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I would cum on her tail.

I suppose so. Any of her trickster crap and I'll leave her right then and there, though.

>>5880454

WOAH, DUDE.

I would fuck her guts until her guts turn inside out.

QUALITY THREAD

I'd probably masturbate and ask her if I could cum inside her bunny ears.

Sure, the moment she goes to the bathroom though, I'm taking all the valuables in her purse and leaving her with the bill.

I would date almost any Touhou if I didn't get to choose which one. So, yes, I would date Tewi, but she isn't my favourite.

No. Irritating thing she is/

>>5880482
Sup Tewi?

>>5880474

>>5880501
Naw dude, I'm just backstabbing her first because I know full well she's planning to backstab me in the end.

It's not like she was planning to have this date be a starting point to turn over a new leaf and be a good person for once...

>>5880448
You will never date a touhou, or any girl.
;_;

sure, but only if her pranks aren't dangerous. after all, a bunny will die if left alone.

>>5880553
They probably wouldn't be, except to you.

Instead of targeting you she'd expect you to be an accomplice. Then Reisen / Eirin / Kaguya / Mokou / Reimu chase you down and administer Punishment Time.

City faggot rabbit men holding up the line. God damn fucking rabbit people eatin at my fuckin table. I been saying they can outbreed us. They were on the radio, says we're "colonized." This country is turning all rabbit people. I wanna kill the fucking rabbits. Not in my house! Watch your fucking rabbit movies and eat your faggot rabbit food in your own neighborhoods!I'll have none of it! I'm an American! It's my right!

Tewi is friendly to humans.

She won't do anything mean to you unless you provoke her in some way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEHTkoyw9ss#t=0m56s

Only if she makes that sound when I yank on her ears.

I dunno, we don't really have body chemistry and I'm more of a straighforward guy not the trixy type. I guess I'll stay by my old answers, if she was of suitable age, interesting and generally interested in me.

>Tewi
Alignment: Chaotic Human.

I have already successfully courted Tewi.
She is my waifu.
Why do you keep asking this?

of course.

I don't trust her

She only plays cruel tricks out of sexual frustration.
She just wants to be loved, /jp/!

>>5880448
No. Why would I want to date an animal?

How about Reisen?

>>5884209
Yet again, why would I want to date an animal?

oh how i would grind tewi's little tight ass, hitting her little fluffy tail. yes! yes, i would date tewi!!

>>5884248

>>5880488
Desperation is pathetic.

Why not both

>>5884248
>>5884256

>>5884248
I would cockslap her bunny ass until her skin gets sore.

>>5884263
but that would lead to over population

>>5884287

This is what you'd wake up to in the morning.

needs Tewi doujins

>>5884361
tewi is a doujin work

>>5884325
Son of a bitch

Meanwhile, this is what Reisen looks like when she wakes up.

>>5884363
I came from the cuteness

Probably not. Saving myself for someone else.

>>5884377
long hair, not so good
when it falls out, and it does fall out, it will wrap around you like a vine and cling to you for hours without you noticing

later, you shift your leg just slightly and it begins to constrict uncomfortably
you then have to untangle and remove it

>>5884394

>>5884377
that's beautiful.

Her pranks would be the best foreplay

>>5884256
>>5884325
Tewi by buriki, so good

Date Reisen = Probably get injured/killed by Tewi
Date Tewi = Chance of threesome with Reisen being coerced by Tewi

>>5884482
Whatever. I would date Reisen.
Tewi can go suck a bucket of dicks, like she always does.

Date Reisen = Live happily for 50 years

>>5884498
Anyone able to give a tl;dr on the 50 years thing?

I would date Tewi, but I would be seeing Cirno behind her back.

Cirno would think I'm building up to getting serious with her, because she's an idiot.

>>5884506
Find ideal waifu in Reisen, get married, Tewi kills Reisen with a prank, you go for the next 50 years under the illusionary effects of Reisens lunatic eyes. In this illusion you live a happy life with her and have a kid and etc etc.

>>5884482
i choose the Master of Moon and get a foursome end

what do i win?

>>5884498
If I dated Reisen, I would her FAR away from Tewi.

>>5884546
With Erin, you'd get Reisen also but there's also a chance of Kaguya's smelly twat being shoved in your face. Not to mention you'd always be second to Kaguya. Not worth it

>>5884564
i don't mind hanging around with them and doing some science

>>5884553
Why doesn't anyone her far?

>>5884693
NO TYPOS NO
FUCKING TEWI

I think Tewi would be the most fun to be around if you got to be an accomplice rather than a victim. So yes, I would date her.

If you date Tewi, you might get lucky.

I'd date her once, sure. A second date would arrive if I liked how it went.

>>5884746

Speaking of that, can't he just skip the Reisen chapter and get back to interesting characters?

>>5884746
wat

>>5884774
I wouldnt mind a SDM chapter
Meiling only

>>5884785
http://umadscans.ryuutama.com/46/

>>5884789
Meiling would like that too

>>5884789

You misspelled Remilia. And it's on the way.

>>5884774
Interesting characters like Cirno and Reimu?
Hurrrr.

>>5885571

Interesting in an ero sense.

Though Reisen loses in both categories.