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Ok /jp/ if you could take 1 non-living (in b4 reimu cause she's undead) object from Gensyoko what would it be? '

Pic related

>> No.585331

A gap.

>> No.585328

Reimu cause she's undead.

>> No.585334

Grimoire of Alice

>> No.585341

Myon.

>> No.585347

yuyuko

>> No.585348

a spell card
question is: which one

>> No.585350

Marisa's broom because I wish to be the little witch

>> No.585351

>>585331

>> No.585356

Alice's precious thing.

>> No.585362

Do Alice's dolls count as living? If so, Youmu's sword.

>> No.585364

from where?

>> No.585366

>>585347
>>585341

No ghosts allowed either, the point is to take something other than a Toehoe.

>>585331
>>585351
Don't cheat

>> No.585379

>>585362

Her dolls are non-living, but no Shanghai.

>> No.585381

Hourai Elixir, faggots.

>> No.585387

Marisa's hat

>> No.585393

Gensyoko

>> No.585395

Spring

>> No.585397

was about to say that.

>> No.585400

Mima

>> No.585402

>>585381
was about to say that.

>> No.585403

Aya's hat. Its cute.

>> No.585405

>>585395
Not an object

>>585393
lol

>> No.585406

>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381
>>585381

>> No.585407

Cirno's virginity.

>> No.585411

>>585381
So you can permanently live in the real world of non-Gensokyo? faggot

>> No.585413

Nitori's cloaking device. Hello, girl's changing rooms.

>> No.585408

>>585379

The other ones still move, right? I want almost-living figs.

>>585381

I don't want to be immortal.

>> No.585418

I've always wanted Aya's camera.

>> No.585425

When I think about it, I really dont want anything from Gensokyo. I just want to go there.

>> No.585434

One of Flan's crystal thingies.

>> No.585439

I want Reimu's sarashi.

>> No.585447

I'd take Yukari's heart.

Then maybe she'd come visit me in the real world. Maybe she could let me visit her house, too. We could eat Ran's cooking, watch Chen play outside and be lazy all day together.

>> No.585453

Sanae's snake accessory.

>> No.585455

>>585418
You can buy those at your local wal-mart...

>> No.585468

>>585405

YUYUKO WAS ABLE TO DO IT.

>> No.585469

China's star

>> No.585471

>>585411
essentially, you could do whatever you wanted, any of the punishments you could be given would be like the blink of an eye to an immortal.

>> No.585489

I'll take the Scarlet Devil Mansion. But do it's inhabitants come with it?

>> No.585500

One of Youmu's swords, FUCK YEAH.

>> No.585501

Saigyouji Ayakashi. Dig up Yuko's corpse and make love to it. Plus, I get a tree that kills people.

>> No.585505

>>585501

It'll kill you too faggot

>> No.585507

I'd take the Hakurei shrine donation box.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW, BITCH?

>> No.585512

>>585507

Congratulations, you have just stolen an empty box.

>> No.585514

>>585507
Enjoy Reimu's wrath

>> No.585515

I'd take one of Kanako's giant logs or her rope accessory.

>> No.585517

>>585512
Actually, it has delicious rice.

>> No.585519

>>585507
Actually, it might be better just to take Hakurei Shrine in its entirety. That way, Reimu can sleep outside and die from exposure to the elements, like a dog.

>> No.585516

bump

>> No.585521

>>585455
you can buy panties there too that doesn't make them the same as Aya's

I would like to take Mini-Hakkero and beam spam..

>> No.585524

>>585489

For the sake of removing an obscenely large object, yes. So no mansion for you

>>585507
Lol unfortunately for you there won't be any money to go with it (But you'll have enough rice for 3 weeks).

>> No.585522

in b4 404'ed. Should have censored the left.

>> No.585526

Wait, I've got it.

I'd take Kaguya's Internet connection.

>> No.585532

Sakuya's knives!

>> No.585536

>>585526

Maybe she will actually try and do something with her time. That or kill hers-

oh wait...

>> No.585559

>>585522
too tiny to see any nipples thus worksafe

also torrent plz

>> No.585566

>>585559
Seconded!

>> No.585584

>>585381
>>585381
>>585381

>> No.585585

Shinki's wings.

>> No.585588

>>585585
But Shinki is dead so yeah!

