/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1. male
2. 27
3. philadelphia
4. hahaahahahaahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHASDHASHAB<SAMBALWKGAEB<MSAWevb no
5. no

i had your same idea here in italy, but for me maids of japanese maid cafè looks TOO retarded yui style

i'll open a otaku-leisuring cafè probably, with consoles, manga, wi-fi ecc..

3DPIGS AHAHA

male 22 new york yes no

Male

19

Detroit

If i can run the place

Not a chance in hell

reported

>>5868082

Reported for...?

Christ, I knew I shouldn't have come to 4chan.

Male

20

Philadelphia

Probably not.

Fuck no. I hate the service industry.

I'm on bored with an "otaku" cafe as was suggested by >>5868075

If that were the case, then it could just be a standard cafe with maybe a theme day every once in a while with maids/butlers as a part of that.

1. Male

2. 18

3. uhhh...Savonlinna? (the city i live in)

4. If a maid cafe opened would be opened...yes! i would visit there on a reqular basis.

5. I could be a butler...Only workplace i would maybe even enjoy myself. Since there's meidos

Male

26

Detroit

Highland Park meidos, not so good.

Nope

>>5868067
Maid Cafes are not a viable business. They are just a fetish that can only operate in fetish places. Even just maids aren't a fetish as they have places with anime stereotype maids and others where you look up the maid's skirts.

The only place it will work is with slutty maids in some place like Los Vegas.

You could probably go to some southern United States and get some cheap mexican maids though.

I can't even imagine a place in Europe besides France where it would work. France is a huge weeaboo country though.

Go advertise somewhere else. Reported.

>>5868113

I'm not...

*facepalm*

Christ almighty, I REALLY should not have come to 4chan for this.

>>5868109

hat's a problem, yeah. I was thinking of immediately marketing it towards the general public as a sort of "high-class for middle-class" cafe, where, after a long day of office work, people can come to be treated like royalty, if only for an hour or two. How I market it is very important, I do believe.

I'd only start offering the otaku services openly (I'd have a "secret menu" ready for those who come who are very obviously otaku) once I get business stable.

>>5868119
>I REALLY should not have come to 4chan for this.

Congrats on admitting that you're a viral marketer and not a /jp/ regular.

>>5868119
>I've decided to try opening up my own maid cafe.
>/jp/ - NEET and Hikikkomori/General
>NEET
>Not employed, in education or in training.

>>5868125

Congrats on realizing that I haven't even STARTED THE FUCKING BUSINESS YET AND PROBABLY WON'T FOR A FEW YEARS.

1. Male
2. 19
3. Santa Barbara/San Diego
4. Actually, yeah, probably.
5. Sure, dishes don't bother me.

>>5868137
u mad, normalfag? Just stop talking and delete this thread before you embarrass yourself more.

>>5868134
otaku culture contains maid caffes.

>Christ, I knew I shouldn't have come to 4chan.

You can delete the thread and get out anytime.

>>5868162

I need opinions, though.

I know I'll find some good ones in here.

Somewhere.

Stop acting like a butthurt newfag just because everyone doesn't love and support you, op.

Besides that, there's already been two guys asking before, one for America and one for Canada. You'll be competing with theirs. Not that there haven't already been failed maid cafes.

You should stop acting so mad and set up a maid booth at a con.

quack

OP, to be honest, your biggest problem will be whether you'll be able to actually find girls willing to wear maid costumes and be cute in general.

Now, to be more honest, since not every weeaboo idea your brain produces is viable, it would be less painful for everyone (including yourself) to just drop this one altogether.

Thread reported. Go wave your dick somewhere else, OP.

There's a guy a few days ago who was advertising for a similar thing. Look in easymodo(Search "maid", "cafe" or something similar to find it).

Also:

1: Male
2: 18
3: Philadelphia
4: Haha, no. I only go out with friends, and I can see them going there once.
5: Yes. I don't think I'm too attractive though, so I might have to wear a mask as I don't think I'm cosplay material.


Oh, and if you want this to take off you have to appeal to children or teenagers(Gaming areas, anime character cosplays ETC).

male
20
Washington DC
yes
no

Just leave.

