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5942320 No.5942320 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of woman does /jp/ like?

Personally, I like fujoshi. Regular women seem vain and self-righteous, while a fujoshi is humble but perverted. I like the idea of having a partner who would like me for being who I am, to the point of obsession. I like the idea of being used as a living sex pillow, cuddled and drooled over at all possible times. Being very shy, like the idea of not having to initiate sex (which has pissed off many a girlfriend, let me tell you), simply being whisked away whenever she felt like it.

TL;DR
I'm a shy, androgynous guy who wants to be used like a doll by a depraved, /jp/in', otakuin' yaoi addict. That is all.

What's yours /jp/?

>> No.5942327

>>5942320
I've been in the kind of relationship you described. God I miss her.

>> No.5942334

fuck wearing glasses.
I enjoy staring into nothing while seeing floating colours, negative after-images of every object and visual snow everywhere. its entertaining.

>> No.5942346

An androgynous tomboy who's not afraid to speak whatever is on her mind, doesn't give a damn on what I like, and lives just to have fun, but still can have some flaws like being bipolar.

Not really sure myself.

>> No.5942431
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5942431

bamp for moar

>> No.5942447

3dpd durr hurr

>> No.5942452

I like manly men.

>> No.5942468

First of all, in order to devote my life to a woman I like, I must be a woman myself. I am not defiling a pure maiden with my penis, cute girls should only fall in love with other cute girls.

If this condition is satisfied, then an assertive girl slightly older than me would be the best. She'd tease me constantly just to enjoy my reactions, but I would never be able to bring myself to hate her.

>> No.5942481

I want an intelligent, prude and pretentious bitch.

>> No.5942483

I like girls for the outside, cuz i given up on the inside.
sociaty sucks.

>> No.5942498
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5942498

A female version of the classic adventurer. Someone who I can take into the middle of the scorching desert in a Land Rover and who won't complain. I want her to take the initiative and say, "Let us ascend the slopes of this veritable Olympus that stands before us and make love under the moonless starry sky from whence we came." We would travel the world, from Africa to Australia, hunting the most dangerous reptiles, climbing volcanoes, chasing tornadoes.

At the same time, I would like someone that enjoys a night at home, spending time together for its intrinsic value.

Essentially, I want them to be a multifaceted, fascinating person. Someone you couldn't get tired of. Like a female David Attenborough.

>> No.5942513

>>5942498
excellent

>> No.5942526

>>5942498
A+++
Would marry this man if I'm a girl.

>> No.5942528

-Short
-Slim
-Cute and round face
-Pale skin, no tanlines
-Long straight black hair with himecut
-No piercings (beside on ears), no tattoos
-Long eyeleashes, long nails, both real
-No body hair
-Quiet and very gentle voice
-Doesn't drink too much, doesn't smoke, doesn't do drugs
-White or Asian
-Virgin

>> No.5942533

I want one with a good paying job that will stay with me until I die.

>> No.5942541

>>5942498
Breathtaking.

>> No.5942564

The chances of a girl being physically attractive and reclusive enough to meet the expectations of a reclusive male counterpart are so slim that it's not even worth fantasizing about.

>> No.5942575

>>5942320
Trouble is, even we fujoshi don't like men like you. Yes, you're the same as us but we don't like that. We want a guy who is confident and passionate. That's why we love to read about guys like that. I'm sorry, but we wouldn't ever go near you. You seem a little...weak? Flaky? I'm not sure, but if you're the typical Japanese Herbivore do NOT expect a fujoshi lover.
Sorry.

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5942579

>>5942528

Nice fucking tale you got there, now what do you look like fat boy?

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5942589

>>5942575

>implying any men would want your fat ass.

Wait all you have to do is spread your legs, filthy whore.

>> No.5942598

>females
haha, no.

>> No.5942599

>>5942575
Screw you. You don't represent every fujoshi on the fucking internets.

>> No.5942600

>>5942579
unlike girls, guys can be pretty on the INSIDE.

>>5942575
>we
get out. if you are part of a crowd, you are a normalfag.

>> No.5942601

>>5942575
>we fujoshi
Oh boy, here we go.

