/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Stuff it in?

Looks more like a he to me. Completely chiseled.

Your pussy does not want to be Chen. Cut it out.

You don't. Be nice to your cat.

You first kill it with a sledgehammer then you can dress it however you want without resist.

Looks more like a Rin to me.

The proper way is to put nekomimi on a loli.

XDDDDDDDDDD

I kinda wanted to put a bow on my cat's tail so I could call her Bernkastal, but she's a little bitch and I don't think she'd let me.

Reported for animal cruelty.

Cute cat, OP.
This is my cat, Orin.

>>5887700
Then she's already Bern. Don't fix what isn't broken.

Cute cat, OP

This is my cat, Chen, and my crow, Aya

>>5887667
I'm really curious about why you own that bonnet. Did you actually walk into a store, smugly place it on the checkout counter, and look the cashier straight in the eyes as you payed for it? Or did you buy it online, actually paying shipping costs for... a bonnet?

>>5887787
Pretty sure that's a sewing machine behind the cat.

>>5887787
>>>/cgl/3394457

>>5887787
I sewed it. I've been working on a Chen costume.
For my cat.

>>5887898
If there's a video of you at some point doing the Ranka Lee dance in that costume while at a con or something I'll murder you.

Cute cat, OP.

This is my cat, Chen. She doesn't like when I put green stuff on her head, but if it's something small like a leaf then she won't mind.

She's in a different pose in this one.

>>5887923
And then Suppa Tenko will burst out of nowhere, yelling "CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" with a bloody nose

>>5887928
>>5887935
Your cat is a Tanuki in disguise

>>5887923
Actually, one of my friends plan to take the costume and go X-Chen at the con... I've been teaching him how to say the perfect NYAAAA~~~

What on earth are you doing OP? Hats never work. Try coats like my cat Hei here - they just slip on over the head.

Poro cat.

>>5887943
Literally anything but the Ranka song is fine. Any other pictures of the costume? It doesn't look poverty.

>>5887944
You sick bastard.

Reported for animal cruelty and not naming you cat mao instead.

What happened to the cat with the coat? I wanted to see the image and got 404'd as soon as I clicked it ;_;

I like cats.

>>5887923
>>5887948
What's wrong with the Ranka dance? Is it overdone? People actually try to go Ranka-Chen at cons?

>>5888011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZN-9LgWmo#t=20s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71U6FcUfAHU

And other such shame.

>>5888041
I'll have X-Chen Nyan-Nyan dance then.

StalkStatus®: Succes

>>5889195
That is impossible, it can't be a girl. It simply cannot. It is much more likely that this is a girl who has the same brand of hat. It's probably a very common hat.


Wait, do girls really play touhou and post on /jp/?

>>5889219
Femanon here. Believe it brah

Girls like Umineko and Touhou a lot.

dunno about other stuff though

>>5889228
Oh boy. 250 posts and image replies omitted incoming.

>>5889228
>Femanon here

Yet another attention whore takes the bait. If you do not wish to be labeled as one, please try not to announce it directly.

>>5889228
so this could mean that a girl has a higher score than me in touhou? Fuck, I need to play it more often.

I'M A MALE AND I LIKE TOUHOU AND VNS. WHY CAN'T I HAVE ATTENTION TOO. Goddammit, that's why smart people pretend to be girls on the internet.

>>5889298
Leave her alone asswipe.

>>5889264

Incoming shitstorm

>>5889298

I was letting the poor guy know girls browse /jp/ too. Fuck.

YES, girls play shit boys do. DEAL WITH IT.

Boy or girl, none of it matters. Anyone who browses this board regardless of gender is weird as shit anyways.

>>5889328
>Boy or girl, none of it matters.
That's the point. It doesn't matter, so why do you have to tell everyone your gender on a board where you know it will start a thread derailing shitstorm? Stupid troll.

>>5889328
Can we get back to our cats dressed like chen thread now?

>>5889350
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


also kitty Chen is moe<3 I didn't mean to cause a shitstorm, sorry~ nipa~

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Maleanon here. Ask me anything.

>>5889371

>>5889372
YOU HAVE A COCK. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU.

>>5889378
I care about cocks :3

and Chen.

>>5889228
>Femanon here.

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>>5889378
You are just jealous you don't have one yourself.

>Femanon

Thread ruined. I suggest deleting and restarting the thread, OP.