>>5868209
>whether you'll be able to actually find girls willing to wear maid costumes
Girls will do anything for money and they aren't far removed from waitress outfits.

>be cute in general.

This is the hard part. Not just acting cute (whatever westerners find cute, since most of them don't want a little sister maid cooking them a omelette with a heart on it) but actually BEING cute. Even japan has problems finding cute girls.

>>5868232
so first, you need to find the definition of 'cute'.
than you need to find girls who are good at acting.

1. Male
2. 18
3. Birmingham, UK
4. No
5. Maybe (student job)

1. male
2.18
3.Budapest
4.In that case l have to go outside , so no .
5.Well why not , i need money to my studies anyway .

Look at all the fucking teenagers in this thread. No wonder /jp/'s been so shitty as of late.

>>5868372
I'm pretty sure 18 is considered adult in most places

1. Female
2. 19
3. Boston
4. 3DPD
5. Fuck no. I'm making good money at my current job.

1. Male
2. 19
3. Cardiff
4. Provided it was in a side street and I could walk in with a balaclava and a hat, every goddman day.
5. As a chef, possibly. I don't have the collarbones for waitering.

>>5868381
>18
>eighteen
>-teen
>ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

1. Male
2. 22
3. Metro Manila
4. Depends on the quality of the maids and the service
5. Yes, I would love to

18-19 year old's
18-19 year old's everywhere. It seems that that age group is the most popular on /jp/ It also is the best age group

There should be a rule against posting on /jp/.

I'm going to guess your main problem is going to be getting decent looking maids, and you've come to the wrong place to find maids, or even butlers.

But hell, I'm bored so why not.
1. Male
2. 21
3. Campbellsville, Kentucky
4. Hahahaha, no.
5. No. I probably look good enough, but my social skills are terrible and it involves going outside more than is needed.

Why did you even come to /jp/ for a survey?

Being a maid isn't just about wearing a maid outfit and carrying tea, you philistines.

It's about the smile when she brings it to you, the confidence with which she walks, how she gently grasps her dress to curtsy, her very ESSENCE should be that of a maid. You can't just dress up a cute girl and expect her to act like a real maid, not to a true connoisseur. Too many animes and cafes these days have had clumsy "maids", losing their composure and dropping their trays, maids which are trying hard to do their best, maids which are an insult to their own names. A maid should be perfect without trying, and float like a cloud across the room to offer service with a calm smile.

I'll visit your maid cafe, alright. I'll spit on the door, then I'll wash my hands of the place.

The Royal-T cafe here in southern california is somewhat successful actually. I don't know how that happened.

1. Sex withheld to protect the innocent
2. Age withheld to protect the innocent
3. Location withheld to protect the innocent
4. Probably not because of how extremely weird that would be outside of Japan. And the girls would be fat yaoi fangirls or something. Non merci.
5.No the maids will look dumb and even the guys who work in the Japanese ones look like gay latin cosplayers.

>>5868485
Well, there's something called "clumsy moe".

I think you are just limiting yourself to an elegant and perfect maid which is just a subset from the whole maid fetish category.

To respond to question number 5; no matter where you go, there will always be attractive young girls willing to sell their dignity for a reasonable price. So I wouldn't worry about it.

1. Male
2. 22
3. Kuala Lumpur
4. That place is already closed by JAKIM. No chance for me
5. Then i would be snatched by them JAKIMs

M
25
N/A
not really, I'm poor.

I'ld work as a maid...

Only if it had real-life Japanese girls, attractive ones, not any fat annoying Merikun whore.

No.
I would have to go outside and that just isn't going to happen

male
15
buenos aires
no
no

Don't mind me

I just really felt the need to say how cute of a thread that other one is

Just that little one, it's only got a few posts. I'd say this in the thread itself, but that would ruin it.
So I'm just saying it here.

That thread is perfect just the way it is.

>>5868635
Reported for being under-age.

1. Male

2. 23

3. Memphis, TN

4. Yes.

5. Yes. (but I'm so terrible at waiting and so shy that I'd only bring in the gay moefag rapists)

Male
21
Osaka
Only if the maids are cute.
I am a NEET with little grasp of social protocol. So no.

