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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

>> No.5910794

inb4 shitstorm

>> No.5910798

Herro Ken-chan, is naisu tu miitchu! ^_^

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>> No.5910818

Good luck.

>> No.5910834

Reminds me of this great video about the Katana. It made me smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLWzH_1eZsc

Really I can recommend all of his videos.

>> No.5910910

I always thought they had to fold their steel so much because of the shitty quality to start with.

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>This thread.

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Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.5910976

>>5910971
Reported for not posting the proper image.

>> No.5910983

>>5910971

Animator? Nickelodeon? HAH.

>> No.5911036

>>5910971

Anyone have the comic about the asian dude becoming obsessed with spongebob and wanting to move to america because he loves cartoons? That comic hit the nail on the fucking head.

>> No.5911044

>>5910976
I just shaved and dressed in a new outfit, you fool.

>> No.5911051

It is funny because he can't name western game designer studio.

>> No.5911062

Greetings.
My names Sean Sullivan and I fuck bitches. Questions?
Also, this thread is now people with common first and last names posting them because we don't give a fuck if we get Googled.

>> No.5911063

>>5910971
This guy is fucking awesome.

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