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Details man
Also I figure most people have their first touhou dream about Sakuya

Your first dream is about a good girl.

This is a good omen, anon.

IaMP is a great game. Casuals play Hisoutensoku because they like kiddy games and BAKA XD gimmicks.

>>5823405

It was wierd because we were on a tour of a factory (not a Yukkuri factory) that made superhumans, and then we went out for drinks (non-alcoholic because I guess I had to drive or something).

It wasn't a very eventful dream.

>>5823421

Did no one question the meido at these places? Seems like a wierd place to see one...

>>5823421
>(not a Yukkuri factory)
i got no idea why you mentioned that.

>>5823394
My first one had Yukari in it

>>5823448
He probably just finished reading some yukkuri abuse doujin and didn't want people to think his waifu also abused yukkuris.

>>5823394
>This is who was in it.

It means you are a gentleman with refined taste

My first dream was about Yuyuko and Cirno. I remember we were travelling somewhere by train, and all we did was talk for what seemed to be hours. Before I woke up, they both hugged me and told me good-bye. It was kind of boring since we didn't really do much, but the ending made me tear up a bit when I woke up. It really felt like I was letting go of some good friends.

And I haven't had a Touhou dream since. But that's why I'm trying to learn how to lucid dream.

After my first touhou-dream I was disgusted when i woke up and realized that i'm not a cute little girl and that i'm not hugging marisa but a pillow. What a fucking sad day for sure.

Why can't I have good dreams?

>>5823462
>>5823465

Is that just me or we really are a bunch of ronery fags?

>>5823554
i am an alpha male who just slept with 3 women last week

>>5823561

>>5823561
No, you are an overweight NEET and you need to go shave before and comb your hair someone sees you like that.

>>5823561

Me too!

I'm going to go try lucid dreaming right now. Even though it's 1 in the afternoon...

take it easy /jp/~

>>5823561
You're nothing more than a fat fuck, you pathetic virgin. Stop lying on the internet and go back to being more worthless than shit stained on a toilet. You're no better than a housefly.

Come back when you actually lose your virginity.

>>5823405
my first touhou dream was about patchy
she appears in my dreams alot

>>5823587
Good luck, my friend.

>>5823576
>>5823596
Thou mad?

>>5823587
You can do it, you just gotta believe! Also, it's best not to be too tired when attempting to lucid dream. I hear if you're too tired, it'll be blurry and dark.

To make it short my first touhou-dream was me being inside Alice's house. I was like a pupil of her or something like that and it was implied that I learned how to craft dolls from her, we had a little fight like a opinion difference or something like that (it's not mentioned exactly what it was in the dream though) and I was making like 7 shanghai dolls to make a little performance to apologize. After spending the whole night preparing it I finally showed it to her and after the dolls performance was over, Alice with teary eyes and looking over her shoulder back to me only showing the right side of her face she said "You didn't have to" with a smile.

After that I woke up and started to cry for being punched in the face with reality right after such a good dream.

>>5823617

Did the performance look something like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4clTCGbfSvs

my first touhou dream was about me taking a tour at a Japanese aquarium, and found a Sanae ero-doujin at the gift shop.
not so touhou related ;_;

>>5823640
I get it. 'Cuz she's not a good girl and whatnot.

one time I went to a local shop, in my dream, and bought some marisa branded milk that was on a vegetable stand near the kiosk, it was expensive, £2.99 for a 500ml carton of milk, I didn't have enough money.

then the shop keeper kicked me out.

that's my only touhou slightly related dream ever.

and because so many aquariums sell erotic publications

>>5823629
Yes, it was something like that. I remember watching that video 1 day before having that dream and it obviously influenced the dream.

My first Touhou dream was Ran pinning me face down and grinding my ass until I stopped struggling.

>>5823652
Holy fuck. What aquariums do you guys have?
All they sell in places I go to are shitty fish plushies.

>>5823649

>Marisa branded milk
Do want. I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
There's got to be something funny on the front like "It's good for your bones, ze!"

I haven't had a dream since I was 10.
So about 12 years ago.

I think my mind is broken.

Haha, same here but with Sanae last year. I had never had any anime or Touhou dreams before, and I didn't care for Sanae, thinking she was a plain, bland character. Then one night for no apparent reason I dreamed she and I were getting married. Not the sexual waifu kind of marriage, but incredibly formal one, in the traditional Asian style with all the rites and such. It felt more like a duty for both of us, as if it was just a process we were going through. When I woke up the next morning, I suddenly loved Sanae and she became my second favorite character out of nowhere.

Also, I think it involved a murder mystery (I remember finding a bloody shoe in an appartment room; not Sanae's as she didn't wear shoes), but I can't remember that part clearly.