1. Gender Male

2. Age 18

3. Nearest large city London

4. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis? Yes

5. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler? No

>>5868691
What's the nearest town?

OP you are never going to find enough people in the same location, unless you are in a place like LA or NY.

If it's an otaku cafe you should have waiters/waitresses that change clothes once a month and never make eye contact.

1. male
2. 19
3. Heidelberg
4. No
5. No

1.) Female
2.) ?
3.) New York City
4.)Yes
5.)Yes, as a maid or cross-dress butler

1. Male
2. 19
3. Toronto
4. I'm a NEET so I don't have the luxery of spending that kind of money to travel and eat.
5. I probably would work as a but I'm not very attractive so I probably be doing the terrible jobs which I would fully do cause I need the money. Unless I get buzzed then I can probably entertain for a while.

male
20
Toronto
yes
no

honestly there was a maid cafe opened in Toronto but I only ever saw two other people frequent the place other than me. you would be better off just opening a standard theme based Cafe with extra themes(maid/butler , vampire/goth. ect. ect.) every so often.

go away encourage

Don't waste your time

The target audience is way to small, and chances if you're in a major city it already has loads of cafes, all of which will be your competition.

1. Female
2. 19
3. Chicago
4. fuck yeah maid cafes are awesome
5. No, because i'm atrociously ugly and socially awkward

SAGE
REPORTED

1. Male

2. 23

3. Hannover

4. I dunno! I think yes, but I am too shy...

5. I am a NEET! I need a job! I need money!

>>5869624
are you a cute loli or bishonen?

>>5869646
Maybe? A lot of girls say to me I looking nice but I am a fucking loser, NEET, etc.....

There's one in Vienna.

1 male

2 20

3 Detroit

4 yes

5 IM not that good looking so i guess not.

Male

18

Toronto

Yes

Yes

Male
23
Seattle
Not on a regular basis, there should be something that attracted me there besides the shameful sense of service. Maybe like a manga cafe. Sit back, enjoy some light reading while a maid serves you.

I guess so. I have a nice sense of service and I would like dressing up as a butler.

This won't fly by the way, we have talked about this many times before. The whole concept is doomed in North America

1. Female
>Implying there are any girls on /jp/

2. Underage

3. Newcastle

4. I would if I wasn't poor..

5. I'd love to! :3

>>5869766
>Underage
You must leave now!

1.) Male
2.) New Haven, CT
3.) 19
4.) I probably wouldn't come regularly, but I would check it out, if I really liked it I would consider coming more often.
5.) no

Blatantly an asl thread. Congratulations summerfriends.

what the fuck is up with these 18-19yr old kids saying they're NEETs, it's like they want to be a part of some fad, this isn't highschool goddamnit.

>>5869781
Eh, I have a dynamic IP and I'm switching ISPs in a few weeks, so it doesn't matter if you ban me.
>>5869867
I've been a NEET for about two years since my mum doesn't let me go to school or get a job. Yay having a parent who's paranoid..

>>5869885
Home schooled?
If not, then why the fuck are you even still alive?
If you haven't gone through high school, then what's the point? You won't have a good job when you grow up, do you really want to be jobless, no money?
Unless your parents are fucking rich, then you have to go to school. Even if your parents were rich, wouldn't you feel bad, that you're mooching off of them and not doing anything in return? I would.

1. Male

2. 20

3. NY

4. Not really.

5. I would, as meido.

Enjoy being harassed by feminist groups everywhere because this isn't Japan and WOMEN KAN DO ANYTHIN A MAN CAN DO AND THEY DONT NEED TO SHOW THERE BODIES TO SURVIVE!!!!

1. Male
2. 19
3. Seattle
4. Fuck no
5. No
I'd want to throw up being around a bunch of western 3D pigs.

>>5869867
>I was NEET before NEET was cool, get off my lawn

>>5869907
Man, it's /jp/. He either is acting as a NEET while leading normal life or just doesn't care about his life.

1) male
2)18
3) toronto
4)... maybe...
5) fuck yes! give me those stockings, I'm wearing!

