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I can't stop laughing. I think it's the only alternative to bursting into tears.

Will is hot.

I absolutely lol'd

SOBBING

KINZO

WHY

if i'm gay enough for will i can block out that horrible kinzo and beatrice art right

right???

I don't even follow Umineko and I've been reading these threads like mad for the past few hours

why

>>5936620
why would you cry?

I'd fuck Will.

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=151200
Is real.

FINAL UPDATES (from prior portrait extraction):

* Wright and Leon are real, whatever their names are (WIL and RIO). They have about a dozen to 17 expressions each.

* Claire is real (CUR), as is Original Beato (BEA/3/). Each have the same expressions as all other Beatos, about 70ish.

* Servant-Stakes are real.

* Everybody else appears to have no new portriats. Bern doesn't, Meta-Battler doesn't, Lambda doesn't, nothing.

Post more casual Beato.

God, I can't wait for the fanart.

Young Kinzo is a Battler's face copypasta.
Im crying right now

I am loling way to hard at EMIYA KINZO.

"DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH GOLD?!"

So, did you guys realize that Umineko is shit yet?

>>5936635
Thanks, bro. Are you going to check the music files, too?

>>5936631
Out of joy. These new sprites are just so beautiful they're making everyone cry.

>>5936620
I'm with you, man. This shit is so unbelievable it's hilarious.

Inb4: Delicious tears over character design, Batshit Kyrie, Batman Eva, Yashkanzotrice, Nazis and fucking Hetalia

Umineko keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
I love it for that.
I just hope it won't make me cry as much when I actually read it.

"Kinzo: Massacred his family by setting up a bomb
Krauss: Concealed his father's death
Natsuhi: Dropped Lion off a cliff
Eva: Carelessly killed her elder brother's wife in a scuffle
Hideyoshi: Carelessly killed his brother-in-law in a scuffle
Rudolf: Killed for pleasure (?)
Kyrie: Massacred
Rosa: Killed her sister-in-law
Jessica: Love on the brain
George: Love on the brain
Battler: Incompetent
Maria: Delusional
Ange: Delusional''

This family is fucking hopeless.

>>5936635

Why does he have white hair

None of his children even have white hair

Crikey! I've found a Witch right out in the open like this... Gotta cap'tcha 'er!

like I said in the other thread,

heaven forbid the human/younger versions of characters don't live up to your delusions.

I cried when I saw the new sprites. Damn it Ryu

>>5936641
Claire follows the Ryu line, that's to say, Touhou.
yeha, Kinzo looks bad and Beato just looks quite normal.

God, R07, you'll finish as drunk as ZUN...
WHY, WHY, WHY

I AM THE ENDLESS TOURIST, BEATRICE

>>5936650
pukukuku.you forgot Kyrie and Amakusa.......wait what.

>>5936653
I like how they say NOOOOOOO

>>5936650
Because anime. Everyone (except for Beatrice) is supposed to have black hair. They're Japanese.

>>5936659

Dem hips.

Okay anon, we've established that the torrent was real, the portraits are real and that you have the ISO. Upload the fucking music PLEASE JESUS I BEG OF YOU

>>5936659
DEM PANTS?

There are no "dead" portraits of any kind.

Either no murders happen, or no murders are confirmed in TIPS.

>>5936649
Oh god the episode 3 LOLACCIDENT SORRY was right?
Umineko just got to another level of retardation.

>>5936652
Young Kinzo confirmed for Steve Irwin.

Suddenly Kinzo's death makes sense

>>5936659
She looks kinda nice

>>5936659
Oh thats not bad

>>5936635
Could you upload the best new tracks that are in EP7?

Something by zts?

>>5936635
I feel like clenching my fists in anger.

>>5936659
That shirt with that scarf?

>My face when Whitekastel is fake
>My face when Claire and True Beatrice are real

PROBLEM BEATO?!

i laughed off these sprites with another guy who didn't follow the series but he lol'd too

was that torrent legit?

>>5936662
Not to mention Kinzo has brown hair in the anime

Fuck, it's like with Zepar and Furfur. The more I look at the sprites the more I love them.

>>5936659
Why are you so hot

>>5936680

Well, red and tan go together.... sort of....

My apologies, you were right. Zombie Shannon is real.

HEUEHUE

Do I need EP 5 and 6 installed for EP 7, or can I install it on its own?

Also, I just mount the .iso with Deamon Tools and go from there, right?

