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5946174 No.5946174 [Reply] [Original]

I lost my virginity and regret it. I feel as though I've betrayed all of you and that I don't belong here anymore, so I'll excuse myself now ;_;

Goodbye,
Anonymous

>> No.5946180

Cya.

>> No.5946182

Just leave

>> No.5946179

Fair enough, I'll give you a farewell report.

>> No.5946187

Hand in your /jp/ membership card.

>> No.5946196

You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.5946198

You are dead to me.

>> No.5946231
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5946231

>>5946174

>> No.5946239

I'm sorry, you're no longer welcome here. Please go to /a/.

>> No.5946241

You didn't belong here in the first place.

>> No.5946243

Before you go, tell me how much you paid.

>> No.5946254

I lost my virginity before I even found 4chan and I don't regret it at all. Now I have sex regularly. It's fun.

>> No.5946268

If money was involved, it didn't count.

>> No.5946273

How did you lose your virginity?

You might be excused for it depending on how it happened. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>> No.5946274

>>5946268
Money is always involved in one way or another.

>> No.5946303

>>5946273
No ZUN, heretics must be purged.

>> No.5946305

>>5946274
Touche.

>> No.5946325

>>5946303
What if he lost it to his sister? Then he would be praised as a king.

>> No.5946331

What's wrong with not fitting the /jp/ self image?

>> No.5946341

I wonder if it was a childhood friend.

>> No.5946344

I lost my virginity and I still like 3d. Some women are bitches and whores, but not all of them. I go outside regularly despite my Otaku hobbies.

Regardless of all of this, I still browse /jp/. And the best part is, i'm not better nor ay worse than any of you just because of a slightly different lifestyle.

>> No.5946360

OP's wearing his troll face! Confine your nerd rage!

>> No.5946372

>>5946360
I don't see anyone here raging.

>> No.5946379
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>>5946344
>Regardless of all of this, I still browse /jp/. And the best part is, i'm not better nor ay worse than any of you just because of a slightly different lifestyle.

(← is proud)

>> No.5946373

>>5946344
Cool tales Anon, but I already saw your true form in that one toohou thread. You can't fool me.

>> No.5946382
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>>5946344
fucking captcha

>> No.5946395

I don't see what's wrong either. I have sex regularly with my bf (and his friends when he's not looking).

>> No.5946402

>>5946372
Give it time.

>> No.5946407

>>5946395
Sarah?

>> No.5946420
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5946420

>>5946407
Pedro?

>> No.5946423

>>5946239
Ahaha no /a/ doesn't like non-virgins.

>> No.5946429

>>5946420
that explains why sion's underpants were under the bed

NTRd by sion fuck my life

>> No.5946443
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5946443

>>5946420

NOOOOOO!

>> No.5946472

My name is Pedro, seriously.

>> No.5946468
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>>5946429

>> No.5946484

How coincidental I see this thread on /jp/ today.I officially lost mine last night and my only regret is 2 minutes... Both times... Somehow, she wasn't disappointed, but I think that was just some ego stroking bullshit.

>> No.5946566

>>5946484
>Both times
You dog, you.

>> No.5946622

>>5946484
How can I last longer than 2 minues?

Are there any special exercises I should be doing at the gym or something? I'll be going later tonight actually.

>> No.5946633

>>5946484
Was she a virgin

This is important

>> No.5946640

>>5946622
dick curls

>> No.5946647

>>5946622
Squats

More squats

>> No.5946666

>>5946622
Kegel excercises.

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>>5946472

>> No.5946712

>>5946622
cock_pushups.jpg

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