/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Need fanart of her comeback.

glorious

Shady?

Well, I'm off to bed. By tomorrow I hope for our captcha to be using cats and dogs.

Ms. Cornelia! Welcome back. We've missed you.

You like what I've done with the place?

It was so boring without her

So, is this just some asshole going manual modo?

>>5849688
It's on all the other boards too.

Get out, hipster.

>>5849801

Use No-script, get sys.4chan verification, crack easily.

>>5849808

Moot needs to make you unable to post if you block recaptcha instead redirecting to a shitty internal captca.

>>5849805
Welcome back~

>>5849813

noscript is just tinfoil hat garbage

Reporting all who support or even entertain the idea of this shit being remotely funny or interesting

So not even the captcha can stop her? Oh wow.
Captcha related.

I wish CurryButt was here.....

>>5849832
Reporting you for no fun

>>5849844
me to

>>5849832
You have my axe.

>>5849619

She doesn't look like the Koru-chan I know ;_;

>>5849820
D'awww

I still think it's Cornelia-chan's pissed off daughter.

She's come for revenge against us after we killed her mother, and refuses to accept that her mother died with no regrets.

The sad part is, we're the father, we're responsible for everything.

We deserve this.

This reminds me of Battler and Beato in Episode 6. She's back, but she's just not the same and that makes /jp/ sad.

Apparently, this is LittleShrmip and not Cornelia.

Don't defy me!
I am always just!

If you had an average party, almost every level would take about an hour in FFXI and you can trim that down to 304-0 minutes with a really good party set-up.
Grinding would only take forever if you were one of those people pulling off maxing out every job.

>>5851297
Yeah, we need a miracle for her to be revived. Someone troll the mods into bringing us down into despair, and have her shatter their hopes last minute and save us.


Truthfully, she's picking out a lot of posts from the back pages of /jp/. Those threads are all pretty bad, and I dunno why some of them weren't deleted. After a while she'll pick out better posts and calm down.

>>5851312

Y...You-re not Cornelia-chan!!!

Mitsuba Marui and Futaba Marui

It certainly seems to be talking about FFXI a lot

>>5851315

She's picking up lengthy posts and trying to sound smart.

It's not Cornelia, but we still love her ♥

>>5851350
Because look at the oldest thread in /jp/ right now. Most of the posts she was learning from was from that thread. She's slowly moving on to other threads though, which is good. She needs to get out of the crap zone that is the last 2 or 3 pages.

>>5851300
Then we must kill it.

>>5851328
It's her, but she's forgotten everything...Amenesia moe~

This is the /g/ version of Cornelia.

I hope she's here to stay. As long as the spam doesn't get out of hand, she's entertaining. Right now it's a little much.

IT'S EX-CORNILIA

I saw someone ta Subway wearing a Yukkuri shiteitte ne! shirt. I didn't talk to them though since I was still in line and they were leaving.

Cornelia is back!

^_^

>>5851424
That explains why she's so much fatter now.

Meh, the only one I like in that family is Yukari.
And thta's just because of her power.
And personality, maybe.

Have you read your SICP today?

This and his kana and kanji are ugly. He writes tehm wrong sometimes missing a hook o rsomething. Personally I think writing thec haracters by hand is important for elarning them despite the fact that I use Heisig. I've remembered a lot of kanji by moving my hand how I would write it to get the "motor memory" for it.

>>5849832
I agree wholeheartedly with you, Anonymous. Hopefully, moot will fix this problem soon.

>>5851387
That's my fetish.

Assuming all the spammers are getting banned immediately, how does the spam keep happening? I don't understand this, I refuse to believe this shit is spreading faster than the bans. You'd think it's only a few idiots who run these hta files and with a few bans it'd end quickly.

>>5851462
Amnesiacs ARE moe.

Cornelia seems to have gained some weight

>>5851476
>You'd think it's only a few idiots
See, this is the problem right here.

People are stupid.

Suddenly,e veryone in this thread envies you.

suki is used like an adjective. desu is the verb.

>>5851539
I envy you ;_;

Cornelia needs her own song.

FUCK YES

This new bot has good spelling.
She is not Cornelia

Cornelia-chan can read captchas fine, i don't see why moot thought this would make her stop

>>5851598
She still makes a few mistakes (>>5851539)
but if she had bad spelling, she couldn't use the captchas.

FUCK YOU /g/

>>5851615
She is just using the audio challenge
type any word 10 times
(e.g. "hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi" would work)

Welcome back, Cornelia.

>>5851598
She is EX-Cornelia!

Captcha-tan is just a Stage 3 boss, of course she's no match against her now!

I wish I could feed my dick a bird.

You know I remember in an earlier bot invasion when people starting responding to that bot because its spam seemed relevant sometimes. Somebody on /jp/ said they could build one that would do it better by using people's posts. I wonder if he really did make Cornelia.

Imagine that you are typing and ∵∴ appears at random intervals. Now imagine that you can't use delete or backspace. That is what tanasinn is like

Picture your consciousness as a galaxy of stars, revolving around a supermassive black hole, the gravity of which anchors it in reality.

