/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You call those breasts, Mokou?

They're cute... Are you sure?

>>5895011
Yeah there is too much.

My breasts put those to shame

Mokou may be weak and inferior to the master Lunarian race, but she shouldn't have to act like that.

>And you're HOW old?

Compared to you I'm a mayfly!

>>5895024
I want to say the difference here is "gender" but this is a Mokou thread.

>>5895024
Bad for you.

We need more small breasted Mokou.

But I have.

god damnit mokou i am going to touch it with my erect penis how about that

>>5895046
Keep up that attitude and I won't let you touch them.

I touched girls' butts all the time in High School, does that count?

I saw the breasts of a girl who had went down a water slide and pushed off her top. She was about 13 and black. She really didn't act too surprised or anything. She just calmly pulled the top into place and walked away. If she wasn't black I would have been happy.

Th-thank you Mokou.

You know... I-I've never touched a girl's feet either...

I'll tell you what. That face is more attractive than those little tumors you have on your chest.

Oddly enough I have grouped a women and my friends encouraged another to show me her breast. Of course this was years ago,when i was still trying to be normal.

Still have not kissed a women...

I'm 26 and I've never seen or touched a girl's breasts before. It's perfectly normal.

>>5895116
want to touch mine?

You know how sometimes when you're talking to someone how they move their face in close to yours? I knew a girl about 10 or 11 that did that while talking to me once. I don't care or know if she noticed or not, but I looked down her shirt and saw her flat chest while she was leaning in close and talking to me. I've burned that sight into my mind for life.

I used to see breasts pretty often because women enjoy topless sunbathing where I lived.
This means that those women have ruined any significance I could've found in seeing a woman naked.

Those are some fugly breasts.
Not flat and far from being a titty monster either. Mid-tier tits are the worst of the worst.

>>5895116
What about your mom's?

>>5895116
not really

The best way to get a woman to show you her breasts is to tell her that she pads them

N-not like I know from experience, b-because I don't pad mine. Jeez! S-stupid virgins...

>>5895116
There there, Zunba. I'd you touch mine any day.

i remember one time during highschool in P.E. i raised my arm to scratch my head and just then a girl ran by... i didnt know who she was and she bitched at me and told all her friends and i was labled a pervert for a few weeks

Ew, large areolas.
No thanks

>>5895148
K, I'll try to remember that the day I go outside.

>>5895024
Oh god the implications.

Hmph. I expected you losers to mock my breasts.

In reality, they are perfectly normal breasts. All that hentai you spank to has warped your expectations of reality. Sad.

I considered groping my sister in her sleep, but I would probably feel bad about it.

better show me you're phoenix if you know what i mean.

>>5895214
Don't be like that, Mokou! I happen to think everything about you is cute! Your figure is very womanly!

>>5895214
Hmmm, nope. I watched a lot of 3D porn back in my adolescence.

Did it on accident when I tried to hug my ex from behind, the whole motion just felt awkward

Another time the girl's boobs were so obviously fake but I guess it was still an experience worth mentioning

>>5895165
>Ew, large areolas.
God... one of the first real boobs I've seen from up close were on a beach while swimming. I was roughly 10 at that time. Mind you back then we lived a bit more conservative era, so being topless wasn't as common as today. So I was happily swimming around there I see this 20-something woman standing in the shallow water, topless.
She had the largest aerolas I've ever seen, at least 5-6 centimeters in diameter.
It fucking traumatized me for life.

>>5895220
Why not do it while she's awake? Just tell her how you feel and do it.

>>5895220
I did that to my stepsister a few time.
Then, she once seemed like she would wake up and I ran to my room faster than John Gatlin in a 60m dash.
To this day, I live with the fear that she might know what I did.

Also, don't do it. It doesn't feel special or anything, they're just blobs. Not worth the effort.

>>5895220
1- Is she older than you?
2- Are you white?
If yes then don't hesitate. You will regret it later.

>>5895003
Oh Moku, you breasts are so soft, it feels like my hands are sticking to them

I've touched many breasts, the latest one being my 14 year old step-sister. It was alright.
The best type of breasts are the just budding ones.

>>5895235
Disgusting. I was raised with hentai and I will die with hentai.

>>5895258
...how did that happen? Explain in detail.

>>5895220
I regret not groping my cousin a few years back while she was sleeping.

I'll never get another opportunity like that.

>>5895234
Hmmm... Everything?

Well, then... My feet could use a rub right about now.

>>5895250
Why are you asking the second question?

I was getting ready to play four player super smash brothers with me and my friends. I was directing everybody on how to set things up. I handed someone part of our cable and my hand hit a girls breasts. She 'gasped' (I guess for attention) I just said 'sorry' in the same voice that I was using with my buddies and continued on.