>>5823659
>>5823629

If I could lucid dream on command, the first thing I would do with it would be to go play with goliath Shanghai.

>>5823669

On the back:

Contains less than 0.5 percent random brightly colored mushrooms I found in the forest.

>>5823675
You dream every night. If I recall correctly people normally have more or less 5 dreams during a single night of sleep. You just can't remember them.

>>5823675

You're probably just not recalling dreams. Once you wake up, they are quickly and thoroughly flushed out of your mind so that you feel like you just closed your eyes then opened them again 8 hours later.

If you google it you can probably find ways to start recalling your dreams better again.

>>5823649
>Marisa milk
Oh god

>>5823675
You wake up after your dreams are resolved, which is why you can't remember them. You only remember dreams that get interrupted.

Damn this thread reminded me.

Last night I dreamt I was Parsee for some reason, and I was staying in this small barn-like community in the middle of the woods. Apparently Sanae was the landlord or something, and she and I weren't really on good terms due to something else that happened in the dream that I can't remember. I tried leaving the village to go into the forest, but Daiyousei was guarding the gate out so I had to sneak around the gate through bushes on a hill to the side. I then proceeded to kart race down a long stretch of land in the middle of a lake, and Sanae and Daiyousei caught up in karts and we started racing. Then we met up with Okuu at the end of the track and we all raced to the city, where I starting putting together a figure of Devastator or GaoGaiGar, I couldn't really tell. After that it's just a bunch of incoherent shit, like going to a doctor's appointment in my bathroom, and a container of moisturizer cream was the doctor. But yeah.

Fun fact: the milk bar scene at the beginning of A Clockwork Orange was about them drinking Marisa milk laced with brightly colored mushrooms because the owner of the establishment couldn't get a liquor license.

Well if I realize I'm dreaming(I always ask myself: Did I wake up before what is just happening?) I can do anything... But I haven't tried touhou stuff yet.

I had sleep paralysis for the first time a few days ago.
I was laying on my side, and I'm not sure if it was actually a dream.
Was hallucinating like fuck, and was slightly nervous.
Dude pulled my covers off and woke me up, when I woke up he wasn't there

>>5823675

The only touhou dream I've ever had was after I spent a good 2-3 hours on EoSD extra stage before I got tired and went to bed. It involved me going to the SDM and getting toyed with and killed by Flandre... And it wasn't even the sexual toying with that everybody expects from Flandre before she kills you, it was actual torturing and mind games. Probably the worst dream I've ever had. So depressing...

I think my first Touhou dream, I was at the Moriya shrine and met Sanae and Kanako. Apparently Suwako brought me there because she thought I was interesting. Then Sanae invited me and served me some tea, we talked about the outside world and she asked me a bunch of questions about where I was from, what my profession was etc for a while. Then Kanako said that I would wake up soon, then Suwako asked "Will he be able to come back?" and before I heard the reply I woke up.

I still wonder if I'll ever go back.

>>5823747
I think you know the answer.

>>5823747
>>5823617
;_; it's always a sad end.

>>5823747

Suwako still stands at the gate of the shrine, waiting for you to return.

Even in the rain. ;_;

>>5823766
>>5823765
>>5823756

>>5823731
>>5823662

Welcome to extra stage.

>>5823772

>>5823723

>A .Check to see if you are dreaming.

<-THIS

Hey, can you still consider it a Touhou if they aren't wearing the clothes they are supposed to? In my dream, my touhou was in normal clothes and without a silly hat.

>>5823766
I'd just like to point out that 1) Suwako likes the rain; and 2) as a god, she's lived for thousands of years and as such waiting a decade or two wouldn't be a problem; and 3) If she really cares about him, she's probably watching him right now.

Not to burst your bawwwwble or anything.

>>5823842

That means that you have an œdipe syndrome, in other word you are not thinking of fucking cute touhou girls but your own mother.

>>5823847
Yeah, Suwako likes the rain. She's got her fuckoff huge hat to protect her.

Pyonta-kun HATES the rain.

>>5823847

she likes the rain because it hides her tears.

>>5823862
What...? I've only ever seen my mom as someone who took care of me when I couldn't do it myself...

>>5823862
No.

I have had a Touhou dream, I am 90% sure I have, but for the life of me I cannot remember its contents at all.

>>5823862
Sigmund Freud was full of shit.

Nietzsche said everything Freud did before him. But no one remembers Nietzsche for those contributions, oh no.

I've had one. I raped Cirno.
I've got no idea why thought, since I don't even like her.

>>5823967
Maybe BECAUSE you don't like her?

>>5823967

BEST.WET.DREAM.EVER.