>> No.5942604

>Women
>Be anything other than submissive
You guys are retarded
Also 3D is disgusting, get out of /jp/

>> No.5942605

>>5942498
This is the kind of person I'm working to become.
I'm studying various foreign languages in my free time, hiking a lot to get in shape and have a big travel savings fund.

>> No.5942614

>>5942600
What if you're trying to be part of the collective of /jp/? Doesn't that make you a normalfag? People say "we" in reference to other /jp/ posters all the time.

>> No.5942618

>>5942605

Very good. The spirit of adventure should never be lost.

>> No.5942621

>>5942589
As expected from /jp/.

>>5942604
It's not that we're submissive, it's just that we like confident and in-control men. Is that so wrong?

>> No.5942633

>>5942621

Only go for ALPHA AS FUCK SPORT HERO!

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>>5942621
>we

There it is AGAIN! Is there an echo in this thread?

>> No.5942642

>>5942614
I don't know about other people, but i never claim to speak on behalf of others.
whan i say things like 'we don't want you here' (if i ever said that) it based on what i know /jp/ to be like, after being here some time. i don't claim to speak for every male otaku out there.

and the others on /jp/ that use 'we'? well, /jp/ is quite small. if you are a part of crowd of only 50 people in the whole world, it still don't make you a normalfag.

>> No.5942653

>>5942621
>Is that so wrong?

Yes.
>[...] you're the same as us but we don't like that.

>> No.5942655

>>5942621
it's not that i have a mother complex, its just that i want a loving and caring woman with big breasts to suck at. is that so wrong?

>> No.5942669

>Troll pretending to be female thread
>324 posts and 20 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

>> No.5942671

>>5942633

Imagine this for a moment if you will: You and your family have escaped the freezing cold winter in the Minnesota tundra, to Palm Springs, for a relaxing and quaint vacation in the desert sun. After hours of driving along the barren highways in search of quiet spot for a picnic, you descend upon the perfect place to unwind, not a person or sound for miles, with nothing but the crisp blue sky, the cool refreshing breeze, and the warm desert sand. Complete isolation and solitude. As your wife begins the pass out sandwiches from the picnic basket, you notice a small object approaching. The silence slowly turns to a murmur as the object gets bigger. Within seconds the murmur becomes a thunderous cacophony of grinding metal, bellowing exhaust and burning rubber gaining closer and closer until finally it appears to be hunting you. Startled, you jump to your feet, grab the kids, and look for a barrier to hide behind. Before you can make another move the beast slams on the breaks and spins out, sending a wave of sand flying in your face. As you wipe the sand out of your eyes, you notice a man descending from the vehicle. Not a man of normal statute, but with muscles of iron, skin tanned golden brown from the desert sun, and blond hair blowing in the wind. Suddenly you realize this character is wearing nothing but sunglasses, white socks and a pair of brand new, bright white, ass kickin REEBOKS. Not to mention the family jewels, the largest standing tall and proud in all it’s glory.

>> No.5942673

The last girl I fell for was almost a hikikomori, only leaving the house to buy clothes and go to school.
I had seen her around town and she wasn't hard to find online, I was smitten. We met up and became close friends, she was aggressive and hit me often but I didn't mind because I was the only one she touched, after a while she revealed her soft, vulnerable inner personality and I fell even more in love with her and I told her so, I told her I loved her how she was even though she hated the way she looked, sounded and acted, I told her that I'd accept her no matter what and I'd take whatever punishment I had to.


She told me she didn't want a relationship, just sex.
I told her we couldn't be friends anymore.

>> No.5942676

>>5942671

As you try to cover you children's eyes, you notice it’s already too late, your wife is sweating profusely and smiling as she gazes at the man’s mighty sphincter. "Yo babe, got a smoke?" says he, seconds before your wife lunges toward him in uncontrolled ecstasy. By now your perfect day in the desert has been shattered to a million pieces. Anger and frustration boils in your mind as you turn bright red with rage. Until suddenly you hear the chaotic sounds churning from his souped up car stereo. "WHAT the hell are you listening to?" you ask this man in pent up frustration, but with a dire need to know who and what was creating this wonderful white knuckle rock-roll. "NIGEL PEPPER COCK" he replies. "They’re the newest rage. I heard about them while i was brothel hopping in Belgium, they’re huge over there. Some label called NABATE was gonna release it til the band heard they were owned by Virgin records and that they were some pro-WTO organization, whatever the fuck that means. I just like the rock. It makes me WILD. I hear the band has ex-members of MEDICATION TIME."