Thank god there's no greentext here.

Captcha: atiodir Türötfner

Lifelike texture ;_;

>>5895262
Well, not everyone is as lucky as you.

>>5895274
You call those feet? At least search for a decent foot image if you're going to attempt to appeal to foot fetishists.

>>5895250
Yeah, she is older. She's a pretty light sleeper though, I don't think I could. I'm just going to hold out for when we watch a movie together or something and hope she falls asleep on my shoulder. That'll make it easy.

>>5895214
I think they're wonderful. Just like you.

>>5895275
Black women breasts are particularly ugly.

Captcha: SIONS

>>5895286

Hmph. I don't think a pathetic virgin like you has room to be picky. I doubt you'll ever get another chance to touch a girl's soft, bare feet.

>>5895263
We're pretty close, and she was stretching and saw me looking, and she asked me if I wanted to touch. I jokingly said "Sure why not." but she just grabbed my hand and put it on her breast. She has rather large breasts for her age, but it looks good on her, and it felt nice. I'm pretty sure she's on the pathway to becoming a slut, good thing I don't live with her, so I don't really care.

Tits are cool

>>5895283
;_;

>>5895301
>touch a girl's soft, bare feet.
Neither will you if you go for Mokou

>>5895292
Do it, if she wakes up say that you always lusted for her and that you love her. There's nothing to be afraid of!

>>5895220
I did that many times when I was like 13-14.
Captcha: hatopons people

>>5895318
I don't think lines like that work outside of eromanga

>>5895097
Mokou is small time

>>5895324
I suppose you're right. I learned it the hard way, but you never know what may happen when it's sisters we're talking about!

I am inherently struck by the irony of Gensokyou's bull-dyke, HARD GAY Lesbian offering her breasts.

That's like winning the lottery, but all of your winnings are immediately taxed for nearly as much as exactly as much as the lump sum. Talk about earning the idiot prize...

>>5895274
Of course, Mokou! I love feet!

>>5895355
Mokou's not gay. That'd be Marisa.

>>5895356
At least we have ONE gentleman here who can appreciate the beauty of my feet.

Rub away, footslave~

>>5895355

>Gensokyou's bull-dyke, HARD GAY Lesbian

Mokou is almost certainly bisexual. She probably has the craziest kinks, too. Dem immortals, mang.

>>5895356
You now realize /jp/ anons are romantic, sweet and sensitive guys.

>>5895381
/jp/ anons have always been this way

>>5895381
No shit. Why did you think we were all on /jp/?

>>5895381
This is a well known fact you triple faggot.

>>5895365
Right away, Remiria-sama...~

...I-I mean, Mokou! I meant Mokou! Y'know I meant Mokou, right? B-because I meant Mokou! I mean, Remiria might've been my first, b-but, that doesn't mean I don't love YOUR feet, Mokou!

>>5895378
>>5895364

Guys. Come on. I know you guys love trolling us dumbass tripniggers, but seriously. She wears pants. She is a pants-wearing-lesbian.

I just hope she doesn't start wearing flannel.

>>5895390
Sadly enough, it makes a lot of sense.

>>5895400

She's THIRTEEN HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

I'm pretty sure she has no inhibitions and would fuck anything to her fancy. Bisexual.

>>5895393
Surprisingly, the fucking stuttering came from an Anon and not a roleplayer.

>>5895393
REMILIA? That loli whore?! Ha! My feet are bigger, more mature, smoother and tastier than hers.

There is no comparison. Give mine a try.

>>5895354
>I learned it the hard way
Elaborate please. I've considered telling her before, but I don't want to ruin our relationship.

Mokou would probably burn me within five seconds thinking I'm some sort of monster.

;_;

>>5895407
Yes, it does. Now tell me what you thought before I told you the truth.

>>5895003
But I already have touched a girls breasts before. No, she was not related to me, for better or worse.

>>5895400
Her pants are a symbol of status in feudal Japan, and nothing else. It's a remnant of her past as a nobleman's daughter, methinks.

>>5895415

But they are both roleplaying. He's just roleplaying as the slender, girlish sub-boy that Anonymous wishes they were in real life. Complete with the nonsensical stutter that /jp/ loves to throw around in spite of the fact that nobody talks like that.

Unless they are having a stroke.

>>5895424
Just pretend to be lost and she'll guide you to safety. If you're lucky, she'll even let you hold her hand.

I'm reluctant to admit that I haven't always been 2D exclusive but it has been a really long time for me. Years. Sometimes I miss boobs. Then I remember that they are connected to real live armpits that can grow hair and stink and the nostalgia subsides.