>> No.585592

>>585588

If she's non-living, then I'll take the rest of Shinki, too.

>> No.585594

>>585592
Enjoy your decomposed god corpse.

>> No.585597

Marisa's Hakkero.

>> No.585598

sadly, this is the best thread ive seen in /jp/ for weeks

>> No.585606

Akyu's Chronicle of Gensokyo, then burn and urinate on its ashes.

>> No.585612

"How to Fly for Dummies"

>> No.585631

sause?

>> No.585639

Question is: When you get back here, how are you sure half of the items are even going to work and not just be elaborate pieces of fantasy?

>> No.585632

>>585612

You'd have to pry it from Cirno's cold, not dead hands.

>> No.585643

>>585639
Because Nitori's cloaking device is powered by Super Science.

>> No.585668
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585668

Suika's bottle of unlimited drinking

>> No.585678

>>585668
WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN SAID EARLIER?
For shame Anon.

>> No.585679

>>585639
there's only one way to find out about the hourai elixir. try and become an hero.

>> No.585681

>>585668
I sooooo want to be her friend.

>> No.585688

Sakuya's pads

>> No.585778
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>>585668
Hey man, how's it goin'

>> No.585821

Aya's magical camera.

>> No.585843

Shikieiki's hat

>> No.585845

>>585381
Either this or the decanter of endless sake.

>> No.585860

Reisen's ears.

>> No.585863

Wriggle's pants.

>> No.585864

>>585863
I first read this as:
>Wriggle's penis.

>> No.585871

>>585863

>Mokou's pants

I agree

>> No.585874
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585874

Rika's wrench.

>> No.586844

>>585668
sorry, it has already been stolen by the ZUN.
abort/retry/ignore?

>> No.586856

I'd take Tewi's virginity back with me.
Alice's can come too. She doesn't want it.

>> No.586859

>>585668

>> No.586891

Eirin's bow.

>> No.586893
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586893

I wonder if you can wave Nitori's wrench and it'll magically build things....

>> No.586948
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586948

>>585668
gourd~

>> No.586950
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>> No.586968

>>585584
>>585406
>>585402
>>585381
There is no Hourai Elixer in Gensokyo, geniuses.

>> No.586970
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586970

A book from Patchy's library that tells me how to get to Gensokyo. Also the book mysteriously contains a wedding ring sized to fit Meiling perfectly. A very mysterious book.

>> No.586983

A gap to Reimu's shrine.

>> No.586991

>>586970

Cheongasm Patchy is delicious

>> No.587007
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>>585413

Oh yeah, because that really helped her out... pic related.

>>585379

I always figured Shanghai is pretty much the same as the other dolls, only it's the one she brings with her everywhere. Only in doujins do they have any sentience, otherwise it's all Alice's control all the time.

>> No.587021

>>587007
Didn't her optical camouflage malfunction or something just at that moment?

>> No.587031
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587031

Chen's bike.

>> No.587103

The Donation Box at Reimu's Shrine... including whats in it...

>> No.587119
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>>587103
Oh you

>> No.587124
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587124

*shoot* *shoot* *shoot*

>> No.587127

I'd wait for Kaguya to kill Mokou, then take her dead, un-living body. Possibly borrow some liver for hourai elixir remains.

Then just wait until she revives and i got a free Mokou.

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>>587124
Hmm... you somehow got the incomplete one... Here, take this...

>> No.587154

>>587144
Yay thanks.

>> No.587180
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587180

>> No.587183

>>587127
Would a drop of Mokou's blood work as an Hourai placeholder?

If so, that's it.

>> No.587187
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>> No.587195
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>> No.587193

Damn Eirin's Marksman skills is so high.

>> No.587200
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>> No.587202
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>> No.587204

Jesus christ mugen I was in the middle of fapping here

>> No.587205

>>587195
Does not compute! She's too old for you!

>> No.587212

YOU ARE BAD MAN

>> No.587213
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587213

>>587200
Umm... here's a better one... whoever you are...

>> No.587219
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>>587202
Yaranaika?

>> No.587228

Oh, hey. Mugen, you're still around. Awesome.

>> No.587227

404 Girl
The name originated when either a newfag or a troll posted to /b/ in April 2007 requesting Rule 34 on the 404 girl. The request was met with a barrage of facepalm.jpg and dubbed the failest post to ever fail.