>> No.5942682

>>5942676

Soon enough you find yourself lost in the music, starting your own mosh pit in the sand and screaming maniacally from the top of your lungs. So engulfed in the moment that you don’t even pay attention to your wife making it with this bandito, or your kids playing with the guns they found in the backseat of his car. Over and over again, you keep pushing rewind and keeping the rock alive and screaming... occasionally snorting some of the strange white powder you found on the dash board of his car. Some hours later you're ready to collapse. Your son has shot your daughter in the foot and your wife is passed out from the overexertion. Yet you and this strange man are still rockin. Finally as the day ends, you ask this guy, "What’s your name anyway?" "Rick.... the Desert Dick" he replies, as he drives of into the sunset with your wife, leaving you with only a memory, and a cassette of NIGEL PEPPER COCK.

>> No.5942683

>>5942671

I stopped at the 'wife' part. Who the fuck do you think I am?

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>>5942671

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>>5942673
heart=broken

>> No.5942706

>>5942655
There's nothing objectively wrong with it, just don't expect to find her lol.

What woman would want to be that?

>> No.5942708

Dead ones.

>> No.5942709

>>5942706

A divorced older woman who lost her children.

>> No.5942723

>>5942703
Yeah, it took me a month to get over it... And even now my heart's still a little raw.

>> No.5942725

>>5942706
>loving and caring is too much affection for modern woman to show to their beau.

and that, my friend, is why i said woman suck on the inside.

>> No.5942732

Holy shit guys stop describing my current girlfriend that's kinda creepy!


It's an online relationship though.But I don't care.I can wait.I will wait for her.And someday she will hug me just like I always wanted to be hugged by someone.

>> No.5942734

>>5942723
You should have at least poured sulfurice acid on her face, that way she wouldn't be able to have sex ever again, as no man would look at her without being utterly disgusted.

>> No.5942746

>>5942725
We're happy to show love, but not the way you want us to.

I'm not your mommy, little boy.

>> No.5942749

>>5942732
D'awwwww.

I look forward to your wedding day, OP.

>> No.5942750

>>5942734
>she wouldn't be able to have sex ever again
>again
Yeah, she hadn't had sex at all at that point, still hasn't today and probably never will.
I don't know anyone who knows her and is willing to put up with her shit or her physical... Imperfections.

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5942760

My ideal woman would be a gatling gun made of amdantium, but it wouldn't shoot bullets, it would shoot ICBMs. ICBMs that are set on fire. Magical fire, like, blue or something and ten times as hot as normal fire. And the Gatling gun would glow blue when there are orcs around, red when nazis are, and yellow when Siths are. Also, the it would have an alternative fire mode where it shoots cola, pizza, and video games instead, for when I don't feel like fighting evil.
And I would name her sasha.

>> No.5942761

>>5942750
What imperfections?

>> No.5942763

>>5942746
I hope nobody is stupid enough to fall for this.

>> No.5942775

>>5942761
Think Hanako from Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.5942785

>>5942775
Oh god my heart aches so bad.

>> No.5942786

>>5942775
Oh wow. That's a keeper.

>> No.5942789

>>5942763
I am.

>>5942746
in what ways than?

>> No.5942790

>>5942785
>>5942786
Yup, I loved her...

>> No.5942801

>>5942732
That's nice Anonymous.
Online relationship worked for me, and became the real deal. Yours will too!

>> No.5942804

>>5942790
Why'd you let her go?
She may SAY she only wants sex, but in truth that's just her way of defending herself.

She's afraid to fall in love with you.
NO - She's afraid to admit to herself that she's in love with you!

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>>5942801
>someone encourages me on /jp/
<mfw

>> No.5942808

Glasses-wearing, hikikomori, kuudere bookworm.
It'd actually feel like selfcest.

>> No.5942817

>>5942804
Don't tell me that...

>> No.5942824

>>5942789
Physical intimacy.

>> No.5942827

>>5942808
Sounds good man, I'd fuck myself any day. I'm so cute.