>>5895420
Ah, ha, haaa~. They're wonderful, Mokou~!

>>5895434
i'm having a stroke

>>5895450

>Then I remember that they are connected to real live armpits that can grow hair and stink

that is /jp/'s fetish

see: reimu

>>5895425
That /jp/ssies were a bunch of raging faggots filled with frustration, without kindness or any sort of nice feelings whatsoever?

>>5895450
Get a few more fetishes under your belt and that will cease to be a problem.

>>5895459
That's the stereotype, but it doesn't take long to see that it's just bluster.

>>5895458

Nah, smooth lovely Reimu armpits that DO NOT grow hair and DO NOT stink are /jp/'s fetish, ARC.

I thought?

>>5895461

I think I'm at critical mass as it is.

>>5895474
Reimu's sweaty armpits smell wonderful.

Scent fetishes are underrated.

>>5895488

Exactly my point. Three-dimensional ones don't... and they get that nasty gooseflesh stubble and shit. Buhhhhh.

Put your shirt down you disgusting bitch.

>>5895459

Why are you so angry, Keine?

There is nothing here to be angry about.

>>5895507
/jp/ just got shitty.

>>5895507
Oh, Scandy. When will you ever learn to appreciate the finer things in life?

>>5895513

Look who's talking.

>>5895515
Who?

>>5895509
I ain't even angry. Turns out I'm just a little upset because you guys were messing up with my bitch.

Threads like this make me want to cry.

;_;

I'm a lesbian girl.
A FLAT lesbian girl. GODDAMIT.
And no, I've never gotten the chance to touch a girl's boobs.

>>5895524
>FLAT

UNF.

>>5895524
Oh no. Not again...

I had sex with Mokou.
Feels good man.

>>5895524
You're a guy.

>>5895521

BOOF my friend,I know you can get a women. You are a good man,funny,and have a stable job. For many women in this nation that is plenty. Do not lose hope,never give up brother.

>>5895520

Do you also get angry at Kaguya for messing with your bitch?

>>5895524

>>5895535
Is the burning sensation on your cock normal or an STD?

>>5895537
Not if she doesn't have a penis, she isn't.

>>5895539

BOOF is also HUEG. Have you seen his fuckin' biceps? Holy shit.

All he needs to do is flex shirtless and the ladies will rub themselves on him till his eyes roll back into his head and he moans.

>>5895542
It's both.;_;

BOOF and his boss set of wheels.

>>5895547

He is a god among men. There can be no question of this claim, as this claim is the truth.

>>5895554
Oh man, I would amputate my legs to be this strong.

>>5895554
I almost bought a viper years ago. I decided not to.

;_;

>>5895554
Is it possible to be so alpha you loop around and become sad and beta again?

>>5895558


Some say /jp/'s deepest wish is to become the little girl.

My deepest wish is to be BOOF.

>>5895002

>>5895571
WHAT

>>5895542

I hope it's normal.. Do immortals even get sexual transmitted diseases?

>>5895580
I bet Mokou is insane because of syphilis.

>>5895580

"I'm stupid and don't know how biology works" - You

Being immortal doesn't mean you don't get diseases, you fucking dumb shit.

>>5895580
>>5895593

>an immortal's body is immune to all disease. My body is perfectly clean


I don't think that was Mokou you've been with....

>>5895598
Depends on the type of immortality. In Mokou's case, she doesn't get diseases.

>>5895598

Hourai Elixir based immortals do.

With one touch, you will never know disease.
With a second touch, you will never grow old.
With a third touch, your soul will forever churn in tourment (assumed to be code for you will never die).

>126 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

please DO change, /jp/

>>5895286
How picky of you!

>>5895571

good on you. The NSX is about a trillion times sexier anyways. Vipers are silly and cool and all, but after I drove one I was pretty much "meh" about the whole experience.

also, I'd totally be a true bro and be your wingman any day, Boof.

>>5895631

>boof's wingman

I JELLY.

You're gonna be rolling in ass, dude. The amount of ALPHA BOOF exudes will moisten the panties of every single lady in the premises

>>5895631
I bought a black 2006 Z06 corvette instead of the viper.

Then I sold it for the NSX and mini

>>5895530
What does UNF mean?

>>5895626
Thank you.

>>5895657
It's a sound. Like you'd make when pushing against something. If you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

>>5895657
It used to be a reference to an ancient article on a certain comedy website, but that fact has now faded into the mists of time.

There's being a man, and then there's BOOF.

Pic related, it's BOOF if he were a pokemons.

>>5895154
Same thing happened to me, except I knew the girl and she was totally cool with it because she understood that it was an accident.

>>5895707
Back to /vp/ with you.