>>5869867
This has been going on for well over a year now on /jp/

"How do you NEETs survive / get money?"

"NEET/Hikki here. Going to college currently and I work part time"

>>5869926
I know, and it makes me mad every time. Especially when I see that line.
>"NEET/Hikki here. Going to college currently and I work part time"

>>5869926
hahahah sad isn't it.

Hey faggots, >>5868688 here. As you can see I am bluntly trolling (read Osaka). Just for the sake of guidance to all you buttmads - sorry to break your ice but I actually have a stable income.

>PhD in Mathematics
>Any Job I want
>$300,000 starting

>>5869942
It's like they are proud to be a useless sack of garbage.

>>5869946
>PhD in Mathematics
>No job anywhere
>$0 starting
Congradurations, enjoy the rest of your life searching for destined failure.

male
18
Toronto
no
no

>1. Gender
male

>2. Age
28

>3. Nearest large city
Vienna

>4. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis?
Can I rape the maids?

>>5868322
Can't believe someone else browsing /jp/ is from BP too. What the hell is this world coming to?!

1. M
2. 28
3. Toronto (lolcanada)
4. Yep, and with a few friends to boot.
5. Sorry, got a full-time job.

M
22
Vancouver
hell no
nuh uh

>>5869977

Unlike most people I didn't end up stuck in a shithole college doing office work and teaching calculus to dumbasses.

I did applied stuff like economics.

>>5870030
Well I'm a medical doctor, so you can be my little bitch for life.
/trolling

what's with all the canadians in this thread?

male
35
seattle
yes
yes if my current job wasn't paying well

I love surveys.

1. Male

2. 21

3. Vancouver

4. No

5. No

>>5868137

Ohhhhhhhhh, he's HOPPIN' MAD!

1. Female
2. 23
3. Sydney
4. No
5. ...eh, depends on the pay.

Captcha: Theoeologia solvents. Don't you think these captchas are getting out of hand?

There actually already is at least one maid cafe in America:
http://www.royal-t.org/cafe/

1. Describe your ex in two words:

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?

3. Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing?

4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say?

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?

7. What color are the seats in your car?

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?

12. Who was the last baby you held?

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?

20. Last person to give you a business card?

21. Who is the last person who wrote a check to you?

22. Closest framed picture to you?

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?

25. How many emails do you have?

26. Last time you received flowers?

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and woman?

28. Do you play air guitar?

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?

male
18
vancouver
err depends if i had money
cafe would imply food. so making food maybe but idono

1. Male
2. 19
3. Sandusky (It's between Cleveland and Toledo, it has Ceder Point)
4. Maybe, it would depend on how private it was.
5. Yes, though I'd doubt you'd want to hire me/I'd be good at it. (Need job badly)

If you open it up in Sandusky, there is honestly almost no entertainment in there, and the food is all over priced anyway. You'd get tourist rush in summer, but you'd probably have to shut down in winter due to low business. Though honestly if you want to make it work, you'd have to cater to both genders (guessing you thought of this by the Buttler/Maid thing). I wouldn't doubt that you could turn a nice profit in summer, since people need food and a place to calm down after coasters, but again, it's dead in Winter. Unless you move next to the waterparks. But thats just my city, best of luck to ya.

1. Male
2. 19
3. Leicester
4. No
5. Yes but I look like a monster so it'd have to be behind the bar or something.

Male
21 in a couple weeks
San Jose, CA
Probably not on a regular basis. It would really depend on the kind of reputation it had for itself; if it was something non-anime-fans could get into, I'd pop in once or twice. If it's pure otaku-pander, I'd probably avoid it like the plague.
I hate to be blunt, but HELL NO I wouldn't work there. I couldn't be a butler there, anyway.

>>5870028
>>5870784
>>5870984
Shit, where you Vancouver /jp/ers at?

M/25/Boston

hell no, I wouldn't be caught dead in one
sure, if it were actually a butler cafe or whatever and not some kind of japan-flavored Hooters

I doubt a maid cafe (as an actual business) would work in America. They might be popular at anime cons, but that's different. Maid cafes work on "moe," rather than American-esque sex appeal, like Hooters. Nobody would go to a place with just cute girls in frilly maid costumes.