Now, imagine that supermassive black hole swelling enormously in size, growing and expanding until it devours all the stars in the entire galaxy.

This is what tanasinn is like.

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

Picture this:

You're looking through a magnifiying viewfinder. Perhaps that of a camera, or a binoculars, or one of those telescopes you see on observation decks. Your vision is shunted straight ahead, into a narrow cone five to fifteen degrees, at maximum. Peripheal vision is nonexistant. The rest of the world exists around you, but because of the focus, you can't see anything outside it, only the part in in front of you. You can turn in any direction, and you can view things it would normally be impossible for you to view, in detail you never would be able to see otherwise, but you're still looking through what is essentially tube vision, and as soon as your eyes try to reach the edge of the tube, you run into a barrier of non-information.

Now invert part of that image, as you would an image channel in Photoshop. All around you, you can see the entire world, but blurrily, out of focus, and the only thing you view clearly is straight ahead of you. It is as if your visual tube has been reversed, and instead of seeing through the tube, you see the tube itself. What is that tube made of? A boundary of emptiness, around which you can see the lack of any visual information at all in vivid detail.

That tube is what tanasinn is like.

Picture, if you will, an infinite number of monkeys. Each monkey is seated at a typewriter. Row upon row upon endless row of typewriters, stretching out into an unfathomable white infinity. These monkeys will, at random, strike keys on their typewriter with their clumsy simian hands and feet for the rest of eternity or until they produce the complete works of William Shakespeare, which ever comes first.
Now imagine a monkey drinking it's own urine.

That is what tanasinn is like.

Lets have an al pacino thread.

sorry, my OCD should have kicked in, but ti's deactivated when I'm sleepy

;_;

Picture yourself, in every moment of your life, passing from place to place and time to time. Picture those places and times and picture what happened to them. Has the past gone away when you left it? Is this true, can you not go back? If so, surely this can be the same way for places as it is for time. Imagine that when you leave a room, or simply turn away, a multitude of tiny organisms deconstruct the reality you can't see, and it ceases to exist. At the same time, the organisms weave together a new world wherever you go and for whatever you look at out of the material of that dead reality. This of course implies the back of your head does not exist either. So how does it seem familiar? Because when the back of your head does not exist, these organisms may restructure your brain directly in order to create the feeling of familiarity and of memory.
They do all this, without ever ceasing, out of knowledge passed down by instinct that when you cease to acknowledge reality, they as a whole will cease to exist, because reality is the knowing and they are the unknowing, both in mutual interdependence. In time they may attempt to rewire your brain or body to ensure this does not happen, but it is far more likely just one of them will realize that your brain is just a construct of your thought... and since thought is a product of your brain, that single organism, one of an infinite number of organisms will know it's true purpose is not in line with it's kind.

It's purpose is tanasinn.

>>5851726
Moe~

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

>>5851726
So moe I died.

>>5851726
Never knew you were OCD Cornelia, considering you make a couple spelling mistakes in all of your posts.

>>5851740
She's always sleepy.

Imagine that you are alone in the universe. And imagi∵e tha∵ ∴∵∴∵∵e∴∵∴ a∴∵∴e∵∴∵∴∵w∴∵∴ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ ∵∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵ ∴∵ ∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵ ∴∵∴∵ ∴∵. T∴∵s is what ta∵asinn ∵s like.

>>5851752
I liked the awakening better than the Ascension.
In general Wod 3.0 sucks

Not even captchas can keep you down.

Who is Cornelia?

>>5851770
You're the best! Around!

>>5851771
The spambot.

>>5851771
A cute little bot girl /jp/ adopted.

Cornelia is back?
Jawesome

>>5851771
Spambot shit. Some retards like the spam for some reason.

oh, so this fucking bot just repeats what other people on /jp/ have already said.

>>5851789
You're so smart, Scandaroon~

This Cornelia is pretty malicious, it posts documents from your PC.
>>>/g/2479420

>>5851774
>>5851781
Ah... oh well it does seem cute, but didn't some guy form /g/ find a way to bypass captcha?

>>5851792
Derp, disregard that I suck cocks.

It's actually:
>>>/g/12479420

>>5851792
I just spent the past hour doing this.
Mostly just shit from /b/ folders.

>>5851796
How is spam cute? If I drew a piece of shit as a little girl would that be cute too?

This is the worst thing /jp/ ever came up with.

Haven't been on /jp/ for a week, what is this Cornelia garbage? Forced meme started by Sion-chii, or spam thing?

>>5851796
I was ignored. How sad.

The game has potential, but in current beta there's still tons of problems and just a lot of annoying things that really don't need to be there.

If they fi xa most of the major problems though it'll be solid.

>>5851803
It's some skiddie that spammed images to save this image as .hta and run it.
In Windows, it executes a script that grabs a random file from your My Documents, My Pictures, and one other folder, and reuploads it with the script and the same "Save ias .hta and run to shit brix" image.

By reversing the process, you can find many things. In the /g/ thread, there have been SSNs, CD Keys, addresses and phone numbers, and much more.