>>5936675
>>5936673
Too bad DEM SHOES and DEM PANTS is what you don't see.

.....

>>5936690

>>5936690
FFFFFUUUUU

GOD DAMN SOMEONE CALL LOGIC ERROR ON R07!??!?!?!
ERIKA'S DEAD?!?! AW FUCK ON WONDER SO MUCH BS IN 7

I just have one question that will decide if Umineko is fucking retarded or not.
Does Jessica know about YaLeShKanotrice?

>>5936701
Hei could probably pass for Will there if you just added the red streak to his hair.

So, I guess we can all agree that the love trials in EP6 were utter boring bullshit and had nothing to do with the actual outcome of the plot?

I mad.
It's true.

All is lost.

>>5936707
No one has any idea about the plot yet. The Japanese stopped posting screenshots about half a day ago.

>>5936687
Because Beato DEM HIPS.

>>5936711
Actually it did, it was more hints about Yasu's crazy wonderland of a brain.

What is this I don't even.

Music yet?

>>5936711
yes <3

actually real captcha: ISN'T atentrol

>>5936708
Add some UNTZ and it's like Darker than Seacats is perfect.

>>5936635
fuck fuck...

goddamnit if the servants stakes are true then why did nobody EVER realize that waitress girls running around and killing people with magic swords looks like their own servants WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY T_______T

One of you with the game should stream it so we can all cry together.

Kinzo confirmed for HERO BATTLER aka Archer

EPITAPH SOLVED

>>5936694
Anybody?

>>5936729
Because they weren't on the island.
The stakes were MODELED of the maids.

>Do I need EP 5 and 6 installed for EP 7, or can I install it on its own?
You'll only need EP7 now. Can't help with your second question.

It's all true, the entire Taiwan theory, right down to LORDU.

>>5936737
7 has 5 and 6

Someone should ctrl till the tea party.

>>5936729

I'm convinced ryu is just making things up as he goes at this point

>>5936729
because magic is bullshit, what now, anti-mystery fags?
>>5936733
...what does it solve exactly? How exactly could people have got this from the epitaph? What does it point to? It doesn't make sense.

>>5936711
<----LAWLZ WHO U THINK MAD THIS TROLL?

DIDN'T PEOPLE ARGUE OVER SHIT ON BOARD OVER THE LAST 6 MOS?

UMINEKO = WHEN YOU CRY, BY TR07LL

Theater background, no idea what it's for yet.

>>5936729
because the humans can't actually see them?

gray haired kinzo is going to save the red headed battler at the last moment against whoever the hell hes fighting, lets say a certain blonde maybe? in ep 8

>>5936745
>>5936740
Alright, thanks guys. I had to delete 5 and 6 a while back to make room on my hard drive for other shit, so I didn't know how I'd work around it when I installed EP 7.

>>5936728
Glorious.

MUSIC RIP WHERE

I dunno anything anymore.

>>5936743
Wow. Sweet.

Bet the guy who thought of that feels proud.

Even more conveniently crazy people and more ugly sprites.\Terrific.

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=151200
this legit?

>>5936743
I bet the guy who thought it up must be shitting himself in joy.

>>5936768
Yes.

>>5936770
At least they're not exact copies of Shannon.

EP 8 cover art leaked.

Naruto was behind everything from the start.

>>5936763
wat

Uh-oh.

>>5936770
Shannon stop that right now

>>5936770
Maid Stakes? Do want.

Pun intended.

oh shit

>>5936770
SHANNON BODY + STAKE HEAD = I AM GOOD CHARACTER DESIGN

>>5936775

Yeah... they're just missing the one winged eagle on their legs.

>>5936778
....Da fuck?

>>5936778
Seems like Bern is gonna have ONE HELL of a punishment game for this!

Will is alternate universe Battler, I'm calling it...

>>5936778
Fuckin' creepy.

So who's the culprit? Rudolf and Kyrie?

I feel trolled to the core of my soul.

I hope those spoilers are fake as fuck.

>>5936778
Isn't this the background when Crazy Shannon is facing off against Wright?

>>5936778
?

>>5936784
OBJECTION!
LOOK AGAIN THERE IS NO WING ON THE LEG@

>>5936739

i know they werent on the island but still its not like all of the Ushiromiyas are that retarded to forget how does people look like if they are not standing right before them, right? or are they

>>5936795
Too late for that. We've got a legit copy of the game now.