For the idea to work in America, it would have to be overly sexualized, and that would defeat the purpose entirely.

I'd strongly advise against it if you are serious. Regardless of how respectable it is, there will be drama about the sexualisation of women, even if you have butlers too, and in the end no-one will come because of the risk of being associated with it.

1. M
2. 21
3. LA
4. No, only on occasion
5. I would, but I wouldn't be a good one. I'd be better off as a cook or something

1.) Male

2.) 22

3.) San Francisco, although when I'm at uni I guess it'd be San Jose.

4.) Nope, it'd take a herculean effort for me to just walk by the place and look in the window for a few seconds. The only way I'd enter is if it didn't look retardedly weeaboo/the maids were passable/the patrons weren't all 400-lb neckbeards.

5.) Never, unless it somehow ended up playing out exactly like the show Working!!, which it wouldn't.

Male
21
San Francisco
Hard to say
Wat

1. Female
2. 18
3. Honolulu
4. Only if it was in my home town, but if it doubled as a LAN center/manga cafe I'd drive anywhere for it.
5. Yes

- Female
- 23
- Philadelphia, PA (though I currently live overseas)
Yes, although I'd probably not become a regular unless the food was good and it wasn't monstrously expensive in addition to having meidos
- Yes, it sounds like fun, and every cafe needs tiny meganekkos, right?

>>5871308
>derp

We have "Medieval Manor" restaurants, that old-fashioned and nonsexual enough for you?

Still, even the Japanese think "moe" is an odd social phenomenon, it's just more accepted there because it's being sold so hard that it's become commonplace.

>>5871344
Also, I am kind of amazed there are so many other Philly posters in here, as well as the NY ones. Does this mean east coast maid cafe is go?

1. Male
2. 22
3. Münster
4. Maybe
5. Not a chance

1. Male
2. 20
3. Los Angeles
4. No. Maid cafes are hipster bullshit.
5. No.

>>5871349
Do you mean places like Medieval Times? Watching knights do battle while consuming various meats and drink is pleasing

1. F
2. 21
3. Quebec city
4. Every day
5. Why, of course.

>>5871412
Isn't there one in montreal?

>>5871402
I love Medieval Times. The plot's shit, but it's still fun, and the food's pretty good.

>>5871308
Judging by what OP has said before, I don't think he wants the traditional maid cafe where customers go in to just watch the maids, rather, he wants to create an environment where to customers can feel a class higher than what they are. Besides, think of the marketing gimmicks you can do with it. You could go there on a date to show how classy you clearly are (again, it would depend on the tone of the cafe), you could go there for birthday parties (for example, little girls may want to be treated like princesses, have a butler), you could go there to just feel better about yourself ("at least some one cares" a customer may think).
For the cafe to work, it can do most of what the Japanese cafes do, except instead of focusing on the servers (maid or butler), you'd be selling the experience. And hey, pending on the price you could be treated like "royalty" or whatever marketing phrase you want to use, for a while.
>>5871321
On the argument of the sexualization of women, the argument they usually use is that women are treated differently from their male co-workers, or there are no male co-workers. Having Butlers eliminates this, of course, the "appeal" of the uniforms would have to be roughly equal (you couldn't exactly have maids wear sling bikinis and the butlers wear suits.)
Of course, if OP was still here he could probably explain it better than me.

I think that your best bet on location would be in a Japantown. I don't think one could work in the US, period, unless it was tied in to somewhere that it'd be expected AND the food was good. If your food and coffee sucks then it likely WILL fail regardless of meidos. Very few startup restaurants survive for past a year or so; that is a commonly known thing. But once they get established, then they're likely good to go.

There's a Japantown in San Francisco (with a small one in San Jose, mostly because lots of nipponjin live there) and another one in LA, although SF's got the better one. Even so, granted, it's not that big.. they've got two malls and a few blocks worth of various little stores/bars/restaurants; Chinatown is at least 4x as big.

