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didn't read and reported it.

I lol'd.

>>5894289
Q: What if a male friend tries to backstab me and flirts with my yandere?

A: Nothing. The yandere may not even see it as a problem of with your friendship with the guy in question. She will soundly reject any advances, the same as another she may receive by any other guy. However, she will generally not want you to know she is approached by other guys because she fears she will be hated by you.

Where can I get my very own yandere, wise op?

>>5894317
Impossible to know. The yandere selects you, not the other way around, or at least it will be impossible to know the trigger for her selecting you. It could be because you looked into her eyes from across the street. Maybe it's something you said around her. It could be the way you walk, or even something completely imaginary made up by the yandere.

>Indeed, such opportunities should be taken to socialize the yandere and get her used to other guys you hang out with as this will give her a chance to pump them for information about you she may not know, thus making the experience a positive one for the yandere and easing the difficulty of maintaining a friendship while being attached to a yandere

lolling my balls off

OP, I want you to elaborate on the concerns related to choosing a living space for me and my yandere.

Where can I find a yandere in its natural habitat?

>>5894376

Myspace, Plentyoffish and OkCupid have all worked for me in the past.

Yanderes IRL... not so good.

>>5894332
I have to disagree. There needs to be a stressful or highly emotional event for the yandere to bind to her target. A completely imagined event would be a very rare case, requiring actual psychosis, instead of a more common anxiety disorder

>>5894332

Or she's hoping you're the magical solution to her problems.

daddy issues

>>5894400

...go on

>>5894400

I would think an "imaginary" event would be an otherwise mundane event that the yandere would place great importance on while her target might not even remember.

The yandere herself prefers small spaces with dim lighting and window blinds. She feels most safe in a closed-in, dark environment with few outside intrusions. If it wasn't for her overwhelming drive to seek out her destined true love she would most likely spend her life as a shut-in.

However, to the yandere, your presence is the only criterion for living space that matters. If given the choice between staying with you in a mansion or a cardboard hut by the river, the yandere would prefer the hut by the river, but would be happy with the mansion if you wanted it. Indeed, the yandere would defer to your judgment in most or all lifestyle arrangements and budget decisions. Therefor, as the yandere's True Love, you must use sound judgment when making these decisions. For example, is it really a good idea to move into a large mansion which would make your yandere feel disconnected from you due to the sheer size? Would the yandere accept the presence of a staff? The yandere will leave it up to you, but that doesn't mean the yandere will be happy with everything you end up doing.

>>5894400
Many people like the gimmick of a yandere who will dedicate her whole life to you over some very insignificant detail, since it will really exaggerate her obsessive nature. Therefore, this type is very common in fiction. If we are to be a bit more realistic, though, your answer makes more sense.

>>5894438
>cardboard hut by the river

Ballin everyday day

Okay, reading this thread really set me into the mood.
/jp/, recommend me a vn or animu with an extremely clingy yandere waifu.

>>5894458
find your own

>>5894458
Yoppi is your new waifu, and a textbook yandere. Go get Tsuyokiss, play through Erika's route in order to unlock Yoppi's.

>>5894289

Suddenly I'm reminded of that color noir film where the femme fatal indirectly murders the protagonist's 15 year old brother.

Remember: the yandere is simply a girl with a mental disorder and an overwhelming passion for her True Love. Nothing, NOTHING else matters to her. If she doesn't have a psychosis, she's not a true yandere.

>>5894568

I prefer yandere with dependency rather than psychosis (e.g. if the object of their attention leaves, rather than go on a killing spree, they retreat into raving madness not harming anyone but themself)