/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I'm a girl

lol no your not

I am black and I am obsessed with the idea of marrying a single or widowed mother and taking care of the daughter, and then impregnating the daughter once she gets old enough.

>girls on the internet

0/10

>>5829594
>once she gets old enough.
What is old enough? Why would you wait?

>Penis envy

>>5829602
because girls cant get pregnant if they're too young?

Just don't say you're a girl. Nobody fucking cares.

>i'm a girl
stopped reading,.

>>5829618

But that defeats the entire purpose of me mentioning my desire to impregnate another girl.

nvm imma man and want to accidentally my best friend to offload in my butt so i can carry a babby

>>5829602
When her body begins to develop and she starts to get bigger. I wouldn't want to harm or kill her with my penis. I would of course perform sexual actions with her before she were able to become pregnant. I often fantasize about performing oral sex on a little girl.

Reported

get the FUCK outta here

I don't even really care about having a penis, I just want to be the one to do it instead of the one to be done to

>>5829641
Good.

Then just fill an ejaculating strap-on with some guy's cum you have procured, you dirty lesbian.

>>5829594
Are you the same black guy who was talking about how he didn't like black lolis.

No Anon, don't get it wrong this time. That OP is a girl is fundamental this time.

>>5829660

But that's someone else impregnating a girl through me, instead.

But you are a girl.
You are designed to accept cum, not produce it.

You will never be able to have a baby or make another person pregnant.

Go buy a dick.

>>5829661
Yes that is me.

>>5829579
Please elaborate.

>>5829672
Invest in genetic engineering or something then.

>>5829685

I know and I curse physiology.

>>5829694

I want to make a girl have my children!
And I may or may not want to rape her to do it. My fantasies alternate on that.

>>5829713
Why don't you just have my baby instead?

You can stare into my eyes while I impregnate you and maybe you'll catch a glimmer in my eyes that lets you empathise with how good it feels.

>>5829579
Oh God, me too. I even had dreams about it happening.

>>5829720

But I don't want to and I'm infertile which is probably the psychological reason for all of this goddammit it.

Blue drop has Space Lesbians that use science to make their babies with each other.

Used to browse /r9k/
Every femanon there has penis envy

>>5829713
>I want to make a girl have my children!
Maybe you can have one of your ovaries fertilized and then put it inside your girlfriend ?

Dear OP, I would let you have sex with me in drag infront of a mirror so you could look in the mirror and pretend you're me.

>>5829736
>>5829610
Samefag from outside of /jp/ spamming memes from outside of /jp/ in /jp/. Reported.

> I'm a girl
> /jp/
Urban legend.

I'm a boy and I'm obsessed with the concept of becoming a girl and being impregnated.

What the fuck has all this doujinshi done to me?

>>5829743
She said she's infertile.

>>5829732
I would let you impregnate me but unfortunately I'm a guy;_;

>>5829743
>>5829752
It must had been posted while I was typing.

I SAID I REPORTED THIS SHIT THREAD

STOP POSTING IN IT YOU SPERGLOIDS

THIS IS WHY /JP/ IS SHITTY

and you fucks complain about attention whoring

>>5829767
S-So moe~

>>5829783
Hi WhiteRen, i'm gonna kick your ass again in MB Act C, sorry.

I'd let you impregnate me.

>>5829787

Still doesn't change that I can't.

>>5829835
This is something deleted wished for. His wish was finally realized in image form.

>>5829835
;_; I'm sorry.

>>5829841

There's more in the series.

>>5829850

No fault of yours.
Only recourse is to curse the world, like everyone else on /jp/.

Wow, even our women have gender issues.
Wait, why am I surprised.

>>5829732
Oh, well, I didn't know that.
You could have said yes and you'd still have seen exactly the same pleasure in my eyes.

Now you've spoiled it for yourself.
Reported.

Science is a wonderful thing. Never give up hope!

>>5829873

But I don't want some vague "knowing the pleasure of it", I want to do it.

>>5829891
This is a weird pairing. Shame the picture is lacking detail.

>>5829891
Go become a shemale or something.

>>5829891
Knowing the pleasure of it is the best you can hope for. You've just given up your best bet.

Are you really serious about this or not?

>>5829896
I think pixiv has a tag for Wriggle doing every possible Touhou. Shame I forgot what it was.

I'm a boy and I'm obsessed with the concept of kissing a girl's womb with my penis.

I'm also obsessed with impregnating girls. The fact that I'm a guy doesn't mean I'll ever get a chance to thou

I want to impregnate a young girl then leave her.

>>5829913

If only such magic existed.

>>5829921

リグル総攻め

i have the science to make you a boy

Girls impregnating girls~
Not being impregnated by you~

I remember reading some article that said scientists were experimenting with extracting female DNA and inserting it into a sperm so that lesbians can have babies.

>>5829947

Don't say sweet lies.

>>5829940
Thanks. This tag was always a goldmine.