>>5936792
And yet, still want Will/Battler. Hey, it wouldn't be any more screwed up than any of the canon Umineko pairings.

ep7 endscroll too large to post but... nobody's dead.

>>5936798
Wrong guy pointing with a suit.

>>5936778
>Yasu being bullied
At least is creepy

>>5936799
are you fucking retarded
gb2/lj/

>>5936794

Both

>>5936799
You know that the people on the island weren't really killed by demonic stakes and witches, right?

>>5936785

Breasts are smaller, too. Compare the sprites.

>>5936799
The Stakes were just metaphors for the actual killing devices or some shit, though. They didn't actually kill anyone.

>>5936770
Mammon is so moe.

YOU WANT CONCLUSION?

NO CONCLUSION FOR YOU BAKA GAJIN

ENJOY MY YSHKANNOKYRIELIONTRICE

>>5936803
I KNEW IT.
Kyrie culprit was a troll.

>>5936770
so i guess all the female servants have the same size chest?

>>5936794
Neither. Though they are killers.

>>5936770
>blushing Mammon
I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION, EXPLODING HEART AND EXPLODING NUTBLADDER HNNNG

>>5936799
>magical scene
Didn't happen. In ep5 NAtsuhi has an intimate relationship with Beato prior to the game.
She hates her in ep1 and doesn't know who she is when she's attacked in ep6

Ange's dates don't say the day...

There's also one for Oct. 5, 1985.

If there's going to be an Episode 8, I really want to go to C79 so I can cut out the middle man and spoil you all by myself.

Hey guys. You remember that scene in Ep 6 with Battler talking to "Figment of his Imagination" Beatrice? She says it would take 1000 years to regain her old personality, and her FEMININITY.

That has a whole new meaning now.

>>5936802
Dat belt... scarf... thing. I'm liking this guy's design.

>>5936815
>all the female servants have the same size chest

I think i'm gonna fap with some meido Belphegor right now

Nobody died in episode 7 because Battler wasn't there.

You guys believed fantasy scenes far too quickly.

>>5936822
there were too many maids to notice. BUT YES MAMMON IS MOE!!!! MOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!! KYUUNNN!!

Wait...so this is not closure but EVERYONE SURVIVES?

WHAT
THE
FUCK

Well that's one thing answered definitively.

>>5936809
of course they were

>>5936835
Everyone survive because there was no incident.
No epitaph, no bomb, an actual competent heir, Battler isn't here.
No reason to kill.

>>5936814
you know Kyrie culprit was related to the other games, especially ep4 right?
At least we know Kanon didn't backstab Kyrie in this game.

Wait...people already finished the VN?

I call a troll.

>>5936814

This would be the best news ever! I believe in you Kyrie!

>>5936803
Nobody ever dies anymore. This really isn't a surprise.

Although we don't know a damn thing about the story right now, so let's not jump to too many conclusions.

You guys.....can't you read? This is an ALTERNATE ROKKENJIMA with NO BEATRICE, remember?

>type-moon shops
>naruto shops
>Darker than Black screens
>people spamming spoilers in other threads
umineko fanbase confirmed for shit tier

The chapel now has dozens of new backgrounds. Apparently somebody took some new pictures for Ryukishi.

>>5936845
He's extracting backgrounds.

>>5936832

>>5936778
>>5936690

SO THIS WAS REAL WHAT THE FUCK

>captcha: sioncent overrules, wat

>>5936851
Dlanor, come back. I want to see you troll your tsundere coworker like everyone else. ;_;

>>5936810
Nope. They're exactly the same. The Stake's sprites were just a bit smaller, so I adjusted the sizes and... they overlap perfectly.

>>5936770
couldnt he at least resize the fucking head? it doesnt even tike 10 seconds in SAI...

>>5936852
>he doesn't like Darker Than Black

>>5936843
It was just a fake conclusion that Bern came to in this episode.
I'll wait till I see it in red, but if the spoilers are right the episode ends with Battler being very confident.
He will deny it

I'm calling bullshit on the "nobody dies" until I see the ending credits image.

Anyone have the music rip?

<---r07 "Ushiromiyas are seagulls! Those seagull are now diamonds!"

R07 is bullshittin a lot cause he needed more monies, so he made more novels, but used too much red and lock himself up. so he completely bsed his way out. and you guys eat all that shit up.