The reason I'm saying this is because when people are shopping at J-town, they are half-expecting to see some weird/interesting/quirky things, and a maid cafe would be just that. Where it would be precisely, I don't know... I did see a vacant space in one of the Japantown SF malls last time I was there though, (which was around mid July). It was near that bakery that makes fresh red bean paste buns (so good), which is a good location since it is near the entry and almost everyone will see it.

1. Male
2. 19
3. Austin
4. Possibly
5. Yes. Both.

>>5871349
I guess you don't understand demographics and marketing. Those are FAMILY style restaurants. They're not even comparable. Maid cafes are aimed at otaku. 18-40 year old males are not going to give a shit about being waited on by French maids.

1. Male

2. 27

3. San Diego

4. Maybe

5. I'd be willing to brush up on my manhood and fabulousness, if the pay was decent and the customers weren't too horrific.

F
18
melbourne, australia
probably
yes, if they didn't mind a slightly chubby asian girl

You guys have never been into ANY beer tavern, haven't you? damn kids

See this.

>>5871417
Is that so?
Actually I forgot to say that I'd be only interested if the girls are asians. Traps are also acceptable (a superior alternative, actually).

1. Male

2. 24

3. Melb

4. Fuck no

5. The higher the rate per hour payment, the higher the chance I'd join in.

>>5871458
Well I don't know for sure, maybe I remember hearing wrong. Montreal does have a lot of EGL girls, though, so it's not impossible.

>>5871447
Not the same guy, but thats why I proposed this alternative. You'd still keep the service, still have maids, but it wouldn't be overtly sexual. If the OP wanted though, and as I think he said in a previous post, he could have seperate features for people who are obviously otaku. (Though I question how he would determine this)

>>5871422
user >>5871308 was derping, you can ignore such

1. Male
2. 20
3. Osijek
4. Hell no
5. Sure if they pay is better then other cafes

>>5871483
opps, forgot link to reference.
.
>>5871422

>>5871447
>derp!!!!1

>>5871483
Same way Chinese restaurants can have weird things in their menu - by obfuscating it in Chinese.
Or in this case, Japanese.
Or word of mouth,
or something.

1. Describe your ex in two words:
>NO EX
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
>NO
3. Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing?
>Too far away
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say?
>something about who called me
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
>this post
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
>Blue
7. What color are the seats in your car?
>Gray
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
>Yes
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
>Myself
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
>no
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
>3 days ago
12. Who was the last baby you held?
>I don't touch pig disgusting
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
> 2 pairs actually
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste
>Croatia is too poor to have that
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
>Same one as this year, old Renault Twingo
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
>First
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
>Whats six flags?
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
>Yes a lot of them
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
>Cup with milk in it
20. Last person to give you a business card?
>No one
21. Who is the last person who wrote a check to you?
>Too young for that
22. Closest framed picture to you?
>None in my room
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
>3 days ago
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
>No
25. How many emails do you have?
>countless
26. Last time you received flowers?
>Like 10 years ago
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and woman?
>I'm okay with homos or people marring 2d chacacters
28. Do you play air guitar?
>No but I do play Starcraft 2
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
>Yes I got a lot of proposals about all kinds of sutff
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
>Don't drink coffee if I'm forced like a TON of sugar in it

>>5871483

Simple, have a sign somewhere saying something in Japanese along the lines of, "Ask our maids about special features" or something like that. Obviously the meidos/butlers would need proper judgment to see if the person was just curious or seemed/sounded like he was interested in more than a specialty pastry or whatever.

>>5871515
Character name/ ID for sc 2?

>>5871520
Mmmm, specialty pastries...

>>5871531
Well I'm obviously on the EU server but here,

Mew#952

>1. Gender
Female

>2. Age
21

>3. Nearest large city
Atlanta

>4. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to visit it on a regular basis?
Sure, at least once. Maybe weekly? I prefer not to eat out, but if there was nutritionally sound food (ie: not utter shit/not junk food), I would.

>5. If a maid cafe opened in your area, would you be willing to WORK in it as a maid/butler?
If you were crazy enough to open such an establishment, I would be crazy enough to be an ardent and dedicated employee, yeah. I've been looking for a job pretty relentlessly, actually, and anything to fill spare time is okay with me.

You might be better off trawling the nearest anime convention to you, though, OP, given the current standings.

