult my existence, I kill you. I can kill anyone. I can do whatever I want, the law doesn't apply to me. The way the world works is whoever has power rules, and you an easily get power by killing.

Trying to reason with a psychology major such as myself? Heh.

>>5957498
sure. i enjoy my games for the challange, not for the story, for one. i play games for fun, and not just to pass the time untill weekend when i go out to bars and such. I am not giving up just because it's a bit hard, unlike most western gamers (if you don't believe me, tell me how many popular western games have some difficulty to them... that's ight, none.
but that wasn't your question.

western movies are shallow and without any imagination. most of them anyway. i mean, really. and lets not even talk about fantasy movies. harry potter? twilight? LoTR was the only good one, and even that is based on an olcd book. current western culture is, lets face it, shit.
but that wasn't what you ware asking either.

or is it?

>20 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click Reply to view.

I understand you guys are having fun, but you should really just let things die at around 10 posts.

>>5957580
What can you do, your disabled. I can kill you in my goddamn sleep. btw, it's slipknot.

>>5957565

Need some piano to soothe?

>>5957565
the sad part is that you don't even seem to realize that you are feeding the troll.

>>5957498

I have nothing better to do. That's my justification.

FIVE KNIVES NIGGA

>>5957582
>western movies are shallow and without any imagination

oh my fucking god. Please kill yourself.

also read EVERYTHING in this picture. It should resonate with you. Which is pretty funny, as it's generally used in rage threads.

>>5957589

I do like slow piano. But I prefer trumpet solos.

>>5957583
actually scandere is taking most of the attention. op is widely ignored here.

Good job, scan.

>>5957597
>rage threads
back to /b/ please

>>5957603
nice cop out fag

>>5957582
please be troll

>>5957600

Fuck, dude. I have no Japanese bird playing trumpet. Thanks for the painful reminder, you ass.

>>5957596
FFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE

>>5957604
nice being a fag you ultrabuugum
you have been reported

>>5957597

I found nothing particularly enraging about this picture, except for the overuse of weeaboo emotes.

>>5957617
>reported
OHHHHHHHHH I'm sure that'll do anything.

Also, rage threads are just a /b/ thing? do you only browse this board or what?

>>5957597
is this gaia? oh come on, if you have to bullshit me, and least try to come up with something yourself. unless thinking is too hard for you.
...
i'll assume it is.
anima has it's bad parts, that;s why some animas are popular in the west. please notice the page you just posted is full of western people.

go a head and say something about weeaboos, i don't feel like talking to myself for the rest of this post.

>kill yourself
Oh, don't you worry about that one, you don't need to tell me.

>>5957623
>I found nothing particularly enraging about this picture

I'll just assume you listen to top 40 through shitty computer speakers as you browse facebook

Sup guys! I wish I had the balls to kill myself. Peace out!

>>5957636
I have no idea what you said, but you're an uncultured 12 year old for thinking western film is bad

>>5957642

Nah.

There isn't much that I feel I need
A solid soul and the blood I bleed
But with a little girl, and by my spouse,
I only want a proper house

I don't care for fancy things
Or to take part in the freshest wave,
But to provide for mine who ask
I will, with heart, on my father's grave

On my father's grave
(On your father's grave)

I don't mean to seem like I
Care about material things,
Like a social status,
I just want
Four walls and adobe slats
For my girls

Holy shit, someone likes something I don't. WHY NOT GO OVER THEM AND TELL THEM THAT I HATE THEM? Yeah, that will obviously work, and they'll stop liking what I hate for no reasons at all! What a wonderful world it is!

>>5957634
reported once again
you dont know who you're up against kiddo

>>5957670
>Self-pride
Get out of /jp/.

>>5957582

>implying Amélie isn't more inventive and creative than anything released by Japanese studios in the past 10 years

too many sages

>>5957675

Reported for spamming, shitposting and misusing the report system

>>5957688
This.

everybody report the tripfag

>japanese animation studios
oh hay sup guise, how's it going?

>>5957688
reported for claiming that reporting off topic threads in misuse of the report system and that my posts are not all top quality

>>5957688
>>5957692

Dude, that's no one person. His trip is White Ren #chilly

Anybody can post as him

>>5957657
you are a brainwashed pigeon for thinking they are any good. oh sure, once in a while something good comes up. in anima, once in a while something bad comes up.

truth hurts, doesn't it?

>>5957697
>reporting for being a shit tier tripfag

>>5957695
If disney released anything even close to the quality of typical anime series, things would be different around here

>>5957695
>Shitney

>>5957704
That's not a valid reason to report someone, boyo.
Reported for misuse of the report system.

