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You wouldn't eat an F.O.E.

That poor chick.

My goal in life is to be eaten by Remilia.

In every way possible.

Seems she's sunken low enough to settle for fowls.

I was wondering.. how does she feed Flandre? Obviously Flandre can't feed herself because she's overly excitable and accident prone with her food. She'd have to bleed them into a bowl or something, but it order to do that she'd have to cut pretty deep, and does Flandre even share Remilia's light appitite, or does Remillia just leave her in a state of perpetual hunger?

>>5848553
She drinks the little blood she wants from her food, and then bleeds them for Flandre. Its canon that Remilia feeds Flandre blood, but Flandre doesn't know what it is or where it came from.

Shes a good girl.

A hungry good girl.

>>5848567
Wasn't it more specifically mixed in with normal looking food?

I wish to be the SDM blood-letter.

>>5848605
Must've been a lot of food. I'm assuming that vampires need to drink pints of the stuff.

>>5848605
According to her touhou 6 profile, her food is cooked human flesh.

>>5848567
>>5848605
>Perhaps she can't tell that her daily meals are made from living humans.
>Her meals look like such harmless foodstuffs as cake and tea, after all...
Perhaps
ZUN = vague

>>5848622
But.. cooking it takes away everything actually important to a vampire..

How do you bake blood into cake?!

Reimu, you're fired.

Flandre eating cake is adorable.

Remilia moans quietly as you thrust up into her, her body rocking back and forth on top of you. As you feel yourself unable to prevent yourself from coming anymore, her wings start to flap spastically. She shudders violently as you cum inside her, and lets out a yelp of pleasure. You begin to relax as Remi leans over on top of you. You feel her cold breath against your neck as she kisses you gently- but suddenly, her icy fingers clamp down around your wrists and pin you to the bed. A searing pain tears through you as she bites down hard, severing the arteries and veins in your neck. You feel the warm gush of your own blood spilling out onto the sheets, and she laps it up eagerly. You look at her grinning face in horror, as it's drenched in your blood. She giggles and whispers to you not to worry, and a sickening sensation grows in your gut as you feel your heart stopping. Strangely though, you aren't dying- Remilia has turned you.

"I'd prefer my toys don't have such a short lifetime," she says brusquely as she rolls off of you. She tosses you your underwear on her way out the door and says "clean yourself up."

>>5848637
Flandre likes cranberry.

>I was wondering.. how does she feed Flandre?
She probably collect some of the blood into a crystal wine decanter and bring it down to her.

Of course, Remi wouldn't just give Flan the blood. She'll probably toy with her sister by taking a mouthful then feeding it to her mouth to mouth.

Either that or she does it the way vampire mothers nurse their young: by offering her own neck.

>>5848683
Please post the rest.

>>5848683
If your heart stopped that means you can no longer have blood running through your body to cause an erection.

>>5848697

>it's magic I aint gotta explain shit.jpg

>>5848693

Archived: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/4849027#p4849854

the whole thing is there

>>5848553

Sakuya converts the blood into pastries.

>blood into pastries

why does this sound vaguely sacrilegious? Like I'd like Jesus a whole lot more if he made apple turnovers and pies instead of those crispy wafers and wine...

You will never mix blood with Remilia ;_;.

>>5848707
The Scarlet Devil Mansion is such a nice place to live at.

This is pretty pathetic.

>>5848773
Welcome to /jp/

>>5848697
sounds like it's going to continue to persist four well over five hours

better call up eirin

>>5848748

It's disturbing in its simplicity. Sakuya goes into the kitchen with blood, comes out with delicious cake. There is no telling that the delicious cake is people.

>>5848622
Hey, where's Meiling's Head?

>>5848873
Flandre has two wings

Fairies have blood, right? Send about a dozen into the basement. She'll only vaporise a couple, and I'm sure she'll be able to complete her feeding on at least one. It's not like they'll be killed for long.

>>5848943

Just because they can die doesn't mean they like doing it..