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I just went outside for 10 minutes and returned drenched in sweat to the point I had to take a shower even though I took one right before I left. I'm not even fat.

How the fuck do normalfags do this shit all day every day?

>> No.5856792

It would help if you told us why you sweated.

>> No.5856794

They wear deodorant you stupid fucking basket-case.

>> No.5856804

>>5856792
Because it's fucking summer. Hot and humid even at night.

Fuck, I hate Florida.

>> No.5856803

I hate being hot too, anonymous. I hate when I can feel sweat even in my hair. Fuck summer.

>> No.5856797

Don't drink so much. Also, what were you going outside?

>> No.5856795

Maybe it was just really hot out?

Also, /jp/ is possibly the worst place to ask normalfags.

>> No.5856800
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5856800

Like this maybe?

>> No.5856805

not only did you shower, but you showered twice in a single month? what the hell is wrong with you

>> No.5856818

>>5856794
I was, I globbed it on. The sweat still leaks from my head and various other places.

>>5856797
Had to hand in my rent check.

>> No.5856831

>>5856804
Florida /jp/edo here too, where in the state do you live?

>> No.5856834

>>5856794
I tried that, but it ended up running down my side when I stayed outside for longer than thirty minutes.

Embarrassing as fuck, that.

Roll-on never did that to me before when I was in high school, why the fuck is it doing it now?

>> No.5856845

>>5856831
Up in Tallahassee, near FSU. I thought moving north from Ft. Lauderdale would at least knock the heat down a little, but it feels even hotter up here.

>> No.5856861

>>5856845

Florida in the summer sucks, its why I rarely leave the house this time of year.

>> No.5856867

>>5856845
What a coincidence, I live really close to Ft. Lauderdale.

Hot as hell down here too. I went to grab the mail earlier and broke a sweat.

>> No.5856893

I try to go on walks every now and then but lately it's been way too brutal.
And what's with all these other Floridafags?

>> No.5856897

>>5856893
I just figured with all the cubans and Jews down here nobody liked Anime/manga let alone Touhou/little girls(2d).

Nice to know I'm not alone down here.

>> No.5856905

Coral Springs /jp/sie here.

I wish I had a car so I could move out of state. I hate this humid shithole.

>> No.5856908

I also sweat excessively when it's warm, and even moreso when I have to physically exert myself. I take off my t-shirt when even my chest is all wet from sweating. Not fat either.

>> No.5856922

>>5856845
>>5856867

Now you two are obligated by tradition to meet up in a Motel 8 and compare your waifus.

>> No.5856928

>>5856780

Just eat three meals and run a mile every day.

>> No.5856937

>>5856922
Learn to read you niggershit, I said I MOVED from Ft. Lauderdale. He's 8 hours away.

Geez, you're such a baka sometimes, /jp/.

>> No.5856946

>>5856928
>run a mile every day

But my room is only a few meters long.

>> No.5856983

It helps if you live somewhere where the sweat evaporates.

>> No.5857008

Serves you right for leaving the house.

Also, I shower every single day without fail, am I a freak anon?

>> No.5857033

>>5857008
do you leave the house every day?

If yes, then not so much.

If no, then yes indeed very much so.

>> No.5857147

>>5856780

Try this:
http://www.amazon.com/Gatsby-Facial-Paper-Ice-Type/dp/B003UV7K6S

http://www.kakoistyle.com/deodorant/36-gatsby-ice-type-deodorant-spray-clear-ocean-.html

I have to walk everywhere I go, so this stuff is pretty handy.

>> No.5857151

>>5856937
nigger

>> No.5857159

>>5857033
I don't see what's strange about wanting to stay clean for your own benefit rather than someone else's.

>> No.5857163

Florida is awful.
Even when I need to get food, stepping outside and having the heat smack me in the face is enough incentive to starve for a few days.

>> No.5857168

Florida /jp/ meetup.

>> No.5857177

Another south Florida anon here, I hate living here.