I'm famous? When did that happen?

>> No.587235
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>>587227

>> No.587248

I dunno... I feel like drawing Kaguya right now... I got everything I need, reference, coffee, whole day... just patiently waiting for the perfect moment to start...

>> No.587253

arrows are to mj
what
girlcocks are to touhou doujins

>> No.587256

Donno man. Maybe you should try drawing porn instead mugen. /jp/ loooves porn.

>> No.587258

>>587256
What are my chances getting Banned if I post such materials?

>> No.587260

>>587258
slim

>> No.587264

>>587260
Give me a few moments to asess the risk and benefits... while I grab something to eat...

>> No.587266

>>587258
I posted loli porn yesterday, and I'm still here.

Also, Hourai Elixir would suck. This world is going straight towards ruin and shit. Enjoy living forever in pain and roneriness.

>> No.587272

>>587258
Depends on the time of day, I'd guess. Less likely at night? Dunno.

Also, Kaguya death please.

>> No.587281

>>587264
I am going to bet my ridiculous salary it WILL once again involve arrows. I've seen some of his works and doodles involving type-moon characters posted on 2Chan quite a while ago. This guy has a serious case of Arrow-Fetish.

>> No.587285

>>587281
>works and doodles involving type-moon characters

Now "THATS" something I wanna ze.

>> No.587289

THE STOOP LAKE

>> No.587298

Janitors are around.

>> No.587312

ill take it easy

>> No.587319

Use spoilers Mugen.

>> No.587401 [SPOILER] 
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587401

>>587319
Sketching done... I'll wait for a few moments then resume if the coast is clear...

>> No.587419

>>587401
What are you up to this time eh Mugen?

>> No.587427

>>587419
Arrows and a brick wall again what else?

>> No.587434

>>587419

Delicious porn.

>> No.587438

>>587401
What the!?... It magically dissapeared!?... So I guess I'll continue this on the Touhou NSFW on the other "chan"

>>587427
No... I'm supposed to draw Reisen after being subjected to forced sex...

>> No.587440

>>587438
You won't do it even on that board.

>> No.587442

>>587438
Forced Sex? You mean RAPE right?

>> No.587449

>>587442
Hello, Japan.

>> No.587454

>>587440
Why?

Hmm... If I put pixels where it counts and post it under spoilers this time will the Janitors ignore me?... Will post progress later...

>> No.587464

>>587454
Just post it in /at/ on touhouproject.com and link to it from here.

>> No.587497

hentai under spoiler = deleted, no ban

at least that's how it's been for me

>> No.587554

>>587438
Reisen? Do want.

>> No.587586
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>> No.587589

>>587266
you could become the tyrant of a nation, and when people try to assassinate you, you just come back to life and go on about your business.

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated"

>> No.587608

>>587589
and either work to make a better society or use it to hasten the world going down the shitter.

Not to mention after 50 years or so of knowing you're immortal you're bound to get some confidence.

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587947

One more preview before I go and resume it somewhere else...

>> No.588030

>>587947
i hope there is an arrow behind the black square

>> No.588028

>>587947
No Arrows? No Blood? No Killing? No Dead Touhou?

This is not the Mugen I know.

>> No.588043

>>587947
Link it here MUGEN

>> No.588059

rage

>> No.588097

>>588059
Fuck Off Sagefag! You just hate him don't you?

See >>587947 he just left the building.

He didn't do shit this time. I'll bump

>> No.588102

>>588097
What?

>> No.588106

>>588097
Blind idiot is blind and an idiot.

>> No.588111
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>>588097

>> No.588116

Guys, he's not here anymore. Can we get back on topic again?

I'll take Alice's Book.

>> No.588128

>>588116

No. This thread has been tainted and is now an eyesore.

>> No.588132

>>588116
I'll take Keine's hat and make it so that you never left Gaia.

>> No.588143

Hi Guys! Whats happenin here?

>> No.588151

>>588143
Shitty copy

>> No.588168

>>588151
What's your problem dude? Can't get enough of me?

>> No.588174

Thread's closed due to AIDs

>> No.588213

>mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU
Why is /jp/ full of rage against this guy, even the fake Mugens? Sure he can draw but I wish he would use his talent to draw Cute Touhous instead of his usual borderline guro stuff.