>>5823977
Oh, yeah that's probably it.
Sadly, everything faded away after a couple of seconds. I didn't even have enough time to pick her eyeballs out of their sockets. ;_;

My first Touhou dream had Komachi in it. It wasn't completely "legit" though. I say that because sometimes I'll start controlling my dreams without knowing it; it's like I'm simply writing a story. This was one of those dreams... I didn't bother remembering the contents because it wasn't interesting, but it had something to do with Komachi dying. Wasn't sad though because I was detached from it and simply writing the story.

My frst "legit" dream had Flandre in it. I was in a house on a bed and I saw Flandre's shadow on the wall. Turned around and nothing was there. This repeated a few times until I finally saw her. She was innocently smiling and was just playing a game with me. Apparently she had been living in the attic. We fooled around a bit until she decided to have even more fun and tried to kyu me. Before she did though I did some sort of "spirit blast" (like haki in one piece oh god I'm sad), which surprised her and brought her to her senses. She then started crying because she was far from home and lonely so I hugged her and comforted her in a fatherly way. Woke up feeling pretty good not long afterward; the whole thing was pretty sweet.

Cool story me

My first dream was about being with Reisen and Tewi on beach.
Second was about obliterating Reimu with lazers.

My brain is a bro.

>>5824015
Second one is awesome.
Got any more details for the first?

>>5824037
Maybe he killed her with cancer.

I had a Tewi dream that was fucking hot.

We were at a party or something, but we went into this side room that had one of those big tall armchairs. I sat down on it and she started grinding on my lap begging me to fool around with her. One thing leads to another, and I unzip my pants and pull my dick out and she pushes her panties to the side and starts riding me, bounding up and down in my lap. So we're there, fucking, fully clothed, and she whispers in my ear "they think I'm underage, you're going to get in so much trouble!" At this point I don't care and I keep on fucking her, and I cum in her. Right after that, I woke up.

Feels good, man.

>>5824124
Panties? What are you talking about? There are only bloomers under the dress.

>>5824124

>>5824124

Why God all my sex dreams with touhoes include an Horny Mannosuke? Why? ;_;

>>5824124
oh yes

One time I had a dream about Touhou, then I woke up and I had autism! Thankfully I was able to cure my autism with plenty of Railgun and CAVE games.

I dreamed Orin was my girlfriend on two occaisions, and on another I rescued the Scarlet sisters from being experimented on by an evil corporation.

>>5824180
I think you know why.

>>5824180

>>5824037
The first one was too fucking short to be good.
I was relaxing with them two on beach and then some drunkard outside my house woke me up.
The second one was much stranger because I had attack and theme of Kuu from Battle Moon wars.
Link for reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIoTR5M9dgY

>>5824216
What sort of experiments? They're vampires... that's a pretty known quantity.

I dreamt of Koishi casting a certain spellcard on me.

I had a dream once.

>>5824619
Did it have something to do with four little kids, a nation, and the content of character?

I had dream with Sakuya (and Remilia, tbh, too) today as well, lol. Not sure if first Touhou dream, but plausible. I fail at memorizing dreams.
Without me. They were messing around together, nothing special.

cpt: Carnarvon vessels -_-

>>5824659
No, it had skeletons coming to attack me and my parents gave me a squirt bottle filled with magic skeleton repelling water. It was when I was really little. Haven't had a dream since.

I had i dream i was making sweet love to cirno. pic related. she was yelling and screaming in pleasure, yelling things like " only you!' and "your too big"

why do i have to have these sort of dreams to make me feel better about my 6 inche ;_;

>>5824736
Because you haven't accepted that 6 inches is around normal.

I had a dream i was okuu once, it sure is fun haveing a nuclear arm cannon and firing lazers at every thing, athough it does look weird when you hit someone with it... like some melting skin off, and a hole in the person. (Who was kaguya for some odd reason)

I had a Cirno sex dream before. Unfortunately my tongue got stuck

>>5824766
Kaguya? It's fine...

I dreamed about being time controlling vampire today.

My one and only touhou dream had Byakuren in it. It seemed like she was stealing the youth of what looked to be a naked Murasa by sticking one of her rods in between her legs. She kept going until Murasa looked like a mummy.

>>5824919

I... I think I've heard this story before.

seems pretty hot.

I got this strange dream about Flandre being my little sister or something.
I was sleeping on someone's bed in a dark room, and then she start to shake me slightly and starts talking like that:
"Wake up! I'm bored!"
Then I was like:
"Yeah, yeah, give me a second."

Then she sat on a chair and started to wiggle her legs, until she hits my HUGE morning boner and says "Oh so hard, what is it?" and starts to rub my dick with her feet.
And that's all what I remember.
The weird thing is that I not consider myself as a lolicon and I never fapped to Flandre.
Many anons would probably be greatfull for such dream, but it made me only confused about myself.