>> No.5857184 [DELETED] 

>>5857168
me on the right

>> No.5857192

Anything under 85 degrees is cold.

>> No.5857208

>>5857159
if your house is reasonably well climate-controlled and you are relatively sedentary, then showering every day can be seen as rather fastidious.

I'll grant that I probably overstated the case.

>> No.5857212

Man you are one whiny little bitch OP.

>> No.5857254
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5857254

>>5856928
>Run a mile
>/jp/

>> No.5857265

>>5857208
My daily showers are usually 30-40 minutes, so I suppose it may be over the top.

Even though I only leave the house maybe once a week, I just can't stand the greasy feel of unwashed hair.

>> No.5857273

>>5857212
That's just rude.

captcha: forearm furiously

Good idea, Captcha-san.

>> No.5857276

>>5856946
Well, the obviously solution would be to take the length(perimeter if it's clear) of your room, and then divide into 2 KM or so.

>> No.5857295

>>5857265
Hell yeah long showers kick ass

>> No.5857333

>>5857265
+1 for long showers here.

I also agree that greasy hair/beard is a definite "icky feeling". That being said, I will generally only shower once between friday afternoon and sunday night. Two days or so is within my tolerance.

>> No.5857341

I shower twice a week
I don't like being sticky
Used to bathe once every 2 months and play barefoot outside all summer

You eventually get used to being repulsive though

>> No.5857351

>>5857254
>eat three meals
>/jp/

>> No.5857376

if desert and jungle people can survive the intense debilitating heat and moisture, so can NEET!

>> No.5857377

Florida, as most of you know from your annoying little trips you had to Disney World with your parents, or any mildly entertaining amusement park, is a swamp filled shit hole.

The temperature are fuck hot for no reason, and we get storms from god knows where. (No pun intended.) I once was woken up by multiple lightning strikes in my neighbourhood, and had to check if there were warnings out because of the loud thunder, and wind that was clocking around 5mph.

The other thing is tourists. All I can say is, fuck. Most of the tourists are British pigs, and/or they are here to check on their reality investment, and won't GIVE YOU A FUCKING TIP. FUCK. Some other tourists are German, well with Germans, you can just laugh as they get angry at you.

On to Disney. Yes, that wholesome magical place where parents take their screaming 5yr olds, and at the end of the day they are crying. Its pretty boring, and the park that is good is Disney Quest, shits awesome. The other parks such as Universal, Sea World and Busch Gardens suck royal dick. Trust me, they aren't fun.

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5857413

How do you not shower once a day, what is this I don't even

The feeling of my hair if I haven't showered is so disrupting

>> No.5857431

>>5857377
I hear waitresses are specifically underpaid which gets made up by tips. For a "british pig" I find it pretty weird to have to tip everyone. Also I can sympathise with the heat, I have no idea how you guys can actually live somewhere that hot and humid. Back home I can go weeks without showering and no one would ever know.

>> No.5857434

I shower every 2-3 weeks, but I don't go outside and it's never particularly hot where I live. Poor Florida friends.

>> No.5857448

>>5857413
Yes, I know what you mean. However, if I shower at night, when I'm awake, I'll wake my parents, which will get all buttmad and such. If I shower during the day, they're actually awake and get buttmad. So I only get to shower when they're away. Which is like once or twice a month.

>> No.5857452

>>5857377
Tourists? That's only half of it.

If you live in South Florida you either live in the ghetto or in a suburb overrun with jews. Both lots are riddled with hispanics.

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5857468

My roommate can't sit anywhere without moistening everything within a 10 yard radius. CLEANING IS FUN.

>> No.5857554

>>5857452
Well, I'm surrounded by Jesus-loving rednecks.

>> No.5857680

South Alabama here. I don't know how anybody stands this heat. Just going outside doing menial tasks for a few minutes leaves me swimming in a pool of sweat.

If I ever get enough money, I'm moving to the North Pole.

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