+for stakemaids, now well have better wackmaterial

captcha: radtes awful

>>5936814
Van Dine freezes Rokkenjima, with Lion properly recognized Beatrice can't exist and the murders have no reason for happening.
The killings happen in the tea party. I was the one who translated the 2ch spoilers, take that as you wish.

So kyrie and rudolf killed everyone for money? That's pretty dumb.

>>5936868
The entire point of the episode is that nobody dies. Learn to read.

This seems like it's a short episode.

>>5936872
I'm on a horse

>>5936872
Does that mean we can accuse R07 of a logic error and lock him up until he tells us how to actually solve this shit?

You were saying?

>>5936874
Does this mean we might actually have a chance for Wright vs Battler for the sake of their respective waifu's right to exist?

>>5936852
This episode feels even more trolly than E6. Although I want to just accept things, it creates so much tension in me that I might just explode before winter comes.

>>5936874
There had better be a lot more to the episode than just this.

>>5936868
I made it smaller, because it's too big.

>>5936879
remember the red. it's because ushiromiya battler's sin that all of them die.

>>5936883
on the contrary

Stream fucking where?

So....any new Gold Truth?

>>5936883
>>5936888
It's the longest so far, while there are little to no characters in the endroll.

>>5936704
meet me back at
>>5936885

dis someone forget?
no Battler on the Island means everyone lives

Title text box. Translation?

So has anyone made any progress on discovering what Battler's sin is?

>>5936892
"just this"? A lot of shit got explained or hinted at, I don't know what you'r talking about. It's not the last episode, what were you expecting?

>>5936905
'I gurantee, that this won't have a good ending'

Which is strange, because the ending apparently is good.

>>5936907
...so who actually appeared in this episode?

Molinari le dio una carta.

- El ejercicio te ha cansado. Yo sacaré por vos la última carta, que es el rey de copas.
Tomó, casi con negligencia, una carta y la agregó a las tres anteriores. Después le dijo a Molinari que las diera vuelta. Eran el rey de copas, el siete de bastos, la sota de espadas y el cuatro de copas.


- No abrás tanto los ojos —dijo Parodi—. Entre todos esos naipes iguales hay uno marcado; el primero que te pedí pero no el primero que me diste. Te pedí el cuatro de copas, me diste la sota de espadas; te pedí la sota de espadas, me diste el siete de bastos; te pedí el siete de bastos y me diste el rey de copas; dije que estabas cansado y que yo mismo iba a sacar el cuarto naipe, el rey de copas. Saqué el cuatro de copas, que tiene estas pintitas negras.

So we have to wait another six months before Battler actually does anything?

>>5936905
"This game will not be granted a happy end"

>>5936919
22 chars. A lot of meta, so like half of the pieces is not there.

>>5936905
Yeah, gold text outlined with red.
> This game will not have a happy ending.

>>5936916
Apparently the entire episode is composed solely of a) Yasu's backstory, with none of the other characters appearing ever, and b) Kyrie killing everyone in the Tea Party.

Seems like a shit episode to me.

>>5936917
The ending is not good. This episode, Bernkastel constructed an alternate (fantasy) rokkenjima where Natsuhi does not drop the baby and battler does not come to the island. Beatrice doesn't exist, and there are no murders.

Haven't checked for a hour, left at previous thread.
Was the torrent legit? New developments?

>>5936884
lawlz sum1 NEEDS shop battler's face and these words

SWAN DIVE INTO THE WORSE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!

>>5936934
The torrent is legit

>>5936932
Kyrie does not kill everyone in the tea party.

Torrent was legit, as the images that we've been posting demonstrate.

Don't have it actually fully installed yet though.

Wait, hold on a second.

All this actually makes no sense.

We had Zepar and Furfur on the cover, but they don't seem to even appear in the game.

And Battler & Beatrice dominated the intro, but they're not even in this game. Granted it could have more relevance to Ep. 8 but I would have thought they'd do a particularly epic intro for the final chapter.

Featherine doesn't seem to appear in this either.

The whole thing just doesn't add up, but it all seems to be genuine.

What's going on?