Further, if you're going off what other people are saying, you might want to have the maids/butlers as a secondary or tertiary thing -- precisely how many people are you looking at having on staff? Menu offerings might be key.

>>5871402
I bet a Samurai-themed teriyaki steakhouse could work in America, actually. Fuck, most Japanese resturants in the states already have the guys cooking in front of you as a performance, all you need to do is dress them up.

Ok, so going from the logic that the "cafe" can't be overly sexual, and that people are going to come mainly for the experience, wouldn't it make more sense to pitch it as a dinner? This may just be me, but when I think of a cafe, I think of people talking amongst themselves with a laptop and a cup of coffee. More business then relaxation, and not that family oriented. However, if you pitch it as a dinner with "great service" or something to that effect, it may play better. This way, you can get customers who just want food. An alternative way of looking at it would be to keep with the aforementioned ideas (come for relaxation), but rather than it being a cafe (3 dollars for a dollar beverage, constant small charges), treat the model as that of a dinner/restaurant. I have a bit of experience in that field (running/setting one up) if OP wants it/returns). By the way, Captcha = Cornrow. Advancing Literature.

I'm a fat neckbeard male, but I'd love to work as a maid in pretty maido dress and everything.

>>5871556
All the Japanese steakhouses in my area have Mexican chefs. Though, a Mexican Samurai sounds kind of interesting, actually.

Whatever happened to the /jp/ restaurant business venture anyway~

1. Describe your ex in two words:
>What ex?
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
>Black ink
3. Look at your planner for May 14th, what are you doing?
>Masturbating
4. What does the 4th text in your inbox say?
>Don't have anyone to text
5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
>Can't remember
6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
>Wood
7. What color are the seats in your car?
>Black/Red
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
>No
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
>An envelope
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
>Cousin
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
>Casino
12. Who was the last baby you held?
>Can't remember
13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
>Tweedle-dee/Tweedle-dum
14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste
>fucking no
15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
>2004 ZO6
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
>GATORS RULE
17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
>never
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
>no
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
>Parrot
20. Last person to give you a business card?
>Chiropractor
21. Who is the last person who wrote a check to you?
>Don't remember
22. Closest framed picture to you?
>Me as an adorable kid
23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
>BBQ on labor day
24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
>no
25. How many emails do you have?
>21
26. Last time you received flowers?
>Never
27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man and woman?
>Only if the women are really hot and live next door
28. Do you play air guitar?
>always
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
>;_;
30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
>no

>>5871577
It's still there with the warehouse VN studio.

>>5871567 Mexican Samurai
Best fucking idea to come out of this entire thread.

>>5871578
>mad he's late to this thread

>>5871586
How about No.

>>5871586
>>5871567
I saw someone named MexicanSamuari while playing mafia last night, was that you

>>5871586

I could go for a Teriyaki Burrito. Samurai Ceviche?

There are plenty of Mexican Samurai in Hueco Mundo.

>>5871577
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5520718

>>5871556
The problem is that those kind of places are a little pricey (though very good, least my local one is), and you have to pay for that kind of talent. Where as with a cafe/restaurant, you could probably get away with paying minimum wage to almost everyone except head chef and if you need to hire managers.

>>5871417
The owner of the (now closed) Marché Clandestin wants to open one, but i haven't heard news of it in quite a while

>>5871607
Seriously is there no grand get rich (slow) scheme for /jp/? We have a pool of people with nothing to do.

Think of some sort of internet based website or something we can get money from, merci.

>>5871619
OKAY

WE START A TOUHOU PHONE SEX LINE

FORCE LITTLE SISTERS TO TALK TO CREEPY MEN IN ADORABLE VOICES

1) Male
2) 24
3) Denver
4) Only if it was all asian maids and there was some tsundere acting ones.
5) Even I have pride so no unless it was in the back where I can't be seen

>>5871619
Let's start a language school in Japan.

>>5871632
More like
> use voice modulators so we sound like little girls when we talk to our creepy male customers, who may choose to also use voice modulators to sound like little girls if they so desire

>>5871645
BRILLIANT

1. Male
2. 20
3. Pawcatuck, CT
4. Not daily or anything like that, but I'd visit depending on the service.
5. I don't think I could see myself doing that.