>> No.5942836

>>5942827
I'd fuck you too.

/jp/ meet-up time.

>> No.5942844

>>5942824
if all we get is bodily pleasures, than all we need is a girl with good body.

>> No.5942850

Who would take an android? We're 20, maybe 30 years off from AI at least as intelligent as a human. Stick it in a suitable, customizable body, give it female character traits, and you have an insta-wife. You could swap out her old parts for more realistic ones as the technology progresses. You could have ultimate sex with mind mergers.

>> No.5942857

>>5942836
Auuu, s-stop it...

Fucking embarrassment reflex...

>> No.5942859

>>5942827
I feel the same my friend.
I'd love to fuck myself.

>> No.5942863
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5942863

>/r9k/ tier thread
>Liking 3d
>Online relationships
>Circle jerking attention whoring bullshit
Everyone ITT is reported for illegal content
This isn't otaku culture and you guys are fucking pathetic

>> No.5942869

>>5942850

>We're 20, maybe 30 years off from AI at least as intelligent as a human.

Hahahahahahaha. You know fucking NOTHING of science.

There will never be AI as intelligent as a human. Maybe in 3500 or so

>> No.5942874

>>5942863
>you guys are fucking pathetic
>isn't otaku
Dude.

>> No.5942876

>>5942850

I'd buy one. Hell, I'd buy two. Then I'd program one to be deredere and the other to be tsundere.

Fuck it. Throw in a third kuudere.

Oh, and I'd want various skin colors too so maybe a few more. Maybe a genki, full-bodied black-bot and a shy little pale loli-bot.

>> No.5942877

>>5942863
Actually /jp/ is just like /r9k/ but for people who like touhou,fapping,lolis,umineko and showing off how "smart" they are.

>> No.5942878

>>5942869
Why'd you have to ruin our dreams, shifty?

>> No.5942882

>>5942863
mad mad
mad mad
youuu are so mad...

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>>5942863
>mfw this post

>> No.5942898

>>5942869

On a linear progress scale, maybe. Fortunately, progress is exponential. The technologies necessary to emulate human intelligence are in development. Brain scanning and parallel-processing being most important.

It's a fairly mainstream idea that machines will reach the computational capability of a human brain and be able to pass the Turing-test before the mid-point of the century. I don't know where you've been for the past 20 years. Paradigm shifts in technology are at the furthest thing from a crawl these days.

>> No.5942900
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5942900

I'm a shy hikikomori, there only 2 types of girls I can like. The dominant nerdish girl and the passive nerdish girl. By nerdish I mean we share interests and we can understand each other as in when a game or something similar comes out I want to play/watch it and I don't have the time to drool over her. Once I'm finished with it I'll continue to drool.

What I'm looking for in looks, well decent facial structure, not a slutty cheating personality, as for fatness we I wouldn't like a whale but if shes healthy it's okay as far as I go. I prefer short over long hair, well you could say I am for what every man aims, that certain slim but not too slim as not to have tits/ass.

I do prefer biger tits, but when it comes to likeing someone I don't really care about the looks that much, I know I look like shit.

I've noticed a lot over time that looks change over time. I have an ugly friend and I don't even notice hes ugly at all... people tell me looks like hes stupid, funny thing is he pretty smart.

So yeah not that much interested in sex and throw away part, more for the love part, I had 3 girlfriends when I was 14. After that I had 0. Was I hurt or something well no, it was more like experimenting and going through puberty. Later I got flat rate internet and i got into 2D and games.


Actually I wrote quite a lot...

Basically personality >>>>>> looks.
Really big fat whale, big turn off not even a nice personality can help there.

Oh and I have standards, as in I don't want some shitty nurse or shitty phone operator or low level jobs. I'm going to be some sort of college educated job, I expect my girlfriend to be the same "class" as me.

Since pure moe stupidity/clumsy doesn't exist in real life at all.

Basically I'll never get the girl I like.
Blah I don't feel like posting this at all.

>> No.5942902

>>5942844
You know that's not true. You want somebody you can actually love. Don't be such a horn-dog.

>> No.5942928

>>5942468
...seconding. 100% same.

