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5910171 No.5910171 [Reply] [Original]

Gee Anon-chan, your hair must be so long and pretty after being holed up in your room all the time.

Can I brush it?

>> No.5910177

I am black and I like to keep my hair short. Whenever I cut it short people like rubbing my head.

>> No.5910174

Don't call me chan.
Sure. It's kinda greasy, though.

>> No.5910181

>long
Sure
>pretty
I wish

>> No.5910183

In before someone requests for her to do something else.

>> No.5910185

You can braid my hair too if you'd like.

>> No.5910190

PUT SHOE ON HEAD XD

>> No.5910191

The ends of my hair are still blonde-ish from when I dyed it years ago.
Fuck yeah, gradient hair

>> No.5910207

I need to cut my hair its been like 4 weeks since I last did it.

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>>5910191
Byakuren-sama!?


Also, i like to keep my hair short because having short hair makes me MANRY as Guts.

>> No.5910220

>>5910207
4 weeks is nothing, once a year is more than enough, really.

>> No.5910224

My hair is half a finger's width long. Good luck brushing it.
Also, I am holed up in my room because there is a nest of really big and angry wasps outside. I can hear them day and night buzzing beyond the door. Always buzzing. Never stopping.

Also, the door is locked, and I think there's a crucifix nailed on the door outside, too. It is as though someone wanted to lock me here, preventing whoever comes in here to take my place for all eternity, as I replaced the former inhabitant of this room...

>> No.5910226

I used to have long, long hair, but it gets to be a pain in the ass after a certain point.

>> No.5910234

>Also, I am holed up in my room because there is a nest of really big and angry wasps outside
This is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard

>> No.5910252
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>>5910224
Sanae could handle those wasps and your cursed room or whatever, if you ask nicely.

>> No.5910257

>>5910220
My hair gets greasy and curly if I let it get anywhere above a military cut.

Also short hair is easier to groom.

>> No.5910258

>>5910234
Really, why do horror games use zombies and dogs instead of god damn BEEEEES and SPIDERS.

>> No.5910260

It may be a bit odd for a recluse such as myself, but I actually take care of my hair. Kinda short currently, though.

>> No.5910262

My long hair is curly and tangled.

Brushing it would make it more of an afro than it already is.
You can try, but only if you wash my hair first~

>> No.5910264

>>5910234
There's, yet another, bat outside my room. I haven't opened my door because I don't want it in my room.
Fuck, how do they keep getting in.

>> No.5910267

>>5910258
Beee's and spiders don't bother most people.

Zombies get under everyones skin.

>> No.5910275

Fuck no, you'd probably make lots of knots and rip out my hair.

>> No.5910277

hay guize are we talking about pubic hair?

>> No.5910284

>>5910277
I knew someone would say that.
I just really hoped no one would.
That'll show me

>> No.5910285

>>5910224

Jesus Christ.

>> No.5910287
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>>5910277

>> No.5910288

To be fair, my hair is well kept

>> No.5910301

>>5910258
Bees are bros if you let them be (unless they are africanized).
Wasps, on the other hand, are omnicidal maniacs.

>> No.5910309

Sanae, if I let you touch my hair, can I touch yours?
It's looks so silky and nice...

>> No.5910313
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>>5910309
Hell no!

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>>5910313
You mean "It's not like I want to you play with my hair with your fingers," tsundere response.

>> No.5910321

>>5910313
Cold.
Fuck you too.

>> No.5910323

I wish I could cut my own hair

I should just shave it off, not like I leave the house anyways

>> No.5910324

>>5910252
I doubt it.

>> No.5910325

I need a haircut so badly...

>> No.5910334

>>5910323
I cut my own hair so that I don't have to leave the house, use those layering scissors and it doesn't look so bad. Implying anybody cares about how you look.

>> No.5910346

Sanae...I think you're kinda cute

>> No.5910375

>>5910313
That was mean, Sanae. And very unlike you.
No deal.