>>5957703

>>5957706
if people were less like you and actually had good taste, things would be different around here.

>>5957697

if off topic threads really bothered you you'd just report them, not post in them (but you're an attention whore so it's probably a compulsion)

therefore:

reported for posting off topic

WHITE REN ANGRY, WHITE REN SMASH!

ITT: entry-level trolling, and still, amusingly enough, 60+ posts and image replies omitted.
This is why I love you, /jp/. Never do change.

>>5957726
the butthurt is strong in this one~

>>5957737
yeah im an attention whore on an anonymous imageboard using ren's trip
genius
reported for being a dumbass

You hurt my feelings ;_;

>>5957737
Reported for not knowing who White Ren is.

>>5957750
regardless of your BMI, You're still slightly mentally retarded if you genuinely believe in what you post.

>>5957737
Ren Coalition reporting in to report this post.

>>5957768
>is op
>calls other 'mentally retarded if you genuinely believe in what you post'

it's cool. i'm just trolling like you are.

>not op
oh, in that case sorry about that.

>>5957749
>Implying that people aren't just playing along because they are bored

This thread has gotten larger than it should have...

Here's a thought OP, you posted here, and thus subject to your own rant.

>>5957802
"Implying" you're not telling yourself that to feel better. Don't give me that shit. Like I said many times already, indifferent people would simply ignore the thread, and not TRY to look indifferent by posting witty responses with sage on the e-mail field.

I admit I am a weaboo, I like 2D a lot more than 3D, I don't regret my decision to become like this. At least I'm not bored like hell cause I got millions of hobbies just cause I'm a weaboo.

>>5957817
>/jp/
>mad

>>5957817
your just frsutrated cus you came here and made a shitty thread and then you got metatrolled hardcore and then i reported your posts

>>5957840
>>5957833
Look at those witty responses of offended teenagers trying to look indifferent. Pathetic.

>>5957854
your the only offended teenager here kid
why dont you post your adress will so whos a kid after i kick your *ss or r u 2 chicken?

>>5957863
Well now with that arguement, why don't you post yours?

>>5957884
trolled.

no really, think what trolling is and you will understand you just got. trolling is not attention whorring on /jp/, it's getting other people at each other necks.

>>5957884
Derek Jones
71 Dodge Ave
East Haven, CT 06512-3334
(203) 469-2018

Come at me mothefucker.

>This thread
Take it easy....

>>5957897
If I was at any one's neck I'd be using image macros, slammin' caps lock on or jammin' in the shift key and fill my post with what I think is witty, fraught wuth typos to demonstrate my immortal an unsurpassable rage.

I'm a third party watching this hilarity :)

>>5957919
>>5957897
>>5957908

I forgot to mention unecessary cussing.

Wow, and here I thought /jp/ wasn't so easy to troll.

100 replies, seriously?

>>5957957
>>5957482
samefag~ i thought you left after i owned you :P

>>5957957

You should understand already that /jp/ NEVER gets trolled for accusing us of being what we are, but we ALWAYS enjoy flame wars

sage

European Culture > Japanese Culture > Australian Culture > Everything Else > American "Culture".

>>5958087
uncut > cut

Hi I heard this is a penis thread now, This picture should end that phase prematurely.

Also it is pretty funny that trolls target /jp/ in completely the wrong way to have a profound effect.

p.s. every thread must be replied to

>>5958106
Enjoy your smegma

i didn't know my /jp/ was one to give in to outdated trolling.

>>5957482
In this board, we take it easy.

take that untitled3.jpg into >>>/b/
>untitled3.jpg
how many times have you failed during making of that image?

>>5958152

That is all what cut fags say when it comes to cut vs uncut discussion, did you know that you don't get smegma if you shower once every three days, and also smegma smells good same way as your own farts smell good

>>5958181
>smegma smells good
Are you gay?

>>5958190


Is it gay to like yourself?

>>5958190
>smegma smells good same way as your own farts smell good
>I'm a retard who can't read
>Please rape me in the face and let me taste your smegma

I guess I'm late to the party, let's see if Scandaroon is still here

oh Scandaroo~n where are you~

>>5958231
Post Shizuha porn/guro instead. That'll make him come out faster.

>>5958225
>>5958231
Leave Nitori out of your Shifty bashing.
He doesn't care anyway.

>>5958239
Oh christ, even worse.

>>5958152

enjoy your leathery cockhead.

Scandaroon takes all of this abuse because he is a pretty big masochist. Take note that every time you insult him it is assisting in his arousal and masturbation.

The more you know!