>> No.5942929

>>5942902
i do. i want someone to love.but modern girls suck.
i will be lonely forever unless i compromise, which will make me, my to be wife, and our kids misreable.

so instead of going to bars and giving the legitimate rape drug (alchohol) to girls, i post on /jp/.

>> No.5942950

>>5942929
You're just a bitter misogynist who can't deal with liberated womyn.

>> No.5942959

>>5942900
FUCKING PERFECTION

>> No.5942981

>>5942950
>liberated
you aren't. you just follow a different kind of dogma now.

if girls ware trully free to be what they are, there would have been some less bitchy girls around. but now all girls are like that, because if you aren't socaiaty scorns you, and anyway your 'friends' will have you 'libarated' by the time you reach 18.

some girls aren't meant to be bitchs. but they are, and it hurt the heart to see them like that.

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A girl, I would like a delicate flower that I could protect and pet and smell her sweet sweet candy body.

Being an awkwardly straight girl, I would like a guy who
- can relate to me and catch my pop-culture references, watch my cute girls doing cute things with me and not be confused
- has an open mind in regards to media (I hate books, rap is crap, etc. is really not impressive)
- shares/understands my interests (art, comics, running, business)
- I could admire above all else, but still see weakness in.
- possesses a respectable level of intelligence.
- has blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses, tall, big nose, and skinny- not important though if all else applies.

Sexually, I'd like a guy to dominate the fuck out of and hit and make cry. But, from time to time, could play the power struggle with me and win. Possibly mistakable for a girl, because that's always nice.

>> No.5942989

A blond woman in teens and speak my language, which is japanese.
;_;

>> No.5942990

I want to date the little girl

>> No.5943000

>>5942981
It always makes me laugh when people write these huge rants when they are obviously clueless about the world and living in some kind of constructed reality of their own head.

>> No.5943004

>>5942988
Very curious source?

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>>5942900
Damn I just read what I wrote, I wish this chat window was bigger also spelling errors everywhere.

I woke up from a strage dream about 15 minutes ago so sorry.

>> No.5943021

>>5942988
Please marry me.

>> No.5943025

>>5942988
you can't possibly be real.

>>5943000
it's allways nice to see people contradicting my claims without any claims or points, or even opinion of their own.
So i'm misguided, eh? indulge me; where am I wrong?

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>>5942900
>>5943020

>> No.5943035

I don't like women. We've been over this before.

>> No.5943041

>>5943025
Don't be retarded thoughtless.
I've had female friends my whole life.
Maybe they're just a bitch to you because you're creepy.

>> No.5943047

>>5943035
Just cause some of us like men doesn't mean we can't like women too.

FUCK YEAH I GOT ME A TRIPCODE

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>>5942950
>liberated womyn
>womyn
Too fucking obvious 0/10

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>>5943033
Must say I don't really see what I did to deserve a croatia.png jpg etc... But I feel honored to have a stalker like you.

>> No.5943067

>>5943041
i didn't mean 'bitch' as in 'mean and cruel'.
i meant 'bitch' as in 'female dog'.

you had female friends? how many of them you knew whan they ware young? what do you think about their personality now?
some girls are not meant to be vain or giggle machine.

also
>Don't be retarded thoughtless.
i expect haters to reply to that point.

>> No.5943077

>>5943067
I'd love to take you seriously but please use a spellchecker. It hurts my nazi.

>> No.5943082

>>5943051
Dude, you are the tripfag with the highest post count in /jp/. It's time you got yourself a personal stalker. ZUN!bar has at least 2-3 stalkers follow him everywhere he goes, Jones has a tsundere guy who stalks on him, even Sion has Beta.
Welcome to the club.

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>>5943051

>> No.5943088 [DELETED] 

>>5943082
my brain >POST MORE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU

>> No.5943089

>>5943077
> It hurts my nazi.
well good.

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>>5943089

>> No.5943095

>>5943082
Well fuck this I don't want that. I don't want to be part of any tripfag circlejerk retard shit.

>> No.5943106

I really dont know. I honestly never think about things like that, and even the 2D girls I've had crushes on have been completely random, ranging from a typical moeblob to a typical "rich girl" to a fujoshi to a very violent tsundere and so on.
I guess that at this point in my life it'd have to be a virgin with hardly any experiences with relationships, either a bit younger than me or the same age. Honestly, I'd probably be unable to have a proper relationship now. I'd probably be far too obsessive, jealous, inexperienced and immature for my age.