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>>5910346

>> No.5910378
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>> No.5910488

>>5910379

Do you like me?

>> No.5910521
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>>5910488

>> No.5910530

>>5910521

U, um...are you okay? Was it something I said?

>> No.5910580
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5910580

Sanae, I was wondering if you'd like to try some cookies I made for you. I mean, you don't have to try them if you don't like. I understand if you don't want them.

I also made a card for you. I'm not good at drawing though. You don't have to read it, if you don't want.

>> No.5910591

hmm having your hair brushed out is very erotic in its way.

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>>5910530

>> No.5910614
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>>5910580

>> No.5910623

My hair is long, but frizzy and curly. I hate it. I wish I had straight or wavy hair.

>> No.5910712

>>5910597

No, no. Please don't hate me~! T_T

>> No.5910723
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>>5910712

>> No.5910729

I have shorter hair now, it barely covers my ears. I told the hairdresser what I wanted and she didn't do it. Pisses me off.

>> No.5910761

>>5910723

*hugs*
Thanks :)

>> No.5910772

I don't have hair anymore. You could massage my bald scalp, I guess.

>> No.5910776

i shave my head too, please touch my head sanae ;_;

>> No.5910787
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5910787

SANAE! YOUR DEBT IS LONG OVERDUE!

>> No.5910792

This hair of mine is actually short. I don't like long hair cause it's a pain.

But your hair. The smell of a breeze air. I can smell this pleasantness even without touching it

>> No.5910803

>>5910761
The fuck is this shit

>> No.5910808
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5910808

>>5910787

>> No.5910812

>>5910729
It took me a few go arounds until I found my right hair dresser. It became at a korean salon. $20 for a cut, but I never regret it because he does this shit right and how I want it.

>> No.5910837

>>5910787
About 50 posts until it happened, I'm actually impressed jp.

>> No.5911125

>>5910787

Hey! If you want to do that to her you gotta go through ME first!

>> No.5911132

No, thanks. My hair's pretty precisely because I never brush it. People always praise the natural look of my curls.

Of course I also developed a long curly neckbeard to counter any positive effect it might have on my image.

>> No.5911195

>>5910597
Sanae is a cyclops

>> No.5911200

Umm... please don't call me Anon-Chan... instead... call me Uncle Mugen Miss Kotiya... yes I have long and beautiful hair but I prefer only professional hair stylist mess with my hair... please understand...

>> No.5911203

>>5910812
..Is $20 for a haircut a lot in the US? I*d usually have to pay like 30€, but happily I both dont care about my looks that much and long hair kind of fits me.

>> No.5911224

>>5911203
Not the guy you replied to, but 10 dollars is for those budget places, 20 or 25 is usually for barbershops if you get just a cut. Anything higher and it's usually a salon or a chain of high class hair cutters. At least in my experience.

>> No.5911251
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5911251

My hair's actually the only thing about me that's been complimented. All the girls I've talked to say they wish they had my hair.
I stutter out a thanks, walk away embarassedly and swear whenever I remember it happened.

>> No.5911259

>>5911251
Also check my pencil book holder thingy. I be pimpin'.

>> No.5911289

Whenever I get a haircut, I go to those 10$ ones and ask for short hair.
Last week, they asked how short.
All I could say was "pretty short".
I wish my hair didn't start looking like a mushroom after a year.

>> No.5911296

>>5911251
You do have very nice hair, Anon.

You should cut it, though. You are a boy.

>> No.5911302

Long hair is for disgusting hippies. Just because I'm a shutin doesn't mean I become subhuman.

>> No.5911314

my hair is very short as in I shave me head about once a month. I did just trim about a inch off me beard.

>> No.5911315

>>5911302
Humans are social animals. If you are not social you are subhuman. So why care about your hair when you have much bigger problems you dirty cave swallow.

>> No.5911319

>>5910171

No, but I'll let you touch my *other* hair.

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