>>5895727

>go to /vp/

God, why? I don't want to fuck pokemons, like all the /tr/ainers do there.

I am simply pointing out how fucking HUEG our lord and master BOOF is. This level of HUEGness, mah boi, is what ALL true /jp/edos should strive for.

I'm a total virgin, and if you don't like it you can....I dunno. Uh.... Maybe I'll just cry now.

I touched my classmate's breasts before.

She was pretty innocent and said i was a pervert for doing that.

>>5895741
you could at least use 'sage' or 'nokosage' for these fucking posts.

>>5895741
God no. /jp/ strives to be the effeminate trap.

>>5895751

That's not what sage is for.

>>5895754

HA!

Made you say it. Now, when an interboard visitor shows up and you all deny wanting to be pretty little traps, I can humiliate you all with this post.

>alpha as fuck.jpg

I've never done anything remotely affectionate with a girl.

Tell me, /jp/... What do hugs feel like?

>>5895751
Another bad posters saying a good poster's posts are worthless.

>>5895766
bags of sand

I've touched my own breasts. They feel quite nice.

>>5895776

manboobs don't count, Hoss.

>>5895776
You just made me touch my own. Fuck you, man.

>>5895765

Every time someone mentions being "alpha", I think of Brucie from GTA4.

Do you use bull shark testosterone, Arc?

>>5895755
bumping horrible threads with disgusting shitposts on it is definitely a good reason to use sage if you want to shitpost more on it. After all it doesn't bump a thread, but it's not something out of hatred, you are using because it's unrelated to the board itself.

>>5895781

Fuck no. I like having large, heavy balls, a thick, lengthy cock, and jizzing a lot, guy. Why would I ruin that?

>>5895783

Clearly he wants to get replies, though. That's contradictory.

If you have a long tongue you can move it back behind the uvula and into the nasal cavity.

That's how a vagina feels.

>>5895779
In that case, my breasts are more than valid. Even though they're small.

>>5895780
Did you cum?

>>5895798

First, you have to eat a lot of fish so that you get that rank scent. You know, for realism.

>>5895794
That determines real shitposting then.

>>5895805
>Did you cum?
Why would I cum from touching my breasts? Men doesn't work that way.

>>5895798
Also, if you have a short tongue you can do it if you move your jaw back, grit your teeth, frown and flex your neck muscles.

>>5895817
Men's breasts aren't meant to be touched.

>>5895832
Reported for Corean.

Fuck, I've already touched and more a girl's breasts. Does that mean I can't have Mokou right now?
Life sucks. Really.

>>5895806
Go to bed Arcueid, stay dry

>>5895869
>I've already touched and more a girl's breasts

>>5895832

>Men's breasts aren't meant to be touched.
But....

On the topic of man boobs, how come in hentai girls often lick/suck on the man's nipples?

Do men really like that? Foot fetish is supposed to be the most common fetish, and yet it's rarely every portrayed in hentai anime. Which would suggest that apparently lots of men have a fetish for getting their nipples sucked by girls?

Tell me more about your preferences!

>>5895909
Man nipples are VERY sensitive.

It can also intensify your orgasms.

I feel like confessing in this thread.

>>5895909
>Foot fetish is supposed to be the most common fetish

...Are you serious?

>>5895909

>Do men really like that?

yes, they are very sensitive

I would melt if someone sucked on my nipples

>>5895897
Those aren't breasts. They're are pecs.

These capchas are getting really ridiculous.

>>5895937
please do.

>>5895943

Melt?

Into white chocolate milk chocolate, or dark chocolate?

>>5895948
I just did.

To go on topic, I don't believe my nipples are very sensitive. You guys are lying.

>>5895959
>>5895989

I'm serious as a heart attack. Just having them touched while I'm being stimulated makes me orgasm with the force of several angry gods.

Having them sucked would probably result in me crying and moaning ecstatically as I came like one of your Japanese pornos, which is what I meant by melting, afaik

>>5895923
I approve this anon. Well, it is different given the context and the person. Just like female nipples who are sometimes not sensitives at all.

>>5896015
Guess I'll try again when I'm actually interested in fapping and see how that is.

>>5895923
I approve this anon. Well, it is different given the context and the person. Just like female nipples which are sometimes not sensitives at all.

>>5896020
The best thing about these confession pictures is that the moon is always so basic. It's like, I can read this whole wall of text! Feels great.

>>5895941
Yes, according to both Wikipedia and Hollywood Square trivia show.

And it's MY fetish, so yeah~!

>>5896057
You only have one fetish? Quaint.

With a shoop and a whoop and a diddly dooby dap, this thread is retarted and you all choke on cock