>>5936934

torrent legit. http legit. 2,7gb

Some fine gentleman uploaded the music. Enjoy.
http://www.mediafire.com/?qbugpdyoddf024j

>>5936932

yeah kinda

Abenjaldún hizo lo mismo. Te dijo que buscaras el druso número 1, vos le trajiste el número 2; te dijo que trajeras el 2, vos le trajiste el 3; te dijo que trajeras el 3, vos le trajiste el 4; te dijo que iba a buscar el 4 y trajo el 1. El 1 era Ibrahim, su amigo íntimo. Abenjaldún podía reconocerlo entre muchos... Esto les pasa a los que se meten con extranjeros. Vos mismo me dijiste que los drusos son una gente muy cerrada. Decías bien, y el más cerrado de todos era Abenjaldún, el decano de la colectividad. A los otros les bastaba desairar a un criollo; él quiso tomarlo para risa. Te dijo que fueras un domingo y vos mismo me dijiste que el viernes era el día de sus misas; para que estuvieras nervioso, te hizo tres días a puro té y Almanaque Bristol; encima te hizo caminar no sé cuántas cuadras; te largó a una función de drusos ensabanados y, como si el miedo fuera poco para confundirte, inventó el asunto de las figuras del almanaque. El hombre estaba de bromas; todavía no había revisado (ni revisaría nunca) los libros de contabilidad de Izedín; de esos libros hablaban cuando vos entraste; vos creíste que hablaban de novelitas y de versos.

>>5936941
But the ENTIRE game is just Shkanontrice bullshit? With none of the characters anyone likes?

Fuck. I'm so fucking mad right now.

>>5936947
<good> Thanks, anon

>>5936944
Zepar and Furfur on the cover was a clue to the blossoming homolust between Will and Leon.

>>5936944
Yeah, this really confuses me. None of the images in the promos have shown up either.

What the hell?

>>5936957
Fapping.

Some people seem to be mistaken......the "killings" that happen are solutions to previous episodes.

Here's episode3:

絵羽と夏妃揉み合いに→夏妃死ぬ（一応事故らしい
Eva and Natsuhi fight = Natsuhi dies (probably accident)
蔵臼と秀吉もみ合いに→蔵臼死ぬ（これも一応事故
で、絵羽と秀吉が必死に隠蔽協力を頼む→楼座、断る
Krauss and Hideyoshi fight = Krauss dies (this is probably an incident as well, Eva and Hideyoshi try to conceal the whole thing = Rosa refuses)
楼座と絵羽の争いに→霧江が後ろから楼座殺す
Rosa and Eva fight = Kirie kills Rosa from behind
霧江が秀吉殺し、絵羽も殺す（と思ったら生きてた
Kirie kills Hideyoshi, and apparently Kills Eva as well (but she actually survives)

>>5936952
It has Kinzo's flashback.
The part on the island with Leon, also George being creepy and Shannon being hopelessly in love with Battler.
And the Yasu part.
And of course lot of answers.

Wait.

The majority of the new character arts are actually just copy pastes. The story also seems very short.

What if the whole thing was an Umineko hack done with leaked sprites, etc.?

It's a bit far fetched but maybe.

All I can tell you is that those things I extracted absolutely exist, so if this is a fake, it's a goddamn good one.

Thank god I'm not paying for this stuff. At least Kyrie and Rudolf killed some people.

>>5936962
Not to mention Ange is not on the island, which is apparently what most people looked forward to.

Imma checking Pixiv for some endless tourist Beatrice fanart.
I can't stop laughing at those sprites, haven't been laughed since forever.

any new sprites for the characters?

>>5936955
>>5936920
>Las doce figuras del mundo
really? really?

>>5936974
There's no Touristrice or Mintrice yet. Not last time I checked, at least.

I've been reading these spoilers since they started coming out a little over half a day ago, and I still have no fucking idea what the fuck just happened.

I'm just going to wait for Witch Hunt's translation before I even begin to try and make sense of this shit.

>>5936955
>>5936920

AKA: Los estan tomando por pendejos

>>5936967
And who kill Kyrie?
And the pin number on the code? And George?
And Nanjo?
Also laughing at all the accidents, bullshit answer is bullshit, R07 dropped the ball here.

We've been trolled hard. Either the spoilers are fake, or the episode was lacking..

>>5936967
>Some people seem to be mistaken......the "killings" that happen are solutions to previous episodes.
thank you
now at least it more clearer

>>5936968
That content seems like it would last an hour, less.

Again, what the hell?

>>5936968
And all of this fits together and creates a story how exactly?

As an answer it's individually alright, but it sounds like constant "And now for somehing completely different:"

>>5936980
I was inclinded to not read jp posts in fear of spoilers, then I figured hey r07 bs anyways and /jp/ is incompetent so i'll be safe reading the boards.