Hello Gentle-Sirs, innocent young Maiden here, we frequent /jp/ too.
There are women out there just as pathetic as you.

>>5889411
If only I didn't. If only.

>>5889427
<3

>>5889427
Pic unrelated.

>>5889427
If you've even touched a man, I consider you ruined

Female here. I have vagina. I can walk on the streets wearing dresses. I will never have to look for a partner because men is supposed to look after us, this is how society works. I will never have to work because my husband will sustain me financially .

>>5889432
Faggot

>>5889444
Say the guy with Rakisutaa on his name.

>>5889427
>innocent young Maiden here
>>5889298 here. That's how you do it, >>5889328

>>5889427
>innocent young Maiden here

>>5889298 here. That's how you do it, >>5889328

>First time going on /jp/ in weeks
>Manage to troll everyone with one post
>my face

>>5889442
Some day my wish will be granted.

>>5889438
I haven't even heald hands or kissed anyone :(
I get really lonely some times, especially on Valentines and Christmas.
I think I will be alone for ever.

>>5889483

Hahaha look at this human faggot feeling "lonely"

>>5889475
Oh, and on a side note, I can masturbate and even reach orgasm discreetly while crossing my legs on a public place, like a train for example.
Deal with it, son. You don't have vagina.

>>5889483
This

>inb4 all girls on here are jealous fatties.

Kute Kat I
WAANT XDD

>>5889488
>mfw I'm actually quite attractive and interesting and got silly boys hitting on me all the time

>>5889454
Funny, isn't it?

/jp/ - cats

>>5889503
/jp/ - pathetic femanons

>>5889483
Then you are not ruined.
I respect you as a human being, but understand that you will never be as cute a shut it as Kiri Komori.

>>5889510
/jp/ - pathetic anons and femanons dicussing about little girls, flat chests, visual novels, and WITCHES AND LORES

How do you femanons feel about seeing nude touhous all day?

>>5889518
What's wrong with that?
I'm female and think flat chests are much more cuter than large chests.

That's not Chen, it's Salem.

>>5889518

Sorry, the board is actually /jp/ - Weeaboo hipsters.

>>5889524
I have no problem with it personally, I even collect the images and I'm straight.

>>5889524
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>5889424
Sorry, already ruined.

>>5889535
Wrong. that's /vp/

>>5889532
Large breasts are frightening.

also reporting this shit thread

>>5889542
Already posted bro.

Femanon here.
This thread fucking sucks now that you managed to make it all about you, OP. Drop dead. Saged reported hidden called the fbi

>>5889560

This is why we can't have nice things.

Femanon here; my gender is relevant to all topics.

>>5889560

>>5889560
But the thread hasnt been about the OP for a while now.

Fat jealous femanon rival detected.

Femanon here. I'm a female. I do feminine things, and yet I'm browsing /jp/, in a very feminine way. Every day I wake up, I look on the mirror and thank god for having a vagina. I also wear female clothes and have a female body. When I was younger I was a little girl. My name is female and my room is pink.

>>5889555
Epitiome of ninny-boy.

Don't mean to interrupt your relationship thread but...

TOUHOU HIJACK!s

>>5889555

I have a phobia ;_;

>>5889574
>Implying all /jp/ femanons aren't fatties who are jealous over one another for no reason.

>>5889576

>my name is female

That must be awkward.

>>5889592
My name is female. female hawkins.

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22femanon+here%2
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>>5889583

>>5889590
STOP GETTING BOARDS MIXED UP. that's /cgl/

>>5889615
That's everybody who claims to be female on the internet.

>>5889629
>implying everyone lies about their gender there
>clearly meetup at cons and non-anon lolita events
>everyone is woman

lolwut

>>5889651

>>5889629
>>5889651
There's a fair of amount of females on /jp/, no matter how you slice it.

>>5887667
>walks into /jp/ to see if any good threads happened to show themselves
>sees this
>my face and all of my hate

>>5889700
Sorry we made you mad with this awful thread, /vp/tard who posts >myface and reaction images of pokeymans. Here, fap to this butterfly to cheer up.

>>5889729
Since when were you under the illusion that I'm a /vp/ tard?

>>5889740
So you're from /a/? That's even worse.

>>5889740
only /vp/ tards use mfw and pokemon reaction images

>mfw /vp/ tard

nothing wrong with it though

>>5889751

I think now I like most of our female /jp/sies