>> No.588244

>>588213
>Why is /jp/ full of rage against this guy...usual ...guro stuff
answered your own question

>> No.588270

What thing to wake up and see.

>> No.588284

>>588244
I think he's doing it on purpose. He'll announce his precence and his intention to draw Guro involving Touhou Girls and post it at what could be considered the worst of all possible places, /jp/ which is full of diehard Touhou fans. He takes pleasure in seeing /jp/ rage with their mouth foaming. And to maximize Lulz, he posts them step by step, slowly with the sole intention of infuriating /jp/.

It's all mindgames I tell you. You rage and sage, he wins. Don't let him get to you.

>> No.588291

>>588284
See >>587947

He's not killing any Touhou this time.

>> No.588301

>>588291

That's what you think.
Behind that black box is an arrow impaling her.

>> No.588352

Oh Wow!... So much happened while I'm away...

A bit sudden but, does anyone have a more detailed drawing of Reisen's Rabbit Ears?... Someone mentioned it has buttons...

I'll link progess later...

>> No.588371
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>> No.588370

I take the Hourai Elixir, feed it to a puppy, and subsequently solve world hunger.

>> No.588374

>>588352
Don't draw Touhou if you have no clue about the characters faggot.

>> No.588395

>>588352
http://miezaru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=reisen_udongein_inaba
there are plenty there.
they have a bottom on to cover the inner part so i assume there are 5 per ear. zippers are also welcome

>> No.588398

>>588395
>bottom
button

>> No.588406

>>588374
Faggot! Your agony feeds him, makes him stronger. It's his gameplan, don't let him get to you young padawan.

>> No.588410
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588410

This is now an "MSpaint dead touhoes" thread.

>> No.588420

>>588398
Mexican Pervert.

>> No.588421

Holy shit this thread has gone to the fucking hell hole.

Deletion of thread coming in 20 seconds.

>> No.588431

>>588421
Thanks.

>> No.588436

>>588421
Don't do it. I wanna see whats /jp/'s favorite drawfag is up to.

>> No.588440

>>588431

Oh wait, work IP =/= Home IP FUCKKKKK PW INCORRECT.

>> No.588448

>>588440
And thus, the faggotry resumes.

>> No.588458

Almost done... preview in a few moments...

>> No.588537

>mugenjohncel

>> No.588599
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588599

As promised... now corrections and detailing...

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588603

As promised...now Corrections and Detailing in progress

>> No.588608

>>588603
Post here: http://www.touhouproject.com/at/

or on /h/, nigger. No worry of mods/janitors then.

>> No.588609

>>588603
im the sexiest

>> No.588614

>>588603
You'll never post the uncensored image since there's nothing under it to be censored anyway.

>> No.588619

watch dorama insted of anime....

>> No.588629

>>588614
Fufu... on the contrary... nah... just wait till it gets finished OK...

>> No.588684

you people need to realize that your rage against mugenjohn is rather pointless.

>> No.588687

Agh!... Stupid Fucking Xenophobic Japanese... Deleted my other thread there... too bad I can't understand what they're saying...

Bah!... I'll go out and get some fresh air... will be back...

>> No.588691

>>588687
Pointless troll is pointless.

>> No.588700

>>588687
PERHAPS THEY'RE TRYING TO GIVE YOU A HINT, SIR.

>> No.588711

>>588684
So what? /jp/ became more interesting with that guro-fetishish creep in here. Without him, /jp/ would be nothing but full of insecure faggots, touhoufags and japanese wannabee weaboos.

>> No.588726

>>588700
Tell me more about it, SIR!

Your sage makes me stronger, gives me more power! Go ahead, rage MORE /jp/

>> No.588738

>>588726
Oh man... everywhere I went I see clones.

Update, cleaning of image in progress...

>> No.588744

Maybe I should make my own thread next time...

>> No.588754

And we will follow you wherever you are because we love you so much. Everywhere you go, it's always Rage and Shitstorm.

>> No.588780

>>588738
>clones.
Now neither of you will be virgins!

>> No.590243

Yuyuko's fan should show me the path to nirvana !
(i'm a Yuyuko fans too)

>> No.590543

hourai elixir or ran's hat

>> No.590577

A bowl from the Yakumo residence....

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