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Dumbest touhou

>> No.5903370

She just doesn't understand the point of giving a tool human likeness.

>> No.5903380

That's a deep, philosophical question.

>> No.5903400
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Who cares about her brains.

>> No.5903395

Jacket-less Reisen is the worst Reisen.

>> No.5903410

That's not Okuu nor Cirno.
Somebody had to say it.

captcha: roliner discussion

>> No.5903504

>>5903370
So she doesn't understand the idea of anthropomorphizing tools or items (giving eyes to something meant to appear human), despite the fact that she is essentially an anthropomorphic being (a supernatural creature with human traits and appearance).

>> No.5903528

ITT: HOLD STILL REISEN

>ka-thunk ka-thunk

NOW EVERY RABBIT ON EARTH WILL THINK YOU'RE ALSO A RABBIT

>> No.5903538

>>5903395
Fuck you, Reisen is perfect regardless of her outfit.

>> No.5903543

Quick as a bunny...

...with brains to match.

>> No.5903544

Insanity eyes is a cool power and made her one of the most interesting boss fights.

'Oh god that's a lot of bullets, but this pattern is pretty simple I think I can- WHERE DID THEY GO'

>> No.5903559
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>> No.5903564

>>5903395
Why would she walk around in her old military uniform after deserting from it?

>> No.5903573

>>5903559
STOP PLAYING YOUR TRICKS ON ME LUNAR EYES

>> No.5903585

>>5903564

Why would she think Tewi's suggestion that stapling bunny ears into her skull was a good idea?

>> No.5903592

Her dialogue there is probably asking more about whether Alice meant to give them functioning eyes, so they could be affected by her illusions in the first place.

Not so much about DERP WHY THEY HAFF EYESS.

Which probably raises an interesting point: Would a blind character be able to be affected by Reisen's illusions?

>> No.5903596

Reisen is actually large, ugly and fat, but people on the other side of the screen (US) are already hypnotized by special code ZUN puts into the games that makes it appear so that she's beautiful. This is why she's abused in Gensokuo, because she's ugly.

Fanart of her is also of her hideous form, but the hallucination code is drawn in subconsciously, so everyone sees her ugly art as cute art.

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Utsuho quote to both Sanae and Reimu -
"Hey, it's a shrine maiden.
I can't tell you shrine maidens apart from one another. "

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>>5903596

>mon visage upon reading your contribution

>> No.5903608

>>5903564
She is not wearing a jacket just because it's summer.

>> No.5903605

>>5903592 Which probably raises an interesting point: Would a blind character be able to be affected by Reisen's illusions?
Come on, we already have one Type-Moon powerlevel thread right now.

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>>5903596

>> No.5903615

>>5903592
She can adjust auditory wavelengths as well, so yes. She's very, very powerful: She doesn't have to win to win, she just has to make her opponent think they've won.

>> No.5903625

And everyone wonders why Reisen is only good for being a slutty cumdumpster...

>> No.5903630

>>5903615
Yukari is still stronger. Take a mirror and show it to Reisen, and she's toast.

>> No.5903631

>>5903605

Consider my question cheerfully withdrawn then~

>> No.5903632

>>5903625
She is not.
She is my inteligent, yet socialy shy waifu.

>> No.5903636

>>5903605
Sorry for discussing things.

>> No.5903640

>>5903632
She is mine, not yours.

>> No.5903647

>>5903640

She belongs to everyone. Sluts don't discriminate.

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>>5903625
That's mean. You're mean.
I don't like mean people.

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>>5903640
Dream your dream, bro.

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>>5903644
No, you are under lunatic eyes.
>>5903647
shut your mouth.

>> No.5903662

>>5903630
Hahaha no.
Lunar born youkai are immensely more powerful than Gensokyo native youkai. In a real fight, Reisen, or any other Eientei youkai barring Tewi and anyone before Stage5 Reisen could wipe out even Yukari in the blink of an eye.

>> No.5903664

Reisen looks strong on paper, but wiggle something the right way and she's downright fucking confused. Sound and sight are both wavelengths; it just depends on how many vibrations per second you can pull off. Given that most Touhous can warp reality with the bat of an eyelash, Reisen is understandably subordinate under Eirin.

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>>5903647
this.

>> No.5903667

>>5903625
>deeeerrrppppp

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>>5903647
It really, really hurts a girl to be called a slut, and she gets hurt a lot as it is. Don't.

>> No.5903675

>>5903664
>sight
>wavelenght

huh?

>> No.5903678

>>5903662

Reisen has fake rabbit ears stapled into her skull.

Say she's stronger than Tewi all you want, raw strength doesn't matter. You could probably convince Reisen semen is an elixir that grants astonishing strength and she'd politely ask for you to fill her asshole to the brim with it.

