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>> No.5898352

My visage is like that of battler-kun in the bottom image.

>> No.5898383
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>> No.5898386

>>5898337
Ah, les blondes...

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>>5898337
>>5898399

>> No.5898405

>>5898399

>> No.5898428

>>5898399
why am I laughing?

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>> No.5898515

/jp/ - Jokes/General.

>> No.5898517

>>5898509
I lol'd, but use joke + red to support your theory.
Inb4 theory shitstorm

>> No.5898523

>>5898517
don't*

>> No.5898532

>>5898399
Fuck you for making me laugh for the first time in one of these threads.

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>>5898647

>> No.5898771

>>5898517
Shkanontrice is pretty much confirmed, Beatrice herself states several times that Kinzo used to rape her, and George is as obsessed with Shannon as Kinzo was with Beatrice.

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>> No.5900115

Can I have more pathetic Umineko joke?

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>> No.5900303

>>5900259

Gohda THE MASTER OF STEAKS

>> No.5900317

>>5898337
it's what not how

>> No.5900318

>>5898771
I don't know how anyone could call that confirmation.

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>>5900303

>> No.5900347

>>5900340
Well done! Ho-ho-ho...

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>>5900340

>> No.5900379

REQUESTING SOME NANJO, OHOHO

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>> No.5900501

>>5900482
wait what? You're not counting the penis as a hole... right?

>> No.5900505

>>5900482
...Doesn't male body have only six holes?

>> No.5900510

>>5900501
>>5900505
eye sockets count as holes?

>> No.5900511

>>5900482
you made me lol XD

>> No.5900516

>>5900501
>>5900505
What's the urethra if it isn't a hole?

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>>5900482
...I don't get it

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>>5900505

>> No.5900526

>>5900501
Well, I've read about people sticking things into it.
I guess you could call it a hole.

>> No.5900530

>>5900510
If so, then there's too many.
Ears = 2
Nostrils = 2
Eyes = 2
Mouth = 1
Ass = 1

>> No.5900540

>>5900516
If that counts as hole too, then eyes do too.

>> No.5900537

isn't a bit small for a metal stake? You might as well put your dick in a blender

>> No.5900557

>>5900540
The urethra actually is a hole. The eyes aren't. If you removed the eyes, then the eyesockets would be.

>> No.5900570

>>5900557
Tearducts.
But then again, by this logic we'll eventually be counting all the pores of the male body.

>> No.5900578

>>5900530
Eyes are concaves, not holes.

>>5900526
You must have a pretty dirty mind if you define something as a hole based on its potential to be penetrated.

>> No.5900582

>Make an umineko screen cap joke thread
>Thread descends into discussion about what is and isn't a "hole" on the male body

Godamnit /jp/.

>> No.5900596

>>5898399
>>5898794
Lol'd hard.

>> No.5900599

>>5900582
This is why I love /jp/.

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>> No.5900619

Post more of these horrible jokes

>> No.5900646

>>5900578
I-I don't look at myself as too dirty, but you're probably right...

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>> No.5900715

I laughed to about half of these, especially the first one. Is this bad?

>> No.5900751

>>5900578
>>5900530
EARS = 2
NOSE = 2
MOUTH=1
ASS=1
PEE HOLE, THE HOLE AT THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS=1

>> No.5900903

>>5900751

Except pupils are holes in your eyes. I think the joke should have been what has 7 holes in its head.

>> No.5900907

>>5900317
Thanks, and sorry for the missed stake.

>> No.5900928

>>5900751
Don't forget the hole you left in my heart ;_;

>> No.5900943

>>5900578

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pupils

Though I understand how you could reason that.

Anyway, more jokes please

>> No.5900959

Hey, less holes discussion, less just-pervert jokes, and more incredibly lame Umineko jokes !

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>>5900959
Here you go!

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>> No.5901027

>>5901000
> implying i like those fucking witches

>> No.5901039

>>5900999
Thanks great Bernkastel, such an honor, and such miraculous triples.

>> No.5901050

>>5901027

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>> No.5901056

>>5901027
>>5901050
Typical tsunderes

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Well, dumping an old OC then.

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>> No.5901220

MOAR!

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>> No.5901378

>>5901362
More like George no?
Still hilarious.

>> No.5901400

>>5901378
Jessica was the one who got kicked, hence the joke.

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>>5901079

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>>5901079

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>> No.5902551

>>5901400
Oh yes, I remember now.

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>> No.5902646

>>5902617
You Back Traced the e-mails?

>> No.5902834

>>5902617

wut

>> No.5902846 [DELETED] 

>>5902834
Reported.

>> No.5902875

>>5902646
>>5902834
Welcome, summerfriends. The joke here is that Ryukishi07's (Umineko's writer) best friend BT has died recently.

>> No.5902896

>>5902875
I thought it was something stupid like Battler pronounced it BEE trice

>> No.5902901

>>5902875
>>5902875
>best friend BT
who?

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>> No.5902924 [DELETED] 

>704 KB, 640x960
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Attention people: nobody fucking cares about quality in a visual novel screencap.

>> No.5902969

>>5902917
More Bropar and Hurrdurr trap joke !
>>5902617
>>5902875
Ohh, I get it now !

>> No.5902976

>>5902924

You do, apparently.

>> No.5902997

>>5902924
I do.

>> No.5903001

>>5902997
So do I

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>>5900453
Uryu.

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>>5903017
I've get yer inmunity right here

>> No.5903861

I just woke up so let's bump this thread

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>> No.5905482

>>5903266

Is there one with just Rosa?

>> No.5905491

>>5905482
Yeah, I think it was the beginning of everything.

>> No.5905523

>>5898399
oh god i loled

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