>> No.5943110

>>5943067
Didn't mean to put that in past tense. I still have female friends. We get along fabulously.

>> No.5943116

>>5943110
yes well, i don't get along now with girls i know before they 'grew up'. my sister included. i just don't like how they changed. they are not bad people, but i liked them more the way they ware before.
and girls i met now, i don't feel like i dislike them or anything, but, well... they all so shallow. all of them. including boys ofc. as well as the books i once liked as a kid, but that to be expected.

anyway, kudus to having friends.

>> No.5943117

I don't think there's a single woman on this planet I could actually like. I even hate my own sister. She's only 15 and dating a 18-yea-old guy. That fucking whoALSÄFJ

>> No.5943130

Me too, OP. Me too.
inb4 lol404

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>>5942575
Not true. I'm a fujoshi dating a soushoku danshi-type, and loving it.

Do I get pissed at him sometimes for not being more proactive? Yeah. But I get over it, because I remember that talking to him about it is better than fuming silently, and we work things out.

And shy, sensitive guys are vastly superior to the chumps out there who think women are whores (or stupid/children) and relationships are a games, or are threatened by a girl who is more educated or makes more money or tells funnier jokes than them, or don't treat their partners as equals, or are obsessed with their own cocks, or use hair gel.

Every day he does things that make me realize how lucky I am: he's sweet, funny, super nice to me, loving but gives me my alone time, and as a great side bonus, he doesn't stigmatize me for my fujoshi tendencies despite having few otaku interests himself. He regards my collections of eroge and figures as normal, rents anime for our dates sometimes, and even occasionally humors me when I ask him to do a Wakamoto voice in bed.

Girls who say otherwise should give shy dudes a chance - even better if they're geeks. You don't know what you're missing.

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>>5943106

I want to take you on a trip. Find a place with an awe-inspiring view and sit down for a few hours. I'd put my thick, hairy arm writhing in ropes of sweating muscle around your scrawny shoulders and bluntly tell you about life. What it means to be a man. What it feels like to be a man. At the end of the day, you would get that massive, frothy realization that shaped so many of my fellow men throughout the years.

>> No.5943155

>>5943134
You.
Are.
Perfect.
Don't ever change, femanon. We herbivores need love too!

>> No.5943163

>>5942734
At times I worry that /jp/ really IS full of muslims.

>> No.5943164

>>5943116
Maybe it's you who is shallow, and you're just judging others before really getting the chance to know them...

Adults put on kind of a social mask, that's what we're all trained to do, kind of a necessity when you enter the workforce etc. Maybe you're only seeing that and assuming that they are not real people underneath. Adults aren't as open as children but that doesn't mean we're not real people with real substance underneath.

>> No.5943165

>>5943134
>I ask him to do a Wakamoto voice in bed.
What the ...

>> No.5943166

>>5943134
>Wakamoto voice in bed

I would have no problem having a horse for a boyfriend if he could do that. And I'm not even female.

>> No.5943176

>>5943163
Muslim reporting. This is actually a common movie element over here, though with nitric acid instead.

>> No.5943178

>>5943164
Putting a mask and not knowing the moments you can to take it off is a sign of immaturity, anon.

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>>5943134
>a girl who is more educated or makes more money or tells funnier jokes than them
>tells funnier jokes than them

>> No.5943187

>>5943178

What if you became the mask?

>> No.5943188

>>5943176
You muslims have it good. I wish the women over here too knew their place (i.e. kitchen).

>> No.5943196

>>5943188
>muslims have it good
reactionimage.jpg

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5943198

Question, /jp/: would you prefer prefer an S-type or M-type girl and why?

>>5943155
oh blushing.

I think the only problem that there aren't more fujoshi in happy relationships is that most are just as shy about approaching guys they like as the guys are. I hope your perfect girl will sweep you off your feet someday!

>> No.5943201

Oh, /jp/. I just read the entire thread and I must say it was reported.

>> No.5943206

>>5943201
well then, please enjoy your ban for frivolous reporting.