>>5936969
There's been eight months to set it up. And it would be the most epic troll in all of history.

>>5936987
Praying that Japan stepped up their trolling game and this is all fake somehow.

>>5936994
Did you forget R07's ability to drag things for hours?

>>5936994
It always sounds like that from spoilers.

>>5936987

There were quite a few comments on 2ch about how EP7 was really good, so idk, maybe it fits better when you actually play it.

1) Game is shorter than normal
2) Heavy use of copypasta
3) Cover doesn't match contents of game
4) Intro doesn't match contents of game
5) Ange doesn't appear, when she was meant to(and it would have made perfect sense too, since it's an AU - what the hell?)
6) Flat out confirms a number of fan theories, almost to a scary degree.

This game is one giant troll. Actually, I'm suspecting the real Episode 7 got delayed so Ryu released this instead. Or, a fan made this as a "possible" solution.

The b0mb theory is just going too far. If Erika turns out to be Battler's girlfriend in the ????? then I'll be equal parts proud and disgusted.

I know a lot of people are likely to say it's fake just because they don't like Episode 7, but the game is different to what we were told we were getting.

>>5937010
...I started reading it right to left.

It's a game from alternative reality, where R07 died and BT is trying to continue.

>>5937015
Ange does appear. I saw Bern trolling her in a screenshot. Also, the episode is pretty long.

dear god,
plz make it fake somehow.
yours faithfully
anon

Wait, so Claire is Beatrice 1, right? Is Casualtrice Claire with dyed hair or something?

Looks like the main focus of the game is ShKanontrice's sad life in the orphanage.
Not looking forward to this

>>5937017
I laughed before realizing how sad that is ;_;

>>5936972
She's in the meta world though.
>bea_3.png

I want something clarified. Does Yasu = Shannon = Kanon = Beatrice = Leon? Or am I mistaken?

Ryuukishi died in the real life and DEEN have written this episode

This episode is worse than Ep 6.

>>5937020

A screenshot from recently or before?

None of what we've seen in the screenshots has appeared in the game either.

Also Ange should be on the Island, not with Bern...

>>5937020
>Also, the episode is pretty long.

Then there's clearly content we haven't seen yet, right?

>>5937030
DEEEEEEEEEN

>>5937033
>I have not even read it but I can somehow judge it grom half assed spoilers
Congrats.

>>5937037
Like a funeral....

>>5937016

Pay attetion in what Robin says

Transparent png sprites of Clair, young Kinzo, Lion and Wright:
http://www.mediafire.com/?rx8t7a8bdysaso6

>>5937035
It was right after the one where Kyrie tells Eva she really hates Ange.
Repost from 2ch, seemed pretty much legit.

>>5937030
>>5937038
wow calm down bro. it ain't that BAD YET

I can't wait to see all this confirmed as real. ahahahahahhahahhaahahhaha

>captcha: deep villin

Damn, is anyone doing a DDL? I actually prefer those.

>>5937035
Recently.

So..wasnt this the cruelest game, that would rip out Beatos heart in the most blody way possible? Didnt Bern want screams of anguish isntead of kids antics?

What the fuck happened?

>>5936987

Oh, christing fuck, people. Look, even if any of this retarded sounding nonsense does turn out to be true, TROLLKASTEL=GM, REMEMBER? She fucking told Featherine in ep 6 that her game was going to be twisted and fucked up! WHY DOES NO ONE SEEM TO REMEMBER THIS? Sheesh.

>>5937037
We are woeking with what Japan has.
They haven't posted anything for quite a while and we probably haven't seen even half the game.
For example the use of the stage background

>>5937022
CLAIRE IS BERN'S VERSION OF BEATRICE.

>>5937052
http://robotmetal.net:8000/uminekoep7.iso

>>5937015
How about this is all an elaborate ruse, in which only the paying customers get the real stuff, while the fake is released by Trollkishi himself?

>>5937056
Because people don't want LOVE and HAPPY FUN TIMES and TOUHOU RIPOFFS, they want the horror and butchering and death back.

Why can Ryukishi not understand what his fans want?

2 minutes away from listening to the new music I am pumped

>>5937067

That would be awesome. If you think about it, he could outsource it to some fan who knows how to use ONscripter. It'd be no cost to him since the fan would be shitting himself over getting to make an "official" Umineko work.

Anyone else think that's what's happening here? And maybe there's intentional truths in EP7 mixed with the lies...

