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5857584 No.5857584 [Reply] [Original]

Hey faggots
Why don't you like me yet?

>> No.5857590

Because your posts suck.

>> No.5857592 [DELETED] 

We have enough slutty tengu with you slutting around the place in your short skirt, Potato.

>> No.5857602

Because you just insulted me

>> No.5857599

Trés bién! I like you know OP!

>> No.5857604
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Fuck Fairy War, where is my Double Spoiler book. Where. Fuck you ZUN.

>> No.5857610
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5857610

Do you even have a newspaper? Or are you just blogging now?
Can't keep up after all?

>> No.5857614
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5857614

Aya is a good enough slut, that's why.

>> No.5857612 [DELETED] 

>>5857584
>>5857610

Looks like Slut and Double Slut are about to get into a catfight. I'll go put the butter on the popcorn.

>> No.5857624

>>5857584
Because you use Google for your pictures and (I assume) Wikipedia for your articles.

What Aya does may be lying, but at least she puts effort into her lies. And sluttiness. But mostly the lies.

>> No.5857628
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>>5857612
I've got the perfect thing for catfights right here.

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5857620

Well, Hatate can't handle 15 dicks at the same time like Aya could.

>> No.5857634

>>5857624
She puts no effort into her lies because she believes no one will bother reading them anyway.

>> No.5857635 [DELETED] 

>>5857628

>Momiji

Aw hell naw wassup DOG

>> No.5857637

>>5857624
She doesn't lie, she exaggerates and makes incorrect assumptions.
And enough of the slut thing. Hurts the subscription base.

>> No.5857650
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>>5857584

You need a wolf companion whom you have a vaguely specified relationship with.

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>>5857610
I could make up some stupid newspaper headline once a week too
I just don't want to sell-out like that.

>> No.5857668

>>5857637
She's not an idiot. Someone as smart as her exaggerating and making incorrect assumptions is just as bad as lying.

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>>5857637
>Hurts the subscription base
wat.

>> No.5857676

>>5857637
People only subscribe because they get to fuck her as a bonus.

>> No.5857696

But I already like you.
I liked you when I first saw you.

>> No.5857698

>>5857668
Yes, if it was conscious. She LOVES reporting and photography. She loves it so much and gets so excited about it that she makes the wrong assumption or embellishes the wrong statement. Doesn't think completely straight, you know?

>> No.5857703

>>5857676
People only fuck her to get free newspapers.

>> No.5857713

>>5857698
I don't think that's the case, but your interpretation of Aya intrigues me. I won't deny it. For NOW.

>> No.5857719

Aya is a pro. You are just no good.

>> No.5857725
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>>5857676
That's the rumor. So people subscribe, try to fuck her, she freaks out/runs away/beats them up, people unsubscribe and talk shit about bunbunmaru, thus hurting the subscription base.

>> No.5857739

>>5857725
Rumors have to start from somewhere though.

>> No.5857745
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5857745

Aya is married to her hobby, which is in turn her work, which is in turn her passion, which is in turn her life.

The question is whether she cheats or not.

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>>5857739
Rumors? I don't know anything about any rumors.

>> No.5857751

I love you more then anything.

You are all I have to keep me sane.

>> No.5857748 [DELETED] 

You look like a school girl
A slutty school girl

>> No.5857756 [SPOILER] 
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>>5857739
I wonder where...

>> No.5857760
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>>5857751
>>5857751
That's probably a bad thing.

>> No.5857763

>>5857760
me on the floor

>> No.5857767

>>5857765
what does she have then

>> No.5857765 [DELETED] 

You don't have AYAYAYAYAYAYA

>> No.5857772

>>5857763
Boof, you were a pile of feathers all along?!

>> No.5857781

>>5857767
HATATATATATATA

>> No.5857779

>>5857772
The plot thickens.

>> No.5857776

>>5857767
When she first came out, everyone misspelled her name.
She has that.

>> No.5857784

>>5857772
My God, that explains so much.

>> No.5857787

>>5857781
hmmm
It's just not the same...

>> No.5857788

I like Hatate.

>> No.5857789
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5857789

I liked her more when she was a scallop tengu.

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>>5857745

>> No.5857795 [DELETED] 

>>5857620

There's a mirror in this picture, so when you look at it, it's like you're watching yourself be the slut getting pounded by numerous cocks.

Frickin sweet.

>> No.5857797

>>5857787
ATATATATATATA?

>> No.5857807

So Boof is a symbiotic parasite that looks like feathers and feeds on Tengus. And they are the only thing that keep him sane.

Tis shit is crazy.

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>>5857789

>> No.5857810

>>5857795
That's not a mirror, silly Arc-kun

>> No.5857819

Anyone have that short doujin where Reimu gets the new bunbunmaru and then dumps it, leaving Aya in tears? It was good for a few laughs.

>> No.5857816

>>5857795
That shit is smart!

That image gave me a good idea!

>> No.5857813
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>>5857760

>Momiji about to kill Aya

Delicious salt. You must rub it in your wounds.

>> No.5857814

>>5857797
I don't think it'll work unfortunately, even if we force it.

>> No.5857826 [DELETED] 

>>5857810

NIGGA YOU HILARIOUS.

She's standing on a mirror. You can see the reflected light and her ACTUAL legs in the foreground. It looks like they're your own legs when you're looking at the picture, which is brilliant.

>> No.5857831

>>5857819
I do.
>It was good for a few laughs.
But no, you're a douche.

>> No.5857854

>>5857795
I don't know why you think a mirror is necessary for this.

>> No.5857865
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>>5857854

Hardware happiness?

>> No.5857862 [DELETED] 

>>5857854

I'm basing it off what I've seen in real life.

>> No.5857885

>>5857584
Why are you even paired with Aya? You're not Inubashiri.

What the fuck.

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>>5857862

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>>5857879

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bump for resin kit.

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>>5857899

>> No.5857938

Aya makes my penis go insane. I can't control myself ;_;

>> No.5857942 [DELETED] 

She reminds me of that Dyke Loli from Railgun.

>> No.5857956

>>5857942
Kuroko?

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>>5857942

This was like, the first thing that got pointed out on 2ch and Futaba.

Captcha "spatter market"..

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>>5858284

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