>>5871632
Do a yukkuri sex line

>>5871653
1-800-TAKEITEZ

>>5871653
ｔａｋｅ，　ｈａａ〜，　ｔａｋｅ　ｉｔ　ｅ−，　ｅａｓｙ，ａｈ，　ａ
ｈ，　ａｈ

>>5871667
That had better redirect to a 1-(900) number; this isn't a toll-free service.

But in reality...

A miku sex line would be easy and profitable.

>>5871619
/jp/ could always do what I intend to do if all else fails. Play stocks for fun and profit, enough money in stocks that pay dividends and we could all afford almost an instant ramen a month (maybe more!). Though in all seriousness, there are various sources on the internet for business start up money, however this would require people to actually run said business and have a business plan (what kind of business, what is the profitability, etc, etc), In lieu of /jp/ offering discount legal services or financial management, I don't think a internet company would be overly profitable, well, unless /jp/ wants to list its skill sets, but thats for another thread. Maybe.

>>5871667
Tell me more about your bragable peni peni.

the thought of someone in the us opening a maid cafe in us makes me cringe

>>5871690
How about an investment club? If we pool our savings, we would be able get a sizable starting capital.

>>5871715
Just put your money in the S&P 500 and don't take it out for 20-40 years; hard to do much better than that if you don't know what the fuck you're doing like we do. We wouldn't get anything out of pooling our capital.

>>5871731
Well, actually, I have two friends who do that for a living as well as a friend of a friend. So if /jp/ actually wants to do it...it could happen. Besides, day trading is basically sitting around all day, watching a screen until the climax and then screaming "Sell! Sell!", then after smoking a little, you can buy again at a low price. /jp/ can do it, just need startup money / meeting place to organize it. Also, by the way, op still missing.

We need to give all our money to that guy on /jp/ who makes six figures playing online poker.

>>5871773
I thought that was mugen?
I'm not giving him anything

>>5871781
No some guy posted a screeshot of his online poker earnings a while ago.

mugen is rich as wellbut not from that.

>>5871773
>>5871791
You mean the screenshot of my PT for the first 6 months of this year?

/jp/ Corporation

Marketing Director: Sion

>>5871804
Why yes, that is what I meant.

>>5871804
>>5871773
Well, judging by how much money he makes, I don't think he needs seed money, unless he wants to be a cool guy and treat it like an investment. So, what where we going to do /jp/?

>>5871804
how exactly do you file that on your taxes?

>>5871939
I live in Canada so I can't say for the US but I have to declare my income. If I was a smalltime gambler I wouldn't, but as you can see I make like 250k-300k a year. There isn't much I can do to really avoid the CRA and not set off a stupid amount of red flags.

Generally if you make less than 6 figures you don't need to declare. It also helps if you have a real job (which I don't).

>>5872143
What do you spend all your money on?

>>5872143
If you're in ontario and need a maid, I'm free.

>>5872143
Oh and if you actually wanted to know what I file it under (maybe I misunderstood the post), it's filed as business income.

1. Male

2. 21

3. New York City

4. Probably not. If I was desperate enough for female companionship, I'd visit an AMP.

5. Nope, unless you need an assistant manager.

>>5872156
A part of it is kept as my bankroll to play (I never withdraw that). I use the rest to live my hiki lifestyle at its full potential.

>>5872171
>I'm free
But what would you get out of it, ponpo-san?

1. Female
2. 20
3. The Hague
4. I would check it out first, so it depends on my first experience.
5. No.

1. Male
2. 33
3. Jacksonville (FL)
4. Yes . I've enjoyed the ones in Japan a great deal.
5. I don't know if they'd want a bald butler, but I'm not one to turn down work.

>>5868067
go back to 420chan?

1. Male
2. 20
3. Ottawa
4. Probably not
5. Definitely not

>>5872211
Room and board.

>>5872867
Ottawa Bros®

I'm sure maid cafes in America would be a horrible idea due to only having massive hambeasts for women here.

Male
18
Sydney
Probably
Yes

Do you even live in America?