I would so love for the release of this episode to be one big troll. It would surpass Endless 8 in sheer Troll factor.

>History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce

>>5936947
Thanks so much

screenshots of Kirie came from a toshiaki who just skipped everything before the tea party and ?????
there might be plenty of content after the Yasu flashback. Also, people are probably sleeping now.

>>5937030
RYUKISHI IS KINZO CONFIRMED

>>5937072
Well, he did give us that.

Then told us it didn't happen.

>>5937072
>>implying he cares....

>>5937072
There is brutality for all those killer lolis xD people. Like when Eva holds Kyrie at gunpoint and Kyrie says that she hates Ange and children happen when you go to sleep.

Can anyone link me to the Atlas dictionary for umineko ?

>>5937072

Bern is a shitty writer, you don't remember?

Well, I think we can surmise from the sprites that Leon does not troll, only gets trolled, and that Will is a pretty frustrated guy. Not that anyone could blame him.

>>5937099
Wait, Bern's a shitty writer?
Then she must be completely different from Frederica, who recorded Higurashi which has a pretty high score with the Japanese peeps.

>>5936947
Damn, the first remix sounds great.

Okay are they seriously holding a funeral for a book?

Is Gohda the only normal person in this story? Is Rudolf an accomplice?

>>5937106
I thought his sprites were named with Wright, not Will...

>>5937108
Higurashi was Lambda's game, so she ought to get the writing credits for that.

Listening to the first track, oh man oh man I have waited months

>>5937115
>>5937116
>>5937117
>>5937118
Jesus.

>>5937108

Ghost Writter or writter block

>>5937115
Gohda was normal until this

At the first time, I do my best to try again
against the inevitable tragedy.

In the second time, I become disgusted
towards the inevitable tragedy.

The third time, disgust is overwhelmed into painfulness.
>But by the seventh time, this all becomes a farce comedy.

-Frederica Bernkastel

>>5937129
FUCK.

>>5937129
OMG EVERYTHING WAS PLANNED SINCE THE BEGINNING!

>>5937129
that why I like Bern
She thinks like US

>>5937129
So by now, your disgust at Eva's bitchery has turned pain because holy shit Eva is a bro, but by the seventh game everything is pants on head retarded.

...I went through all the music in BGM3. Where the fuck is Cathedral and all the awesome shit we were shown?

Unless I am mistaken and thats supposed to be in the musicbox?

>>5937116
There was an unused character tag in EP5 or EP6 with the label "Wright", but yeah, now he's "Will". Ryukishi changed his mind I guess.

Is there any stream yet?

>>5937129
OH GOD DAMN IT BERNKASTEL

>>5937129
I love Bern.
Confused spoilers aside, I can't wait to read this episode.

>>5937147
Yeah, there's none of what we were expecting. I don't mind what we've seen so far, but this is just strange...

Damn, guys, the music is really good.

0h_executioner_m.ogg is godly

>>5937129
>>5937132
>>5937133

HAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

>>5937129
This shit was planned? Fuck you R07

Remeber this?
''ZOMG! Jessica killed Kyrie!! She is such a bitch, how could she do that to Poor Kyrie??''
Ahaha....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3gq3SsvhC8

This describes the whole Episode 7 buisness perfectly

>>5937106
At last, Umineko has acquired a character I can fantasize about. I am very pleased, Ryukishi. Now if only you'd actually confirm that Lion is male.

>>5937154
>>5937150
>>5937141
>>5937133

See:

>>5937083

There is no bern, just Chabelo

>>5937170
I'm still kind of taken aback at how huge a role he ended up playing. I think most people were expecting him to be Dlanor on steroids, but fuck, he's pretty much the main character.

Which is kind of surreal, since it means we're playing the ep through a fantasy character's POV.

>>5937182
It's okay, he's a pretty cool guy

>>5937182
God I just hate this faggot. Not the worst new character, but still pretty damn bad.

>>5937182
Well, not that erika actually existed in the real world too much.

>>5937182
I still don't get it how he is the Main character....
It doesn't make sense for him to be trolled
And if he is how is he being trolled?
And what is he doing there anyway??

43 goddess-gardena_mst.ogg looks like it was made with vocaloid. And well..the best songs were the rehashes we got before the ep. And they-re not even in the bgm. I was trying to convince myself otherwise, but Ep 7 e being more and more of a letdown. I hope its actually awsome when played.