>> No.5903698

>>5903664
If Eirin got caught in the Lunatic Gaze, she's gone. It's no contest, once she traps you, she can decide what to do after that. Reisen's power is incredibly overpowered once you think about it.

>> No.5903701

>>5903678
Wouldn't she want it in her mouth?

>> No.5903707
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>>5903625
>>5903647
>>5903665
Sometimes, I really really hate you /jp/.

>> No.5903705

>>5903670

>it really, really hurts a girl to be called a slut

You'd certainly know!

>>5903678

>Reisen has fake rabbit ears stapled into her skull.

War wound. She had to get prosthetics. I'm sure you've seen the Iraq war veterans with fake legs and arms, but nobody calls them stupid.

>> No.5903708

>>5903670

>It really, really hurts a girl to be called a slut

Like I give a shit.

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>>5903670
Promiscuous whore detected.

>> No.5903713

>>5903698
I think Eirin is immune because of moon bullshit. Or medicine bullshit. Probably both.

>> No.5903716

>>5903678
No, her buttons are permanently stapled to her ears as Lunar Army rank insignia.
Reason she can't take them off is because it would cause deafness. Good stop loss program, even backed up by canon, sort of.

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>>5903707
Sanaefag AND Ayafag here.
I feel your pain like you wouldn't believe, bro.

>> No.5903726

>>5903713
Eirin wouldn't see it coming, so why make a medicine to stop it? In addition, Lunar rabbits wouldn't evolve the power to drive others insane with their eyes if they had no use for it, hence, moon youkai are likely also affected.

>> No.5903731

>>5903716
>even backed up by canon, sort of.
I want to see this. Sounds interesting.
Not challenging your claim, just curious.

>> No.5903736

>>5903705

>War wound. She had to get prosthetics.

That's certainly an interesting take on it, how'd you come to that conclusion?

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5903740

sure is bad influence around here.

>> No.5903752

>>5903726
No, I mean Eirin likely has countermeasures in place in case Reisen tries to use her eyes on her. She seems like the type to plan for something like that.

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>>5903740
>bad influence

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>>5903740

>SLUTteam10.jpg

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slattern meetup.

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>>5903763
She's only paying her back. Fair is fair.

>> No.5903876

>Reisen has fake rabbit ears stapled into her skull.

Lunar rabbits are obviously just Lunarians born into a servant caste. The ears (actually antennas) serve a dual purpose: to tell them apart from the other castes and to telepathically communicate with one another. They're only called rabbits because the ears look kinda like those of Earth rabbits.

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The idea of having a soft, warm, fuzzy little Reisen that I can nuzzle up against my cheek like a kitten and pat on the head, has almost tempted me to get a pet dwarf rabbit and name it Reisen. Of course if I ended up with two, then the other one would be Tewi.

>> No.5903886

Lovely Reisen. I love her so much.

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>>5903878

>> No.5903901

>>5903878
And people would think its name was Raisin.

>> No.5903917

>>5903901
fuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.5903963

>>5903878
When you hold a pet rabbit, it's literally scared for it's life.
They can't love you, and they don't posess the ability to form opinions. All they can think about is "is it gonna kill me" and "am I gonna get food".

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>>5903878

Gotta go with an albino dwarf though, for the Lunatic Eyes.

>> No.5903976

>>5903963
I hear that rabbits can die of fright fairly easily.

>> No.5904000

>>5903976

So, if Kogasa scared Tewi, she could die?

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Clearly, the rabbit they used was a Lunarian that already had the contacts in place. Damn humans stealing the tech..

http://www.mobiletor.com/2008/01/18/contact-lenses-to-reflect-mobile-caller-id-number-soon/

>> No.5904020

>>5903994
God fucking damn it. I was hoping to forget they tested chemicals and other shit on rabbit eyes.

Fuck. Oh god. It makes me wince just to think of it.

>> No.5904031

>>5904000
Only if you managed to negate Tewi's luck powers, which is difficult because Tewi would need to have bad luck in the first place for that to succeed.

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>>5903976
Must be a very sad life. Fearing for your life every time anything comes near you. I wonder what the bunnies feel during reproduction. "Oh God I hope I'm not going to die while I'm inside".

>> No.5904050

>>5904031
A human could do it...but it'd be a pretty lucky feat, if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.5904058

>>5903994

Well damn. Not much longer and HUDs from vidyas will be displayed on these things.

>> No.5904099

>>5904048
More like I AM HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW WITH THI oh hey a carrot I'm hungry fuck is that a dog

>> No.5904124

>>5904000
Good thing you specified Kogasa; she's one of the few people capable of scaring Tewi with her hax power.

>> No.5904220

I am become Death, killer of threads.

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