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Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:25:17 No.5913003 [Reply] [Original]

>wake up in Gensokyo
>you are now Sting
>you do not have, nor do you desire, any pants

How do you proceed?

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:28:17 No.5913020 Bloomers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:29:17 No.5913029 Kill Muad'dib first. Then we'll see.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:32:17 No.5913046 Go to the Moriya shrine and worship Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:33:17 No.5913054 >>5913046 That is a stupid plan. I'm revoking your Sting privileges.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:35:17 No.5913068 I figuratively and literally rock. Everything, everyone, everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:36:17 No.5913073 I use my wristwatch communicator to call David Bowie, give him directions to Gensokyo, then throw a benefit concert for faeries that can't read good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:37:17 No.5913076 >>5913054 I demand an explanation on why my Sting privileges were revoked, and why it was a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:37:17 No.5913077 Find a nice shirt and dress and have tea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:38:17 No.5913080 >>5913029 You cannot. For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:40:17 No.5913095 >>5913076 Why worship someone if you can rock harder than that someone? You are Sting! You are your own god (and everyone else's)

>>	‮iakuoYdemannU‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:42:17 No.5913106 in b4 bene gesserit old maids alliance

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:43:17 No.5913116 THERE'S A LITTLE BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TODAY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:43:17 No.5913119 Go to hakkurei shrine, Hope I live long enough to see my waifu who ocasionally hangs out there

Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:48:17 No.5913153
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>>5913003
How did I cross the border? Oh wait, now I realize I died.

Well, I'll wait for you to make a /jp/ meet up there. And while you come, I'll go to the SDM to pay them a visit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:48:17 No.5913157 >>5913116 IT'S THE SAME OLD THING AS YESTERDAY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:50:17 No.5913170 Definitely just going to the Moirya Shrine and worship Kanako. /jp/ meetup at the Moriya Shrine?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:53:17 No.5913182 >>5913170 (User's Sting privileges were revoked for this post.)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:53:17 No.5913187 >Wake up in gensokyo >I am now sting >Instantly get fed to a indigo hared vampire loli and her blonde hared sister. >the end

>>	Adolf Hitler Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:55:17 No.5913193 I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm just going to go to the Moriya Shrine and worship Kanako.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:57:17 No.5913201 Get a silly hat

>>	Joseph Stalin Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:57:17 No.5913203 >>5913193 I can't help but agree with my moustached enemy. I will undoubtedly do the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:58:17 No.5913207 Find somebody who appreciates roses--and fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:58:17 No.5913208 >>5913193 >>5913203 Oh god, political leaders are such faggots. No wonder there were so many wars.

>>	Benito Mussolini Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:58:17 No.5913209 >>5913193 This seems like the correct plan of action to take. I will follow my good friend.

>>	Rika is my hero !!%%p09e01 Wed, Aug 11, 2010 15:59:17 No.5913215 File: 13 KB, 258x195, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913003 OBEY ME!

>>	Otto Günsche Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:04:17 No.5913233 >>5913193 We can't find Fegelein, mein Führer...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:08:17 No.5913250 File: 24 KB, 333x215, 111151117181915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] head to sdm for knife lessons w/sakuya - after which i'll put this pad business to rest once and for all.

>>	Adolf Hitler Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:10:17 No.5913260 File: 330 KB, 981x724, TOUHOU DISCO copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913233 It doesn't matter anymore, Otto. I have my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:14:17 No.5913283 >>5913250 Delicious well defined cheekbones.

>>	JOSEPH GOEBBELS Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:24:17 No.5913335 Has everyone forgotten about me..? And yes, I will follow my leader to this "Moriya shrine".

>>	Winston Churchill Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:27:17 No.5913348 >>5913260 Too slow Fascist. The RAF's bombs got there first.

>>	Adolf Hitler Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:34:17 No.5913390 >>5913348 Fuck you, fatty. There are no waifus for you in Gensokyo, and with the help of Yukari, the Luftwaffe will be 100x larger than the RAF ever could be. Also: >My battleship > your shitty carriers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:36:17 No.5913401 File: 38 KB, 370x352, 1191270482100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913390 >My battleship > your shitty carriers. THIS IS WHAT INCOMPETENT LEADERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>	RAF Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:38:17 No.5913421 File: 244 KB, 1280x1024, Avro_Lancaster_B_I_PA474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913390 How about we bomb your shit?

>>	Luftwaffe Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:41:17 No.5913432 File: 60 KB, 750x500, he111-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913421 How about we bomb YOUR shit?

>>	Adolf Hitler Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:46:17 No.5913473 >>5913432 I approve of bombing Britain's shit.

>>	RAF Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:48:17 No.5913495 File: 27 KB, 700x340, hawker-sea-hurricane.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913432 Ooooh, shiiiit, kraut, it's on now.

>>	Luftwaffe Wed, Aug 11, 2010 16:58:17 No.5913562 File: 87 KB, 600x391, Messerschmitt Me-262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913495 I believe I have the upper hand.

>>	HMS King George Wed, Aug 11, 2010 17:08:17 No.5913624 File: 192 KB, 744x1206, 03_hms_king_george_v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913390 We'd like a word with you.

>>	KMS Bismark Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:02:17 No.5914127 File: 242 KB, 690x630, h59672_bismark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913624 And I'd like a word with you as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:04:17 No.5914140 >>5913003 Pants are highly overrated. Kilts are the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:05:17 No.5914144 >>5914127 Whats it feel like to be rusting on the bottom of the ocean?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:06:17 No.5914151 >>>/o/ Thread reported

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:10:17 No.5914173 File: 129 KB, 600x600, 1223955082104.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Go to Moriya Shrine. Make everyone there worship me. Make them wear sillier outfits Repeat for everywhere else.

>>	Hans Krebs Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:12:17 No.5914187 Mein Führer, about Gensokyo...

>>	Alfred Jodl Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:15:17 No.5914201 Gensokyo isn't real. And neither is your waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:17:17 No.5914207 >>5914201 If that majesty that is Sting can exist, then why not Gensokyo?

>>	Adolf Hitler Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:22:17 No.5914232 >>5914187 >>5914201 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I HAVE NOT BEEN WORSHIPING A FALSE WAIFU. MY WAIFU IS REAL. GOEBBELS, YOU'VE SEEN ME WITH RUMIA, HAVE YOU NOT? JODL, YOU BITCH, I'VE BEEN TO GENSOKYO. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING DANMAKU WITH KANAKO.

>>	Wilhelm Burgdorf Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:30:17 No.5914275 >>5914232 Mein Führer, I think you are losing your mind!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:38:17 No.5914303 Get the locals addicted melange. They will become my playthings.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:44:17 No.5914327 >>5913003 play a concert at the garden of the sun with the prismriver sisters, become gensokyo's number 1 popstar, gain yuuka's friendship, become god of the universe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:51:17 No.5914359 Kill everything with fire using mah flame tanks and catapults combo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:53:17 No.5914371 File: 80 KB, 594x430, p38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5913562 Hey, can... can we come?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 11, 2010 19:54:17 No.5914374 >>5914359 INKVINE LOADED

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