/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It is delicious loli. I must eat it.

Why is she wearing a Collar?

Say thank you and then sit down and eat it with her. I mean that would be the polite thing to do right?

Yell her I'm on a Diet.

>>5911724
Giva that cake to my waifu named Takano
And I say - Takano, that all wor you!

Eat both.

>>5911724
Give that cake to my waifu named Takano


And I say - Takano, that all for you!

I'm not attracted to lolis but I'm not disgusted by them either, so I accept the cake. If reasonably well-made, I congratulate the loli but remind her that baking cakes is easy-mode and that I expect her to challenge more difficult dishes like asian food, Indian cuisine and a variety of Western meat dishes. I instruct her on grill usage and maintenance.

Politely decline and tell her I can't eat it because I'm on a diet for Suika

>>5911737

This. Also tea.

>>5911774
That must not be the Suika I know, because the Suika I know would use her powers to abuse reality into giving you the result of a diet if you asked her.

>>5911795
Well, I would try that, but she's not currently with me in the foreseeable future. But I might as well try to look my best when I do see her.

Pretty sure she frosted it with her butt.

I see nothing wrong with accepting this cake, I'm sure such a cute girl has put nothing but love into making this cake, you can see her sweating from all the hard work. And look, she even mixed some chocolate into the cream, that's an interesting idea, and I'm quite eager to see how that tastes.

>source: days of scat with a slutty girl

Get the fuck out of there and attempt to stay as far as possible from the psychopath.

I care more about the process of making the cake than the cake itself.

I dont know why but that cake worries me.
Not to mention she seems to be sweating to much..

...The cake is made out of shit aint it?

>>5911855
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND

>>5911855
...Sweet innocent little girl doing that after I see the absolutely adorable picture in the OP

>>5911855
Why have I seen more than one image of someone frosting a cake with their butt?

>>5911869
weren't you wondering why it was laced with brown?

>>5911724

Eat the girl, fuck the cake.

>>5911855
OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND

>>5911869
>>5911859

>>5911855

I wondered how long it would take.

>>5911873
I just assumed chocolate sprinkles.

>>5911873
Oh god...

>>5911873
I thought it was a chocolate cake with white frosting

>>5911724
I'm diabetic, fuck you stupid loli!

I love cake but only when its not in cake form.

Like cupcake fruity pebbles and birthday cake flavored ice cream.

I would eat it without a second thought.

ESPECIALLY if she frosted it with her butt.

I wouldn't mind the taste of a loli's butt anyday

Jizz on the cake.