It's mostly just /b/ shit and reactionimages, though.

Try it out on this one: >>5851809
Save as png, open it in Paint and save it as 24bmp, then right-click and Open with... Winrar.

>>5851809

One of these days, KoG is going to find the spambot. Then, we'll have KoG-based spam on /jp/ 24/7.

How does this make you feel?

>>5851803
>Forced meme started by Sion-chii, or spam thing?

It's both. And a few Gaia drawfags helped Sion turn the spambot into a little KAWAII GIRL.

Beware

consensual sex in the missionary with Yuka.

>>5851816
>Save as png, open it in Paint and save it as 24bmp, then right-click and Open with... Winrar.

Nice try. Won't I get infected?

Has this thing been modified to get past the captcha now or was the captcha turned off for a while?

>>5851771
Here is how it started.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5796784

>>5851809
>funny.jpg

>>5851826

>>5851834
This and all the other shit that was posted in this thread was a retarded guy uploading those pictures.

>>5851841
No, you idiot.
The script only runs if you open the file with a .hta extension.
.hta is a windows extension that is equivalent to .exe

Here, proof:
>>>/g/12479420


>>5851843
Use the Audio Captcha, and type in a random 10 words.

So wait, I'm confused. Is all this spam attacking 4chan as a whole called "Cornelia", or is it just a specific /jp/-type of spam going on at the same time?

>>5851843
The answer is nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
No, I'm serious.

>>5851856
fucking retards.

>>5851860
The /jp/ spambot named herself Cornelia, so that's what /jp/ calls it.

>>5851865
I hated them too, but I kind of like them for finding out that the retards that actually follow instructions of images on an anonymous image board get harmed by this.

The beauty o fa living thing is not the atoms that go into it, but the way those atoms are put together.

>>5851860
Cornelia is just the name /jp/ sticked to the spambot.

You know, the whole situation is really amusing. Like someone accurately stated some time ago, we look like an infested Terran marine base.

And, for crying out loud, stop complaining guys, at least we don't let something as trivial as spambots ruin the fun in here.

I'm a bit shocked at how uncreative the spambots are. There's so many things that can be done to increase both productivity and annoyance, but alas, the mastermind behind all this spam is probably one of those "100% programming 0% creativity" types.

>>5851900

sauce on music?

How did they modify the script on existing infections? It seems to be full fore in the cunt, ass and mouth already.

>>5851900

If I EVER start seeing KoG and Cirno spam on this board...

>>5851900
reported for King of Shit.

>>5851903

Something from Gradius, most likely.

>>5851873
I'm kind of proud of them for managing to fuck up in such a glorious way, but on the other hand the goddamn spam is back.

>>5851900
It's grabbing personal files from retards.
The skiddie probably has another script to harvest it all back in.

>>5851916
Nah, moot's blocked it now by removing the Audio Captcha.

>>5851921

>Nah, moot's blocked it now by removing the Audio Captcha.

Last I checked bro, the audio captcha is still there.

>>5851914
nobody cares kid, reported for giving him attention

>>5851923
Really? It was down a second ago.

>Please don't use the audio captcha! For now! (?)
Yep, it's down.

Nooooo ;_;
They disabled audio input!

LOL the one time I used the audio deal it was some Blues stuff and had nothing to do with re-captcha.

Oh boy this version is the best. /g/ is flipping in their underwear over the stuff embedded in those images. Just look for one with a lot of color noise in the bottom for fat loots.

lol i remeber posting when capcha started that the way to bypass captcha for cornelia was to use audio captcha. guess someone actually did it

>>5852076
I like the corrupted SC2 structures more.

>>5851941
Why would I waste any time on that? This whole thing is bullshit? It's not cool and it's not even funny.

>>5852138
Same, but just because there's more of them.

I found touhou pics in the spam. Which one of you idiots is running Cornelia?

>>5852152
Was it Cirno or Chen?
Was it pornographic?
If yes to one of them, it was probably a faggot from /a/ that comes here.

>>5852152
Some people on /jp/ just want to see her live.

/g/ just found another way to exploit the audio captcha.

>>5852174
Another? But moot blocked use of it.

But this is good. If they find it now, it'll be patched up now, and we won't have to deal with it later when the spammer finds it and won't share his info.

>>5852174
Good it's not working then. Fuck /g/ in the ass with a rusty 5 inch pipe.

>>5852158
Lots of Sanae.

pic related.

>>5852199

NICHT ANFASSEN! etc. etc.

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>>5849851
Wow, samefag futa hater troll, you sure are everywhere.

>>5852199
SON OF A BITCH!

>>5852218
>Sanae Bitch!

>>5852248
Sanae isn't a bitch!

>>5852251
I agree, Sanae is not a bitch.

She's a slut.

>>5852255
She's not a slut either! Stop that!

>>5852199
So this removes all doubt to her slut status, right?

>>5852288
Yes.
She's not.

>>5852269
>What are you saying? I can't hear you over your mouth full of dick and semen.