>>5829964

It's one of the best~

I'm a reverse trap who wants to impregnate a trap.
It should be the other way around but I don't give a fuck.

This is a pretty boring troll.

No girls on /jp/.

>>5829964
There is also the "seme Wriggle" or something pool on Danbooru.

...But I suppose you've seen that countless times already

I'd like that tag more if some explanation was given for why Wriggle snapped. There's probably a decent story there.

>>5829982

Hello /a/friend

The world would be a better place if it was inhabited solely by hermaphrodites capable of impregnating each other.

No more gender conflicts.

>>5829982
It's a shitty troll because I don't see anyone getting mad.
I must admit though, the thought is arousing.

If it makes you feel better our chances of impregnating a girl are just as low

>>5829982
I doubt the OP's intention was trolling.

If you have Satorin's power then everything would be solved. You can read your partner's mind and experience the pleasure of cumming inside a girl, AND the pleasure of being cummed inside at the same time. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

>>5830013

I admit I made this thread mostly to get reactions, but I'm still serious about it and it's raised my interest that other people have similar frustrations.

>>5830029

Read it again. I don't want to just cum inside a girl.

Quality thread guys. I rated it with a 10.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article685515.ece

>Seven mouse pups, six of which survived to adulthood, were born in a laboratory in Germany after scientists fertilised eggs with sperm that had been grown from embryonic stem (ES) cells.
>In the longer term, it may even prove possible to produce sperm from female stem cells, and eggs from male ones, allowing homosexual couples to have children that bear the genes of both parents.
>The creation of “male eggs” and “female sperm”, however, still faces difficult technical barriers, as embryos need genetic material from both a mother and a father to develop normally.

There' still hope for you

>>5830029
My next mission, confront Satori while suffering from food poisoning.

I've had it enough to where I can ignore it.
Imagining her doubling over in pain while she tries to read my mind, well worth the ocean of shit that will be spewing out of my ass later on in the evening.

>>5830055

This will probably take awhile, so I reserve the right to complain right now.

......

A thread full of gender frustration and touhous cumming inside touhous.

/jp/ has been condensed.

>>5830073
I guess it's ok for you to want to impregnate girls, just don't do it through the means of rape like you said before. I'm sure you would feel terrible afterwards. Don't hurt people for the sake of your own enjoyment.

>>5830092

Well, it alternates whether I want to force it on her or whether I want to raise a child with her as a lover.

>>5830099

Either is acceptable!

>>5830099
Force it on her and then force her into accepting you as her lover. Force solves everything.

Classic /jp/.

>>5830122

This is a wonderful compromise.

I find it interesting that Touhou is just so hot, that it can make a girl gay, not just gay but basically have the exact same sexual state as some of us here.

Which, at such a point, could make a girl acceptable for Touhou cosplay sex, since we're on the same page mentally. How quaint.

>>5830142
If being on the same page mentally and looking like a Touhou is all it takes, there are some guys who would be interested.

Pretty sure there's a doujin about exactly that.

Take the third option.

>Force solves everything.
indeed. the force is the foundation of this world.

>>5830168

If you read my posts carefully, that wouldn't work out for me.

>>5830173
I'm sure whatever magic gives you a dick could also restore your fertility.

>>5830173

I don't want to get pregnant myself anyway.

>>5830192

Hey, the post I made works as a response.

>>5830167
That "Sanae" yaoi doujin is pretty close to that. Except there's no girl involved. It needed a girl that wanted to be a guy or at least a futa.

Hey infertile femanon, are you the same person that was telling us in a Nagisa thread that shitsux because you are infertile but somehow still get PMS?

>>5830213

I don't know what a Nagisa is, so I might not be. I don't remember ever mentioning it on 4chan for a long time at any rate.

But I do, actually. I still have hormonal cycles, though no menstruation.

moar!!!

>>5830221
Thanks for reminding me about this artist.

>>5830205
No girls allowed in yaoi doujins. It's better this way.

>>5829579
me too

>>5830245

You're getting a lot out of this thread, huh

>>5830245
Reported for NSFW material.

>>5830253
Yes, so much in fact I can't contain it in my pants anymore.

>>5830266
Reported for reporting.

>>5830267
Reported.

>>5830267

How dare you insult my internal strife with my sexual frustrations and reality etc. etc.

>>5830274
You're on /jp/. Sexual frustrations and rage at reality are a requirement.

>>5830284

I know, I fit in perfectly.

>>5829750

I wouldn't put my penis within a hundred miles of you.

>THIS WHOLE FUCKING THREAD

Reported for reporting the reporting of reporting

>>5830297
Keep it to yourself would you?

>>5830292
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>5830311

It's not like I have a whole lot more images. I can be continuous but I lack magnitude.

I hope you get raped and impregnated OP.

>>5830311

>>5830325

READ THE THREAD

>>5830320

What can not be seen?