>>5937182
>Jane Austen Character Fixed

>>5937170
>At last, Umineko has acquired a character I can fantasize about. I am very pleased, Ryukishi.

This, a thousand times this.

>>5937182
Richter Belmont hijacking Umineko ?
I'm ok with that.
Also, lg_Golden Nocturne(inst).ogg is awesome.

Ryuukishi07...

captcha: tararegr much? I don't even.

EVA

ANGE

LION

>>5937194
Seems to be the detective. Goes around piecing together clues, trying to figure out the truth, gets to be a cool guy and sweep Leon off his feet at the end or something.

Bern seems to have dragged him in against his will for the lulz but some people think he might be AU Battler or something, beats me.

Initial Beato and stakes-maids sprites:
http://www.mediafire.com/?2n00u0th56qbgjl

>>5937147
I'm still hoping this is the most elaborate troll in the universe.

I demand more homolust.

The last thing I heard of was Will hugging Leon.

>>5937129
Fucking Bernkastel.

>>5937225
>Hom--
No. No. Godddammit just die.

>>5937201
I know, right? Just look at that pimp face. And he's supposed to be a really good person, despite being pissed off all the time.

God help us all.

>>5937225
>Will hugging Leon
>with this face

>>5937243
SON OF A MOTHERFUCK JESUS GODDAMNIT

So why are Furfur and Zepar on the cover if they're not in it at all? The opening with the piece characters with their fantasy partners also makes no sense. Why is Maria against Beato on the tips? Why is there NO Battler from what I've seen? Or Lambda. Or Featherinne.

>>5937243
>When Trolls Cry 7
Yes.

>>5937240
One of the mildly frustrating, but amusing things about browsing the 2ch threads was hearing semi-frequent outbursts of WILL IS SO AWESOME without any context.

The whole Yasu Kanon thing is not true. Kanon let WIll into the chapel and then he meets Lion. Lion can not be Yasu and Kanon.

>>5937256
this a version when Battler doesn't come to the island

>>5937248
Doing it wrong.

>>5937256
Furfur and Zepar have shown up a few times, just that no one seems to be mentioning them for whatever reason.

hey guys, how big do you think are the chances of this being just one huge stupid joke?

>>5937272
Which means that Yasu can be a woman, while Lion is a man. Sounds good to me!

>>5937268
because he is so cool and COMPETENT.

>>5937293
honestly 40%

>>5937293
0.5%.

>>5937293
Pretty low, but oh god what an awesome troll it would be.

>>5937243
Torrent where?

>>5937293
The whole vn was a joke by Ryu.

>0h executioner m.ogg
CAME RAINBOWS

>>5937240
I wish someone would translate his profile. The moonspeak is too advanced for me, but the gist of it seems to be that he got sick of his shitty job as a witch hunter or something.

>>5937321
Read the fucking thread, idiot.

>>5937272
Yes he can, delusional friend works like this.
And if you talk about Will, well don't forget that he is a META character.

>>5937332
I just CTRL+F'd 'torrent'. I do apologize for my mindless and seemingly rabid and retarded question.

>>5937329
It just sounds like a remix to me. A good song, but nothing new. Almost like a fan had changed a song around a little.

I felt this guy needed a troll face, so I pulled one from an image a guy made previously and threw it on a sprite.

weren't you guy2 the one2 complaiiniing about all of the giirl2 iin Umiineko.

well, here you go. Ryukii2hii gave you two new men and you fliip your 2hiit.

reCAPTCHA: 1987, dii2a2ter

Guys.....you're all sinking in this thread....
It's better to abandon the boat and join the new one
>>5937124

Reasons episode 7 is awesome: Kyrie being a bitch, Eva being THE DARK FUCKING KNIGHT!

Seriously, Kyrie being a bitch is awesome, but Eva killing her is somehow more awesome.

>>5937361
bro is ur keyboard o k

Damn it, I will seriously be pissed if Lion is actually a guy. Stop wishing to be the little girl Ryu, you aren't /jp/.

>>5937385


what. ye2 iit ii2

>>5937394
Ryu seems pretty /jp/ to me.

I will be seriously pissed if he ISN'T a guy. Umineko has enough girls, not enough homolust.

>>5937256
Intros can refer to the previous games. Remember EP5 intro with Ange getting turned into a hamburger.

So I go to sleep, wake up and find that the two ugliest and most fake-looking sprites have turned out to be true.

Well slap my ass and call me buttercup.