>> No.5943208

>>5943164
No, the extroverts don't realize that it's a mask and believe that it is normal behaviour. As they fake it themselves, they eventually start to change until it really does become their true personality.
And even amongst those for whom it is a mask, they're never going to take it off around you, seeing as being with you would count as socializing and thus justify using the mask. If you truly think you can become close to them and eventually see their true self, you are deluded. They will think that you were friends with/attracted to their fake personality, and thus be sure of keeping it up all the more.

>> No.5943214

>>5943206
Don't make me go White Ren on you, bro.

>> No.5943217

>>5943198

What has social evolution wrought? Gender will soon break down and we will become a unisex hive-mind.

>> No.5943221

>>5943187
Then it's not a mask anymore. It's you. Your true nature revealed.

>> No.5943222

Comiket sure attracts lots of retards from outside, just look at this fucking thread.
Reported

>> No.5943223

>>5943217
> What has social evolution wrought?

people who are not you getting laid. next?

>> No.5943230

>>5943217
Actually, if this keeps up Western society will simply die out due to not having enough children and be replaced by one with more traditional gender roles.

>> No.5943232

>>5943134
you're a wonderful person.
just so you know, you and >>5942900 gave me tiny string of hope

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>>5943198
*swoooooooon*

>> No.5943236

>>5943208
>they're never going to take it off around you
You can get most people to be real with you if you're real with them in return. It probably seems like that to you because you're not real with them - it's a perpetuating cycle. Because you think like that nobody will be real with you.

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A girl that looks like this with the personality of Saten.
That would be perfection.

>> No.5943239

>>5943230
Traditional gender roles are what's depopulating Japan. Women don't want to be treated like chattel and refuse to buy into it by marrying and turning into idle housewives. Even those that do don't want to bring their kids up that way and so don't have any.

>> No.5943242

Morning /jp/ really is the worst. I blame the Europeans.

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>>5943237
>Nono with the personality of Saten

>> No.5943244

>>5943230

Precisely. Muslims will overtake Western society if women who are assertive towards a meek man continue to proliferate in society. Western society deserves it.

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>>5943232
People just need to be more honest about what they want, to my mind. It'd save a lot of anguish all around.

>> No.5943251

>>5943198
I really don't know. There are times when I want to dominate a girl and put her in her place, but I'd love to get spanked too.

>> No.5943254

>>5943244
"overtake" how? Mind explaining rather than talking out your ass?

>> No.5943256

>>5943244
>women who are assertive towards a meek man
Isn't that /jp/'s dream girl?

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5943259

My ideal woman?
Easy.

>> No.5943261

>>5943242
bitterfags sure be bitter

>> No.5943262

>>5943248

What if your true personality and desire has been warped to a socially unacceptable level?

>> No.5943271

>>5943254
A lot of people theorize that Muslims will become the majority in many countries where they are currently a minority. He means overtake as in population count, higher birth rates, etc. People have been going on about that for many years especially in Europe, I'm surprised you haven't heard that talk before.

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A mix between this >>5942900 and this >>5942498.

Also, I just found this browsing 2chan.

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>>5943277

>> No.5943285

>>5943254

No, I would not mind explaining. Westerners don't grow in population anymore. Muslims are theologically-driven rabbits. They have a fertile land to sow their Muslim seeds in called the WESTERN WORLD. America, Mexico, Japan, Britain, they're all vulnerable. They will come and displace us as the new dominant race.

>> No.5943288

>>5943277
The fuck.
Warn me before posting this shit.

>> No.5943290

>>5943262
>socially unacceptable
No such thing. Even furries have a subculture and a society.

>> No.5943298

>>5943277
LOL. Right down to the green tank top. (actually I have a green shirt and tap pants on right now, come to think of it.)

What do you guys wear at home when you're alone or in front of the computer, though? I thought shirt + underwear was the standard.

>> No.5943302

>>5943285
Muslim birthrates plummet as soon as they naturalize in the West. What are you really smoking?

>> No.5943308

>>5943302
You're hilarious.

>> No.5943310

>>5943298
Have some decency man, at least wear some pants while drooling over loli's.

>> No.5943314

>Muslims
waithowdidwegethere

>> No.5943319

>>5943298

Shirt plus athletic shorts.

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